"Captain, iceberg right ahead! We must avoid it!"
"No"
"Captain, iceberg right ahead! We must avoid it!"
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
>letting some faggot piece of ice scare you
Cap did nothing wrong
from my point of view, buoyancy is evil!
>iceberg pls go
>no
like if u cry evry time
WELL THEN YOU ARE FROST
STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SHIP
Jesus christ Cameron
This is humanity fuck yeah in a nutshell
>gets titanic sunk by iceberg
>later defends hornberg
Was he working for (((them))) all along?
"Yes"
> Captain! The iceberg! Its gaining on us!
>ice(((berg)))
what is the icebergs tax policy?
THEN I SHALL DROWN AS ONE OF THEM
Was hitting the iceberg part of your plan?
but steel is stronger than ice
Where is the lookout and the helmsmen?
Where is the radio which was transmitting?
They have passed like alcohol down an mick's throat.
like pocketchange around wops
the anti-feds have gone down with the ship
behind the iceberg
into sea
How did it come to this?
What kind of life lesson does it teach us that the Titanic wouldn't have sunk if the ship slammed straight into the iceberg?
Only a few sections of ship would have flooded and there would have been more than enough buoyancy to keep the ship afloat.
>Moral of the story: When faced with an insurmountable problem, charge right at it because getting your face caved in and surviving the encounter is better than trying to run away and getting split down the side like a fat kid cracking a peanut?
>iceberg right ahead! We must avoid it!
That's anti-semetic.
>"Captain! There's an iceberg dead ahead!"
>>"Aye, and right on schedule."
>".....Sir??"
>>"Mr. Murdoch, there are 1,000 Mick bastards aboard this vessel, and I'll be damned if I see a single one of them cross from this ship onto the shores of Lady Liberty. The Germans, Frenchmen, and Englishmen aboard will be acceptable losses. Now inform the helmsman to maintain our course.