>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administartion centre. Who's this callin?"
>Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.... and you are set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uniterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir. And god bless the queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Be britbong
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Why are you posting this here? are you afraid of going to /int/?
they would see his poojeet flag and make fun of him
I pushed air out of my nose at a faster rate than normal and then silently chuckled. Nice work user, I like it. Fuck the British and fuck the queen.
was this supposed to be funny?
>imagine complaining about not being able to watch other men have sex
The chad ">be american >get shot", the virgin wall of fucking greentext OP did.
>this old ass copypasta
could at least put some effort into it OP
>April 1
You got memed thick yank
>cuckold porn
>anywhere outside of USA
Hmmmmm
OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FO DAT PORN?
just use a vpn
It's an anglo thing
Sandniggers and brown asians love it too for some reason.
jesus christ bongs, get your shit together!
You can tell this was made by a yank due to the 4 digit street address, common only in the mass manufactured, soulless grid system found in the US.
Still makes me kek
>57%
>8%
that's a big fucking gap lad
This is a good thing, I may finally win nofap.
Hopefully this quicksand-esque site will be blocked as well.
guaranteed britbongs will only ban certain porn like
white/white porn but will leave out interracial blacked videos.
It is, but together anglos make up 71% of all the cucks in the survey
cuckholding is only a thing in america. I think it's because young american males are basically told that even on the off chance a girl likes you, chad will steal her and fuck her and they will make fun of you behind your back.
you can find this attitude/ideal in many many pieces of media.
Hypergamy and social marxism really is destructive I guess.
Anglos are cuckolds nothing new
Oh fuck off! I want to see whether that study example was ONLY asked to cucks or not. Because that's unnaturally a huge gap and feels faked.
theresa fucking may you filthy cow
>thread is still up
You guys ever notice threads get deleted whenever chocolate milkers and appreciation for black girls gets posted? Really makes me think
What happened to England? They used to be a world super power, now they're a nanny state laughing stock of the world.
It's been a while.
OI M8 GOT A WANK LICENSE???
actually i dont mind it at all
im happy that it will be harder for me to get porn
porn addicts are more useless and more pathetic than heroin junkies, who cares what they think
>More useless and pathetic than heroin junkies
Hahahaha
its true
you should be chased by isis brides loaded with explosives, innit
Porn addiction is bad. But drug addiction is worse
>"scuse me, mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>full time job
>own house
>watch more porn than I should
you're right, I should just fuck it all off and take up smack, what was I thinking!
yeah slip my throat as I blow up a mall
We should do this in America, if not for any other reason than blocking children from accessing it.
>p-p-p-please, sir, can I wank s'more?
That's crazy. They need a license from the government just to jerk off. I wonder if they'll have wanking inspectors going door to door peaking through windows like they have for TV's.
just the same as blocking torrent websites I imagine??
theres always plenty to select from
>In out, in out
Real like horrowshow and krovvypilled I do skazat, my droog.
criminy, you blokes be'er be takin a piss innit?
yeah it's basically unworkable, which everyone that knows how to use the internet has said since they slipped it through, only the older generation MPs that struggle to send an email think this sort of thing is making a difference.
there are way more high functioning heroin addicts than you think
>cuckholding is only a thing in america.
lmaoing at white people trying to pin they're perversion on someone else
All white people are soiboy cucks
>april 1st
It's a joke right guys?
but america was the least white country on the list?
I mean, you aren't wrong. Almost all porn is cuck porn when you really think about it. It's all about other people getting themselves off without any involvement from you while you beat off watching.
Absolutely based
Cringe
for a board parroting the *hits pipe* meme there really isn't enough discussion of how cucked it is to watch another man please women
>Implying medchads are low tier basedcucks like the Anglos
Porn falls under television and film :^)
>this is real
>the eternal anglo can't come up with a counter-argument
>flips out or goes full damage control
every time.
kys faggot
Will result in an increase in crime.
>the eternal anglo can't come up with a counter-argument
pretty sure >be american >get shot will cover that for an eternity
Aven't got me loicense for that
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Copecel
and white ''people'' makes 100% of it
lmao
>please
Thats a yikes from me dawg