Eva Mendes turns 45 today. What's your favorite movie of hers?

BAD LIEUTENANT

I guess the Goose is gonna lick her pusy today

why did the goose go for 40+ dried out goods, when he has/had this on speed dial

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Out of Time

froggy is retarded

she looks like a rat. so overrated

:(

Based

Because goose is a mommy boy like all of Yea Forums

All about the benjamins

and mendes is a beady eyed savage

The Other Guys

She's 1.68m. That's quite cute.

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((they)) told him he has to make a couple of amerimutts to be an A-lister

this is why

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checked

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Built for BWC

Gotta assume he loves her

Holy Motors

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Cause eva is really hot

He doesn't have a frog fetish

He's an autist, she cuffed him when she had the chance

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAALLL

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Oh my.

The Other Guys. She's so cute in that one, pure wife material.

cute

We own the night

Isn't her husband a cuck in that

This is the second time this film comes up today on Yea Forums, they apparently had the entire rain in the final car chase inserted in post. Is it worth watching?

BLACKED.com

I don't get it

its weird that you would call your husband/boyfriend his last name like other people do when hes a celeb

frog is closeted lesbian

WOW go on

can u go on?

2fast2furious

Froggy can't dilute his genes

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>muh heritage

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But I just said the contrary

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She has a great bush

Merkin

pics

I'm guessing you're not a native english speaker.

>star in the best scifi film in decades
>bareback eva anytime
Is the Goose, dare I say, loose?

Stone ain't going anywhere

All I know about Mendes as a person is that she wanted the Ghost rider girl to be sexy because she was sexy in the comics, and stuck to that despite people bitching about sexualization/objectification.
I figure if that's a good hint on her personality, then she's probably a hell of a catch.

She's the go-to ambiguously ethnic female and why she's in every fucking film.

What did Amy Winehouse had to do with it?

Emma isn't getting pregnant and becoming a housewife any time soon.

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PLAYING RYAN GOSLING'S BEARD

The Goose is NOT gay

she didn't break through until she was about 30, she must have considered the Bangbus at some point

same
yes, but little odessa is better

This

Why would they waste a merkin for a scene you can only see if you fucking pause it.
Training day at the end

>why would they use a cover to cover something

Ass is a black fetish. Lads is euro faggot slang.

Proof its a merkin?

people.com/celebrity/eva-mendes-will-do-and-bare-almost-anything-for-acting/

doesnt she have a cameo in 6 ? giving the rock info about letty being alive? implying shes with the dss ?

Sorry, I don't keep that documentation with me.

>there are dumb normies ITT right now who actually watched Fast and Furious movies after the first one

Yeah, you're full of shit

Cause Eva Mendes is kinda based.

She was casted in Exit Wounds and dubbed over because she sounded "too retarded". Instead of going full sjw she jokes around saying "I was in a Steven Seagal movie and my voice was too dumb"

She's younger than my wife.

Enjoy your divorce.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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dangerously cute, holy shit

Gosling is an incel, he'd never get casted if the world knew

No, he's a pimp. Unironically, that used to be his profession.

Why do I have the feeling that the Goose is behind this thread.

Oh, all i remember from that movie is the Rock and Sam jackson jumping off a roof, and the doctor chasing will ferrell down the street yelling at him to come back and fuck his wife.

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She's a cheap, ambiguosly ethnic, reasonable temperment milf and is one of the few actresses in Hollywood that is willing to show tits and bush

imagine her as your mom lol

we own the night
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>no Latina gf

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The one where I'm sucking her world class nips while she jerks me off and calls me a good boy

gfs/bfs often have inside jokes or pet names for each other. sorry about being a KHV

there was a blind item that said she has herpes and gave it to Andrew Garfield

will emily look as good as eva does at 45?

I don't think so. White women don't want kids. Goose is a family man.

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Unironically, Hitch

emily jean is pure, fuck blind items

I think her nips are her worst feature.

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imagine beign the goose and getting to nut on that face on the regular.

>White women don't want kids.
Correction: white women don't want white hetero children, however, they are happy raising mutts, niglets and trans-abominations though.

Gave up her career to become and mommy to Gosling and their children.

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Her and Sheik are the cutest Hollywood beards.

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This is why froggy and mcadams never stood a chance.

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>He's a mommyfag and married a woman older than him
I still can't believe how much of /ourguy/ Goose is, goddamn. God bless that based motherfucker.

based

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incel

>What's your favorite movie of hers?

Silken Floss is not the most beautiful woman ever, after all.

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>mfw I should have checked the thread before posting

Thanks for posting the webms based user (and whoever did them if it wasn't you)!

That's a pretty firm grip he's got there

Never saw that movie but damm it had a solid lineup of babes

The autist Chad grip

only pic I have of her, sadly I lost the webm from F&F where someone give her a spank

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I WILL FUCK YOU.

>youtube.com/watch?v=TCnOZlJyZew

Will Ferrall was the bull.

Imagine being Goose, being able to have ANY woman you want. I’m talking 10/10 blond knockouts built for pumping out kids.
.....and you picked a goblina.....

the one where the cave troll literally comes out from a manhole and steals her while doing a photoshoot on a graveyard for a high-end clothes company

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If I was in his position, I would pick a latina as well

she can jump on my dick 45 times
haha

Goose is canadian, we call each other by our last names all the time.

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Bullock has a God tier footgame though

>52

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Eva Mendes is hot but Shakira is the best latina of all times

OF ALL TIMES

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no

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