LMAO TERRY BTFO FATTIES
LMAO TERRY BTFO FATTIES
Landon Turner
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Juan Foster
based
Christopher Miller
Christian Young
>traduzir
HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MONKEY!
Aaron Foster
Noah Adams
literally who?
Robert Peterson
OMG LMAO
Cameron Hall
Holy fucking kek
Joseph Butler
Easton Foster
kek
Xavier Powell
Hard to believe the drop in quality in only 2 years
Zachary Jackson
James Green
Oliver Johnson
Noah Martin
He's the guy from the POPOPOPOWER commercial.
He's one of the few niggers I like personally
James Peterson
my fucking sides
Jason Jenkins
Cameron Turner
not very epic or as based as
Aaron Davis
Edgy.
Bentley Jenkins
This thread is golden, a rare gem
David Brown
I am allowed to point and laugh at fatties aren't I?
Benjamin Watson
Is it gold or is it a gem then, you geologically illiterate buffoon?
Connor Ward
Charles Cook
No, that's triggering and ableist
Anthony Adams
A screenshot is not indicative of the board's "quality" you dumb redditor.
James Morgan
Austin Wilson
Nothing is more hilarious to me than newfags bemoaning a perceived drop in quality as if their old days were better
I'm sure 2004 oldfags thought the same thing of me
Nolan King
Robert Brown
Isaiah Cook
>10 weirdest zoo animal escapes in the tags
based tumblr kek
William Ward
Tyler Johnson
>In the future, you will want to "tap" this.
All according to plan...
Evan Perry
Man fat jokes are really fucking funny, they're not even hateful like most gay and race jokes. Like, if you're fat enough to be made fun of then you deserve it, period.
Gavin Kelly
It's been very disappointing to see Terry Crews fall to the alt-right recently. Doesn't he realize that they hate people like him?
Leo Barnes
>tfw fat
Haha this thread is funny
Nicholas Turner
Jeremiah Robinson
>terry crews is /reddit/
>yet terry crews is also /ourguy/
sometimes i just accept lifes mysteries
Charles Turner
For a three time mother she doesn't even look that bad desu
Lincoln Lee
Sickening, pissening.
Liam Walker
just eat less
Tyler Powell
CRISCO BATHING
Easton Kelly
I dunno I feel like I might have some thyroid issue.
I don't even eat much and I'm still not losing any unless I just straight up eat next to nothing.
I mean I'm 6", have under 2k cal a day, work 8 hours and still don't lose any weight fucking how
Charles Perez
>tfw fat
>still laughing at landwhales
Jack Cook
>get a few replies
>feel swollen sense of pride for the first time in your life
>cap it
>repost it over and over again for years
It's mildly funny but user you need to let it go
David Gomez
Easton Anderson
Might need to check not just how much you're eating, but what you're eating. Is it full of trans fats/sugars/sodium?
I went from 325lb to 140lb in a couple years. 5'11" here. You can do it, user. You might need to be eating less to gain a calorie deficit anyway. What is your job like? How generally active are you?
Andrew Ramirez
seething much, fatty?
Adrian Watson
Several things
Thyroid issues don't magically make energy appear out of thin air so you'd just need to eat even less
How are you counting these calories? You don't need to weigh everything you eat but people tend to forget or underestimate shit they eat or drink. Soda especially is something most people think of as a freebie for some reason
If you're absolutely sure about this less than 2kcal thing, go see a doctor so you can be sure instead of just suspecting muh thyroid
Carter Torres
It's both
Adam Flores
kek, i used to be fat, but i started going to the gym last year, this is how i am now
fat people are pathetic, i was pathetic
Ryder Brown
This. I totally would both of them
Aiden Flores
If your genetics are this unfortunate, you gotta do more forearm work
Ian Long
It's an office job so not the most active admittedly, but still
I guess it's maybe too much white bread.
Yeah I just roughly estimate off the nutritional values given on the packing, I don't calculate it down to every last digit.
It's all frustrating because one of my best friends is no more active than me but can eat fucking anything and still look as fit as ever. Are metabolism memes real?
Christian Watson
There was this super kinky land whale at my school growing up. One day she left school early because people could smell a rotten odor coming from her. She went to the doctor and they removed a piece of Ham from her box. She was banging one of the nerd Bandies and I guess he was stuffing food up there and eating it out. Mash potatoes and shit.
Carter Walker
You look as fit as Jonah Hill.
Ryan Gonzalez
>be French master race
>go to Subway cause I heard pedos like this food
>before me in line are two girls
>one is fat
>so fat her weight should be calculated in cubic meters
>so fat I'm like "now way this thing is french"
>i wait for it
>her turn ordering
>mfw clapland accent
Anthony Peterson
IF YOU CAN JOG AWAY YOUR OPPRESSION IT'S NOT REAL OPPRESSION
Eli Anderson
>I mean I'm 6", have under 2k cal a day, work 8 hours and still don't lose any weight fucking how
You aren't counting calories you drink. You're making estimates that are wildly off and mindlessly snacking on calorie dense shit. You're adding calorie bombs via oils and sauces. You're eating below maintenance six days a week and then binging like a fucking maniac on the seventh and the average is what matters.
You don't have an issue. It's never a real issue. And if it somehow is your fucking thyroid you can get a pill to deal with that. It costs like $10 a fucking month, you lazy fat fuck.
I say that as a former lazy fat fuck who needed to hear that once upon an etc. So. Stop making excuses and sort your shit out.
Chase Gonzalez
>tfw I eat a lot, no job, and most of it is carbohydrates
>tfw I weigh 146lbs and keep losing weight
I'm kinda scared t b h
Julian Harris
Cubic meters are used for mass calculation, not weight, you illiterate.
Brody Parker
>skipping leg day
Christian King
failing to detect humor is a sign of autism
Chase Wright
Roughly estimating clearly doesn't work, then
Start exactly counting or weighing your food. Take into account snacks and drinks
The way I estimate my food intake is to say, for example, "this packet of oatz will last me three days so I know on average I'll be eating 1/3 of a packet of oatz a day" instead of weighing it exactly
John Mitchell
Metabolism is real. An office job is virtually sedentary. A lightly active (like retail job) person can eat about 1800 calories a day at your height and lose weight, but if you just sit in an office chair all day, that would probably be closer to your maintain calories.
Calculate every last digit, do some exercising or eat less than 1800 calories a day. Don't kid yourself, user. You might have a deluded sense of health and what you need to do, but your body doesn't. Be objective, be realistic or else you're gonna be fat.
Jeremiah Cooper
No...cubic meters is volume.....
Jonathan Carter
displacement ya dip
Matthew Martinez
We /fph/ now boys
Christian Myers
based tapeworm, bro
Wyatt Jenkins
*upvoted*
Dylan Richardson
still volume......
Luke Young
Does that still exist? I would've thought that died when young Americans kept forcing the MUH HIGH TEST THICC MEME for lack of any non-fat dating options
Christian Ward
>used to be fat
>have ulcerative colitis
>shit my guts out
>lose weight
Adrian Jackson
I wish I had a tapeworm.
What's so bad about them?
>get tapeworm
>can now eat what you want, worm bro eats off excess calories for you
Liam Campbell
heavier objects sink deeper so they displace more water ont the way down
that's how archimedes proved alchemists wrong who claimed to have made gold
Zachary Edwards
>lose 30 lbs
>gain it back
>repeat
Robert Torres
Yeah especially since the little one looks like they aren’t more than a few months old. It’s still a retarded sentiment to get behind when the Chinese bitch is clearly trying to inspire people who think it can’t be done while being a parent. Shows enormous insecurity on the white womens side.
Ryan Fisher
they can make you real sick and cause undernourishment
Eli Robinson
>Unironically posts pictures of himself on a Yugoslavian mosaic forum
I've got bad news for you; you're still pathetic.
Aiden Taylor
BASED
BASED
BASED
Isaiah Watson
Grandma and granddad are 90 years old and never exercised.
People who exercise injure themselves sooner or later. It's guaranteed.
If you're fat or thin depends on how much you eat. Has nothing to do with exercising.
Aiden Rogers
Is this autism or just stupid? I can't tell.
Dominic Ross
Joshua Bell
he's used to be swollen
Kevin Nelson
>Has nothing to do with exercising.
I can't tell if you're actually this stupid or if this is b8
Kevin Brown
Well one thing is for certain. Losing weight is at least like 90% about what you eat, the last 10% are exercise and sport.
The difference between eating that cinnamon bun or not is so huge in calories that it would take you a LONG time to make up for it by running around.
Henry Smith
>check the replies
LEL
Ian Cook
Good work user. Don't train your biceps too much compared to the rest of your body because it will look silly.
Henry Parker
>return to your old habits after losing weight
>wonder why you can't keep the weight off
Oliver Bennett
How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say:
"Oh! Would you like to marry me?
"And if you like you can buy the ring"
She doesn't care about anything
Would you like to marry me?
And if you like you can buy the ring
I don't dream about anyone - except myself!
Xavier Davis
I was just making a bad joke. In all seriousness though, Archimedes' principle says that any object in water gets buyoed by a force equal to its weight
Lincoln Bailey
LIKE A GORILLA HAHA
David Howard
It's b8 because of the anecdotal evidence of his grandparents, but he's right about the eating part
Calories burned by exercising are dwarved by your BMR. Your body needing to stay alive and warm is the main energy expenditure every day
Andrew Lee
Mason Kelly
>French master race
Xavier Thompson
>be skinny since forever
>no eating disorder, just naturally very thin
>reach 30
>a wild pot belly appears
I guess I have two choices now: hitting the gym or learning that "Hello my baby, Hello my honey" bit
Aaron Nguyen
Easton Butler
oh you went to Gare du Nord that's cute
you and your strawman should go somewhere else next time, the 16th district maybe
Caleb Cook
Pic related ya chungus
Jace Wilson
Yep, that's totally commendable, but also the tris and shoulders are definitely lagging and need some love, while the forearms lagging as well say that's too machine work and not enough with the free weights. Compound dumbbell exercises. That way even if you're focusing on the bicep you're at least engaging some secondary and tertiary muscles.
Brandon Cruz
>complains about thin people not putting effort into their cosplay
>puts on a pair of xxxl shorts and a top and calls it a costume
Gavin Long
Six inches? Holy shit how are you typing
Alexander Morgan
This is scary
No district of a European city should have this many niggers. And going "haha SOME parts are still okay" as they are outbreeding you is stupid
This is silly though. Are we pretending Paris had no hobos until recently?
Jaxson Nelson
Julian Nguyen
>eat fresh
Owen Scott
>its fine because only some of our districts are africa!
Easton Jenkins
Nobody cares faggot
Isaiah Taylor
Shoo shoo, fatty
Ethan Powell
When I dated a chubhy girl, I am glad she didn't complain about thin privilage. My white privilage on the other hand...
Connor Cox
no you idiot thats not what it says at all. it says the buoyant force is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced
Landon Robinson
>Your body needing to stay alive and warm is the main energy expenditure every day
I mean if you don't live an active lifestyle this is true...
Levi Thompson
Ian Moore
>When I dated a chubhy girl
And that's where you fucked up
Ryan Campbell
Zachary Roberts
Yes yes user very epic. I'm sure you're doing olympic level sports
Samuel Cook
Owen Sanders
>No district of a European city should have this many niggers. And going "haha SOME parts are still okay" as they are outbreeding you is stupid
so whats the solution? and why arent you doing it in the US?
Luke Diaz
Why did he think there was a snickers bar behind him just because he heard a creaking sound?
Blake Taylor
She's got free money for not being a hambeast and she just cries.
David Ward
Deporting them.
And before you give me shit for not trying to deport any niggers recently: The point isn't whether or not you're actively helping the situation, the point is that you are resigned to the point that you think "w-well there are some non-overrun parts" is a valid argument
Parker Wilson
Adrian Morgan
I had this happen to me except in the middle was a fucking packers fan and the isle seat was this fine ass volleyball chick. I had to sit with my back turned like 65 degrees left for two hours. I just looked out the window.
Jonathan Diaz
Did you legitimately not understand the joke? Because if you were trying to build on it, you failed
Eli Brooks
You’d be surprised
Austin Edwards
>olympic level sports
Jesus christ how fat are you? If you run a mile every day, trust me you'll lose a lot more weight than someone with the same daily routine (other than the running) who eats the same amount as you. If you're seriously disputing that then I don't really know what to say other than that this is why idiots shouldn't be allowed to use the internet unsupervised
Isaac Allen
Luke Myers
why did he feel the need to draw that? i mean everyone on Yea Forums is fucking retarded but what he explained is pretty easy to grasp
Aaron Smith
Wholesome
Wyatt Moore
keep posting more please, those are fantastic
Daniel Murphy
I dunno. Not my usual jam, but I messed u0 getting back with an ex and this qt chuffy friend was there and... well.. more cushion... and I still haven't really gone back either...
Xavier Clark
>tfw you'll never be Chuck
Noah Fisher
Lucas Ward
Just being silly on my end. The picture is from China. They rebuilt the Eifel Tower a couple of times.
Ethan Jones
my bad, mean to
Hudson Flores
Very cool user, I'm not fat. All I was saying is that the "lol you need exercise to lose weight" meme is wrong.
Energy in, energy out, and your BMR makes up the lion share of your energy out even with a reasonably active lifestyle and going to the gym.
>you'll lose a lot more weight than someone with the same daily routine (other than the running) who eats the same amount as you
That's so far outside the scope of what I was saying it comes close to a strawman.
Feel free to think whatever the fuck you want about my supposed fatness, but read what exactly my post says instead of misinterpreting wildly please
Robert Sanchez