JEREMY JAHNS (NORMIE REVIEWER) SHITS ON CAPTAIN MARVEL

OH NO JEREMEY HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY DOOMED MAR-

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That's not even an opinion it's a fact

>Says something in the movie is "Han Solo getting his blaster in Solo" tier

It's Nick Fury losing his eye to the cat isn't it?

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>When youre worse than Gal "What the hell is that accent "Gadot

Yep this is pretty much confirmed. I've seen it around the internet someplace.

its the avengers being called that from her callsign

Lmao

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>Ay yo.... look at this dood

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omg he's the radical centrist meme "muh ideology"

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Who would win?

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against all my instincts, im going to give this faggot a view.

PLEASE KEEP MIND THIS GUY LOVED SUICIDE SQUAD

I do not need a 40-year-old white dude to tell me what didn’t work for him about Captain Marvel. It wasn’t made for him! I want to know what it meant to women of color, to biracial women, to teen women of color, to teens that are biracial.

To be fair WW is the only other Female superhero movie. People will likely compare the two

He was right about that one too

grace's review she says it's about the Avengers name.

if it were walking then, the joker.

How dumb are you, the cat will scratch it off, they tell the joke on the trailer

SIT DOWN BE HUMBLE

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I’m not the target demographic for Boys in the Hood and thats still a terrific movie.

Someone said her call-sign is Avenger. That would be so corny.

As a woman of color, this movie was MADE for me. It's exactly the same as any other Marvel movie, but with a woman protagonist.

>60% OF ALL MASS SHOOTINGS ARE COMMITTED BY WHITE MALES

his suit should look more dilapidated to match how rough his makeup looks. as-is he looks like he ran of a elementary school play or some kind of face painting booth.

all these white incels hating on a movie where a woman is in the lead.
who would have thought?

You can tell from the trailers that's why she has so little dialogue

maybe, but the real kicker is that almost every schoolshooter ever was raised in a single mom household.
Now that is something the media will never tell you.

Dan from Screenjunkies said it felt like watching the bad parts of Age of Ultron

it's not like GG is a great actress but she fits the character so perfectly. Whoever does the casting in WB deserves another million.

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Dan has always been /ourguy/
What did the fat girl say

Based

>being worse than gal gadot
how does something like that happens?

Gal at least had some charm, not a lot but some
Also she was fucking hot

IT’S OVER.

According to trannies is going to be the best movie of all time. It being ok it's a massive failure.

Gal looks like a rat

>that fresh pair of tube socks straight from the bag
who the fuck made that decision and how do they still have a job?

This her pretty face was worth it's brie just looks like a massive cunt

*good female superhero movie

She is talking about two different things retard

Not defending Larson, but here’s some simple truth:

Wonder Woman is just a better character than Carol Danvers. Full stop. Brie might technically be a better actress, but when you’ve got shit to work with, all you can hope for is an immaculately polished turd. As a character, Danvers would be bad enough were she merely derivative(and she oh so totally is), but her lore is steeped in rape, of both the literal and figurative variety. In order, she’s:

>Mind-raped
>Literally raped
>Power-raped
>Experimentally probed and violated

This is her character. You could write a powerful character out of that, a feminist icon, even, but not for fucking kids you can’t. So in typical Disney fashion, they water all that shit down and sanitize it to the point where all you’re left with is bland power fantasy. Remove those elements and she’s got nothing left to overcome.

In this case it would be Zack Snyder.

Fuck you, gal gadot was kino

Why r u on about

Have you even seen a PICTURE of a transvestive?

She's right you know

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The Joker, baby. That boy’s a runnin fool.

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>she's a boring robot and wins everything

When the fuck will they learn?

Guess he’s just a raging incel

I hated this movie, and I’m a bisexual Nigerian Otherkin.

Based Billy Chadson.

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Gal is such a sweetie. I would be honored to have her kick my ass. And quite aroused.

Perhaps if women weren't so shit at reviewing movies she'd have more people to clap to her garbage opinions about garbage.

Fucking really? Wow, that's bad. I mean Age of Ultron was really garbage, so...

Look up Carol Danver’s comics history. Just from what little bit I know about the movie’s plot, I can already tell that the “rape” aspect has been watered down into brainwashing. They already did that shtick with Winter Soldier.

There were other female super hero movies in the 90s and 2000s, but all of them bombed. Hollywood hasn't figure out how to write a good female superhero yet, which is weird because there's examples of excellent female leads in the sci-fi, action, and fantasy genes to pull from. I think the issue here is the hero's journey is a quintessentially masculine story, served from traditional duties and hardships men were expected to face and overcome in their lives. Granted this already simple genre has been dumbed down to the point it's almost recognisable, but at its core it's still a masculine story, putting a women in the lead just weakens it overall.

The real challenge here would be rewriting the trials in the hero's journey to be more feminine, but keeping the same general structure. Unfortunately this would require a modicum of creativity and nuance that modern film studios simply don't possess.

The rape and her alcoholism were retconned out.

Its gonna outperform deadpool

What's it going up against when it cones out? If it gets a weekend or two to itself I can see that happening.

These people are the absolute worst

not much, its coming early april and avengers is coming late april, in between is hellboy
imdb.com/movies-coming-soon/2019-04/

They just complain about fucking everything. It's like they expect reality to perfectly confirm to their assanine opinions

Well fuck him. The movie is better than Wonder women. Fucking Incels.

cope more

What' asinine? That people should be chosen on their own merrit, or what they want to do, instead of being chosen because or race or color of skin or sex?

>better than Gal Gadot's movie

You sound like a raging anti-semite.

His review was pretty leveled and predictable. He said he didn't hate it but it's not great, some things he liked, said he really liked the skrulls and some other things he didn't like so much. But of course Yea Forums will exaggerate and say he hated it and is shitting on it

He gave his second lowest score.

>see this ugly tranny dood running at you looking like he's constipated
Wat do?

This tbqh. WW isn't even a great character but she's leagues better than Captain Marvel. Brie Larson has shown her acting ability to be much better than Gal Gadot, but with shit material there is almost nothing you can do (also Brie usually does more serious roles, it looks like she was very uninspired in doing CM and just wanted the fast money).

That's no excuse for such a shit show of a movie though, Disney knew it would be bad and banked on marketing to women instead.

hey fuck you man i liked the MCU quicksilver

Maybe he robs a Dollar General at the beginning and puts on the socks in some alleyway? Wouldn't be surprised

What's his lowest

Dogshit is his official lowest score. The second is good if you're drunk. Third is alright but you'll forget it in like a day. fourth is good no alchohol required. Fifth is buy it on blueray. Sixth is awesometacular.

>runs up to her
>yells the word nigger
>she falls down spasming
Can't beat gamers

Based Jerm getting redpilled.

bump

>TFW JEREMY HAS A CUTE WIFE
>Now he's a CHAD
What went right?

leaving the conglomeration of onions he was associated with

mirin memory and how you're using it, user

How the fuck are they so incapable of seeing the end result of spewing rhetoric like that? They think everyone they called an "incel" or a "troll" just spontaneously appeared. She probably thinks her hatred of white men has nothing to do with the backlash.

>dc did it better
the absolute madlad

But they did. You’ll be hard pressed to find people who watched both WW and CM and say WW wasn’t the better film.

BASED JAHNS

He did say Godot is more "charismatic," which is only part of being a good actress. Godot doesn't show much range or have any particularly memorable scenes requiring much acting talent. But she's appealing and easy to root for as a hero.

He merely said he was going to review the movie without addressing any of the surrounding controversy.

OH GOD
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
SHE WAS IN CHARGE HERE

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this guy moves his hands too much

Yes. And that’s my entire point.

Remember Yea Forums screaming that she's shit and not thick enough?

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oh fuck anything but this

>some random guy doesn't like some random superhero movie
>somehow this is funny enough to warrant eight (8) lines of all caps laughter

Can someone explain this to me, because I really don't get it.

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the hulkbuster fight was kino

He kind of said it all when he said Wonder Woman did it better...

He sums up a lot of why the movie looks shit.

There's no character arc. She starts the movie as a stoic warrior. And ends the movie as a stoic warrior.

Jahns seems to think the feminist angle of the movie added nothing. She has no romantic interest, there's no romance at all, it's just her and her black lady friend.

It just sounds boring. It seems like a very character based script yet Captain Marvel doesn't exhibit enough character to pull the movie along.

>"Loxism"
jews aren't white

Why does this guy remind me so much of that AskANinja guy? Anyone remember him?

>make sexist remarks
>woah why are they attacking me? it must be because they're angry that's why

It’s about how Fury gets his last name.

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Yea Forums is wrong 98% of the time

>Brie Larson acting
That fungus spreader can't even manage to make a different face.
At least Gal has functioning face muscles.

>critics love cat
>cat is why Fury when blind

what the fuck is wrong with critics?

Jahns has this scale

>Awesometacular (amazing film)
>Worth buying on bluray (great film)
>Good time no alcohol required (good film)
>Might be good if you were drunk (poor film)
>Not going to remember it in 5 minutes (bad film)
>Dogshit (dogshit film)

His "would be better with alcohol" rating is basically saying the movie has some good ideas but it's weighed down with enough negatives that if you want to have a good time you probably need to be drunk.

It's not a glowing recommendation. He's basically saying Captain Marvel is a b-movie enjoyable only in a certain context and not if you go into it expecting a genuinely good movie.

If you look at all the hype around Captain Marvel and how much it gets shilled he's definitely shitting on it big time.

Mousefags!

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To add to this he dislikes x/x and percentage ratins, and there's meant to be a bit of overlap between his tiers when your looking at if one movie is better than another, but better if you were drunk is far from a good review. It's 4-5/10 range bad

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>wh*te m*le
Uh no, but let's hear what Eskimo trans demi lesbian otherkin with situs inversus have to say.

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Based jeremy

This movie’s going to kick so much ass.

>A movie can have a feminist message but it also has to be interesting
A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!

Based Chadzam

He gave it a 4/10!

1 Dogshit
2 Better if drunk
3 No alcohol required
4 Buy on BluRay
5 Awesome

2/5 or 4/10

He pretty much sums it up at the start and end. He's going to get shit no matter what.

Most of these critics reviewing the movie are too scared to voice their actual opinion just in case they upset the feminists out there. Actually, there's quite a few "positive" reviews out there that aren't actually that positive.

I just feel Disney will never get a rotten score with any of their movies from now on; they have too many bias paid shrills reviewing their movies. It's quite apparent now.

BASED

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Deadpool was r rated

Good goy

>as long as you ignore blacks and jews

Good post.

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Is Jeremy, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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Right, here's a thread full of autists sperging out over other people's opinions about capeshit, and I am supposed to be the brainlet for not getting it? Sure.

What?

>good
kys

I'm so fucking exasperated by people's borderline worship of capeshit

I almost wish the mods would just permaban capeshit posters on sight

He's good in my book

based former chuck
youtube.com/watch?v=YCSPOtYpjS8

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IT'S NOT FOR YOU!

Based white man

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>implying opinions from white males have ever been relevant
you cucks have lost the culture war long ago

I think it’s a bit telling that they took a male superhero, subverted the gender and are trying to make it a feminist icon (and savior of all).

Good lord can he complete a sentence without making a cut. It makes me feel like my brain is lagging and irritates me.

Looking at the rather luke warm reviews that seems to be unanimous

Wonder Woman has already beat Captain Marvel for the top critics at least. It only got 5 negative reviews. CM has 8

>focus groups rated the cat higher than Brie Larson

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his review makes it feel like if you aren't into the snarky female power tripping fantasy then you are going to hate this movie

>starts the movie as a stoic warrior woman
>ends the movie as a stoic warrior woman
this is what I was afraid off.

Most underrated post in this thread

10/10 would discuss film with m8

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>captain marvel is not relatable
>starts the movie stoic and snarky and ends stoic and snarky
>movie doesn't show us all the hype, comes off as a really weak hero
and she was

>Besides making up 13% of the population

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there's some amazing irony that the moment DC goes casual Marvel goes way too serious and they flip sides

Positive or negative, I couldn't watch past the 30 second mark. ADHD zoomer shit.

And not just that, but Brie won a fucking Oscar. How could she be worse than Gal?!

Good note to end the capeshit hype on

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While this wouldn't surprise me, source?

New york post review

>What’s said to be Marvel’s most powerful superhero ever is served Melatonin by Larson. There is precious little texture or detail, ups and downs, or emotions of any kind in her performance. The character, even when kicking ass, is a total bore. The film’s best moments are provided by Jackson and a hilarious cat." --

Even the reviews praising it are saying bries acting is terrible. Seeing alot of 3/2 out of 5

I watched the whole video and I feel like I just got done being yelled at. It was exhausting. Why the fuck do people like shitty youtubers?

Men in movies are allowed to have flaws so they're easier to relate to AND they get a goal, something to overcome. Seeing them grow into a better person is satisfying.

Unfortunately women aren't allowed to be portrayed as flawed beings (Ms Marvel had an alcoholism problem for example) cause everyone gets up in arms and scream about misogyny. Thus they end up with sterilized characters that come of as Mary Sues, making them hard to empathise with and ultimately borings as characters (aside from maybe a couple of "quirks", that must always come of as cute and not annoying).

>Great critics, all men
If they're great critics (lol) then what's the problem?

It’s the Dawn of the Lightningbros.

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This doofy bastard fucking cracks me up.

jesus christ slow you fucking hands down

greatness is completely subjective, that's why we need women and people of colour to review the fil and express their opinions because there's matters more.

Looks like Kino is back on the menu

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>>normie
>l-look g-guys I d-definitely fit in!!

Haven't seen jeremy in years, his voice sounds a lot more tired.

For anyone who's lost track of the bullshit, she's literally saying
>this movie got bad reviews
>it was reviewed by men
>replace those men with women so it can have good reviews

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what's that pic about?

Us

willl someone fucking spoil it already please?

Plus she's based. The gay flash guy tried to get her to say some "smash the patriarchy" shit and she refused, eventually saying she doesn't like sexism just to shut him up.

I don't even know why Marvel pretends Captain Marvel is worthy of getting a movie

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picrelated, prolly a troll account but it's very true to life

kek underrated

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Nick fury loses husband eye to the cat. The name “the avengers” comes from the fact that Carol’s call sign was “Avenger” thereby retconning her to be the first avenger.
Jahns is likely talking about one of these things.
Source: I review for a shitty website and don’t give a fuck about NDA. Wrote one of the few negative reviews online.
Sad because I generally like MCU capeshit

lmao that Captain Marvel follow-up outed him as merely pretending

>*HUFF* *HUFF* DID YOU KNOW THAT ON AVERAGE WOMEN GET PAID 30 PER CENT LESS THAN MEN? *HUFF*

Culture war is endless my dude. Battles may be lost but the war is eternal

>"Only in positions where you negotiate your own salary, and only because women suck at negotiating when they can't use their cooch as a bargaining chip."

They did the same thing with Ghost Busters 2016. The content of the review would suggest a 5/10 but the score would be a 7/10.
>This movie has a lot of problems but some of the jokes were funny.

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Google literally got called out for underpaying men relative to women after they conducted a review of their businesses and now they're fixing the gap

well they were right, she did have a anorexic tier body and didn't improve it at all for her WW role. She's still a cute though

wanting the movie to fail (though it obviously won't) and /pol/ have nothing to do with each other. If by some magic CM did flop I'd be happy because I want Marvel to fuck off (DC too but they're not half as annoying)

that's a weird webm why was it even made?

Did you just assume Jeremy identify as male?! HOW DARE YOU?!

Should have been Han Solo getting his last name tier

STOP BEING WHITE MALES

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>Brie Larson has shown her acting ability to be much better than Gal Gadot,
In what? She was a cardboard cutout arrogant snob in Kong and she's a cardboard cutout arrogant snob in Marvel Sue. When did she show such tremendous acting ability?

Gal Gadot may not have a tremendous range, but at least she's charismatic and a sweetheart and I would rather see her in a movie any day.

> Brie Larson ruining Marvel
> Implying there is something to ruin and Marvel was not shit already

Jajaja

Oof.

>That amount of dislikes

Creepy

What does the race of the men have to do with it? Why would a black man be more likely to positively review a film about a white woman?

God she's so perfect. GOD DAMN SHE IS SO PERFECT. FUCK.

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Brie Larson is good in Room
She never even tries to act when it's a blockbuster however

Gal Gadot is the worst actress that ever lived. This guy's opinion means nothing and I will not listen.

*rubs head*
lemme ask you sumthin Rick

negative

The movie was decent but not amazing
for polniggers, less than amazing = OMG ITS BAD LMAO
This is just par for the course, relax

Gadot is still far more physically convincing as a superhero than Larson

>she's so perfect
she's a jew

brie gives a worse performance, that's just the way it is

kek have you seen it

So are the beastie boys.

why is there a cut every 5 seconds? is he taking advantage of his retarded viewers' short attention spans? if so, that's pretty clever.

wow, the first instance of this shitty meme that made me chuckle.

I don't like the beastie boys

literally a who? talking about a who? marvel superhero.

I'm not surprised. I watched parts of "Glass Castle" and there's this scene where Larson's character yells at her abusive and neglectful parents in front of a room full of people and it's supposed to be this really emotional moment...and she just cannot carry it at all. She just comes across as whiny and bratty even though her parents were awful to her and her siblings.

They should just double down on Carol's not-so-repressed love of murder and battle. The comics haven't done much with it but you can make a good character out of that.

Yeah, that's why nobody's heard of Akira Kurosawa.

If Gadot is “charismatic” than my girl here is the greatest person on earth

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It's difficult to make a good movie about a character with personality inconsistency.

using full stop unironically

She is a little too much on the skinny side to be Wondy, but she does a good job of understanding how to portray the character, which is more important than matching the comic book characters physique

Truth be told Marvel doesn´t have the cinematic rights of any of their more interesting female characters... Kitty Pride? nope, Rogue? nope, X-23? no no, Black Cat?! nop, Spider-Gwen? You wish, Emma Frost? Hope Summers? yeah right, The stepford Cuckoos? too obscure and mutants, Rahne Sinclair? obscurer and Xmen, Susan Storm? Fox.

Comparatively DC could, if it wasn´t run by complete assholes, make a movie about Batgirl following the events of The killing Joke. Nail the drama of Barbara getting back on her feets right and DC would go from infamy to oscar nominee. I mean DC is just making shitty movies for sport because they wanted to copy Marvel and fucked up but if we are talking about female leads DC have more interesting ones like Zatana, Black Canary or Harley (the Arlequin like one, not the slut one). How is DC even losing right now?! seriously...

If average easy to please schlock like Jeremy didn't like it, I can totally see general audience not like it either.

Ever heard of a man named Jesus Christ?

god, I wish I could see that anime girl get blacked.

How bad is Brie Larson that she loses to Gal Gadot lol. I guess that Oscar can't really save her.

oh snap my fuggen sides.... you bastard I was eating!!!!

>tfw Chris Cuckmann review comes out
>He also thinks its garbage
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Gal Gadot isn’t really a good actress neither but WW was a better written character even when the plot writing fell apart in the end. Character script can really saves poor acting.

Is that a Bipedo?

Jeremy "Suicide Squad was awesome" Jahns said he didnt like CM? What a shocker!

Seriously though, hes worse than the horse fucker. At least he picks out good indie films occasionally

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>I guess that Oscar can't really save her.

Offcourse it can´t. The Oscars are a simbol of the opression of the cinematic patriarchy. If the Oscar saved her it would be the equivalent to be saved by a man and she, as a strong woman, need no man. Not even one with a golden heart.

>horse fucker
Who?

that intro LMAO
thats how I feel about SJWS and alt right retards.

Source.

WAIT TILL YOU HERE WHO'S REVIEW BOMBING CAPTAIN MARVEL
>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass. Possibly in the hope of astroturfing some enthusiasm for their doe-eyed anime fantasy fixation by calling her movie's detractors SJWs and communists. And all because Larson had the gall to call for more diversity in film journalism.

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hero's journey for females could theoretically work, but you really need creative god tier writers to suspend disbelief and make the female overcome her obstacles by realistic designs.
>making her overcome adversaries by just beating them up, even several goons at the same time with sheer hand to hand is BS
>making her overcome evil genius villains by her sheer brain power and strategic thinking, is suspending disbelief even in most women audience
>making her overcome by sheer luck, is not a hero's journey

See, the problem is how do you make a female her's journey work and keep the audience invested?
Closest thing I can think of is, she is born to royalty, has an excellent set of intelligent officers who follow her every command, and then has above average charisma

>cree brainwashed the captain marvle
>cree slaughtered skrull
>cree bad bad people
END

WTF

based JJ

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>I'm just caught up in the middle of all this bullshit

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how does he still look so good at 37?

>Hannah Woodhead
What a blockhead

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it looks stupid, like a clown should. its great.

*screams*

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i wouldnt want to rape brie larson either

God this guy is terrible.

Based normie fag.

Not to mention that Larson is literally a oscar-winning actress, but there's some roles that nobody can save.

This "ohnonono" shit really needs to fuck off

BLACKED RAW desu

Instasubbed
Never liked him desu but this is too based

Look at this dude.
OH NO NO NO

it was probably a cartoon cartoon bump

BRUH Look at this kek!!! NOOOOOO
nononono HAHAHAHA

LMAO WTF

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lol no. It's just that Jerome opening up on the homies isn't exactly newsworthy.

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HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

go fuck your gay self

Gonna wait for 5 peso pedro to weigh in since he is the pleb gold standard

Oof.

BRUH
LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOD

Based prinnychad

Kys redditshits

Shazam looks, dare I say it, fun. Probably won't be a GOOD movie but at least it will be entertaining.

Isn't it the very definition of sexist and racist to assume that white males would be incapable of writing an unbiased review? If the roles were reversed and Chris Hemsworth tweeted that it was unfortunate that so many black women gave Thor Ragnarok bad reviews he would never work in Hollywood again.

This is the first video where someone has deliberately asked for likes where I obliged.

The Chad Jeremy Jahns

The Virgin Chris Cuckmann

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delet this I grew up with stuckmann

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The hero journey has always been sexless because it´s structure, a simplyfied formula, that´s the beauty of it. As you said there are excellent female leads in sci fi, action, fantasy, drama and so on to the point some of the most memorable leads from cinema are women. If you let it work without trying to deliverately going against it it works just fine.

If a proven formula that has worked literaly since the age of the myth is discarded in detriment of authorism then the result no longer depends on the tool/ formula but on the solution or workaround that the Director or Writter found. I believe in authorism and i can even agree with people that says that any story worth telling comes suddenly and without method but super hero movies are usually tied to the hero´s journey and only rarely other structures work.

If anything the problem is not the female heroes but the idea that the hero journey should not aply to them. (which is not even a femminist idea since femminism is supposed to be about equality). There is not a single reason why a female character should ignore the formula. You said it is a masculine story, i ask you how so? (i am actually asking)
If the female characters that have always worked just fine are suddenly not working is because those characters specifically have been badly written. It might seem like an oversimplification of the problem but there is no justification for not giving a character, regardless of sex or race, a propper back story with solid motivations and objectives. A badly written character is a badly written character. Period.

People talk about the femenine perspective to stories but i don´t think that generalization is correct. I am sure there is one but that alone won´t be enough. It implyies anyone could come up with a good story or narrative because of their sex. Rather it´s gonna be as it always is, a specific director with a recognizable vision will nail a way that works.

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heroes journey is a patriarchal construct meant to oppress womxns

I like how you had to say "normie reviewer" in the title.

No, she's still a terrible actress who can barely speak English. Brie is just worse.

And they were right.
Is she suddenly not a skeleton?
Is she suddenly a good actress?

Gal can smile and relax.

That's your standard for "kino"?
Why are you capeshitters always fighting to defend mediocrity as long as it's better than the other company's?

>"yo-you are reddit because I said so."
OHNONONO, seething retarded.

That would basically be the story of Queen Elizabeth, one of the very few examples of a strong female from actual history

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Capeshit is not just a movie. the press tours, convention appearances, Gal was more welcoming and smiled all the way, never condescending towards anyone. How can anyone hate that? Are you even human user?

>the press tours, convention appearances
Are you unironically saying that part of the "capeshit experience" is the fucking marketing?
How much of a bunch of consumerist drones can you capeshitters be?

It's completely soulless, it's like when a model says "I wish peace in the world".
It's goddamn marketing, it has no value whatsoever.

>but she fits the character so perfectly
Fuck off, casual. Gal's shit, and so was her take on Diana

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>How can you hate someone being nice on marketing stunts.
Brie is an outlier precisely because the dumbass wasn't nice.
Even if you are a cunt, actors normally try to look good in this shit.

Do you unironically think that's how actors really are?
It's called PR, reputation, it's not that Gal is nice and Brie is a cunt, is that Gal was just putting up an act, who the hell knows how she is really.

Hell, Chris Evans himself, everyone has the feeling that he's a chill good guy, but that guy is actually a drug addicted asshole who has almost never said no to a line of coke and is actually a dipshit to anyone he doesn't know, not to mention that he absolutely hates superhero movies and only sees them as a paycheck, but then again, that's pretty much everyone who works on them, specially the actors.

>How can anyone hate that?
The question is how anyone still thinks any of that is genuine.

>blocks your path

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try convincing this sentiment to normies

ave you never been to a convention?

>have you never been to a convention?
I have, once.
What about it?

Sick fucking creeper pedo detected

>those feet
Underrated

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Lightning powers are based:
Sheev
Count Dooku
Azula
Shazam
Pikachu
Thor
Static Shock

I don't think he really shat on it, he was far too jovial and diplomatic about it.

Gal wasn't incessantly screeching white menz bad! I'm not even a white man and Brie cheese comes off as retarded being one homely cracker basic bitch herself.

Also Gal has given birth to two kids and still has the better body.

>movie reviewers
It makes me genuinely ill that people can make a living off of sprouting their bullshit opinion on the latest movies lads

>White

Nice.
DC is getting his cock sucked because Marvel shat the bed.
I hope shazam does well so Feige gets a stroke.

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that's gonna be a yikes from me

Ewww
Sick fucking pedo

This guy single-handedly convinced me to buy a hipflask so I can get drunk in the cinema

OOF

I think Gadot is awful but she is likeable at least, like that aunt that you like to have around in those shitty xmas parties.
Cheese Larson is cancer.

IT BEGINS

>squats 225
>deadlifts 250
>pushes truck uphill with black person inside of it

These are the levels of fitness that are required to be “marveled”

Hellboi is DOA

>"Then why the fuck are you being paid 5 million dollars for an origin story compared to Hemsworth's 150k and RDJ 500k, you priviledged bitch? Give some of it to charity of some shit."

It's a marvel movie, it's "meh" equals failure, don't play dumb.

>Brie Larson has shown her acting ability
Not really.
>Muh oscars!
Be serious.

Retard alert

As an incel I can say that I love Alita and that has a female lead, checkmate atheist.

I hate brie larson the person, but based on the roles I've seen her in she isn't a shit actress.

if she was shit in this movie, that is more likely on the director. heard they forced her to be like a female Tony Stark in the movie and it came off cringey, but i don't plan on seeing the movie so someone else can fact check that

>HEY BRIE

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if a marvel shill like jeremy jahns thinks a mavel capshit is "meh" then it's 100% shit

What else have you seen her in? I've only seen her in Scott Pilgrim and she was nothing special.

JERRY IS OUR FUCKING GUY

I still maintain that, Gadot looks like a nicer person than Larson tho.

based

It wasn't made for you Nazis

room
spectacular now
short term 12
the gambler
united states of tara

youtube.com/watch?v=Oh_n_yWSTp8

Watch the review again, he is admitting to hating it 2/3 in when he's talking about how Brie sucked, you can hear it in his voice. He won't outright say it because it would jeopardize his career. Honestly they'll probably already send a guy to his house to bash his legs for this

But nazis choose your current president (will happen again) and bombed GB2016 (will happen again with Mahvel)
How does that compute?

nah, he is gonna commit suicide by 2 bullets behind his head

DC is trying to learn while disney is being more stubborn by the minute.

Lmao the ol' Clinton special eh

Will watch
>netflix
eh, sometimes they get good shit, like beast of no nation

>thereby retconning her to be the first avenger.

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>Truth be told Marvel doesn´t have the cinematic rights of any of their more interesting female characters... Kitty Pride? nope, Rogue? nope, X-23? no no, Black Cat?! nop, Spider-Gwen? You wish, Emma Frost? Hope Summers? yeah right, The stepford Cuckoos? too obscure and mutants, Rahne Sinclair? obscurer and Xmen, Susan Storm? Fox.
They will soon. The deal goes through in March.

To be fair, you're making commentary on what Marvel had before hand and picked Captain Marvel. She wasn't their best option, she was a character they could attempt to reinvent and make a movie about.

Ms Marvel becoming Captain Marvel a handful of years ago was the worst thing Marvel did and they specifically did it to build up a new Marvel Wonder Woman from scratch which they could design for the modern age.

AND... they screwed the pooch entirely over and over. Never seeing that they fucked up and kept making it worse. This is the result and as much as I love Marvel as a hardcore Marvel fan from a kid... This is what they deserved across the board for this numerous series of mistakes.

Holy shit they are brutal

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The problem is women always date up. So to have a powerful female superhero requires her to date an even more powerful male superhero. Of course, this creates a feedback loop as they can't have a male superhero be stronger than the titular female superhero, and they can't have a female superhero date someone that isn't as strong or powerful as she is.

So the only course of action is to have her date no one, and give her no sense of attachment to our world.

SJW tend to think that certain races and genres are programmed to think and act in a certain way.
It's scary.

And cheese is even worse, imagine.

As an angry, anime-loving conservative this makes me feel happy.

I would leave this man alone with my wife for a year and not worry about a thing.

Oscars renamed as Carols when?

>The name “the avengers” comes from the fact that Carol’s call sign was “Avenger” thereby retconning her to be the first avenger.

You're joking. You're joking right. This is so stupid it's believable.

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>Angry anime-loving conservatives
yes, and?

She's a gal's gal and a guy's too.

If you read the comics you'll find that the name Avengers was in fact invented by a woman (The Wasp) so it's not as bad as you might think.

No one cares the gender of who came with the name obsessed faggot, the thing is the retconning out of the ass.

Okay that pisses me off even more. My fucking god this is just disrespectful.

bubble mentality, it's so enriching

Even better is why Wasp decided on the name: she thought it sounded cool.