Captain Marvel Movie Review

Fuck that shit. I'm a red-blooded American, CIS-gendered horn-dog.

someone have made a reddit for grace ! old.reddit.com/r/GraceRandolphbtt/

Name one thing sexually good about fat women.

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And yet gives it a positive rating on RT that everyone that inexplicably cares about

I’d rather she gain 25 pounds

Can you imagine if she gained 25 pounds?

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>just a box with her face
>not showing her body
not even watching it

Imagine the smell.

LOOKS LIKE GRACE HAS BEEN CO-OPTED BY CISSHITS AND DOESN'T REALIZE HOW MARGINALIZED SHE IS.

MUCH LIKE CAPTAIN MARVEL BEING BRAINWASHED BY THE SKRULLS, GRACE HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY WHITE MEN

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Why the fuck would I want that? She's perfect. She's one of the few chubby girls who actually looks good.

When the fuck did the channels get invaded by chubby chasers?

cringe

>umm yeah, it is kinda Captain Feminism the movie but I'm okay with that

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more cushion for the pushion

>Can you imagine living a life where women aren't that important to you.
no

>t. low test

more friction for the diction

Why does Grace wear such baggy clothes? Let those tits shine

Quick rundown please. I don't watch youtube reviews

She felt the feminism was too on the nose and Brie Larson couldn't pull off the comedy aspect of her character, but ultimately she liked it.

>but ultimately she liked it
Nice interpretation, faggot.

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you stupid brainwashed beta bitch

>liked it

She thought it was mediocre.

Thanks, I excel at stating the obvious.

How many shekels did you get for that?

oh I often state the obvious for free.

smells like incels here

So I think all that matters is how badly Bri destroys the Endgame movie. I can't wait. I really liked Black Panther in civil war. I didn't really like him in Black Panther, and he was useless in Infinity War. I think we have a good death to the franchise. God bless bri larson.

Ah, you're an incel.

Lel, even she thinks it was Femenism the Movie.

>Pretty Darn Cool

Wow! What negative review. She ripped it to shreds.

I think Captain Marvel is going to flop. It's bad enough that there's so much hostility directed at Brie Larson and the character but the bad reviews don't help, it worsens it.

I wanted this movie to be so big, I'm just going to say this. I think Feige has issues with women. He had so much time to make a Black Widow movie. He could have introduced Carol in Age of Ultron, for God sake.

This weekend is going to be bad for the MCU and I will be crying over it because it feels like Feige could have given women their Wonder Woman. I hate that I'm getting so emotional about this, you have no idea how important this movie meant for someone who waited TEN years for a woman to get her solo movie. Heck, why couldn't they have given us Black Widow five years ago? I'm done. I'm tired.

Please be understanding that my anger isn't an attack. If I wasn't a fan, I wouldn't be tearing up over this. I was called every name in the book because of my fighting with anti-SJW trolls and now I'll have to admit I was wrong and I can't deal with that.

She's cute.

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She can be cute when she's not caked up like a whore.

>I think Captain Marvel is going to flop.

Then you're not very smart, are you?

When she likes one of my comments I’ll know I have purpose

>someone
>deletes reddit account

I bet she was hot in her youth.

>middle aged post wall roastie who only watches capeshit is now considered a professional movie critic

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Nobody cares about BW and she has no suprpowers so I guess it's even harder for them to make a movie about her that isn't totally boring. Plus ScarJo is a cunt who propabably asked for a lot of money and had other films schedulded over the years. Why not hire a cheap actress and introdce a new character? I guess that was the logic. Now I guess the movie was heavily polluted by feminist narratives instead of making a female character they made it an event. Hiring a female director and a female musician for the score, and robably a shitton of women in production just like Ghostbusters. Not because they are good or competent bt to make a statement. These idiots never learned, it failed with GB, it' killing Star Wars but they went for it anyway

The fat.

Diabetes is not a good look.

She gets paid for that.

seething

seether

Grace must be encouraged to show full body in video reviews.

WTF Super feminist Grace didn't like a feminism movie?

Keep complimenting her dress or tell her the camera angle makes her face look weird.

Fuck off, degenerate

So according to the geniuses here on Yea Forums Grace's review is savage and incredibly negative whereas this Aquaman review from Kermode is positive

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Fat women tired out easily so if you bust a nut quickly before them its not seen as a problem.

Call the Architect

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rent free

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