Their silence on Captain Marvel honestly speaks volumes

Pretty much this.

RLM confirmed for CRINGE and BLUEPILLED

they never get invited to early screenings, they watch movie on opening weekends like everyone else

they know they cant review the movie because theyre white males

Why do they do it though? We all know their review will be some variation of pic related. It's like their reviews have become as formulaic as the marvel movies themselves. Is that why these hack frauds do it? Because it's easy?

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>going from basically to literally all in once sentence
slow down lad

Can't wait for Mike to do le fat internet man voice to defend Captain Marvel from sexists

most re views are crap.

I'm 80% sure the voice is going to happen.

can't wait for jay to talk about how much he wants to murder goose

>actually expecting them to do review on alita
have you missed all the time rich and aidsmody shat on anime?

>CAPTAIN MARVEL ISN'T A MARY SUE IN THIS ONE

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Paycheck hasn't cleared

I've tried watching a few and never finished any of them, they're just so fucking dull and uninteresting. It's because they essentially act like serious film reviewers, they take themselves way too seriously and it just makes it cringey. Half in the Bag only works because of the lighthearteness and humor. Without those aspects they're just a group of middle aged nerds who think they're much cooler and smarter and more important than they actually are.

>Rich and aidsmoby
Good thing they're not the HitB frauds but the properly defunct PreRec frauds (Also Rich has no grounds to stand on)

The anime is irrelevant though, it's a Cameron movie (someone whose movies they've done 2 Plinkett reviews for), and it's in the same Vein as Pacific Rim, which both have enjoyed.

That's usually Jay and Rich that do the straw man voices.

And she probably isn't in this either. The reality is always vastly more boring then what either side of the kneejerks claim it is

Alita has the same level of CG as Marvel movies do, even less than some really. And it can't be because of the source material, since there has been a HitB episode on Edge of Tomorrow for example.

So what gives?

Their silence on Alita Battle Angel is DEAFENING

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>Jay will hate it
>Mike will love it
>Jay will like it

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This. But unironically. All it takes for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing. We're out here punching nazis in thebstreet while these poindexters cant even release a statement on the movie?!

Specifically, it says "We haven't seen the movie yet", you moron.

this but for real

This tweet by that canuck fuck Jim should shed some light. It's the only solid mention of Alita I could find on any of their social media platforms after autistically searching.

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The one for the ST:TMP was pretty good, user.

It's almost as if they are waiting to get clicks by doing some form of video around the release date of the movie that will also help them get more Disney bucks by shilling it and telling people to watch it...

Alita Battle Angel is like no other movie i've ever seen this tweet is dishonest

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>Jay will love it
>Mike will hate it but try to be gentle on Jay because he knows how sensitive Jay is
>Jay will be frustrated and crabby the whole time because he thinks Mike is wrong and should support girl power and the hatred of white men
ftfy

Pretty much, yeah.

>Jay changes his opinion because of Mike XD

So tired of this meme.

That's the only one I watched the majority of. Mike is much less pretentious than Jay is so I find it much easier to watch when he's in the discussion.

Sup Jay, I'm excited for the review

>We're not paid Disney shills we swear
>ALSO NEW DISNEY MOVIE
I wonder how dead inside Mike is by now.

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It’s such a stupid meme because it’s not even founded in anything real

>inb4 BUT THE JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW!
jJay started the review not liking the movie and ended the review not liking the movie. He made fun of Mike for liking the movie both in that episode and in other later episodes. The fact that you faggots cling to that Jurassic World review is so laughably pathetic.

its up

Help me, kinoists, what are those non-Alita movies?

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It's so fucking weird, if anything you could tell that Mike was annoyed at all of Jay's jokes.

So how much did Disney pay these Disney shills to completely ignore Ant Man and the Wasp and also repeatedly make fun of Disney for how they’ve handled Star Wars and for saying that The Last Jedi was a nightmare that killed their interest in the entire franchise?

Wait, have I missed something? When/how did Feige notice RLM?

Yeah it's dumb. All he does is get crabby and defensive.

>i hated it
>i liked it
>i didn't hate it
Face it Jayfag, Mike is the alpha

The one above Alita is Cloud Atlas which is a lot better than people give it credit for and it also has nothing in common with Alita, that fat bearded fuck is retarded.

The one on the left is Jupiter Ascending I think?

I fucking fell over my chair when I heard that.
It's the movie where Rey from Nowhere has defeated praetorian guards almost single-handedly, shot three tie fighters with one shot and also beat the shit ouf of Luke and then saved the whole resistance, without any goal or motivation or reason or training or backstory.
How can anyone defend this character?

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From left to right, its Jupiter Ascending and Cloud Atlas. Both are failed attempts at a new sci-fi franchise by the Wachowskis... I believe that is the major point of comparison Jim here is trying to make

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Jay is Yea Forums personified even if he doens't actually go on here. Pretends to have good taste by watching some obscure trash but actually wouldn't know a good script if it sat on his face.

>Admiting whole heartedly that they have no integrity at all.

Sometimes when suspicions are confirmed... it hurts.

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Cloud Atlas was one book. It wasn't gonna be a franchise even if it had succeeded.

Seriously I'm getting tired of them.

Disney Wars completely destroyed their reputation already but recent reviews were all nothing but shit. Nobody gives a crap about some shlock meme videos or another "we watched garbage horror movie #7364563486536!" bullshit.

Being completely blind to the trash that was TFA and then fanatically shitting on a better SW movie killed all credibility they had as "Star Wars fans" and that was the only reason why they got popular in the first place.

Plinkett TLJ review is not even the most watched TLJ youtube review.

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Jay shat on him indirectly on twitter, and Feige replied to it

Oh yes can't wait for another Marvel great DC worst thing since AIDS video.

somebody post a screenshot i wanna see this shit

Didn't they like Wonder Woman? Pretty sure they liked Wonder Woman.

>better SW movie

You don't mean TLJ do you? Because if you do what the fuck is wrong with you

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He means iRebel which is

well

(That line isn't in the movie)
They turned what was going to be an asshole rebellious bitch into a video game silent protagonist who doesn't do anything.
For my money best Mouse Wars movie is Solo
Yes it's shit but out of 4 shits this is one is least shit, and HackFrauds liked it too.

Their Rogue One review was a complete joke. Yes it's not a good movie but it was way better than TFA and all critique they had for R1 applies to TFA 10x more. They were blind drones with TFA so they had to hate next SW movie. It's fucking idiotic.

Like holy shit, they still claim Ridley is charismatic and not a Mary Sue.

>HackFrauds liked it too.
I had an impression only Rich did and he almost got made fun of for that.

Jay is always a contrarian and Mike's expectations were low and his soul is dead, but he agreed overall.
(With forty asterisks)

Is it the coincidence that out of 3 nusw protagonists the only one with a personality and goal and arc is the male one?

Han was a complete pussy in SOLO and his girlfriend killed the big bad.

Saying Solo Solo had a personality, goal and an arc is being very generous. Personality, maybe a little bit, goal, sort of, but it fizzles out partway into the movie and then he doesn't really have one, and there was never gonna be an arc for Solo anyway.

I feel like this is a reference to something but I can't remember what.

you just know Jay is gonna say "Captain Marvel isnt a mary sue in this movie"

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Well I'm saying it in comparison to the lifeless husks that are Jin and Rey.
Compared to an actual character written by a competent writer who wasn't fired half-way through production, he's worthless.

Mary Sue is quite an ambiguous term. I prefer simple yet sweet "shitty boring character".

Brie Larson is charismatic as hell

I can hear it already

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I just watch them for Rich Evans

Jay: I fucking hated captain marvel
Mike: Really? I didn't hate it... I thought it was kinda okay
Jay: Well.... I didn't HATE it....

Wow. Mike was young once and full of life and Jay was fat.

I just want Mike to be in a bad mood for a Marvel movie. He's sometimes obviously had a bad day and gets extremely picky about something, but never for a Marvel movie. Doctor Strange was the closest but even that was 'eh entertaining enough'.

>it’s another Yea Forums anons ignore any and all context from everything RLM says in order to bitch about them to compensate for how ashamed they are for using Mike and Jay as a friend simulator episode

Fuck off e-celeb faggot

Thor Ragnarok

Really? I don't remember most of that review so I'll have to rewatch it, but I doubt we'll ever get 5-minute rants with heavy editing ever again unfortunately.

>Jay never posted about Braid
>have to wait almost a full year and hope it's in their end of year wrap-up

>It's a RLM goes easy on a Marvel movie episode

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>I'm not gonna SPECULATE on that either

>It's a marvel HITB episode
>it's a aids and one of the canadians Re:View episode
>it's a beardfat BotW episode
>it's a beardfat WotW episode where they purposely pick the worst fucking tapes instead of the interesting ones because they insist on putting safety videos and make up tutorials even though that stopped being funny long ago
>it's a freddy williams episode where he's a boring unfunny hack that brings nothing new to the conversation

i really enjoy watching reddit letter media and forming my opinions based on theirs

>I CLAPPED!
>I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE IRONIC INSULT!