THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MOUSE SHILLS

Every stupid faggot on this site when something doesn't line up with their shitty opinions...

Face facts, kiddos... DC makes garbage films. Marvel actually turns out decent product. People wouldn't love it if it was terrible.

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You have to go back

>Marvel actually turns out decent product.
I think the delusional here is you kiddo.

ddued you like have to stop looking at the bad things and focus on the good thing s

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>unironically saying capeshit is good
jesus

Nah, unlike most of the borderline retarded neckbeard incel twats on this site, I work in the business. I've got over 20 years in the entertainment business. I know how this works. (For the record, I do not work for Disney or any Disney-owned studio.) I just know good product when I see it.

You all seem to love to turn yourselves inside out to hate this stuff. But I do wonder, how is it, despite all of your collective whining and trolling to downplay anything Marvel, Star Wars, etc... how is it these films still succeed and make money hand over fist? Because they're good. If they were garbage (Solo, for instance, despite Ron Howard's best attempt to salvage it) they wouldn't make money. Period.

I've got a better idea... don't go watch it. Nobody shit on me when I saw Aquaman and didn't like it. Nobody's putting a gun to your head to have exactly any opinion at all.

Nobody was talking about DC, but ok obsessed faggot.
How can people watch, let alone fight about capeshit when they are all the same shit is beyond me.

>defending marbel

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why would I watch it? I'm commenting on how braindead you are that you actually like capeshit

God's not dead is a decent franchise considering the roi?

nobody's putting a gun to your head either yet you seem very mad over others opinions.

Explain how critics gave Aquaman a lower review than any marvel movie and still beat a lot of solo movies.

>Muh capeshit wars
Kill yourself

Hilarious how many brainlets couldn't understand this. It's a reflection on how dull and corporate film has become, reminiscent of a factory line, notice he uses 'churn' and then immediately refers to their financial success-no mention at all of quality or creative substance. His final line implicitly refers to the fact that many posters here and mindless consumers won't heed his message, or even care.

How is having an opinion that something is good make me braindead? How is that even remotely logical? There are plenty of films I've seen that I both love and hate. But the irrational hatred of Marvel on this site is absolutely laughable.

The folks I work with love coming here to pull quotes to laugh at and it's shit like this post that prove our point. This place is a pathetic circle jerk on the best of days.

Same reason the Transformers films do well. They're fucking garbage. Horribly written. Horribly directed. But people want brain-dead entertainment. They want the summer popcorn flick. They just want brainless entertainment. Doesn't make it particularly good. But sometimes you just wanna see robots fighting and blowing shit up.

NPR? More like NPC lol.

Nobody said shit about DC, Mouse

go back to the tumbler

>DC makes garbage films

Hey now, Batman v Superman was one of the best movies of the decade. Admitteldly, everything else made by DC was unwatchable garbage, but BvS makes it all worth it.

>How is having an opinion that something is good make me braindead?
having an opinion that capeshit is good makes you braindead, you sound like a mental midget so it lines up nicely

so just because you think something's good your opinion can't be insulted? Marvel by the way, is very loved on this site. Go to any of the other ten thread about this and you'll see.

>Same reason the Transformers films do well. They're fucking garbage. Horribly written. Horribly directed. But people want brain-dead entertainment.
So what, Aquaman is braindead entertainment but marvel movies aren't?

It sounds more like you have an irrational hatred for DC (you are the one that brought up DC just to shit on it) and like to suck marvel's cock.

>you know how to watch them

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>t. meme words

To me this sounds more like "yaeh yeah yeah, Marvel knows the formula to make millions of dollars and you know you'll see it. So here it is. Eat this shit."

>top critic
OOOOHNONONONO

He just sounds tired, doesn't seem like he's really shilling it

t. larping capeshit loving basement dueling neckbeard

That's the problem, films shouldn't be "products".

based

money = good

This is a false pretense because people don't know all the contents of a movie before they buy a ticket, you nigger.

>don't go watch it
What makes you think I would?

People are universally shit.

Basing your opinion on whether something is good or not, based on how many shitty people like it, is therefore is not usually a good way of finding an indication of quality

>But people want brain-dead entertainment.
Like capeshit?

>Mouse
Nice job outing yourself DC uck.

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Every film, whether it be the smallest no-budget indie, to epic $300 million productions like Avengers films are effectively products. They are pieces of art to be consumed. It's a product.

>and you know how to watch them
Right, with my brain off and my dick in hand.

God, that's a fucking depressing statement. Is that actually supposed to be a positive review?

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Unironically pic related

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SHILL REVIEWS

HAVE THEY COMPLETELY GIVEN UP TRYING, AT LEAST MAKE UP SOME LIES

LITERALLY ZERO SUBSTANCE, YET THIS GOES TO THE POSITIVE RT SCORE

I don't think he's shilling, he's probably just a critic who dies a little inside every time he has to talk about capeshit

Women just want to feel powerful so they live vicariously through capeshit. They're womenchildren in essence. The only difference between them and incels is women generally start off with greater sexual value.

God, what a review.

>Le serviceable product
>Likes MCU

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>and you know how to watch them

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