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>A couple travels to Sweden to visit their friend's rural hometown for its fabled mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult.
GUYS I DIDNT KNOW WHITE PEOPLE AND RURAL AREAS COULD BE THIS SCARY.
DISCUSS THIS TRAILER.
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Please keep your identity politics and histrionics to yourself, femme brain snowflake.
looks like utter shit. Ari Aster is a hack
Agreed. My ex gf loved Hereditary. Should have dumped her the moment she told me that
Nu-horror really is a bore
>acting like white people aren't scary
nigga they're creepy as fuck
>only happens every 90 years
>last feasible time this happened was 1929
What a stupid timeline. No scary cult works like that. At least make it every 30 years so the audience can believe some of the cult members might even remember the last time it happened.
>let's demonize the few white swedish things there are left, the future is black
What's this? A constructive, worthwhile post? Get the fuck out of here. This is shitposting kid country.
how?
i'm more annoyed that this is just a Wicker Man rip-off
This movie looks exactly the same. as hereditary but with a shittier premise
So did anyone read the script? apparently it was leaked online some time ago
guys what if this wholesome nordic tradition was like... they uhh something scary think ari think... they murder brown people! yes that's it!
KO ACKACKA KO ACKACKA KO ACKACKACKA KA
dude what if we did wicker man but its gay as hell
Holy shit hell fucking yes
They only care about themselves on an individual level.
>suddenly black guy
getting really tired of this jewry, rural Europe is pretty much 100% white, everybody knows that niggers can't live outside of big cities
why would this ancient festival even involve black people and if not, why would they choose one
Honestly looking at this pic gives me the creeps, what the frick is wrong with wh*te people
We are scary though.
>wholesome nordic tradition
It is 100% a debauched sex thing, I'd expect /pol/ to hate it.
opposed to other races?...
Mistake to shoot it in Hungary, doesn't look like Scandinavian countryside at all
wearing flowers in your hair, dancing around a pole while singing childish songs, eating herring and drinking caraway spiced alcohol is debauchery? get your head out of your ass
yeah, remember when Yea Forums FUCKING LOVED Hereditary?
Oh it's from the director of hereditary? That's a must watch.
>Another movie about a blonde white woman
Is A24 just Lifetime movies now?
Yes. It's why all the inferior non-Asian races call Asians insects for looking after the group instead of just themselves.
Non-Asians literally have to compensate for being evil and selfish.
I haven't watched Hereditary because the characters looks so fucking ugly it makes me nauseous.
>appropriating my culture
FUCK OFF AMERICANS
damn white people are fucked in the head
it's essential basedcore horror, you better watch it
>ah ah ah, there was no rapes in Nanjing... only Gang Rapes :)
superlative insectoids
this
Hereditary was unironically a masterpiece and this looks absolutely amazing
Dude what if we made The Wicker Man again but changed the name!?
i like hereditary, probably gonna check this out
Your time is fast ending. I don't even see you as an individual anymore, just another vestigial polyp of a dying civilization that only knew how to fly at the sun on wax wings.
We're the future, not you. Soon you'll be staining our boots like the roaches you are.
was that a literal albino nigger? the character that looked like the traitor from 300.
This cracka cyclin
hereditary was mediocre. Watch Antichrist for real kino
>i like hereditary
not a very realistic portrayal of sweden
t. either foreign or ugly incel
this concept of individualism is a real bee in your bonnet, huh Mr.Wang?
>not a single brown face in the bunch
i'm having holocaust flashbacks
>Hereditary was unironically a masterpiece
based incel triggger
Imagine having to find out who enjoys a movie before you can think it's good or not
What a fuckin life
white people pull this shit and wonder why everyone finds them scary
90% of white are pedophile serial killers and school shooters, white people are genetically fucked in the head it's probably because Caucasians are a genetic mutation in the first place.
yeah where's the lightbulb heads?
Imagine having politcs in your head 24/7.
Take a break and chill out, OP
A24 is killing the their soi faux-horror shit.
Thank god for Blumhouse.
Try going to a traditional midsommar celebration and you'll see it's accurate
oh gee, i didnt know hereditary isn't well received here in tee vees! im really sorry bros. so why is the movie bad? in case some sjws asked me on twitter y'know im saying hehehe. wouldn't want to not be in the latest tee vees memes!
ITT: contrarians and shitposters pretending to be nigs
I've been to one. The lack of diversity was so disgusting that I had to leave before I vomited.
Seems like Ari knows his shit when it comes to occult stuff, big hype for accuracy. Hereditary blew my fucking mind when I first saw it and I've been dying to see what else Ari can do. Also unironically and genuinely fuck white people.
I can see why this would be scary as fuck for Hebrews.
>Americans think this is "faggy" and want to destroy this
lmao holy fuck I need to save this thread when its archived and post it whenever anyone tries to tell me that white people aren't the most easily offended race on the planet
>People on the edgiest website outside of the dark web
>Average white people.
nothing gay about prancing in a circle of flowers dressed in calico with women and children to celebrate astrological events
nooooope
are we really going to pretend every white person isn't this retarded on some level rn
>mfw watching this trailer as a Swede
It's our 4th of July. Outside dinner parties, schnaps and kids and women dance around the pole sometimes, not many actually have the pole it takes hours and hours to make one.
Any time white people gather to just be among themselves and their families and have a good time, it's cause for alarm.
god i fucking HATE niggers
>horror film with black people
>"hurr its propaganda"
>horror film with white people
>"hurr its propaganda"
/pol/ will get triggered by absolutely anything
We don't need to pretend, because they aren't.
daily reminder its the same guy who made this
>Sweden
>No brown people
Not very accurate.
Eerily enough my gf and I are planning on vacationing in Sweden this summer. All immigration cuckory aside this will be my first time in Europe so I hope I have fun.
What race are you?
Yes, of course. You can't even call a nigger your neighbor.
',:)
>vimeo.com
fuck I love that short
>betrayed again but another promising director
well, fuck you kikes
I'm happy for Florence Pugh. She has come a long way; since she did that incest flick with Maise.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MIDSOMMAR AND THE WICKER MAN
The Wicker Man was based on religious conflict and folk horror, a distinctly British setting, time period and theme, whose concerns are the battle of traditions, belief, civilized fears, the fear of darkness from the past, etc. Howie's mistrust was actually perfectly placed, though he is painted as unreasonable, the real terror of the film.
Midsommar is labelled for the world stage, and not in the specific context and conflict of 70s pop and counter culture Britain which makes The Wicker Man so effective. The traditionalist beliefs of both Sgt. Howie and Lord Summerisle are being supplanted by a fear of traditionalism itself, that old culture is inherently backwards and wrong. This is not folk horror, it is surface level fear of the Other and the Traditional, non-globalist.
Literally every race hates black people.
t. Korean
Is it accurate so far?
You are niggers of Asia.
t. superior Japanese
This is honestly quite offensive to swedish culture...
What if the same were done to, i dunno, ramadan or something?
it's not like a movie has ever portrayed secluded white populations as having evil pagan cult festivities and devil worship.
You mean the countless action movies with Arab terrorist are racist?
>t-this isn't a direct ripoff of an unpopular turned cult classic horror film
imagine if you ever had to cope this hard
I really liked Hereditary, and actual human sacrifices during midsummer were probably scary af, and the history is interesting. But watching the trailer It looks meh to me.
As others have said I'd rather watch Wicker Man again.
do you mean literally every movie about american soldiers
No it lasts 1 day, it happens every year June 22th. There's nothing occult, religious or ceremonial about it.
This looks like Get Out 2: Swedish Boogaloo
Go somewhere other than just the capital.
>happens every 90 years
>last time it happened was 1929, 1839, 1749, 1659
>implying there was brown people in sweden during those times
>thinking that is what the movie is about
the absolute state of nu-/pol/
Just laughing at the dresses, looks like pseudo eastern european traditional dresses.
Name one movie where they turn an ordinary muslim tradition into a death cult
>We want the Get Out audience
I don't think he's defending it, he's stating what's lost in imitation.
But arabs literally are retarded terrorists.
They still haven't had their renaissance yet. They are literally 500 years behind culturually.
Not even fucking scarier than Midsummer Murders.
>implying any of those beliefs are wrong
the jew's gotten to you
oh yeah, I misread that tone pretty much entirely
We're planning on staying in the Capital and then moving around
ARYAN PEOPLE BAD
>on staying in the Capital
A big mistake, only things worth of seeing in Stockholm are the yearly car burnings by "youth" gangs.
dude really likes bikes
This is bait right?
>New horror movie by the guy who made a literal masterpiece
>It looks amazing AND it makes triggered /pol/faggots angry
If this isn't proof of an all-knowing, all-powerful and all-loving god idk what is bros
HOH
>What if the same were done to, i dunno, ramadan or something?
Several movies have been about spooky ghosts in Mexican Catholic churches you retarded zoomer.
Portraying historical Europe as 100% white might make the new Europeans uncomfortable, and even play into the hands of the far right who claim some sort of hereditary birthright to the land.
Can't have that.
All A24 horror movies are bad except VVitch
They are the only people in history to waste their own resources to help other races.
Weird suicidal fucks.
Third from the right is a cutie.
I have a pole for Swedish women if you get my drift.
But it's literally the contrary. Like a Chinese kid could get run over by a truck in broad daylight, crying out in pain after his destroyed wretched body was left in a puddle of blood... and no one would bat an eye.
>rural Europe is pretty much 100% white,
rural sweden is not even close to 100% white, a lot of communities have hordes of "refugee" men placed in them
You are right. Arabs aren't drone genociding Americans with drones yet. Fucking barbarians.
What I find infuriating is that there are really fucked up yearly celebrations around the world but they chose this completely inoffensive one just because it's coming from the whitest people around.
This jews are not even subtle anymore
Weeding out the weak is necessary for the commune to grow stronger.
t. Mudasir Al-Affif
asians are called insects cause they literally look like bugs and place no value on human life
I hate /pol/tards and their persecution complex so fucking much, I just want to discuss movies god damnit
WOAH I DIDNT KNOW THAT KIKES ATTACKED CATHOLOCISM!! U JUST BLEW MY MIND HOLY SHIT
Conservatism is a mental illness. There is nothing you can do about it.
White people are the boogeymen to the jews.
White culture/traditions are scary and bad.
>90% of white are pedophile serial killers and school shooters
or its only the white countries that report on those things because they are classified as crimes here?...
Can't wait for more saggy old titties. Hail Paimon!
>surely a national commune will see you better served...
>oh and these ragged sand people as well :)
indeed
Yea Forums-poltards are among the most retarded people on Yea Forums. If anything, this could possibly across as an offensive depiction of Swedish culture, but not anti-white. Ari probably just went with the concept for the aesthetic.
its current year, incel
I'm sure that sounded better in your head but in the end it's just painfully reddit.
You haven't seen the movie.
based
Your brain is mush. There isn't much helping you. The only step after is turning into a retarded schizo Q user boomer.
Jesus, you all sound like twitter in here.
You're not human, that's why we place no value on you. Sorry but we're the future. We're the perfect balance of all races in the most sustainable and harmonious form.
You're just another footnote in our history. We're the protags in this story, you're the NPCs.
>don't fight back goyim!...
>one shekel has been added to your account
way to go, buddy
I like you both, you make cool shit
t. YT
>mexican catholicism
>roman catholicism
>thinking they're the same thing
Are you guys actually retarded
Afaik there's never been any kind of sacrifice involved with midsummer ever, unless you count the flowers as some kind of offering I guess. Actually, I don't think there's ever been human sacrifice at all in the entire history of the nordics, except one specific temple where it's believed it may have occurred in an extremely short span of time around the viking era.
This movie premise is stretching it extremely far, it would be like making the 4th of July into the purge and pretending like that's just some whacky white people traditions. I'm honestly baffled by their choice as midsummer is probably the least sinister nordic tradition I can think of.
They have the capacity to be creepy. Niggers can only engage in monkey-like violence with no long term strategy or objective other than immediate gratification.
Sounds kino, Hereditary was the best movie last year
Does one of the two not rape children?
hereditary was ffucking awful, so its a no for me dog
I wish I was paid for calling out retarded rightoids.
we are discussing a movie, retard. its clearly a political movie, sorry youre slow
DUDE CULTS LMAO
I'm tired of this shit
Yo occult pagan horror is my favorite horror
You're so fucking dumb. Asians place no value on ASIAN life. also
>unironically believing we are moving towards an asian led world
big yikes. your countries can hardly sustain themselves even with the smoke and mirrors
Here's the director
>fight back
I'm black so I already am ;)
I have read the script for this. It's basically The Wicker Man but not that good. It was alright. I really hope A24 will give some information about release date of Uncut Gems and The Lighthouse soon.
you don't "think" there was human sacrifice because you don't know what you're talking about at all but still are for some unknown reason compelled to opine on it
tbf mexican culture has scared pedophiles out of raping children and reduced child rape in mexico by A LOT. They do awful brutal fucking shit to child rapists down there.
I've already seen this movie
It's called
>Apostle
>Get Out
the most atheist people in the world are all cultists okay.
yes, that's exactly what the movie will depict...
can you give a quick rundown of the plot
Its good that other races will see how the whiteoids were before they went extinct.
against what?
How is it different than The Wicker Man? The trailer makes it look like the same fuckin' movie and obviously The Wicker Man has been infamously remade once.
hereditary was ffucking awful, so its a no for me dog
>baka evil whitey you have no culture
>okay whitey you have culture but its fucked up and evil
>lets embrace other cultures
N-WORD STOLE MY FUCKING IDEA THAT I RIPPED FROM HIGURASHI
To be honest, I think its highly like it happened, probably even before the Vikings time, but you are right . While there have been (likely) human sacrifices found throughout Europe), they haven't been connected to midsummer.
I think pagan human sacrifice is still cool concept, though the trailer doesn't make it super appealing. Im happy to be surprised though.
>find one thread that isn't about the new MCU flick
>stormfags outraged again
This board is a joke
She was great in Little Drummer Girl
>what if the wicker man but Sweden
>profit
>???
Do you want spoilers?
There is no conflict between the christianism and pagan religion if i remember correctly. Also there are more main characters. But it's basically a variation of The Wicker Man.
retarded pagancucks coping. You guys sacrificed at every major event.
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Also the 9 is a very important number in Viking culture, like there 9 animals sacrificed (or even 9 people?), there were festivals every 9 years. But 90 years doesn't make sense and is far too long, goddamit ari
>Do you want spoilers?
go right ahead
Eh, depends on how you see it. Midsommar probably started as a pagan summer solstice/harvest thing, the pole came from Germany in the middle ages and a lot of traditions have been added throughout the years.
I think what the dude you replied to refers to is that a lot of people have sex during Midsommar. Lots of alcohol, summer finally here = sex.
There are some fun traditions though, like rolling around naked in the dew during Midsommar or picking seven types of flowers (in the twilight) and putting them under your pillow, which would let you dream about your future wife/husband.
Gib spoilers
Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.
I know you're only speaking out of fear, but frankly I don't care. You'll be just another dust lost in the sands of time.
Yikes. How dare white people have sex. That could lead to aesthetic white babies!
>oh nooo our target demographic of nordic autists who should consider themselves lucky to consume American media considering their alternatives.
Higurashi adaptation when?
If you make babies in summer, they come out in spring. Makes actually a lot of sense in those harsher times.
i really do hope this is some bored white guy bait and not a chink posting in earnest
>subverting & humiliating the final vestiges of swedish culture
It's so easy a cave man can do it
Spoilers please and a quick rundown.
If its basically Wicker Man I don't need to be surprised.
>oh noo we have Ingmar Bergman, Lars Von Trier, Lukas Moodysson, Thomas Vinterberg, etc etc
Nice try pedro.
>it's okay when we make it about demons in Central American or Eastern European churches but DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MUH PRECIOUS SCANDIES
Pathetic.
Share spoilers or, preferably, the leaked script
I really do hope you've written your memoirs so we can copy them onto our toilet paper.
wtf white people scare me now? - the movie
Don't you want to be feared?
>our toilet paper
the gutters are cluttered enough
Now i know how the indians feel
You are now aware that most actual white people are watching this trailer and thinking it looks like a fun time at the movies and the ones losing their shit and making it about identity politics are literal LARPing mutts.
True white people don't have these insecurities because we're secure in our whiteness.
Oh it will be. With your blood and bones.
Long time ago, the village where the movie takes place, inhabited a peaceful folk. But, in the nearby woods and mountains, there lived man eating trolls who would swoop down from the mountains and eat people. A travelling knight then came and forced the trolls to become people, and thus interbreeding with the village folk. To celebrate this, the village started doing the maypole tradition.
But, every 90 years, a sacrifice is made. To honor their trollblood, a person dies and another dissapears.
I only clicked this thread because I thought it said Midgarsomr
when indian becomes a super power in 2020 you'll be the last street shitters left. hold tight the old ways
>thread slows to a crawl after this post
Yea Forums BTFO
They eat mayonnaise
you'll have shat your last street, mehmet
"Whiteness" is an American thing, and soon to become a Western European thing.
You don't need labels like "White Person" if there is no one to contrast it against
>everything is an attack on white people
how do you live your lives being a victim all day?
>our guy Will Poulter
Based
Rural White people are the most terrifying thing in the world to Jews. 90% of their upbringing is stories about being pogromed by rural Europeans who have had enough of their bullshit.
They're literal mutt SJWs trying to speak for white people who couldn't care less about them, I guarantee you most of them look like fat beaners defending their 16% whiteness.
>a person dies and another dissapears
Pretty boring to be honest
So the main character is named Dani. She is gf of Christian who wants to dump her but he feels guilty because she is emotionally unstable after her parents die. I think her sister killed herself and her parents and she had some disorder but i'm not 100% sure. Christian has friends: Mark, Josh, Pelle. Pelle is from Sweden and he invites his friends to his village named Hargas. There is this big ritual that takes place every 90 years. Christian doesn't tell this to Dani but somehow she finds out and he says he was going to tell her. So Dani goes with them. They travel and find dead boar then boar bodies hanging from the tree, they continue and get to the village. They do some drugs. Dani becomes unstable there are some scary scenes. There is a conflict between Christian and Mark or Josh (i don't remember) because Mark/Josh planned to write some school work about Hargas and now Christian wants to do it. Before this they witness some rituals like 2 oldest people in village jumping of a cliff. Dani wants to go home. She reluctantly stays. There are some ominous signs. Later there is a big competition which was established before. Who wins the competition gets crowned as a queen. Dani wins it, this is before the end of the film. Rest of people are killed. Except Christian who cheated on Dani because of magic or something like that. One girl cut her pubic hair into his drink or food and he wants her. Dani sees them having sex. Christian is then paralyzed and kept locked somewhere. The climax of the film is that Christian is put into the bear that was seen in the trailer(the internal organs of bear are removed) and he is put in some building or something like that and that is set on fire. Dani watches him burn.
I hope this makes sense there some details that i omitted but this is the basic plot.
We've seen the wicker man, try literally anything else. This guy can do images, but the content sucks. Hard pass.
What ever you say, Alvarez.
Wow they put white bars instead of black bars, A24 is so bold and artsy just like me haha
Anyone remember this kino?
Now THAT was proper nordic pagan horror.
>only Americans care about defending white people
Well yea I guess so lol
Is it ever explained/implied why they do it or who they're doing it for? Is there a deity?
>Let me tell you about your country and traditions bro
I've never heard of anything like this, in general sacrifice wasn't really that big of a thing in the nordics since living through harsh winters and short harvesting seasons made sacrificing food/animals suicidal. There was material sacrifices like jewelry and such though, but I've never heard of live sacrifices. It sounds like you've watched too much popular media and actually believe the "sacrificial northern barbarian" trope was ever true.
>Click video
>Description is literally "praise yahwe"
Okay user, I bet this person is an expert on scandinavian traditions.
Only Americans think they're white. European whites know it.
You're only saying that because you wrote it.
>I couldn't be ignorant, I LIVE here
ok
So... it's The Wicker Man
is this one also filled with obnoxious characters and retarded symbolism for pseudo intellectual youtubers to pick on for video click bait?
>LITERALLY about miscegenation creating monsters out of the Swedes
sounds like /pol/ should love it
Sure thing, Mohammed.
Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989.
I...what?
>Rest of people are killed
how is the majority of them killed?
The culture-less american is confused by traditions that don't consist of mindless consumerism.
Meh, I saw Hereditary so I guess I’ll see this.
>Looks at the cast.
Oh what the fuck why is this faggot in it?
probably not as good as the wicker man
Still here. Your crosses and silver bullets have no power. They're just a placebo you use to tell yourselves you have a defense. But you don't.
We're coming.
>big yikes
Who the fuck speaks like this?
this is miles better than hereditary and whatever this garbage is. He doesn't have the stomach to make it a full length.
>dude just turn of your brain lmao
You really think the jew who made a horror movie where the villains are aryan looking whites celebrating white traditions didn’t have politics in mind?
poulter is great what are you banging on about
Great argument.
that trampoline pool setup is badass I like how he took the ladder off the pool
cumskins btfo
Is this from the movie? Lol, in my village we did shit like that yearly. Country festivals are comfy as fuck, only the music is boring. Fucking city slickers afraid of rural folks.
lmao you are not going anywhere, millennial.
Based. Only swedes will know what this means
I called you ignorant and you recoiled, what argument is there to make
Thanks, it's still the same idea and it's still a boring rehash. Go read another book.
I just saw the trailer of the movie and first thought I had in mind was: "the director must be Jewish"
HE ACTUALLY DID IT AGAIN. this nigger actually went ahead and put a deformed/ugly as fuck character for spooks. like that inbred looking girl from hereditary who has the most disgusting fucking face ive ever seen and yet nobody mentions it because it would be un-pc
what a master of horror Yea Forums
But blacks are incredibly ugly, not to mention that they are either from Africa, which is full of violent murderers, or America, which is full of Americans.
If you are black you are a terrifying nightmare.
Going right up your ass, chapo.
Looks like a typical whiteo*d to me.
Didn't know Chloe Moretz made an appearance in this film.
I don't doubt you millennials like the idea of going up other's asses.
Eh. Isn't this just ripping off the midget from Don't Look Now?
Awww, there's people really afraid of whites?
Whites are beautiful.
Black is beautiful. You literally can't find a sexier white bitch. We KINGS and QUEENS, Black Panther won Oscars.
Going up yours for sure. You can't run or hide.
how do you not like this guy?
Terrible hair, really, really ugly faces, black people lips are just way too big, they look like oversized worms.
> in general sacrifice wasn't really that big of a thing in the nordics since living through harsh winters and short harvesting seasons made sacrificing food/animals suicidal.
You got it backwards. The harsher the life and environment the more likely sacrifices are. It might not have make sense to your modern rational mind, but it made perfect sense to these people. They needed every help and extra luck they can get.
You know what Blót is, right
en.wikipedia.org
en.natmus.dk
I have to google it, but there were also children with jewellery thrown down a well, for Odin it is assumed
Chocolate looks like THAT?
If they want to make a scary movie about whites, make it about rural America.
You can't imagine the creepy shit going down there.
Looks pretty good, you are a cuck thou.
.. I have been found out
I don't remember, i think there were some references to pagan gods.
Basically yes.
I don't remember i just remember that one of the Hargans is wearing Mark's skin over his own face or something like that and in that same scene Josh is hit over the head. There is also the scene where the corpses are put in the house which is set on fire and there is only Mark's skin stuffed with hay.
Cute, I'd like to throw a bunch of bananas at them.
Ayo hol up white boi
I like these types of flicks but it does honestly come off as racist seeing as a Jew made it
creepy rural american town is one of my favourite settings, always kino
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Why do black people do this?
Ant people don't have a frontal lobe, it's why they embrace (((Communism))) and people like Mao are praised.
They are, literally and unironically, what are known as "hind brain" thinkers.
>"Dude, look at how great China was (6000 years ago) that means they're still the same now!"
The Chinese as such no longer exist. The entire country, for what it is, is made up of rape babbies from different parts of Asia. It's such a shithole and the people so pathetic, that they've been irl DABBED ON for CENTURIES by the superior Japanese. To put that in context, it's like Russia being dabbed on endlessly by the Ukrainians. Which does NOT happen because they aren't hind brains.
I know you wouldn't have been told this in school, but we were always told that when you cheat, you're only cheating yourself and it's pity you bugs didn't learn that too rather than encouraging cheating. It's important because on paper it looks like you're more intelligent than others, but in practice you can't do things like make an escalator that won't eat people or build vehicles that don't spontaneously combust.
Admittedly it wasn't until I was older than I really understood what the teachers had meant. It's a shame no one in your entire class of 1b "people" could work that out, especially with you having such large IQs.
tl;dr you're literally maruta and the mighty Japs were 100% correct.
>One girl cut her pubic hair into his drink or food
That is actually cool and probably based on a real pagan "spell", like love and fertility spells were big and still practiced in secret even when christianity was a thing. I like stuff like this when it's properly researched.
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"aesthetic white babies!"
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Well yeah, black or racemixed babies are ugly as fucking shit.
>let me tell you about your culture
>mama didn't tell me about sacwifice :)
Outraged by this. Truly outraged. Where do we write letters of complaint, fellow old women?
>big hype for accuracy.
AYYY LMAO
Well said, filmmakers need to stop making propaganda movies
Terrifying
>looks like a 56% albino
how is this any different from Wicker Man that you faggots suck off?
Fuck off with your idpol bullshit.
Is this a POV sex scene?
Wh*toids don't care about that more than Asians, they just pretend to uphold their rugged individualist look.
Where would you recommend we go? I'm down for anything.
>BRO THE DESTRUCTION OF EUROPEANS IS GOOD
>DUDE THE DESTRUCTION OF EUROPEAN FAMILIES IS GOOD
>HAHAHAHAHAA THE DESTRUCTION OF EUROPEAN CULTURE IS SO AWESOME HUHUHUH
>HAHAHAHAA
fuck off and die
we're going to murder all of you invaders and traitors in office
over the last 3 months accross europe hundreds of thousands protested
after 4-5 weekends the police started attacking civilians
then thousands were arrested, all news was censored and injuries and deaths were covered up
now thousands are injured, and dozens are killed, to revenge the deaths dozens of police have been killed or paralyzed, maimed for life.
this is you what get when you sell europe
we will let you know europe belongs to europeans
calm down kiddo or you'll never reach 18
that movie is 100x times better than overrated Hereditary.
why are /pol/tards like this
it's just a horror movie set during the swedish summer solstice (a wholesome festival with deeply pagan roots), which is a great premise for a spooky cult-movie
>PLAYING A RACIST WAS EMOTIONALLY DRAINING FOR ME!
Boo fucking hoo.
i was memed hard into heredditary. no chance in hell i watch this
In terms of the race shit, not at all! You've been on this site long enough to know that it's filled with pearl-clutchers.
The film isn't out yet, and it's superficially similar to the Wicker Man, yes - but from what can be gathered there isn't the same commentary on the relationship between Christianity and pagan religion that there is in the Wicker Man.
sneed
Americans making movies for the South of Europe:
>Ayo Americano; come 'ere, have some spaghetti, uh ROMA, ROMA
>Eyo 'Murican-e, come 'ere muhfren have some gyros, have some ouzo DAAAAAANCEEEE, DAAAAAAANCE in the Parthenon
>Senor Americano have some... salsa and TANGO... unda da MOONLIGHT
>Oui Merci 'Murican; zoudst be interested in a... night in Par-ee?
Americans making movies for the North of Euope:
>everything is miserable
>snow
>more snow
>FUCKING CRAZY ASS CULTISTS AND SHEEEEEEEEIIII-
Serves Snowniggers right. Med Pride Worldwide. We stand with our BASED Ameribros in the sun.
I've been on this site long enough to be done with nu-pol triggerites. Fuck you, fuck them.
Oh fuck off nufag
I am preordering ten tickets just to help this movie from trolls like you!!
Culture warriors. Just how when sjws get outraged if some doesnt reach their arbitrary "diversity" quota.
Oh shit bro you just rattled the ytoid defence force cage. Here come the ytoid incels now.
it's not the jews fault white women are repulsed by you and fuck blacks instead
10 bucks says she's going to be fucked by the BBC we saw in the trailer.
Fuck I wish I hadn't read the plot summary. Hereditary was a trip because I knew nothing about it going in other than "highly rated family drama" so it pulled me in all sorts of directions before it took shape. I find most films benefit from being in the dark this way and make the most honest impressions on you untainted by expectations. Sort of like a "death of the author" philosophy, except the director usually all I base the decision to watch off.
Anybody this AUT?
No.
She has red hair, there is a nigger for some reason in the film. You just put 2 and 2 together and you know she's going to get blacked.
It is the Jews fault that you're here instead of plebbit though. Sort of the same reason blacks are here and not in Africa. So in a strange sense you could say it is entirely the fault of Jews, especially when they control ALL of the media and through that control the goys. You understand how your own programming works, right? You aren't that much of an NPC, r-right?
I kind of feel this way; that's why part of me kind of likes Japanese trailers because they always horribly misconstrue what the film actually is. They made Shoplifters look like a heart-warming family comedy.
No idea how you can be triggered by this. I am Swedish and live in the north. There was a movie with a similar plot called The Ritual that took place in Sweden among a cult and it was cool. Personally I love the idea of horror set in rural Sweden, it's cool.
I'll take creepy over dangerous.
The only sex scene in the script is between white people. Also that nigger is american student and he has crush on one of the girls but they don't have sex.
>t incel
>WHITE PEOPLE ARE SCARY
imagine being this much of a snowflake that you get butthurt over a trailer for a horror film
Shut the FUCK up! Leave my gingers alone, you hear me? Stop fucking shitwashing or shitting them you fucking kikes.
You'll see. The red haired bitch is getting blacked.
>all these redditors crying over /pol/
go back
you mean before all the refugees?
in your wildest wet dreams, /pol/cuck
>projecting this hard
I'm not going to pay to see your cuck film Ari
>how dey dun rape n steal n shit?
>they freaks
There are plenty of more interesting "hardcore" historical Scandinavian holidays that would have been an interesting backdrop, Midsummer isn't one of them. The entire fucking holiday is basically just a dinner and some light partying among your relatives. It's basically a wedding party without an actual celebration.
>Black people can't be creepy
>This is somehow a bad thing
This is some next level mental gymnastics here.
I knew you fags would make this a race thing.
Blame the (((director))) for it, not us for noticing the obvious.
Yet they never leave our countries unless forced.
This looks pretty good. And I dig Florence Pugh.
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