How realistic do you like your astronaut movies?

How realistic do you like your astronaut movies?

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the real reason it, this is an experiment and they cant allow to lose worthwile men if something goes wrong

>no LGBT representation
OYYYY VEYYYYYY

Can't wait for the porn parody of their biopic

>lock 4 catty bitches in a pod for 1.5 years
Theyll kill eachother for sure

>mars needs lesbians
>we'll conquer the red planet with our doc martens and woodworking

I am not okay with 3/4 of a Mars crew being Jewish, that is suspicious as fuck.

>dangerous one time mission
>literally anything might gone wrong
>send some women and call it progressive

I hope they include a trunk full of restraining devices.

Because there is no dykery in female prisons

I like how they think if they send only straight men they’ll just get way too lonely and horny and start fucking each other up the ass.

>all female
>no men
They’re gonna have sex

>send women astronauts
>they bring vials of sperm
>save hugely on cargo weight
>can build a colony when they get there
shiet, the future really is female

>there's no makeup or hair products in space
>in other news, all four women slated to go to mars have withdrawn their intention to board the ship for the journey

haha what if they started having sex with each other lol that be crazy

>NASA is erasing lesbians
Y I K E S

They'd have to pack way too much food, to account for the thousands of calories worth of cum that they'd be jacking into their space-socks over the year and a half

It's what happens in prison, but sending women wouldn't fix this, they are more likely to play with each other while being "straight"

>blocking the Israelites claiming their stake to space Israel (formally mars)

>sticking 4 women in a small space together for a year and a half

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Mars colonization is such a waste of fucking time, just be practical and build space habitats.

But what about the sheer prestige of having the first person born in space?

Two on the left are already slobbing on each others' clits so whatever.