What is the stupidest fucking scene you've ever witnessed?

There's a scene in one of the Babylon 5 spinoff movies where a girl "becomes the ship" and you see her punching and kicking lazers and shit at enemy fighters. There's a webm but my computer crashed

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This. If I were building a bomb I'd put a big ass digital clock with two colored wires on the top

yikes I couldn't get past 10 seconds of that

whats wrong with that

youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>Lasers have negative temperature, so it kinda make some sense.
pls be bait

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this would work though

server cant be online if theres no electricity running it

wut

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whats wrong with this? the fire would still spread if its hot enough

its to balance out his HUGE COCK!

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senpai...

If the sword gives him powers/super speed its ok
Otherwise is gringe

engineering.princeton.edu/news/2014/09/08/solid-light-could-compute-previously-unsolvable-problems

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>Solid light

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While the two-keyboard fuckery is retarded, pulling the plug would actually work in this case, since the hacker was operating the computer.

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Looks fun. What's it from?

It's pure kino

just stop

>Spend all of your budget on the opening
>End up with this for the rest of the movie

Is Gravity just pure shlock or what?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=hkDD03yeLnU

thats possible though. computer software is just carvings on stones

Moonraker

>shitting on the objectively best Bond movie

The ending of Water World where Costner ties a rope around his ankle and dives out of the hot air balloon to save the gender fluid child.

This is just video game shit minus the interactivity.
Why even bother?

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Better with audio

this would work though

gunshots cant kill wizards

This is part of the education in America when they do their school shooting prep. Ask any zoomer, they rehearse this at the beginning of the year.

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HEY!

Fuck you buddy

goosebumps from all these desu tbhwyt

Shattered Horizon is lookin' good.

Leia flying in space

>American religion

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lazy

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Is that the girl from angel

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yup

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That's a wakazashi senpai

this is what leftist masturbate to ?

Should've aimed to the beam generators, like this dumbass should've cutted the unprotected force field generators or used jedi dash.

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BRAVO JACKSON

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ouch
what is this from? also, how this passed?

He did use Jedi Dash, he was still too slow. Just as Palpatine planned he would be.

Pic is thread related

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>tfw he doesn't know about laser freezing.

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My favorite part about this is how the elves don't really move in an arc, they just go straight down, like someone is dragging them around with a mouse

Yes yes, but DID SHE HAVE BRACES?

Wouldn't the elves get impaled on the spears and have nowhere to retreat?

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What is he waving at?

The whole episode.

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the whole movie

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I don't give a fuck what it is.

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>the same universe that has stuff like "robin hood version of batman" "king shark" and "speedforce"

imagine actually getting mad about this. embarissing stuff.

I knew before even reading the replies that there would be vidya weeb brainlets saying there's nothing wrong with this and lo and behold

so excited for season 2

American education.

>have guns
>run towards a guy with a knife

Someone post the Hacksaw ridge webm

This whole episode, starting with faster than light/infinite speed, couldn't watch the rest of the series.

Still could've sliced the forcefield generators.

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GO HOME INCEL

I assumed the elves wanted to 'steal' the dwarves' glory or something like that by doing this, otherwise it just doesn't make sense, but the elves never really stroke me as the prideful combatant type like the humans or the dwarves, I thought they were more pragmatic. So what was the purpose of this?

Your mum trying anal triple penetration on Blacked.com

You should have just skipped it, it's the only episode the writers ever apologised for

XD

What the fuck did I just watch? Is they magic or something, or is this pretty much just GotG danceoff, you and me bro tier?

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>just stabs a guy on the ground
Based

Moonraker

in my timeline, yes

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Jesus fucking Christ I'm so glad I dropped this movie 2 minutes in.

SLOWWWWW MOTION :DDDDD

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>no recoil
>slides don't move
>le ebin dual wield
How much do metal airshit guns cost?
The series had a nice premise but it's no wonder it got cancelled.

Behold

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This thread is full of literal brainlets and I love it. Neither of you two leet hackers notice the other computer was on? All NCIS did was unplug the fucking monitor lol r u retarded?

A dildo?

the ending of now you see me was so bad my mind erased it from memory

Heh nothing personnel kiddo

>I thought she was making dinner

Trumps space force?

Is the movie really like this?

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The whole arc was so mishandled.

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god the hobbit sucked so bad

It's always shit when the twist is something you could never have worked out. Completely rewriting characters like that is literal high school tier.

el goblino

I love how in that type of fighting scenes all the bad guys go at the prot one by one instead of all at the same time

yeah but that one snek who showed Bronn her tiddy was amazing. some of the best tits I've seen desu.

>travel at infinite speed
>turn into a newt
>make tadpoles with the captain who is also a newt
>get commendation

It's good being Tom Paris.

Anybody have the webm from john wick 2 where they shoot at eachother with silencers in a crowd and nobody notices?

What? The other computer is literally what you said, another computer. The hacker had remote control of the particular computer they were operating on. In which case unplugging it is not at all a bad decision.

Whether the hacker could access other computers in the lab or why they chose remote control as the go to method are another thing completely.

youtu.be/bJgIu6jGs9Q
unironically walked out of the theater

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Honestly Jackson's anime sensibilities almost ruin the original lord of the rings for me. The hobbit is just all around awful and full of dumb shit like this but there were still kernals of it in the LOTR trilogy, like legolas's stupid skateboard shield and elephant surfing. In fact almost everything with legolas is dumb as shit.

They all have to move to him too since his fat ass can barely move two steps without wheezing

hes freezing the photons

whats going on here

*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This looks good fuck you

I liked this scene. The OA is kino

The great meme wars

issat the mom from The Witch? lol!!!

Fuck this one really rustled my jimmies when I watched it.

The dance is supposed to look stupid. This show is really hard to explain without spoling

mi2 had the most kino action scenes

It's from the Netflix show called "The OA". A woman who claims to be an angel foretells a great tragedy, and gathers a group of high school misfits and outcasts together. They spend the series learning about each other, becoming friends and learning some gay ass magical dance that will stop the tragedy. Little by little, the misfits believe the angel lady is actually just a nutjob, until a school shooter arrives. The nutjob races to the high school while these kids do the dumb dance to distract the shooter, then the nutjob gets shot in the gut at the last moment. The first season ends with the nutjob angel lady mysteriously disappearing from the back of an ambulance.

It's a shame that the movie was so poorly-handled. The idea of Poe Dameron being a such a cocky fucking shit of a pilot that he flies a custom-painted X-wing was kind of an interesting concept, it would have been great to actually see him earn that reputation instead of just being a lazy meme like everything else in Nu-Wars.

yuuuup

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Fun fact of the day: Trump loves Seagal moves SO much that he passed an executive order to allow convicted death row inmates to act as extras in his films. Seagal isnt able to pretend to kill anyone anymore so his movies dropped off, but when Trump was elected, and Seagal didnt have to pretend anymore, the extras in his movies are actually getting cut to peices and killed in real life. Thank you Trump!

>no resident evil webms

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Honestly that scene feels like I'm watching cp. She looks 13 or 14.

It's so cliche there's no way he didn't do it on purpose

The man is a master troll

2020! 2020!

The entirety of this piece of shit

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does anybody has that Wanted webm with Angelina doing a 360 no look shot on herself?

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ask and ye shall recieve

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we don't talk about this episode

americans are a fucking joke

BRAVO AMERICA

>Now for an actual dose of science, and a bucket of (fittingly) cold water: the stunt has far more science behind it than skeptics may first realize, or even be aware of. For starters, the idea that light can't be stopped or significantly slowed has already been proven false. In 1999, scientists managed to slow light down from a speed of 186,000 miles per second to just 38 miles per hour. Still not frozen, but a sign that light COULD be stopped, if they could get it down to the speed of a bicycle.
Marvel cucks BTFO for all eternity and infinite.

christ this is such a psyop

thats not what he asked for retard

I think he meant the bit at the end where she brains herself.

Seems like it is. She shoots herself and like 4 other people? Not him, nor have I seen this turd by the way

>didnt watch the webm

There's 4 clips, it's the last one

Watch the whole webm numbnuts. The shot he asked for is in there.

Even video games look better than that shit, it really is indefensible

That IS in the webm dingus

Jesus, what the hell happened to Brit Marling? I liked After Earth.

And he closed the tab...

what kind old ass 14 year old you hanging out with nigga?

Why does this look more believable than anything produced today?

Well for starters it doesn't

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Because today it's nothing but cgi, and that was real people in outer space.

>I looked like an idiot to troll you

wtf

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Covenant is worse. Bravo Ridley Scott.

this is a james bond movie, in case some people didn't know

*Another Earth

Moonraker?

the worst thing is they're basically rehashing the scuba fight from Thunderball

pls stop

do you think i have all day

as far as seagal scenes go, this one isn't bad at all

I forgot about this

No. I don't think you have all day. I know you do.

and you just know they're quipping the whole time

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i havent seen it yet, and maybe never will

Do I have to say this every fucking time?
Elves are 100s of years old at least, even if you ignore lore from the books like elves being able to walk on snow without leaving tracks, having the body of a 20 year old for all that time you would get fucking amazing at fighting.
Think of how hard it is to skateboard if you've never done it before, then look at someone who has been doing it since they were a kid. They do shit that would get you killed. The same principle is at work here except multiplied. You look fucking stupid complaining about this.

What does not make sense is dwarves being able to juggle plates.

He loves the country so much, he's picking up litter as he goes. God bless that man.

fuck you I liked it

Just for (you) my man

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>dwarves being able to juggle plate
that what gay ass user hates !

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What movie?

isn't that a game not a movie?

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honestly don't bother. it makes Prometheus look good, no joke.

lmfao

Well I WAS going to watch that when I got home. learn how to use the spoiler button, you retard.

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thanks, i giggle just thinking about this scene

holy shit

obviously you can't do that irl but it looks cool so idk why everyone hates this.

>I don't feel so good

Nigga you can't be serious

How is she holding the light saber on the hot side?

BRAAAAAAP!!

Unironically liked it, just like the helms deep shield scene.

he straight up could of disemboweled her right there.

Pussy power

Can't find a good youtube upload of the scene
youtube.com/watch?v=PU9w1BbKrhM

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>thats not how it worked in Splinter Cell

it wasn't lasers, it was hot wire

It may be stupid as shit but this movie was really fun

>ywn antagonize the ATF with your Christian rock band

I'm getting real sick of all this disappointment

MI2 always felt so low budget, everything about it was bad.

The way the head looks detached from the CGI body looks jarring as hell

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He could have, if his blade didn't mysteriously disappear.
There is also a shot that has him slice her back open and just nothing happens. It shows the glowing blade disappear into her back in a downward swing. And nothing comes of it.

There's also a continuity error there. When he holds her he loses the second blade

kek

holy shit what's this from?

I was a teenage when Wanted came out and saw it in theaters twice. It was a great movie. Anything with James McAvoy is kino.

OK now I understand the wheelchair battle scene from Scary Movie 2.

Farscape

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Duh, she force pushed it out of his hand...

that show was so fun

quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen. what kind of edgelord school shooter would just sit there and watch this shit instead of blowing them away

>dont hire choreographer
>wonder why you get laughed at

Look at a young fat jackie chan film then watch any modern action. The difference in skill and detail is night and day.

youtube.com/watch?v=AcmaNJfRQf0

School shooting is probably stressful, if five fuckers started dancing in front of you, you might well be too stunned to react

more like you'd be the first 5 dumb asses getting ventilated

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They are aliens in the music video, my directed the video so I would know.

the fuck is this, is that ted danson

I dunno

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it's some kind of jutsu I think

It transcended stupidity

Most likely CSI, he's the lead actor in it now

>STILL whining about The Last Jedi over a year later
C R I N G E

If you could stomach Prometheus it's okay if you go into it expecting Prometheus 2

>i'm the cook

>Still defending that travesty of a flick over a year later
Y I K E S

Kek, thanks user

cringe

jesus christ this shit aired for a decade and a half

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this is kino though

>that snap zoom on the pistol as it lands

I'm not defending shit. I'm just saying sometimes you've got to let shit go. People that come here every day to complain about The Last Jedi every fucking day need help.

this is realy stupid but i love it

youtu.be/Z4Psls1ngwM

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This is a modern version of a particular scene from the works of diodorus - wars of the diadochi. Only kinographers would know this

what the fuck, the guy closest to the camera just hit his buddys spear thingy. god this movie is downs syndrome levels of retarded

this is a cringe thread, last jedi belongs here. you clearly care enough about the movie to tell people to stop caring about it.

Well the people and models are solid real objects which reflect light the way every other real object does. This is still the major issue with CGI, lighting systems don't quite hit the mark and you can tell the models aren't real, also they aren't treating space like an atmospheric battle between aircraft so in that sense it's also more "real" looking.

youtu.be/UxvyMiwhJWw?t=43

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first time I genuinely laugh out of loud in these threads, what game is this?

Dumb bitch ruined The Gifted, even though it was already terrible

I got 28 seconds :^)

But that's a great scene And less stupid than Ada's fight in Damnation.

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bad directing because the shorter girl seemed fine shooting a gun in Life

how dare you? any movie with steven seagal is kino

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Of fuck I forgot about this stupidity.

honestly that looked cool >.>

You win. This is indeed the worst scene in history.

No one watched this or the Robinhood from last year. Because they are garbage.

I'm 90% sure they literally forgot to do the CGI for that scene. The very next scene is done perfectly. I'm pretty sure they even used real blank firing guns for it. I have no fucking clue how this pile of shit snuck through. Maybe they decided to add it to the edit at the last moment, and hoped nobody would notice that they DIDN'T DO THE CGI. I blows my fucking mind.

Star Citizen isn't a meme.

Elves don't weight in case you missed the point. It's shown in first movie for example, Legolas was the only one to not sink in the snow. Well that scene is bad anyway, but still.

youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

I hate speed ramping, but I actually really do dig the way the first one just rockets away from Exacalibur. It really gives off a sense of stupidly unrestrained power.

For fucks sake use the proper filename you double nigger

Yeah, it's pretty bad. Sucks because she was good in BmVsSM

How many dumbasses tried doing this in real life and ended up shooting their buddy?

the power...of aikido...wow

I just watched this in context. My brain hurts now.

youtube.com/watch?v=A1dY6OkPb7E

Did someone already post the scene from that movie about the stage magician thieves and they are throwing some sort of card around a room and nobody sees them doing it?

Damn looks like my graduating class in 2000.

I clearly didn't watch Farscape enough.

But this was meant to be bad. It's a simulation that's running low on processing power and shit gets stupid. Characters don't say their lines but go
>sarcastic comment
>frustrated comeback

youtube.com/watch?v=tXh6Ev3oTqU

no, because this scene is awesome

This was the end of that show for me.
No decision I've heard of them making since has convinced me it was any kind of bad decision to drop it.

This is retarded on multiple levels
>freezing light
>breaking the frozen light stops it at its source

Also are these death lasers or security lasers? If it's the latter they are set off when the line is cut, by freezing it he has cut the line.

Though I'm guessing they are death lasers

the video title is enough to make me laugh

>4d chess

This has got to be planned... the way he does not acknowledge it yet immediately discards it as he enters the plane...

> "cant bruise the cruise"
> Show close-up of his bruised hand

What did they mean by this?

if there was ever a movie or movie franchise that deserves to be called "Reddit: The Movie", it's "Now You See Me". Jesus fucking christ.

a woman wrote this

lmao

Boomerkino

Dwarves be like
>Alright, we've got them where we want them
>We have a shiedwall with spears
>They are charging us
>We've got this in the bag

Elves:
>Take a look at this bearded chumps! YOLO!

I cant stop laughing, this is just stupid.

dude on the drums looks like the collector from mass effect 2 (aka assume control guy).

>my directed the video
your what

and you look like a dumbass!

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>MI2
>Not the explosion with the doves.

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He had to cause Daisy was too slow and missed her mark to duck, so he had to improvise.
Not that that it in any way excuses why they didn't do another take.

I can see where you're coming from, but aside from the head ridges, not really. Pilot is more of a crab shaped guy.

new terminator?

They hired the guy that does Game of Thrones. That's why it is shit.

Just imagine
>one guy dressed as an elf spent a whole day jumping over a green couch so he can be multiplied later

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Earth confirmed flat
Sun confirmed flat

Not really Yea Forums but I feel like you'll get a kick out of it anyway.

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what film?

fuck you guys. campy superheroes are best superheroes

all it needs now is arthur to be played by a 14yo blonde girl

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Star wars tlj throne room scene with a disappearinb knife, probably.

jej

The intro scene with the exploding shades was great too. I laugh every time the "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds" scene comes up in any Mission Impossible.

why hasn't anyone done this with ps2 QTE button prompts, yet

God speed user, I expect you to post your success here

Remember when Arthur founded a chivalric order to fight Might and then retargeted it towards the holy grail because they were destroying themselves with their aimless Might?

JINJOU NI SHOUBU

TENEBRIS

I knew I had a sense of deja vu about it.

Why do all three of those guys look the same?

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More entertaining than watching some onions-boy play videogames for you on youtube or twitch.

Collectors were the "race" of drones of leftover Protheans
The guy you mean was the Collector General, and more specifically the "assuming direct control" was actually Harbinger. You can see him leave the General drone at the end before it blows up

anything with blacks in it

I havent seen TlJ but if this is real, then it looks like a SNL skit

Kek.

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Of course a retard like you would post this instead of something from the shit live action films.

>The first season ends with the nutjob angel lady mysteriously disappearing from the back of an ambulance.
actually it ends with the nutjob finally meeting her beloved, but he's off the shot.

Got any more info on this? That's not enough to search it with apparently.

Can you spot jags guy?

> tfw wife cucks you

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wtf this is worse than Cop Rock

the cop in charge of the spot lights needs to be fired.

Me on the left

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Who signed off on this?

This is unbelievably youtube amature tier shooting

Finally someone asked the question

>What does not make sense is dwarves being able to juggle plates.
The hobbit is for kids bro, chill.

Or use freeze magic to break the lazer forcefield.

Obsessed

>Oh no, my childrens story set in a world with dragons and wizards doesn't have realistic physics! HACKSON

>you would get fucking amazing at fighting
That doesn't make it any less of a stupid tactic. You're stuck between the enemy and a wall made of spears.

>negative temperature
Bro, come on. It’s people like you that give us a bad rep
I really hope you’re not american and just some retarded Canadian convenient hiding with your obscurity