IT WAS THAT SIMPLE!

>Has anything since Sonic & Knuckles been necessary?
Fixed.

I don't know why anyone is surprised by this. Sonic has been one long trainwreck since the Dreamcast

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yup, its an improvement.

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no he's preparing for the dimension merge

Jim Carrey's Robotnik better be kino

How to fix him
>Bigger eyes and ears, no need of the uni-eye
>longer and thinner irises
>longer nose
>gloves & socks
>Smaller torso/longer legs

needs more realism

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There's something really creepy about a muscly guy with glasses. Also
>head doesn't even reach the top hinge of the door
When will they learn?

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The giant head versus the weird semi-human looking body is what kills it desu

Yeah

how does sonic pee

Looking at this, it's clear that the eyes are the biggest mistake (followed by the shoes).
Coincidentally, these are the two aspects that remained unchanged in the late 90s redesign

no.
that wouldn't cause as much as controversy and free marketing.

He's prepping for the cinema shooting

>eyes are the biggest mistake
No. The eyes are fine. Sonics 2-in-1 eye design would look too weird in a live action adaptation.

It looks like a kid in a Halloween costume.
>DKC looks realistic
It uses highly stylized 3D renders. They're not lifelike in the slightest.

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I saw this pic on r*ddit, too

fast

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His feet are dicks. Why do you think he wears the shoes?

Last time I was at the theater, they forgot to hang out Kraft Singles like that so I had a shitty ham sandwich with no cheese. I was pretty pissed desu

BUT THE AD REVENUE FROM NIKE!

you are onto something

Now we're talkin'

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we must go deeper

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sonic besmirched
bundy innocent

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Like the vast majority of mammals, hedgehogs pee out their urethra, which is through the penis in males and near the vagina in females

he actually looked better fat.

Anyone have the screenshot of the list of sonic's traits that are like something straight out of deviant art? Nothin personnel, kid

is that guy a midget?

Why do they make sonic look so meek and goofy?

Was the original sonic too intimidating? Geez hollywood is so pussified.

This might be the first case I've seen where a man looks better fat

the eyes should be bigger desu

Yeah he basically doesn't care. He's mellowed

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It's incredible that they could fuck up something so simple this much. Just make it look like fucking Sonic looks! Not some weird uncanny valley creature!

somebody post the shop where his head is smaller and it looks way better

this would have been better desu

This artist is actually working on the Detective Pikachu movie.

Why are Sonic fans so fucking autistic?

Looks like a naked toddler wearing a mascot head.

was the dick bulge necessary though?

youtube.com/watch?v=DCxQC99V2BM

They want him to look cute. Really though a lot of the complaints so far seem based on some powerpoint presentation with super simple designs so I'm not sure what to think of the movie's design yet.

Of course. It shows Sonic is full of confidence, without having to outright tell you.

It isn't that bad to be honest

Who is chris chan?

Wich movie was ever necessary?

>Those deltoids
Pfhaha what is he running, anavar?

>They want him to look cute
but he already did

Skateboarder

How do Sonic's eyes work

(((PRODUCERS))) need money to buy organs you bigot.

I would've fucked the left one and I'm a gril so no homo

Get the fuck out and stay out.

Lol if you cut him off at the neck, left looks worse than right by far. But the two pics by comparison my god hahaha

I think it works since it's on another extreme end (realism) rather than some weird mish mash of two.

Right still looks like shit, this movie is set in the real world not in Roger Rabbit's world.
But really, this movie sounds like the script from a cancelled videogame movie from the 90.
>Set in a realistic setting and in fucking America.
Illumination did the right thing. This why SEGA will always be behind BING BING WAHOO.

Go back.

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>he actually went to plebbit to check
both of you faggots need to go back

Neither of them would fuck you femcel

I want to see this

Yeah probably

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Sonics arms aren't blue

why does he have the grinch face

>But how do we explain the backstory to how he got his gloves???

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

Still good desu

>tone down every feature that made him cool
>keep the same exaggeration for the hair
>give him a stocky, short body
>give him uninspired nike trainers
They want this film to fail.

"Girls laugh at me" to "even YOUR bull calls me cuck"

Nah
Nobody ever asked "What would Sonic look like in live-action?" and between the comics, game cutscenes and cartoons the series has more thsn enough to satisfy loretards.

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Technically nothing humanity has achieved or accomplished has been "necessary," being that it's all relative.

Slightly better, unironically. The creepiness factor decreases when he no longer looks like a literal naked furry child with a face deformity.

hi CWC

Some fat loser who other fat losers on this site continue to obsess over because seeing someone in .0001% worse conditions than themselves is comforting to them.

the urban market like nike's and they can btfo trump at the same time

thanks chris chan for removing is blue arms

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That would be the perfect end to the chris-chan saga. I never thought I'd be rooting for a mass shooting, but it would be so worth it.

OH NONONONONONO

Highly underrated

Chris-chan is an "it," not a he. Don't misgender it.

>Sonic live-action has white hands

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Not gonna lie. I would go see it just for that.

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