91% AND CLIMBING

how?

Were you really expecting "critics" to give a bad rating to either Female or Black main lead movies?

You guys do realize RT chooses what reviews to pick out, right? There's probably a ton of negatives they are holding back.

How are the Alitafags coping?

I haven't taken any critics' opinions seriously ever since Ghostbusters 2016.

>Black Panther is bad
Black Panther at the very least didn't fucking do an origin story

OH

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serious, which would you guys prefer? to continue shitposting about sjw agendas and disney paying off reviewers OR seeing this movie critically and commercially bomb?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS QWIIIIIIIIIN

NO NONONONONONO

cope more faggot

THIS IS BULLSHIT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GET WORSE THAN BVS SOMEBODY FIX THIS SHIT

Uh.. umm... INCEL!!!

>Yea Forums is wrong again like always
It's a skill. I'm genuinely amazed. how have you losers NEVER been right?

didn't know this was a thing, now I can actually use RT
saw this in another thread earlier

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Can’t you guys just make a /cape general/ thread? Stop spamming this fucking movie.

>muh conspiracy
Rotten tomatoes is partly owned by Warner Bros. and Universal
How do you explain the 65% aquaman?
How do you explaine the 48% Jurassic World 2?

top critics will save the incels.

WE DID IT
SEXISM IS OVER
HILLARY CLINTON IS THE PRESIDENT

top critics = 100% Black Panther

>56% Top Critics

Another paid job from the Mouse

KILL ME NOW

Sure and all the theaters are playing nothing but Captain Marvel for the next week to make it seem like it's not a failure

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zog will shut it down when they see the screencaps

>all the theaters are playing nothing but Captain Marvel
Check again nigger

>conspiracy
You know game journalists only allowed to post positive reviews until a specific date. Or else they well be not invited to their preview parties etc

Isn't that the same website that literally took the user score down to protect this movie? This doesn't surprise anyone, shill

>Absolutely grounds itself in the '90s, even evoking a riot grrrl-adjacent feeling, buoyed by a soundtrack that features almost exclusively rock fronted by female voices - a reminder of an era that showed so much promise for brash, loud women.
>April Wolfe
>TheWrap
>Top Critic
>this is considered a top critic
why would anyone like "brash, loud women" ever?

you idiots realize YOURE the reason its being reviewed so well right?

you made it an us vs them thing in the reviewers eyes. "them" being you, from a SJW narrative. us being the liberal media. if they don't find a way to believe its good then they're raising a white flag to the bigger picture--the left wings incessant focus on MORALITY VS IMMORALITY. which is the most important thing the absolute most important fucking thing in the world!!!! because if people think freely someone might get hurt!!!!!! captain marvel is good BECAUSE incels are bad!!!!

way to go, idiots

>effective use of signature formula
translated: This movie makes no attempts at being unique and is largely just a paintjob for the Marvel origin story

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oops

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>you made it an us vs them thing in the reviewers eyes.
But Brie Larson started this, what are you even talking about?

We made it an us vs them thing? You sure?

Just came here to say that we're prepping for that sequel, bro.

Best wishes to you and CM during this trying time.

NO NO NO ALL WOMEN AND GIRLS ARE WHORES!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!

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REEEEEE THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING

you guys are totally right.

i'm still just saying

I'm literally seething right now

nobody here thought it would get a low critic score, you dumbshit. critics are all paid shills

>critics going full tomato
they're about to gut themselves after this one.

i'll tell you all something. Captain Marvel is a great movie. its shows exactly how feminist think they are better than everyone while being less interesting than a cat. its the perfect feminism movie.

ITS MA'AM
youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6OpRfyLFo

SUPERIOR
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It was sarcasm my tiny brained friend

It's still not right. This movie went with the "feminist icon" approach. This means that every virtue signaler alive needs to stand by it, no matter what. If it has to create enemies, it will and evidently people react. That's why Star Wars (new trilogy) is so polarizing via these issues, as opposed as why the early 2000s trilogy was polarizing. By going a certain way, you're choosing who you want to stand by your side. Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Captain Marvel, they wanted the virtue signaler army.

History will repeat itself. There will be no matrix bullshit that can save Captain Marvel now.

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No she didn't. You youtube shills fell for a bait that was not even a bait.

She just wanted to include more people of diversity in her press pool and not only stereotypical white males.

LOL.

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Except it won't be as divisive once you watch the movie. Not because it's bad or anything, simply because it follows the formula.You know it.

Any reaction will be given due to political reasons, you m00bster.

Hahahaha

RottenTomatoes tanking their credibility permanently for one shitty marvel flick lmao.

They already did that with Ghostbusters and The Last Jedi and Freddy Got Fingered.

It's back to 89% as of this post

>audience score not available

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what the fuck is stereotype white male? can i rephrase that against other like, what is stereotype feminist ? stereotype nigga? stereotype faggot? stereotype dub faggot?

Also, somehow RottenTomatoes spun these reviews as "positive" tomato reviews:

> Liberating. Cute. Forgettable.
>Captain Marvel is light, funny and quite satisfying, though it may leave you craving something a bit more substantive.
>Captain Marvel, like many MCU movies, sometimes labors under the weight of having to tell its own story while still connecting to the larger, ongoing saga, but it has no issues with justifying its main character.
>More of a solid building block for future endeavors than a must-see solo adventure.
>She's a welcome addition to the aforementioned Marvel family tree; let's just hope she's given a sturdier branch next time.
>It's fun and breezy but also a tad familiar.
>Survives a bumpy ride of origin story tropes and sci-fi jibber-jabber
>It takes a few wild swings for the movie to finally land, but once it does, it becomes a fun, brisk, and engaging movie - though one nestled comfortably within the Marvel movie formula.
>This movie is no Black Panther or, if we're expanding the field of comparison, Wonder Woman... Luckily, Captain Marvel doesn't have to be better than all of the MCU's previous films to be something enjoyable.
>It might seem like damning with faint praise to say that the most exciting thing about Captain Marvel is the anticipation it inspires for what's coming next. It's not.

both getting dub, thus a faggot.

And some more:

>"Captain Marvel" ultimately feels more obligatory than inspired, a movie that basically gets the job done and little more.
>'Captain Marvel' flies high and fast, but struggles with narrative turbulence

Here's the feminist reviews:
> Brie Larson [as Captain Marvel] proves all the doubters wrong...while continuing her ascension as a cultural and feminist icon.
>Captain Marvel offers its audiences a chance for escapism, and to imagine a world in which one woman can change the course of the future.

>This film's message is all about empowering women. It's almost as if every single scene is a conduit for positive female thinking.

>Engaging, entertaining and empowering, this new and terrific iteration spotlights a strong, complex, fearless woman finding her voice, power and place in the universe.

>Absolutely grounds itself in the '90s, even evoking a riot grrrl-adjacent feeling, buoyed by a soundtrack that features almost exclusively rock fronted by female voices - a reminder of an era that showed so much promise for brash, loud women.

>this pathetic incel damage control

AHAHAHAHA OH NONONONO

>visual thrills
>latest hero
>signature formula
That description sounds bland as fuck.

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>They already did that with Ghostbusters and The Last Jedi
Yes, but not to the extent that they did for CM. GB16 and TLJ never had such abysmal want to watch scores, and Rotten Tomatoes never reformatted the entire site because one movie was getting flak.
This is the curtain being pulled back for all the normals.

>you made it an us vs them
Everything is 'us vs them'. Pretending it isn't just means you lose.

It's going down again

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>89%
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO This can't be happening. I posted a picture of her feet on Yea Forums.

>Brie Larson is an inspiration here. It's rare to want to stand up and cheer in a superhero movie, where your protagonist is literally superhuman, but she brings that out.
YAS QUEEN

I don't get how protected these Disney products are.

There is no way this movie is roughly a 9/10 movie. Not surprising, because the critics gave Ghostbusters a 74%.

Maybe it really is a good film

wow it's going to be over 100% soon enough

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You also dubs, thusly homosexual.

>the paid mouseshills like it so it must be good!
Lol, no. The critics were always going to fellate this movie, that was never in doubt. What matters is the box office.

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LMAO SEETHING WHITE INCELS BTFO!

Most of us expected this, we were just creating false hopes when a lot of people started shitting on the film
But there's always a BUT for the shill critics to give it a 6/10

>Box office success
>We always knew this movie was going to do well, Disney is giving away tickets

You a retard? You can't have more than 100%. That means the whole thing

Most critics have to give corporate media that pushes social justice high scores, their jobs depend on it.

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It won’t flop but it will underperform. If it’s a hit I will admit I was wrong, cap this post.

prepare yourself to be btfo once again.

>Marvel Movie
>Good reviews
>Connected to Infinity War one of the highest grossing movie of all time and Endgame, one of the most anticipated movie of all time.

>It will fail at the box-office...right guys??!

Math is just a social construct made by white men to opress women and black people

>Top critics 94%
Kk really spent the bribe money

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Do these reviews even influence the public?

/pol/incel retards BTFO

lel insecure white male detected. cant handle a powerful woman eh little boy?

> The reviewer from The Hollywood Reporter and a random tranny blogger have the same impact on the meter.

This is a problem.

no he can't. he's a manchild

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in terms of shitposting?
yes

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RT has even talked about "changing their criteria to make it more inclusive"
It's a fucking joke

Really great to see all these seething /pol/tards in here

Not gonna break 700 million

honestly sick of white males.

>Paid review score rising
>Audience score censored

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for the love of god, did anybody thought this movie would flop or get bad reviews? marvel can shit on a plate and call it a movie and people would still go see it and critics love it, we are living in a time where movies are sucked into a void of nothingness

68 AND DROPPING

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NNONNONONONONONOOO

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Strange it was at 60 this morning

Don't forget Disney is forcing every theater in the world to only play Captain Marvel for the next week

PLEASE SEE IT
PLEASE

PLEASE

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REEEEEEE THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING BROS

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Good, the more people that go see a bad movie with "GLOWING REVIEWS" from the media the better.

god i love strong military women. i wish i could be their slave.

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ROGUE ONE WILL BE DONALD TRUMP'S WORST NIGHTMARE!

god i love the military and intersectional feminism

Considering how ruthless Disney has been with promotion what with it becoming the only movie playing on Friday in theatres, I really can believe the claim that they blacklist anyone that gives them a bad review, hence the critics are near enough blackmailed into giving their shit positive reviews.

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>spraying chemtrails to sterilize everybody at the premiere
Based

>be me
>be legally an adult and have a job
>have no interest in watching for kids
>watch people kvetch over how well or poorly a movie for kids does
Friends, you should all take the notcaringpill.

Yeah there's no way Captain Marvel will be TLJ bad.

Jews profit when white men do nothing

Look at its average score.

By the time it gets to around 200 reviews, it's going to drop under 6.5.... even if it's 80% plus.

The audience score is definitely going to be around 40%.

Even the most positive reviews aren't really that positive.

They literally aren't making a cent from me though.

Guys I'm really sad rn

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>User Ratings: N/A
Take that, white men! You are no longer applicable!

cam rip where?

That's what they want you to think.

Explain. I'd love to know how I'm magically paying for this movie even though I'm obviously not.

The first marvel film since the dark world that neither my dad or I have interest in seeing.

Which is a shame, I like watching them with my dad. Guess we'll go bowling or something

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>Formulaic
>91%

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NOOOO BREHS WHAT DO WE DO

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This triggers the /pol/incel mod

Yea Forums BTFO

/tvpol/SEETHING

ahahahahahahaha what does it feel like to lose again, incels?

>Critic score
lmao who gives a shit was Disney shills say

[Laughs in Audience score not available]

all me

How do we know though that the audience score doesn't just take a bit longer to come in?

The audience score isn't available until the movie is actually in theaters. So this friday.

Based metacritic

>Yea Forums is so contrarian it likes Marvel now

Right, so, it's whatever. I mean I was never planning to see this myself. I can't imagine who, over the age of like 16, would go to see this, but whatever.

i seriously hope i get to see a Captain Marvel-general tomorrow

you're not going to let yourself be beaten by /abag/, right?

I'm more annoyed critics still lap shit up like this

Like it's a generic, and looks very poorly/cheaply made, marvel origin story. Like who fucking cares? That's an amazing movie to you fucking retards even though we're on the 16th one?

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>reviews counted: 68

"YASSSS QUEEN SLAY" *gif of Beyonce*

It's gonna get enough good review to get the certified fresh, and then they'll start adding the negatives.

Screencap this.

>pointing at mainstream media critics
Y I K E S

No thanks, I'll wait until the human beings are allowed to review it.

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Everyone's saying a cat is a better actor than larson

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Cats are cute. Brie isn't.

>there are people on this board who are actually going to F5 Rotten Tomatoes and post an obnoxious OH NO NO NO thread every time it changes 1% for the next month

I managed to get through the TLJ autism, but I'm not sure if I can handle this.

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*gif of black woman sipping tea*
>Sipping tea is what sophisticated whites do, right?

The review summaries for many of the "Fresh" reviews aren't exactly a ringing endorsement. Its like they didn't actually like it but gave it a pass to avoid feminist bombardment.

Don’t tempt them...

>climbing
kek

>you can't see the average rating anymore

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> there are people on this board who are actually going to F5 Tv and post an obnoxious remark at anyone every time a new thread appears commenting on a 1% drop.

All critics; 7.13/10
Top critics; 6.31/10

Didn't someone say that even though RT isn't owned by Disney, they're staffed by people who used to work at Disney?

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>humor (the same gay fucking quips over and over)
>visual thrills (shitty CGI exported to starving Indians)
>franchise's signature formula (?????????????????????????????)
yeah it's a no from me dawg

yeah but you have to click on more info
they fucked up their site just for captain marvel, amazing

Why the fuck does anyone listen to RT? They've never been honest

In 2017 they got rid of rules that required reviewers to have studied film along with rules that required them to have reviewed in the past.

In 2018 they hired an additional 200 reviewers for the sake of diversity, focusing on Youtube, blogs and podcasts.

It's interesting how the critic score and audience score have grown so widely apart since 2017. Almost as if they hired a bunch of people who either shill or do not understand what makes a good kino.

the president of Fandango, which owns RT, was the president of various Disney subsidiaries for 12 years, including Disney.com

It dropped again....no, it's not suppose to be like this!

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Imagine caring this much about RT scores.

You guys should go read these reviews. The male reviewers are saying it's an ok movie but nothing special while all the female reviewers are pretending it's the best movie ever made.

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there's two women in that image shitting on the movie though

Your image features two women that didn't think much of the movie.

Three of the top critics who claim the movie is rotten are female.

How could a woman be against this movie? That's like a black person being against black panther. If it moves your people forward you should support it imo.

You mean like OP?

There are better action movies with female leads out there and if we're talking just superhero movies with female leads, Wonder Woman was pretty well-liked.

Not every woman hates males, many of them like the d. In addition, many women feel feminism has destroyed them as a culture - forcing them to work and making men afraid to throw themselves at them. They miss the attention and the ability to lounge around, get pampered or generally be treated nicely by men who no longer give a fuck what they think.

Not only that but also a movie with a Disney stamp

84% now and the average score is dangerously close to under 7

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NO NO
NOONONOOOOO DELETE THIS FUCK THIS MAKES THE MOVIE LOOK BAD NOOOO WE PAID ONLY FOR LITERALLY WHO SHILLS THAT DON'T COUNT AS TOP CRITICS!

Oh noes. Show us where the mean strong woman hurt you. Did your alt-right racist safespace get messed up? So sowwy.

Cope more you stupid sexist POL asshat. We win and you lose.

The opening was an origin story and despite becoming a king at the start of Black Panther it took him an entire movie just to decide that he was going to introduce Wakanda's technology to the world - which amounted to fucking nothing.

Intrestingly enough the new review was a 'fresh' review from a top critic who gave the film a 3/5...

Honestly I didn't think rotten reviews would get over single digits, much less nearly 20. Guess some critics don't wanna blow the mouses cock.

PARASITIC

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jajaja oh no save me my fellow trannies jajaja based burgers

So basically it's gonna be a completely average 6-7/10 Marvel flick. Isn't that exactly what was expected? What's the big deal?

It will also have a 96% audience score. Just as soon as RT removes all the troll ratings that give it less than 4.5 stars.

84 and dropping

GO BRIE GO! THE FORCE IS FEMALE YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS!

hell yeah lets fight the good fight
white executive producers need more money
GO BRIE GO

>Isn't that exactly what was expected?
No? Marvel is basically a religion now, and expectations are ridiculously high following IW
she's also supposed to become the face of the MCU and the most powerful hero in the universe or some shit. Bad start if the movie is a big meh

>audience score not avalible
OH NO NO NO NO

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capeshit should be banned from Yea Forums and put on Yea Forums

Cap it baby

There's so much wrong with your post....I think I'm just going to list all the things wrong with it than address it in an ordinary fashion

-Women are not a monolith
-Black people are not a monolith
-Movies can't move people forward
-Just because a movie panders to you doesn't mean you should support it
-A movie pandering to you can actually be very insulting
-A movie pandering propaganda cannot move even the intangible forward
-Not all black people liked Black Panther
-There's nothing even in Captain Marvel that you could construe as "moving forward"
-There's nothing in Captain Marvel that women should feel the need to support
-Women aren't there own people, humanity would not exist without males, and vice versa
-Trying to separate women into a tribal group is absolutely socially marxist horse shit aimed at under-cutting familial relationships in favor of the sectioning off people into discernible groups that can be lassoed for political use
-You are a subhuman monster that doesn't care about individual identity or opinion

New york post review

>what’s said to be Marvel’s most powerful superhero ever is served Melatonin by Larson. There is precious little texture or detail, ups and downs, or emotions of any kind in her performance. The character, even when kicking ass, is a total bore. The film’s best moments are provided by Jackson and a hilarious cat." --

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Based

*formerly climbing

it would be 99% if she was a black woman

I dont pay attention to celebrity news and gossip that is the lowest tier possible, am I the only one who wants it to fail just so Cap shit starts to fade? Give light to the under growth.

Thor 2 is the lowest reviewed.

Thought this would have been in the high 90's with all the dick riding and shilling.

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it did
check metacritic

leftist manchild detected

Hmmmm.....

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Can that tweeter do that with The Last Jedi so we can see how that went?

Yeah my guess was at least 93%

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That's not how Rotten Tomatoes scores its (((Tomatometer))) and random twitter guy should know that.

>an origin story that makes effective use of the franchise's signature formula

that's not how rottentomatoes score works

91% tomatometer means 91% of the reviews were fresh

What's the status around you guys media-wise? Norway is looking good, biggest newspaper gave it 3/6 and the cinema has very few showings of it in my area. Is it just the US that they booked out everything and where the media sucks their feminine cocks?
>Half-hearted attempt at feminism
>almost seems like a parody

>she's also supposed to become the face of the MCU and the most powerful hero in the universe or some shit
It's the leadup to End Game iirc, the end of the most profitable movie franchise in history. Expectations are high just for what they present her as and being another Marvel movie, but her place in the series doubles the pressure.

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All the reviewers are paid shills and sponsors, leftists control all the media review sites

Incels also are the critics who get the payola

Imagine paying taxes so your military can virtue signal over a fucking capeshit movie

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Huh.
So, this is essentially a "Disney Bonus" in full effect, then? Just like what happened with TLJ.
TLJ's actual user score was calculated to be 24% or lower due to RT not counting all the 0/5 ratings.

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>Americans waste tax payer money to fly jets for a stupid fucking comic book movie

Truly the stupidest most embarrassing country on the planet. God I can't wait til you guys become a 3rd world shithole the like of Venezula.

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Shills on full force I see

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u idiot, the sole fact that critics take sides for ideological purposes and to despite #incels instead of doing an honest job means they are wrong

what's the rating out of ten?

Yea Forums eternally BTFO

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How much fucking money was utterly wasted doing this? This has to be fake holy shit.

>you could criticize it
>HOWEVER

>the movie was shit but it had a cat
>4/5
Mouse shills aren't even trying

What a fucking cuck.

It won 9 Oscars, including Best Screenplay

lol

Meanwhile there are people who endlessly bitch that we spend money on sending people and things into space.

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>makes effective use of the franchise's signature formula.
Damning with faint praise. "Hey goyim, go and see this movie that's just like all the other capeshit that's ever been released, our focus groups tell us you like the same old shit recycled again and again and again, but look! this time it features a strong and powerful woman! Drumpf BTFO and #itsherturn, amirite fellow white men?"

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>it's visually flat unlike the usual marvel film
just how shit does this movie look?

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FPBP

What would the RT score for Green Lantern be if it was a Marvel movie starring a woman in 2019

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oh shit, 83 percent already? It hasn't even officially showed. Wow, I think it's actually gonna enter the 70s when it shows in theaters.

i just watched green lantern yesterday and it wasnt even bad. i dont get why people didnt like it. sure it wasnt kino, but how was it any different from any other generic super hero movie?

Still can't beat the Bear

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>I really can believe the claim that they blacklist anyone that gives them a bad review
Blacklist? They shoot them in the head and dump the remains in the desert, like the original Miley Cyrus. They are then replaced by a Disney animatronic doppelganger to do their bidding.

>2019
>People STILL do not get how RT works
embarrassing

>Dog Mom
Is this the new incel equivalent for women? Has cool wine aunt run its course?

desu RT has a shit system, give me the fucking average numbers or fuck off

Paddington? I think they meant Kinoton

>implying anything can beat the bear

>it's an incels get btfo episode
Not even gonna watch this garbage but i can't wait til box office numbers come out

>65% and dropping

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This stupid parking lot fight never fails to crack me up, some fag saw this shit and said "wow this looks so cool" holy shit.

from what I remember it had shit pacing, disjointed plot, and suffers from what every shit DC movie suffers from: they set the stakes way too high on an origin story.

now they made it even worse due to Captain Marvel, you can't see the average rating unless you click on more info

> Women don't go to the movies alone. Women don't buy their own movie tickets. Keep pissing on the sex that does.

This may not work out as you'd like.

le pige has arrived :D

AHAHAHAAHAHHA

youtube.com/watch?v=eVFd46qABi0

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Like i always say, the tomatometer system is biased towards "ok" movies. That's why marvel movies always rate so highly. Because everyone thinks they're ok so the end result is a high fresh score. if a movie is GOAT but only targeted at a specific audience it will rate horribly

it's at 83% on my screen...

OH NONONONO
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING

>it dropped another 2% since I posted

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
Make sure you select "Top Critics"

>57%
>certified fresh
Man, they really weren’t hiding it on that one huh?

it's because user set it to only show "top critics" instead of everyone, since it removes a lot of the blatant shill reviews

youre a fucking retard for not recognizing the sarcasm in that post before writing up this diatribe

It's top critics

Movie 1
>it was ok 6/10 fresh
>not bad not great 6.5/10 fresh
>seen better 6/10 fresh
>100% certified fresh

Movie 2
>blew my mind 10/10 fresh
>stunning just wow 10/10 fresh
>i didn't get it 5/10 rotten
>66%

I guess it's less of "is this movie good?" and more "is this movie guaranteed to not be not awful?"

Take your meds

Fellow incels. We won bros. We won.

Now let us set our targets next to star wars episode 9.

shut up faggot

#ComicsGate BTFO

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Based

da, comrade. remember, no russian

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That's a retarded way of aggregating scores and it pisses me off that this is the goto website. The only way it would work is if you can filter out reviewers you don't like

what? It's just an aggregate site, though they seem to be turfing nowadays

I'm actually excited for episode 9, just to see how JJ attempts to salvage the trainwreck left by Rian.

I hope you arent planning to pay for tickets or convincing someone to pay for you or anything that gives Disney money.

>TAKE THAT PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T GOING TO WATCH IT

Will they still blame incels and men for the lower than expected scores?

Each option is pretty bad. A movie bombing probably won't do much for them, while shitposting about lefties is all Yea Forums is anymore. I prefer the 3rd option where movies like Spider Man 2 are made that try to capture what the comics were doing rather than being bland action movies.

Why do so many people care about average critic ratings? If you don't trust the critics individually, why would you trust their combined untrusted reviews? Some of them aren't even critics but newspaper columnists who cover entertainment news (and if they give too many negative reviews they'll be out of a job).

Wait, that's actually a real thing and not some shit photoshop?

Worse yet they didn't even film in an airpor or any physical representation of one.t

you know you can leave er on nigger on this website right?

it's legit

the entire airport scene is CGI and they thought it looked good enough for theatrical release

He's using the top critic score.

The critic decides whether its counted as a fresh or rotten you fucking imbecile

Not the guy you're responding to but if someone rates the movie as 'meh, 6/10', that's fresh

Also if everyone rates the movie as 'meh, 6/10', it gets 100% because apparently 100% of critics think it's fresh

It's a disgustingly easy way of padding your score up, if RT were honest their score would be a median of scores

>your people
Women arent a race brainlet

>Women arent a race
You sure about that?

They are the weaker sex

Hmmmm... no.

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Down to 83

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Kek

Kike

This is a pathetic post. You should be ashamed

It's been at 83% for hours. I'm gonna check again tomorrow.

Eh, fucking marvel fanboys are reviewing these things now. I guess I shouldn't say 'now' as it's always probably been the case but they're not even hiding it anymore.

Even Marvel fanboys don't like Captain Marvel lol. Conrad is just a shill.

AAAAAAAA MY FRESH RATING

gais what the fuck is going ON

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Already set to make 150m this weekend minimum

My local critics here in Puerto Rico have yet to review them. I know one of them is guaranteed to like it because he’s a Genxer liberal who loves The Last Jedi and talks about the “Toxic fandom” , the other important top critic has yet to review it as well, but he has RT a negative critic. The film premieres on Thursday

Weren't there over 100 critic reviews earlier today?

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They aren’t virtue signaling
They’re trying to capitalize on how much Marvel is pushing the “she’s a pilot” thing
The Air Force is just looking for more people to sign up so they can have them die for Israel
Nothing new.

what virtues do you think are being dishonestly signalled?