But would it work as a live-action reboot?

i'd bet my left nut one of them would be named after the Mona Liss

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Only if the anatomy of breast-shaped turtle shells is explained.

The only female turtle is named Venus de Milo, so I guess they would just name them after more female works or art made by male artists.

sorry bigot, history has been re-written and all four of those artists were actually trans

ah a FGO chad like me

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I’m starting to sincerely feel bad about stuff like this. I’ve jerked to so much rule 63 stuff on the internet. How come this rule 63 thing doesn’t translate in real life? How come Hollywood doesn’t understand that if you rule 63 male characters you have to make them hot women?

Artemisia
Sofonisba
Lavinia
Rosalba

leona
donna
michelle
rachael

>tfw no thick turtle gf

Wasn't a feel I was expecting today.

Michaelica -because obviously black
Donatalie- cute thick innocent fem turtle
Leonarde' Sakre- Pure japanese waifu
Raphatifa- dike bitch

Cast them

It might.

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disgusting

phatassbeyotch97
queenycrumpet
kittydumplings

and the raphael of the team, feetpics4sale

I appreciate a gender bender for the classic but why do they have to be sexualize?

I want to _____ these turtles

Huey Deuy Louis and Chuck

>kittydumplings
Is that the one who sells packaged shit?

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>why do women have to look like women
lol

is this dare i say based and possibly redpilled

What would Casey Jones look like?

Rihana
Beyonce
Cardi b
Jlo

Where do his clothes go, though

Driving that train, high on cocaine

Only if they're thick and black.

Ah the four humours, a fucking TIMELESS trope. They'd be voiced by sassy halfbreeds.

Female turtles don't have tits
They would look almost the same as the originals in all but size

>girl Raph will never pin you down and forcefully have her way with you

>girl Mike will never feed you pizza as she takes turns taking bites of it and sucking your dick at the same time

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For me, it's Donna.

>take Donnas virginity
>she methodically tries to write down what she's feeling in her journal, for research purposes
>softly, shyly asks you to slow down because she's having trouble writing

>What would April look like?
Probably some Shirou lookalike harem MC to complete the scenario