CERTIFIED FRESH

Get fucked Yea Forums this has just been certified fresh by RT

>b-but get woke get broke

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Ghostbusters has also a Certified Fresh, btw.
To be honest, I know it won't flop. It's a fucking Marvel movie, they're steel-proof.
Most normies don't care, like what happened with THQ Nordic or Gillette.

And yet all the reviews sound middling to bad, but the scores don't seem to reflect that. Wait until the human beings are allowed to review it. Never forget pic related.

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You know that reviews are not money, right?

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Ummmm but that doesnt mean it will earn profit...

you're in for a rude awakening

>Ghostbusters has a certified fresh with 74%
>Yea Forums posters trying this hard
OH NONONONO

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You realize a movie would be "fresh" even if it was rated 51/100 by every critic?

>50 = fresh

>certified fresh by the same assholes who certified the ghostbusters reboot as fresh.

sure. whatever.

it's 60 actually

Wtf happen to rotten tomatoes?

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Money. Capitalism. Same thing that happened to literally everything.

60. Certified Fresh it's something else. rottentomatoes.com/about

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Top Critics;
> Average Rating: 6.31/10
> Reviews Count: 20
> Fresh: 13
> Rotten: 7

rottentomatoes.com/m/hannah_gadsby_nanette

Holy shit it's real!

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Oh all these delicious manchild tears

DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>implying us honest manbabies want anything to do with degenerate incel subhumans
at least we manbabies have sex

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Another new review just appeared... guess what, top critic :P

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Right

Money is money

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STOP IT

top critics? more like OLD WHITE MALE critics

look at queen cersei over here

link the page you see that meter on, i can't find it

You're confused.
I'm not talking about the fresh to rotten ratio.
I'm talking about the initial review.

If a guy gave a 51/100 review, it would be interpreted as "fresh" by RT. And then later on it divides all fresh by all rotten reviews to figure out its % score.

This is why Rotten Tomatoes is misleading. Right now Captain Marvel is at 91% fresh, yet the average score given is only 7.1/10. Quite a bit below that.

Oh hey... what'd you know... over half the negative reviews are from female reviewers

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AoU was certified fresh and that movie was abhorrent lol

This doesn’t meant anything to me

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INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY

Click 'more info' then change from 'all critics' to 'top critics' and watch it continue to drop :)

rottentomatoes.com/m/captain_marvel/

Didnt solo get fresh? And made money but killed off more side movies because it underperformed?

Reminder: Fucking Aquaman made over a billion dollars.

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Mild correction, apparently Ignatiy is male - though they are apparently homosexual and russian

Intresting they chose a picture of her with a male so star for the picture. Talk about blatant damage control.

>the tomato is red!
>no it's green!
>it made 73.2 million in one weekend!
>on track for a 100 million weekend! wow!
>7.34/10 average score wowow
>oh no it's 7.28 now!
the absolute fucking state of this board, jfc

Can rotten tomatoes redeem itself?

Reminder: No other DC movie will ever get close

White male critics are terrified of being labeled as sexist so that's why it's mostly women giving this bad reviews

>russian
Mueller is going to end this in a few weeks

Irrelevant. The general public are still swarming to capeshit.

DCFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH!

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Interesting how the links to the full reviews for a lot of the reviewers are just links to the youtube videos - almost as if they are just claiming it is positive to get clicks off people who go to tell them how they are chatting shit...

DC were the first to get a billion with TDK

Why? It's getting worse reactions than Wonder Woman

Yes MARVEL capeshit

And this film literally has Marvel in the title. You'd have to be a complete puddinghead to not see it's going to make a ton of money.

Nah, Rotten Tomatoes is just a shill site cloaked under the mask of showing you a wide selection of reviews.

>worse critic reception than wonder woman
Hard yikes from me shill

>Caring about "professional" reviews

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>INCELS (You) ON SUICIDE WATCH!

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THANKS FRIEND

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>this movie is fucking garbage
>but here's a fresh review, teehee
What did the professional movie reviews mean by this?

>not only a frogposter
>not only an incel
>but a tripfag as well
jesus you hit the cringe trifecta there

Where were you when top critics saved the day?

shazam is coming, fren

Fresh my ass

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No just capeshit in general. Remember Aquaman? Remember how even without China it made over 830mil?

So the same score as Infinity War

kiss the ring, nigger

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And going that shit's going to bomb harder than King Arthur

Aquaman just made 300 million more than Thor Ragnarok

Shazam has 80 million budget. That's lower than any superhero movie save for the first Deadpool

It's 66 now

It wont bomb. People seem to be responding well to it

At 80 million budget and looking at 750 million worldwide box office minimum it's probably going to make more net profit than Infinity War but sure, whatever you

they made it so much more difficult now
fuck RT with this bullshit just to protect captain ma'am

Money, yes. Capitalism, no. The same people who manipulate the system now would do so under any system.

>750 million worldwide box office minimum
Try 350 macimum

Iron Man 2 was also Certified Fresh yet sits at 73%. Not too many people would eat a tomato that's 27% questionable.

Getting worse reviews thn Wonder Woman though

You don't understand Hollywood, guys.
Shazam has an 80 million dollar budget okay, but once we add 450 million dollars spent on marketing, after China cut and deductions, Shazam need 690 million dollars just to break even.
It may some strange to people that are industry experts and writers for Forbes like me, but you just have to trust me, just like with it's 170 million dollar budget is a flop despite making well over 400 million now.

Hungry again bro?

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Why do you think it's going to bomb. Even absolute shit that everybody was laughing at like Fan4stic made 168mil. Shazam seems to have a lot of people looking forward to it so I can't see it making a penny less than what Ant-Man did

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>but once we add 450 million dollars spent on marketing
how much marketing are you actually seeing that isn't on the internet

Just read Hollywood Reporter review. I was thinking about seeing it becasue of lack of other Friday idea, but I think I will just stare at the wall.
hollywoodreporter.com/review/captain-marvel-review-1192277

>It will flop
>No, the reviews are good! You're wrong again!

but Europe hates it

avoir-alire.com/captain-marvel-la-critique-du-film

>That shitty greenscreen effect when she's falling from the sky
someone post it

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No matter on which side of this retarded culture war you land on. Why are "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONONO" threads whose only purpose is to piss off people on the other side allowed? This board would improve 300% if you'd just permaban anyone who does this

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>we add 450 million dollars spent on marketing
Source?

LMAO

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Oh so she's just un-charismatic Iron Man.
And her color palette is the same as every other superhero ever.
Only primary colors.
Mostly red with a bit of blue and the jewish gold

his ass, you couldn't break even

Yea Forums - twitter screencaps and rt scores
More insufferable with each new movie.

>threads whose only purpose is to piss off people on the other side allowed?

The exact same shit happens on Yea Forums. I made a thread about Kingdom Come Deliverance (just bought it, didn't know the political stuff that happened since I spend of my time here and not Yea Forums) and got accused of being /pol/. This whole site is too obsessed with politics, it's ruining a lot of boards.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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They used to say the same thing about star wars

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This shit looks like the most boring Marvel movie since... ever? I'm pretty sure even The Dark World had cooler action scenes.

youtu.be/Z4X6YBVP_Bc

That's not how it works, tard. It's reviewers themselves submitting their reviews and giving it either a fresh or rotten tomato. They can rate a movie 1/10 and give it a fresh score, or rate a movie 10/10 and rotten score. RT just tallies the tomatos to give it either a rotten, fresh or certified fresh score.

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Jesus.

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I can't judge how shitty action is in this scene, for you see, I'm not a nocturnal predator with night vision.

could this movie have been salvaged with ANY other female lead?

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I'm glad they hired a female composer to make a score as uninspired as all the other Marvel movies

Who's that guy on the left

Charlize Theron makes this type of character work all the time, people love her
But it wouldn't salvage the movie overall

Stephen Colbert

It would still be boring but at least I could jerk off.

Holy shit that looks bad, and not just the effects. What powers is this cunt supposed to have anyway?

super saiyian shit nigga

PUSSY POWER

>What powers is this cunt supposed to have anyway?
all of them

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She releases deadly poisonous clouds from her foot fungus.

67% Top Critics

Holy shit! That looks awful as fuck.

Her delivery on those lines are beyond awful. I can now see why a lot of people are saying Brie is a total miscast.

idris elba

>chooses an image where the side-character looks more heroic than the lead of her super hero movie
why do people pretend like women can be convincing heroes? even jude law, not exactly machismo made manifest, all he has to do is stand next to her and she looks like a joke

84% NOW!

Is this how you virgin incels cope? You Pol morons tried and failed just like your micro handed Russian Hitler will do in 2020.

I don't know what I expected

>R-rotten tomatoes is not c-compromised guys

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>Russian Hitler
That's a good one lol.
kys fag

wait but the movie isn't out yet

The reviews were never the issue.. The Last Jedi scored a 91%.. Box Office is where the blood is shed.

she's the mary sue to beat all mary sues

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>resistant to toxins and poisons

Then what the fuck is going on with her toes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE NPC NORMIES MUST BE STOPPED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what happened with THQ Nordic?

How would it look like to get punched with "the force of an exploding nuclear weapon"?

The fuck am I reading? Does she even have a weakness? Aside from toe fungus.

>it keeps going down
kek

nope, she's fanfiction tier

>everyone focusing on #WAHMANSTRONK of this movie
>no one focusing on how the boring plotholes/hamfisted timeline and Mary Sue will likely decide the entire plot of A4
imagine building a capeshit empire for 12 years, getting massive praise, then imploding with the final 2 movies because >muh social commentary

Still not even half as strong as Superman though.

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Superman is boring as fuck as well.

>actually caring about box office of a movie like it's a fucking sports team

Western Civ is dead

Nah, the colored Sunday Strips were great

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Kill yourself blind shill.

>Does she even have a weakness?
sometimes she starts doubting she's as awesome as she is

The appeal of Superman isn't him being defeated, it's the "will his powers be enough to save that person" or "solve this issue".

>(((critics)))

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So where was she when Thanos wiped out half the galaxy?

I assume she's immune to Thanos' delete button as well?

>spend weeks brigading the imdb and RT ratings
>spend the last 3 days spamming countdown threads to the end of the review embargo
>spend the last day spamming negative review twitter screencaps
>G H O S T B U S T E R E D.jpg
>OHNONONONNONONAHAHAHAH.png
embargo ends
certified fresh
>heh nothing personnel but we were talking about box office

see you next week most likely when the messaging strategy goalposts have shifted solely to
>M I S C A S T
>heh nothing personnel but it's not as much money as someone projected
>M'ary Sue

Then see you in like 2 years or whenever when Squirrel Girl or whatever comes out and it shifts to:
>CHADTAIN MARVEL VERSUS NERDDEL GIRL
>CAPTAIN MARVEL IS /ourgal/ UBERMENSCH ARYAN! FUCK THIS NEW SJW BULLSHIT
>Pscht nobody was against Captain Marvel or Wonder Woman they were ok but THIS is going too far!

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Superman is a brilliant flat arc character.
You don't have to have weak flawed humanlike protagonist get btfo to have a good plot.

You're like that retard who analyzed Hero's journey in star wars 4 and made this shit ass video in pic related.

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Shill? I just said that the movie's lighting is horrible and I can't even see what's happening in this shit ass scene.
What the fuck is wrong with you

Marvel Rip-Off of Green Lantern.

Aquaman will never be certified fresh.....

Ghostbusters was a hard flop, certified fresh.
To get certified fresh, all you need is a majority of critics (a large portion of whom live in California) to give it a positive review.

>110930716

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Her Power is CrossFit.

>old hags
Sad!

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They did a Q&A on 2^3chan and now all of the leftist news outlets hate them

Marvel isn't Ghostbusters. Even their lower grossing movies double or triple GB's gross

Big problem is that Carol Danvers is such a bad and unlikable hero in the comics. Marvel tried to push her to be the new center star, and each push failed.

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This is silver age tier bullshit

>comparing Sony and Marvel

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This isn't the general public's views of the movie. Rotten Tomatoes just censored all negative feedback about the movie, disabled rating the movie and only let the positive ratings and reviews stay.

BLACKED

Okay but how do we fix this

It's kind of funny, the movie is obviously garbage. I guess we just underestimated to culture war playing such a huge part in its score. Can definitely never trust critics scores after this, though.

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>certified fresh by RT

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>This whole site is too obsessed with politics, it's ruining a lot of boards.

100% agree

wide child bearing hips

>Only 77% audience score
PFFFTAHAHAHAH

Her powers suck and even when she speaks dialogue it sounds so cliche 'mean girl' and she keeps a blank expression. So glad she is making quips during a prison escape scene for the upteenth time.

and yet it easily beat multiple marvel movies that have high 80's
shows you how much an online poll means

is this her tapping into the energy of a "white hole"?

and she can't even make the quips passable like every other marvel actor

83% NOW!

This.
Hell, a normie friend of mine said "lol because there's Ant Man in it, and Ant Man is so funnay xD".

it keeps going down, how long before it loses its certified fresh?

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When the movie gets released

Emily blunt is the perfect ms. Marvel

"Our curators carefully read these reviews, noting if the reviews are Fresh or Rotten, and choose a representative pull-quote. Tomatometer-approved critics can also self-submit their reviews."

More like, "Our curators carefully pick any little good thing and give fresh if it is a Marvel movie"

Rotten tomatoes is fake and gay. We all knew it would get like a 99% fresh score, because Disney is calling in all the favors they have for it.

WTF is up with Thor's neck?

They are definitely grading this one on a curve. The quotes on many of the tomato reviews do not scream fresh.

Still made a billion lmao

The souls want to make the success of Captain Marvel feel inevitable, like Hillary Clinton as president of the USA.

Who the fuck would want to see a movie about this character food any reason other than politics?

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Babushka visits America to begin Russian infiltration for Jewish Russian Mafia led by Putin.

FSB make good disguise.

>multiple paragraphs just to list all of her powers

Only a feminist could make a superhero this bad.

Based T'challa has no respect for snow melters.

What the fuck is with that delivery?

This actually happens in the movie

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Well that's it, gonna go cut my dick off now.

Paid off by Disney

that cant be real

I thought this was a joke.
If you wanted proof that RT is bought look no further.

someone post the webm of captain marvel punching the cgi baby in the subway train

wait for fucking lobo senpai, just wait

She reminds me of Turbo Man, but worse.

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right side of history

Captain Marvel is also a brilliant flat arc character

Law and Order: Hate Crimes

It doesn’t matter what anyone writes. It’s going to gross between $125 and $150M this weekend, domestic.

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Based and redpilled

She used to be fond of drink.

and then drop 70% next weekend

RT is owned by Fandango, and Fandango is run by a Disney executive. Pretty straightforward.

movies with super drastic drop offs are generally fucking disasters like BvS. If CM is just adaquate it'll probably do fine.

>tracking
kek, like aquaman was supposed to be a massive flop right ?

>T'Challa hates crossbreeding

/ournegro/

Not adequate. Many reviews call this movie bland and boring

It's still interesting that a 2/4 (who the hell uses 4?!?!) from the Washington Post is fresh, while a 2/4 (seriously, how the fuck is this useful?) from HollywoodInToto.com is rotten. Plus, every 3/5 is counting as fresh, even though that's only 60% favorable. It's almost like artistic criticism can't actually be quantified.

yeah that's adequate. This is shit that parents are trying to distract their kids with for a few hours. Being safe and stylistically bland and non-confrontational is what most Disney consumers care about.

Yeah, anyone who actually takes the time to read the reviews will quickly see how bland and boring the movie must be. The actual substance of almost every review is calling it predictable and unoriginal at best.

Has rotten tomatoes removed the average rating? The fuck?

you don't get it, this is clearly bland and boring even compared to all the other bland and boring marvel movies

>no good action for the boys
>no romance for the girls

I honestly, truly thought this was a fan-edit of Iron Man for a few seconds.

It was over 80% for the first while. Only the later reviewers felt comfortable saying how shit it was.

she runs like a retard with diarrhea

You are retarded. RT is a scale of 1 to 10, the reviewer chooses where the review falls on that scale. Anything 6/10 or higher is considered fresh, less is rotten.

it's a really disgusting feeling to read these threads and know some of these people actually care about this type of shit.

>how can this be a good score if it's under 90%????
this is what video games do to your brain, kids

>RT is a scale of 1 to 10, the reviewer chooses where the review falls on that scale. Anything 6/10 or higher is considered fresh, less is rotten.
non it's the aggregated average of positive and negative reviews.

OH NONONONONO

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This is seriously the most pathetic marketing campaign of all time.

The worst movie I *ever* saw in cinema had a 90% rt rating.

The Fault in our Stars

Critics are afraid to say a PC charged movie is flat out bad.

they'll think of something
No way she'll be that important in A4 after this

83% is not impressive. There are loads of rotten reviews from reviewers who are usually considered shills.

In Users we trust.

Love posting a standard that can’t be proven wrong or challenged because I’m an insecure man baby

“I didn’t like it” - user A.
>Sorry, your review has been rejected for violating the following terms of service: HATE SPEECH

>this editing is real
>this was done by a major studio

what in the actual fuck?

What?

>Get fucked Yea Forums this has just been certified fresh by RT
Yeah, that really helped Fembusters, didn't it?

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Please end this timeline now

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>7/10
That's ant man territory

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THE FUCKING RUSSIANS ARE HACKING THE SITE

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I don't know how something so obvious could go over his head. Anyway yeah the lighting is abysmal and this will probably be the first MCU movie I won't even pirate

I appreciate that women are giving this bad reviews because it's "not feminist enough".

Folks... that's a good thing. This film might be okay after all!

Most of those female reviewer stated is meh, not that is not enough feminist.

oh fucking fuck

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I'm never going to watch this in any format so there.

>Right now Captain Marvel is at 91% fresh, yet the average score given is only 7.1/10.

most of the marvel movies are in the 7/10 range on RT

>that huge jowl underbite tooth clench

God she's hideous.

Not really interested in seeing it. Talking with all the normies irl, they don't seem to be too into it either. Very non-committal answers about going to see it.

It obviously won't do bad but I reckon it won't do as good as they hope.

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It won't lose the Certified until reaches 59%.

go see movie if you want to
don't see movie if you want to

how fucking tough is it to just do that.

go eat shit if you want to
don't eat shit if you want to

how fucking tough is it to just do that.

underrated kek

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Captain Marvel is full of 2/4 ratings like this categorized as fresh. Most of the 2/4 for Alita were categorized as rotten, even a bunch of 2.5/4.

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This can't be real.

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No. Movies lose certified fresh if they fall below 70%. Won't happen here though. It will stay in the 80's

>This whole country is too obsessed with politics, it's ruining a lot of everything

Yea Forums ain't alone in this.

lol the way they just have her falling face up. was probably filmed on a fucking greenscreened yoga mat, these fuckers lmao

look I get it. this movie might be middling, has a board of a main actor that's a batshit insane sjw, and is heralded by other sjw's to "fight alt-righters"

Support or protest the movie with your wallet. That's the sincerest form of protest.

Understand that posters like the op are not captain marvel fans. Quite the contrary they are /pol/ posters who want this shit to fail and when they make posts like these they enrage you guys so on Thursday you will run to rotten tomatoes and create a million accounts to review bomb this movie.

The producers of the movie, oddly enough, are doing the same. They knew this kind of reaction would get leftists to flood their theaters to pretend they are engaging in some kind of protest by shoving their fat fucking faces with popcorn and jerking off to a woman who fucking hates them afterwards.

Enabling rage is the newest form of marketing and all sides are falling for it hook line and sinker.

Society is dead.

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>lots of people saw it and that can only that a large proportion of audience members liked it

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No way.. I have a real hard time buying this.

So wait...RT critics can now rate movies first? Yeah...it's not rigged or anything.


>FUCKING MAKE CM FRESH RATING REEEEEE

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But Ant Man was good

Rotten Tomatoes is absolutely killing the movie industry.. I'm surprised studios haven't tried to fight it yet.

Are the rumours true that there's a scene where she puts her turd into a condom, leaves it in the Fridge for a couple of days and then uses it as a dildo?

>hahahaha it's getting similar reviews to that one that's generally considered to be enjoyable
Damn, how much more btfo can the filmmakers be?

>flat arc

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kinda misleading that 6/10s and 2/4s are considered "Fresh"

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No fresh tomato no money for you goyim

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Fandango is owned by Warner Brothers, Disney's biggest direct competition. Why are you lying?

don't worry honey, only 2 more days until you can brigade the audience score into the shitter again

prnewswire.com/news-releases/fandango-appoints-paul-yanover-as-president-172118141.html

>no lump-in-your throat moments
just what i'm looking for in a good movie. it's not terrible

A page owned by the company that made the movie said the movie was good? Honest injun? Wow.

>marvel makes propaganda and really forcing it down everyone's throats
>marvel isn't alone in this and every single institution is ramping up their political pandering to the highest levels possible.
>"why is Yea Forums like all political now? lol gross"

It's irrelevant outside of capeshit wars

I would have thought the quality of the movies bring produced should have told you this long ago

YEAH!

YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

83% Fresh right now! This puts it between GotG2 and Ant Man!

That's better than the first Cap Ap movie!

YIKERS

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RT CREDIBILITY

>critics' aggregate score is 83
>b-but wait the TOP critics are at 62! Based! Brie Larson BTFO
I don't know who's more pathetic now, the white knighters or you lot

Imagine how satisfying it would be to just snack your fist into one of their jaws. I'm not really one for violence against women but you know, maybe it's not always wrong.

I feel like this is the most BTFO that Yea Forums has ever been in the history of Yea Forums.

Cats is Devastated right now!

HOO-RAY!

I want to see it just because it pisses you off.

>expecting something different from ""movie critics""

Are you retarded?

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>Hoffman
>Fienberg
>Kahn
>Zinoman

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>CLAPS BACK

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS GUY ATE A STEAK

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wow americans are so fucked

I've seen several threads now pointing at the critic score and saying it means Yea Forums got BTFO. It has to be the most obvious sign that these posters are not board regulars because everyone knew from the start the critic score was going to be nothing but praise, it's the USER score everyone wants to see. Rotten Tomatoes is fucking worthless for anything else (apart from maybe showing the obvious cases of shilling vs. reality) and when they get rid of the user scores altogether, the site will die for good.

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The user score will be useless too. You already know the same people that clicked not interested will go and vote 1 star

And why is their opinion invalid? Inb4 muh russia or some other tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

Why would you go rate a movie you are apparently not interested in?

USERSCORE WILL BE BOTTED BY RUSSIAN HACKER INCELS OBVS

First of all, your claim that it's gonna be the same people is just that, a claim with no evidence. Secondly, you're implying there's such a massive troll army out there that they can significantly influence the cumulative audience score, which is also bullshit, unless you're claiming that captain toe fungus can attract more "trolls" than fucking TLJ (which RT confirmed as legit btw). You're panicking, because you know the user score will not be pretty and you desperately need an "explanation" for it.

Based paranoid schizophrenic conspiracy theorist poster.

Their opinion isn't invalid, but if you think for a second people won't be voting 1 star after the whole 'want to see' fiasco, you're deluded. The score won't be representative of anything. The most reliable thing is how a movie performs after its opening weekend, whether it has good legs or not. I fully expect Captain Marvel to have bad legs by the way seeing how it seems to e very generic origin.

Not that guy, but the user score is easily manipulated because not that many people vote. Infinity War, as massive as that movie was has only 52k votes.

>but if you think for a second people won't be voting 1 star after the whole 'want to see' fiasco, you're deluded
Based tin foil hat poster.

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It’s in the context of a pre-existing franchise and it communicates my reaction to the creative direction taken. I went and clicked ‘not interested’ on Artemis Fowl bc it looks to be a poor adaptation of some cool material. It’s useful for fans to have a voice

So how long will it take for a camrip to come out after the film is released?

Sorry didn't mean to respond

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becky vs STACY

cope more

Best in the franchise

MILDRED VS STACY

MILLHOUSE VS STACY

oh no, not the municipal building!