How will UK Porn Ban on April 1st effect Yea Forums?

>That includes free porn sites like PornHub and YouPorn – which attract nearly 2billion visits a month between them worldwide.

>They'll join a number of other sites in using the AgeID system, which requires users to verify their age via an official form of ID such as a driver's license or passport.

>Alternitivley Clark said: "The PortesCard is available to purchase from selected high street retailers and any of the UK’s 29,000 PayPoint outlets as a voucher.

>Each PortesCard will cost £4.99 for use on a single device, or £8.99 for use across multiple devices.

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>bongs need a license to fap

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fake

Four years ago this would have upset me. Now I only wank off to girls who match with me on Tinder, Bumble and Hinge.

all that matters is, can they still use wikifeet?

This would unironically be a good thing.

based ahmed

this isn't true but get ready for the tards

alcohol ban next, after that they will allow sharia zones

this. it's not intended to be a good thing, but it is

couldn't a simple proxy bypass this entirely?

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thats hilarious

i bet you wish you were american now, huh britfucks?

only if you pay your vpn license

>needing porn to fap
As much as I hate censorship porn is actually bad..

What happened to the UK? They used to be a world super power, now they're the nanny state laughing stock of the world.

Good riddance.

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Why not just download Hola and Switch to a different foreign server? or any other VPN that has a browser version. Simply use that when browsing.

London already has three Sharia Zones.

I hope Yea Forums is included. Pay your shitposting license m8

>april 1st
>americans replying genuinely
Feel free to be as buttmad as you want, when you realise how retarded you are.

step one is requiring ID for porn, step two is requiring ID for all forms of internet access

I think you'll find that's America mate.

>i-its just an april fool's joke
they dont make april fool's jokes this early, britcuck

Now, we actually have freedom here you retarded brit

Unironically will help save Britain. Now they just need to ban video games, or limit them to 1 hour a day.

OI M8 U GOT YER PORN LICENSE?

I've literally always wished I was American

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>being so offended as to reply in less than a minute
m-muh freedom

Remember 3 years ago when they were banning porn too? Yeah that worked. The only source for this is 'The Sun' a shitty rag newspaper.

>he thinks the first world isn't all cucked
Get your head out of your ass pal and go and give another billion to Israel

Inshallah I am on day 52 of nofap

They took their job as Airstrip 1 too seriously

Porn is banned in my shithole country long time. A free vpn solves it tho.

>gets sent to 10 years jail for defending himself against Antifa
FREEEEDUUUMMBBB

*buys gun from walmart*
*watches tv without a lisconce*
*doesn't get raided for neighbors 200 dollar debt*

>oi, m8, you got license for that wanking?
What a pathetic country. First you need to pass take an 8 hour course and pass a license exam just to watch a TV and now you need explicit permission from the Ministry of Cummies just to jerk off.

I recommend Nord VPN. I think you can still post on here with a VPN if you buy a Yea Forums pass. Maybe pay via Bitcoin to be more secure.

Not an argument, I would rather live in Detroit or St.Louis than the shithole that is the England

>needing a licence to fap
Keep this shit on the other side of the Atlantic

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>Europeans are so progressive

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We'd also prefer you to live in them instead of here, mutt.

>celebrating watching Jew TV
>celebrating watching Jew Porn

Absolutly Seething

Then you're an actual idiot (typical mutt)

>i don't even watch tv, i just hang out all day in a message board about tv
Grim-upon-yikes.

>April 1st

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>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administartion centre. Who's this callin?"
>Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.... and you are set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uniterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir. And god bless the queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

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Watching films isn't the same as watching TV now is it?

Nope, enjoy your muslim filled , freedom lacking, gun free country Britcuck

It's worse if anything.

How is something like that legal?

>i don't watch tv because the industry is controlled by jews
>i only watch films
...

>How is something like that legal?
Freedom's illegal in yurup.

Where I live is 97% white sorry and I own a shotgun :)

>bongs uner 18 cant view porn
>underaged and a huge amount of bongs will be removed from Yea Forums
And thats a good thing.

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Imagine taking the time to type out something this unfunny.

Purchase a VPN

There, problem solved.

>oi, m8; you paid yer VPNey loicense?

Changing your DNS should solve this too.

>t. can't access to mainstream porn sites due to Muslim government but rule34 sites are not blocked

I mean, OP is almost certainly a joke, but this is the same country whose censors thought that the ninja turtles (cartoon) show was too violent and only allowed it to air with a ludicrous amount of editing (along with more obvious things, all instances of the word "ninja" were removed, as was any portrayal of nun-chucks)

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Better bin that weapon, reported to the authorities. Enjoy your prison stay!

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>13% committing 50% of crime
>as many mass shootings as days in 2018
Oh I will

Oi, m8. You pay yer whingin' loicense?

If thats the price to pay for freedom, then so be it

Pretty shit this one. I prefer the ones where someone gets robbed at spoonpoint

but this is 4channel