Are we ready, reddit?

Are we ready, reddit?

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looks like kino is back on the menu, boys

>longest battle sequence in film history
Hold on here nigger that makes no sense

I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD KILL THE WALKERS ON EP3!

GOLDEN COMPANY ATTACK STHE NORTH AFTERWARDS FOR CERSEI, JON DIES, DAENERYS GOES MAD, KILLS JAIME, BRONN AND THE LANNISTER ARMY FOR NO REASON, ATTACKS KING'S LANDING, ARYA KILLS CERSEI AND QYBURN, JORAH KILLS DAENERYS, THE LAST DRAGON FLIES AWAY, TYRION RAISES DANY'S SON WITH MISSANDREI, DAVOS, GREY WORM AND SAM!

I ALWAYS KNEW IT!

its gonna suck, longest battle + shitload of characters = boring af with too many povs

The Helms Deep siege wasn't actually that long in total minutes though, it was just very well shot and directed that it felt longer and more intense compared to the Minas Tirith siege.

>in film history
>film
Its TV though

Oh boy. I can't wait to watch a bar full of hipster thots watch an army of cgi snow skeletons clattering across the screening for 3 hours.

Nah. Game Of Thrones always delivers on it's battles, particularly when it comes to the spectacle of them.

>film history

but it's tv

Yeah, as far as TV shows go, lindsay battles are on of the few things GoT still does well

The battles are fucking laughable, most of them have zero strategy behind them, always some deus ex machina thing happens.
Also dragons will fucking ruin everything since it's basically like introducing a fucking nuclear weapon during a medieval battle.

>A TV show created for teenage girls and sub-200 nmol/dl testosterone "men" comparing itself to LoTR

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Like the English BTFOing the Zulus with guns when the latter only had melee weapons.

Today's GoT audience is literally the equivalent of the 2000s LOTR audience

Longest battle in film history is Crows Zero 2's final fight. Takes up about the last third of the film.

Personally, for me it's YASSS QUEEN SLAY

Can't wait for Dany to come rescue the day and show all the puny men how REAL heroes get things done!

>long battle
>against the wights
Wat, didn’t they bowl over hardhome in like 10 minutes?

That's why I said that as a spectacle, the battles are superb. They're definitely strategic dogshit. Fucking hell, Batlle of the bastards was by the dumbest battle ever. Jon goes in with literally no strategy and only wins due to Sansa's last minute predictable save.

Still though, it was pretty cool to see how it all unfolded.

LoTRs audience consisted of everyone from all walks of life, because it was a masterpiece.

GoT is enjoyed exclusively by you and teenage girls. Have your testosterone levels checked and you'll find out I was right about the estimate.

Will Banefort be making its debut?

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>longer than helms deep

Battle of five armies is longer

what about that qt gilly? do her and sam keep on being too cute together?

you think we will ever get a reason why we never see howland reed?

Battle of the Bastards was atrocious.

Try taking some D3 suppliments, might help get your low t up a few points.

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>Battle of the Bastards
>Good

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>using LotR as the benchmark for anything
Disgraceful

LOTR was dogshit tho

Whats the battle of winterfell?

I read all the books, but i stopped watching the show after season 2 , except for battle scenes on youtube.

Like who vs who in the battle

only the small scale fights, the bigger battles are usually disappointing

>I read all the books
It's in book seven

>in film history
13 Assassins was probably longer

>Game Of Thrones always delivers on it's battles

They are all exactly the same and every single one of them has been shit.

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God tier:
>Blackwater
>Hardhome
Great tier:
>Lannisters vs Dorthraki horde
Okay tier:
>Battle of the bastards
>Watchers on the wall
Shit tier:
>Battle beyond the wall

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>Not reading a Dream of Spring

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Is it time to avoid Yea Forums in angst of seeing spoilers?

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Oh boy oh boy action spam. MY FAVORITE

Bro, the spoiler reveals are the best part. Everyone calling out on the dogshit writing when we saw the spoilers last season was the best. Everyone was in disbelief of all the spoilers and calling it fake.

>110916846
Bane?

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I fucking hate GoT and it's fucking Rick and Morty tier fanbase. Get fucked.

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I only watch the show to see how right or wrong the spoilers are

>longest battle sequence in film history

this can't beat the hobbit's 2 hours long war scene, and it turned out to be fucking trash

The battle of bastards was absolutely atrocious and ridiculous.
The fact they pretended it had some strategy to it makes it even more insuferrable

Only Blackwater and Hardhome were good

battle of the bastards was dog shit. fuck off kike

yawn

More like battle of the plastic swords.

Wrong

what do you expect from a show where they want to make you believe that a ten thousand strong cavalry charge right in to a forest is a good way to atack your enemy.