"he's just like me"

"he's just like me"

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who the fuck drinks full sugar coke?

He's just like me.

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Goose is literally me if I was fit, attractive, not balding, talented, friendly and outgoing and had a future.

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Sugar is literally addicting as fuck. Why do you think (((they))) put a fuck load of it in everything?

t. coping obese fatty who has to drink atleast 2 liters of soda per day so he has to resort to some aspartame filled """diet""" gimmick in order to feel better about himself

I don't drink any soda, but if I did I wouldn't drink the sugar kind over the practically calorie free kind.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles some months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 15 Cokes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

people who don't drink soda that regularly

>who the fuck drinks diet coke or coke zero?
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wow did this actually happen??

Who the fuck doesn't? Anything else tastes like garbage. If you're not going to drink the real stuff, just drink water.

Me, yesterday.

Good goy. Sugar is natural, healthy in moderation. The trash they put into your """""diet""""" and """""""zero""""" drinks is unironically 1000x worse for you in the long run. Plus you can literally taste the cancer.

Drink some water fatso.

I drink 3L of water per day and I'm still fucking obese I just want to fucking kill myself

I would rather drink one can of actual coke bullshit than the non sugar but beyond chemical filled """"diet"""" version.

I don't really drink soft drinks at all but if I have to it'll be full sugar
All or nothing

>get fat
>genes die with you
>get cancer but hot as fuck
>genes live on
gee, I wonder why people prefer diet soda...

Only the mentally ill would want fists full of sugar in ONE drink. I havnt had sugar in years but I'm sure drinking three cans would make me fucking vomit.

You don't actually see him drinking them.

I don't drink soda anymore (maybe once a week) but when I did it was half a liter every day on average, and I never tasted diet coke with the exception of a single time on accident at a friend's house

>hen she took one of the bar
>After she scanned each bar

You fucked up.

literally just stop eating garbage and having more than 2~3 meals a day
if 97% of the japanese people can stay under 180lbs, you can do it too
americans are pathetic

Thin people don't drink diet coke.

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when drive was a thing it was the best because the whole board was like

>characters that are literally you irl

but everyone who posts here are fat nerds

Eat smaller portions, exercise more, make sure you're sleeping properly every night. It's literally not complex at all. The only hard part is establishing the routine.

I only eat 2 meals per day and I hardly eat snacks.
I also spend 30 minutes per day walking my cat and still I haven't lost a pound in over 3 months.

Then you're doing something wrong, or not doing something you need to do. Simple as that.

Look at these insecure fags putting massive quotes around diet and zero. YES you idiots there are zero calories. That’s the part that matters for weight gain. Diet cokes contributing to weight gain was literally the primordial soup of fake news.

>walking my cat
BASED

this is the biggest sack of bull shit I've ever seen in here
you literally must clog yourself with highly calloric and unhealthy food yoru entire day and never leave the house
here watch this video, since you're so stupid and can't even recognize what you're doing wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=lr4MmmWQtZM

>falling for the sugar industries disinfo phyop campaign

Good goy, keep eating that sugar. We need you dump and addicted.

He’s right. Diet sodas have nothing to do with weight gain. People just drink them with 19 chicken tenders in 2 pints of ranch and report that the Diet Coke is failing. It would be better for the obesity problem to tell people to instead drink water so they are just more restrictive selective of their intake in general but there is nothing weight-gaining in diet sodas. And the chems ain’t bad either unless you want to drudge up some more fake news.

>he fell for the CICO meme

Just go keto, you are probably insulin insensitive.

people who can, because they work out.

REAL

>Eating while trying to lose weight
>Not doing /fast/ until making it

HUMAN

nice source

He unironically is. The Goose is just more attractive and successful.

doesn't starving yourself just fuck your metabolism up even more? I mean I see all those guys on youtube do it and lose 100 pounds but they always have a doctor on hand somehow

isnt it better to buy a 2l bottle?

Choose life. Choose a career. Choose acting. Choose jeans, shoes and a matching belt. Choose going to the set at 5 AM. Choose an agent and profit participation. Choose going to the store and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.