I WATCHED IT

It was okay. 7/10.

AMA.

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how woke/10?

are you white?

Does she do anything sexy?

5/10.

Does it matter?

Not really.

Was her performance as bland as it seemed in the trailer?

Were "Skrull" and "kree" as bland and interchangeable as they were in the trailer?

fuck off, shill

It's literally every generic marvel movie ever and all of the Brie Larson feminist bullshit was preplanned marketing to make a generic superhero flick look more interesting than it really is and the dumbfucks on Yea Forums fell for it

imajun moi shok

>it was okay, 7/10

Translated from subhuman Marvelite speak, that comes out to around a 2/10 to the average person.

Talking about shitposting?
Y'all experts?
Y'all know about shitposting? I'd like to hear about it, eunuchs.
Why do you post this shit? Fawning over bitches threads, pedo bullshit, racebaiting and SJW horsehit? So as to escape from reality?
Me, I don't need that shit. I am reality.
There's the way it ought to be. And there's the way it is.
Moot was full of shit. Moot was a crusader. Now, I got no fight with any mod who does what he's supposed to, but when he don't, the machine breaks down. And when the machine breaks down, WE break down. And I ain't gonna allow that in any of you. Not one.
Y'all love Moot? Oh, you wanna kick ass? Yeah. Well, here I am, all by my lonesome, and ain't nobody gonna know. All you Yea Forums faggots against me. Troll me.
/spit
I shit on all of you.

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Not white confirmed

The Skrulls, and their tactics are too similar to real life jews, so they won't be included. That's the wrong kind of woke, and they wouldn't want that.

Nope.

I am, actually.

isn't the space stone in the gauntlet?

The movie is set in the 90's.

The virginity stone is in your pocket.

Nigger kike confirmed.

Neck yourself you little cunt.

So how powerful is she compared to Thanos?

Should I invest in BTC or are stocks a better, safer option?

how did you see it. post ticket

Powerful enough to fuck you in the ass until you love her, faggot.

-9 threads daily about Aquaman
-7 threads about Shazam
You mean 70 daily threads about Captain Marvel

Even if is fake sound good, the cat looks like the bet par of the movie but... Didn't the Space Stone was on the cube underwater with the cap at the time, and later we watched it was on Thanos gauntlet.

What is the best laundry detergent?

Does that fucking cat seriously tear out Nick Fury's eye?

>yet another thread
basted

Could you give a plot rundown?

Well Tide tastes the best, but Downy has a better aftertaste.

She is very powerful, probably more than natty Thanos since she has energy blasts, but nowhere near Gauntlet Thanos.

Stocks are always a good bet.

No ticket.

Iron Man's dad found the cube at the end of WWII, SHIELD had it since then.

Yes. Not a fan of that either.

if you check your theaters, you can probably see that there are other movies still playing
like EVERYONE ELSE SAID, just wait until they update their ticketing bullshit
fucking idiots

If you check yourself, maybe you wouldn't wreck yourself.

so if the user asked "are you non white?" and he said it doesn't matter, youd' be sitting there praising him for being white right?
you pig fucking oven dodger

why are you even mentioning this?

5, aka average.

It was actually about 5.5/10

Excited to hear Iger wants to replace Larson with an Asian actress.

Typical shill response

Getting kinda shilly in here, don't you think, shill?

Fuck off you know it wasn't a 7. Maybe a 6.5. But not a seven you lying asshole. Hand in your 4channel review pass user for dishonest journalism.

And the other pass...

>AMA

If you thought this shit was okay, why would you think anything you have to say is worth a thread?

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What utter fucking bullshit. Captain Marvel gets a shit load of threads

How did they get the pager, m8?

That last credit scene seems like a massive waste. Seems like something that should have been in the actual movie itself but they couldn't place it

Are you a retard? What would energy blasts do to a guy who can just snap his fingers and kill half the universe? Plus guys like Tony and Strange had energy blasts which Thanos either dodged or just took. This is the state of Marvel shillcucks not even watching the damn capeshit but pronouncing how fucking good CM is.

Based and Redpilled, unironically

>a random asshole flies around killing people
>movies like this have been made for over 30 years
>this is supposedly not beating the rotten skeleton of a fossilized horse

>AMA.
How many Skrulls did she kill with her toenail?

Is "just a girl" used?

how about stan lee cameo?

>calling other people retarded while caring about the continuity of a capeshit film
LMAOing @ ur life

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It does matter.

>AMA.
Are you Grace Randolph?

>thinkingaboutstan.jpg

I didn't fall for shit. I'm not paying to see it, let alone watching it at all. Haha dude they sure got us good!

>The Kree are at war with the Skrulls.
>Carol Danvers is a human Air Force pilot brainwashed into believing she's a Kree warrior.
>She believes she lost her memories in a Skrull ambush and fucking hates them.
>She has an implant on her neck that gives her powers and must control her emotions to use it.
>She's a member of Starforce under the command of Yon-Rogg (Jude Law).
>Starforce gets sent to rescue an undercover Kree agent from a Skrull outpost.
>Ronan (Lee Pace) is the leader of the Accusers, a faction above Starforce that likes bombing Skrull outposts.
>Anyway the whole thing is a setup and Carol gets captured by the Skrulls.
>Their leader Talos (Ben Mendehlson) probes her mind for valuable intel and unlocks memories of a life on Earth, including "Pegasus", which is relevant to him.
>Carol escapes and tears up the ship, but Talos and his men manage to leave for Earth, and she follows them.
>Carol crash-lands in a blockbuster and attracts SHIELD's attention.
>Fury and Coulson arrive to question her. When she tells him about the Skrulls, they think she's crazy.
>Suddenly they're attacked by Skrulls. Carol chases one into a train but it escapes, Fury kills another that had been impersonating Coulson.
>Talos is pretending to be Fury's boss at SHIELD now.
>Carol contacts Starforce for help, then follows her memories to a bar where she used to hang out.
>Fury finds her there, they earn each other's trust and decide to team up to stop the Skrulls.
>When Carol brings up Pegasus, Fury takes her to a secret military base called Project Pegasus, where the U.S. government conducts alternative energy experiments.
>Carol finds notebooks written in Kree belonging to a doctor at the facility, Dr. Lawson (Annette Bening), who has been dead for a while, and is the form the Supreme Intelligence appears to Carol as.
>Also they find Dr. Lawson's cat Goose, which begins following them around.
>Fury still doesn't trust Carol and calls SHIELD to detain her.

summarize the entire plot into three acts
beginning, middle, end

>quips
>quips
>dramatic quips

LMAOing at you getting raped by black guys Nash

>calling others retarded when you fail at basic reading comprehension

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what is reverse marketing

sounds boring

Were there many girls in the audience?

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That shouldn't matter. Has the cat been on earth since WWII? Because Howard Stark recovered the tesseract post-war and conducted research on it decades before the 90s.

>All energy blasts are equal

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It's a Marvel movie. Unless flashing colors and quippy lines are your thing, of course it will be boring.

Lol why would they brainwashed a no ass ugly tranny into being a powerful warrior with no skills? Sounds like a waste

Post a pic of your hand

The cat swallows the cube and barf it out in the 90s. How hard is it to follow such a simple chain of events?

That's Donald's dick kameha not Piccolo's spiral blastwho loses to fucking memes like Shaggy Blanco

What's the cubes relevance to the movie?

Well you have to turn your brain off to enjoy this kind of movie, so you can't really blame him for that.

Just sets up Endgame

The cube is what the skulls are after, and kinda what gave captain fungus her superpower.

I forgot, the Supreme Intelligence is the A.I. that rules the Kree and changes form depending on which person it is speaking to. Anyway.

>Fury realizes his boss is a Skrull based on what Carol taught him, and frees her.
>Talos accuses Fury of being a Skrull and orders his arrest, but Coulson lets them go.
>Carol and Fury steal a prototype jet and flee to Louisiana.
>Carol visits her best friend Maria and her daughter Monica, and learns more about her past.
>They were in the Air Force together before Carol was recruited to test a new spaceship for Project Pegasus and seemingly died in a crash.
>Dr. Lawson was the one that created the spaceship.
>Talos tracks them down, but he's come in peace.
>Carol thinks the Kree are noble heroes and the Skrulls are evil conquerors, but Talos reveals that the Kree are the conquerors and destroyed the Skrull homeworld because they viewed the Skrulls as inferior.
>All the Skrulls want is a new home outside the Kree-controlled galaxy.
>Dr. Lawson was a Kree agent on Earth who felt sympathy for the Skrulls and developed the spaceship so they could flee the galaxy.
>The spaceship was powered by the Tesseract/Space Stone.
>While testing it, Carol and Dr. Lawson were attacked by Yon-Rogg, who killed Dr. Lawson.
>Carol shot the spaceship's engine so Yon-Rogg couldn't have it, and ended up absorbing the Tesseract's power, which gave her great powers.
>Yon-Rogg then took her to the Kree homeworld to be brainwashed into a living weapon.
>Carol is angry and decides to work with Fury, Maria and Talos to retrieve the Tesseract from Dr. Lawson's space station, which is cloaked in Earth's orbit.
>They fix up the prototype jet to fly in space, Carol changes the colors of her uniform since she no longer fights for the Kree, etc.
>Starforce arrives on Earth and tracks down Carol. The Skrulls distract them so the team can reach the space station in time.

In what way? We already know that cube exists and Thanos has it. It's been the most important Infinity Stone. Is it just a case of "member this?" in Captain Marvel?

Continue, thanks.

When? When does the cat swallow it, and what possible bearing could it have, it swallowing it at some point in the before/during the 90s, only to puke it back up in the 90s? We already knew Stark recovered it and it was in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s possession. Howard Stark died in the 90s, too, so it comes across like they either dropped the ball on their continuity(again) or they're trying to set up some sort of weird switcheroo.

If the summary being posted here is real, the Tesseract is being experimented on by SHIELD in Project Pegasus, and at some point the cat eats it.

What bearing it has to further the plot, I've no idea.

I really hoped the movie would deal with the Soul stone in some way, or anything related to the Dusting, to justify why Fury would call her for that event in particular and never before. Not just "oh shit this is bad and the Avengers are missing" but "I recognize the thing that is happening and CM can help"

Why would Cap even care about who fury was calling.
Seems fucking weird for the avengers to fixate on fury’s pager.

>Yon-Rogg realizes Carol knows the truth and calls Ronan to bomb the Earth to kill Carol and all the Skrulls hiding there.
>The team reaches the space station and finds several Skrull refugees living there, including Talos' family.
>Carol finds the Tesseract and gives it to Fury and Maria.
>Starforce attacks the space station, captures the Skrulls and subdues everyone.
>Starforce lines up the Skrulls for execution, while Carol is tortured by the Supreme Intelligence.
>Carol realizes that the power is inside her and the implant is a way to suppress them so the Kree can control her.
>She overcomes the Supreme Intelligence, rips out the implant and goes Super-Sayan and saves the Skrulls.
>Fury and Maria escape in the prototype jet with the Tesseract. A Kree follows them, and Goose turns out to be an alien tentacle monster.
>During the chaos, Goose swallows the Tesseract and accidentally scratches Fury's eye.
>Ronan arrives with three massive bombers and drops like 20 bombs on Earth.
>Carol destroys the bombs, fights off the warships and destroys one of the massive bombers.
>Ronan realizes they're outmatched and retreats.
>Meanwhile, Yon-Rogg has fled the space station and crash-landed on Earth.
>Carol finds him and tells him he's an asshole and no longer controls her.
>He challenges her to a fair fight, no powers, but she just blasts him down and tells him to leave Earth and give the Supreme Intelligence a warning that she's coming after it.
>Yon-Rogg leaves, and Carol meets up with Fury, Maria and the Skrulls.
>She leaves Goose with Fury since the Tesseract is inside it, and upgrades his pager with space tech so he can call her in case of emergencies.
>Carol then leaves with Talos and his people in Dr. Lawson's space station to help them find a new home.

>Later at SHIELD, eyepatch Fury and Coulson talk about how they'll need people like Carol to protect the world in case something like the invasion ever happens again.
>Fury starts a file for the "Protector Initiative", then takes a look at Carol's Air Force file and notices that her old callsign was "Avenger". He then renames it "Avengers Initiative".

Thank you.

>callsign "Avenger"
Nope. Nobody would ever get a callsign that was also a platform. That's why my callsign is Higgins.

There is no Secret Skrull? What bullshit.

Captain Fungal

Oh god I fucking hate that.

Not only they ruined one of the best moments in Winter Soldier and Fury's entire story, now they ruined the name of the team.

>He challenges her to a fair fight, no powers, but she just blasts him down
YAAAAASSS QUEEEEEEEN

You sound mentally challenged so I’ll help you out here with a timeline

1. Infinity stones are made
2. Somehow space stone ends up in cube
3. Odin finds this cube along with other infinity stones
4. Odin entrusts vikings to keep cube safe
5. Red skull gets cube and makes weapons with it
6. Cube falls into ocean
7. Howard stark (working for origin of shield) fishes cube out of ocean
8. Shield now has cube
9. Shield tries to make tech advancements with cube energy
10. Skrulls want cube
11. Battle ensues
12. Cat eats cube (as a shitty joke)
13. Cat barfs up cube (as a shitty joke)
14. Shield still has cube
15. Loki comes for it and gains possession
16. Loki is defeated and Thor takes it back to Odins Vault
17. Before Asgard is destroyed Loki takes cube
18. Thanos kills Loki for cube

Was Jude Law Mahr-Vell?

Op is the Mar-Vell thing true?

>that spoiler

They just couldnt help themselves could they

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rude, but thanks I get

CRINGE

“That’s fant4stic”
“Say that again.”

Tue cube is huge and a human can't touch it with a bare hand the a cat can swallow the whole thing without die or ending with Redskull?

Plot sounds boring. Maybe I will pirate it some day. Zero shekels for the mouse. And tommorow i'm going to watch Alita: Battle Angle 2nd time.

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saw it, fun and brie is great, story wasnt the best though, kind of a throw back to old super hero movies
2.5/4 fresh

You mean OH NONONO LOL NO WHITES OH NO NO MARVEL BTFO threads?

Why she didnt stop Thanos before? And why fury didnt call her before when shit got serious?

This 100% don't trust the Jews anctics.

God, how pathetic

So she just fucks off to space?

Then where was she all these years? Not just the Earth stuff, but why didn't she do anything about the Kree-Nova war? Or the GOTG1 incident? The Dark Elf incident with the convergence? The various wars Asgard was involved in? Hela's uprising? Ego's universal fuckery? Thanos rampage across the galaxy, not just in IW, but sustained over decades?

Whats the point of this movie, it doesn't seem to do anything.

Its an alien space cat. Its like a hentai monster on the inside, at least in the comics.

No. I got that. What I'm asking is what point the post-credit scene serves narratively, because we knew S.H.I.E.L.D. and Howard Stark had it decades before the 90s and that they still had it in the 00s.

So thanks for essentially answering that by giving me information I already had. None. It has literally no bearing on anything at all.

Ummm.....reasons? Im sure theyll spend thirty seconds glossing this over in endgame

oh wow so she's also the reason the avangers are called like that
basically captain marvel was behind everything
incredible and based
for a character literally no one ever heard about

Yes.

He's on a bus reading the script for Mallrats.

No, this is.

Yes.

Thanos was just a space gangster up until Infinity War, I guess he just wasn't on her radar.

Plus Fury got his own team, I guess he just felt that they could handle it without needing to call her.

Well, the movie ends with her declaring war on the Kree, which live very far away from everything. There's a scene where Yon-Rogg struggles to find a jump point that can get them to Earth, the fastest one still requiring 22 hours of hyperspace travel.

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Me too, bro. At least Alita has a story to tell.

Yeah, I don't believe Brie is great after watching this:

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>cat eats cube at shield and spits it up later
It baffles me that this has to be explained

>Mar-Vell
Oh god fucking dammit

>She declares war on the Kree
And yet, there's no sign of her being involved in the Kree-Xandar war, and nowhere to be seen when Kree extremists start fucking shit up.

And yeah they're far, but not 25 years far.

Fucking hell, no time vortex, no coma, no stasis, no trapped in a Sakaar-like "time is weird" place. She's just out there offscreen and now she's coming back because of a pager.

Ah, classic Yea Forums ;')

Best response thus far:

"Brie Larson has a best actress Oscar? Take it away."

Bet Feige watches this on replay and ejaculate everytime during the quip sequence.

No, that isn't what we're asking to have explained. We're asking why such a non-revelation would be a post-credit scene. We already knew S.H.I.E.L.D. had the damned thing. It would essentially be no different than someone pocketing it halfway through the film then making people wait through the entire credit sequence just to have them walk into Fury's office and unceremoniously toss it on his desk. It's not only anti-climactic, it's telling us what we already knew. That's what makes it baffling.

Yes

everyone knows it samuel jackson

Why the FUCK hasn't that nigger fury ever mentioned captian sjw to the other avengers.
How the hell can people actually enjoy this franchise.

In avengers 1 he says thor was the first contact they had with space beings and that's when the avengers initiative and tesseract weapon research started

I mean, Fury is a huge liar, "his secrets have secrets", so he's probably just lying about no previous alien contact.

Such a bitchy move

Brie is hot and you all would

Boobies aren't big enough so no

>That's what makes it baffling
No it's not.

Feet fungus spreads, so no.

what i don't get is why she does open toed shoes, you could just get a closed toe heel and it would look much better.

I was actually still quietly hopeful even with it being an average Marvel movie i would still like it okay
but
if that's how she's acting in the whole thing it's going to be dreadful
well, every scene with her talking and looking at people
man, I really didn't believe this would be their first proper stinker, I thought they'd actually make an effort

>if that's how she's acting in the whole thing it's going to be dreadful
no, that's a high point

If you have to ask "Does it matter?" when someone asks if you are white, then yes, it matters. If you had simply answered yes or no instead of treating it like a big deal to which you would make the conscious decision not to answer, then it probably wouldn't be.

Did you see them during the fappening? Boobies are plenty big

>quip question
>no? Fine!
Fuck, they can't even have her quip like a normal Marvel quipster, she is written like an insecure teenager who pretends to not give a fuck when they really care way too much.

>Does it matter?
I don't know, nigger. Does being a complete fuckwad matter when giving opinions?

So you admit you make poor decisions and you want us to care about what you say?
Fuck off nigger.

Damn this sounds terrible.

Stark should have been able to uncover some mention of her as well

None. Many marvel movies have a post credits scene that serves no point narratively. I tend to think it’s better when movies have post credits scenes that serve no purpose narratively, and most would agree that the most remembered ones serve no purpose narratively
Ie: Ferris beuler, avengers, Spider-Man homecoming
Forcing someone to watch through the credits to get a small grab at a 5 second scene that they can’t miss is just stupid

You were saying this messes with the continuity. I was proving that it doesn’t mess with anything.

Nigger here. I don't watch any movie starring a woman, asian, or italian

based

is she barefoot at any point?

when's the torrent out?