OFFICIAL CAPTAIN MARVEL REVIEW EMBARGO LIFTING THREAD

>I sure hope Disney makes millions of dollars to stick it to you autistic jokesters!
Fuck off mouse shill

I hate disney but i hate people like you even more.

I hope we are going to raid the user score again

>marvel movies are usually bland as fuck but get 5/5 ratings
>CM is being called a bland marvel movie and gets a 3/5
Can you even imagine?

Personally I want all capeshit to fail so if all sectors of the fanbase are unhappy I'm pleased.

this, already got my 30 accounts ready

BEST EMMA

You don't even know me :(

They're paid reviews. They won't bash this movie.

Marvelshitters literally SEETHING right now

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No shit, they are pushing the feminists shit but it's going to be a super hero movie...that's it. This reviewer should be removed.

>break disney review embargo
>"HE SHOULD GET HIS CRITIC LICENSE TAKEN AWAY"

Welp pack it up boys. You heard it here first.

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I'm sure you do discord tranny.

>where the fuck are the mods?! ban this guy now!
what a fucking simp

HE HAS SPOKEN ILL OF THE MOUSE
SEND HIM TO THE PILLORY

Letterboxd tier review

>marvel movies get 5/5 ratings

but they don't, even black panther has an average of 4.1 on RT and that's been shilled harder than anything.

seething capeshitter

Yea Forums BTFO

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what is a needle drop?

WE ARE THE NEW AMERICANA

daaw

fantano

The score is 3/5, which is over 50%, yet it is a rotten score? RT is fucked.

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some kind of melon

asking an old woman how many blacks she had sex with during the civil rights era and if her answer is under 20 punching her right in the face

>THERE'S SO MANY EASTER EGGS IN IT

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>Never has so much been asked of No Doubt’s “Just a Girl,” squelching its way through a fight scene.

This might actually be so bad it's comedy

>best part of the movie is a fucking cat

>50% of higher is considered good
Is this euroland scoring?

you guys were right. OMG. The movie IS bad

Not to dash anyone's hopes, but this will still end up with 90% certified fresh.

So apparently they call the Avengers the Avengers because it was Carols pilot call sign.
Carol is the key to everything.

muh incels

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>again
What did I miss?

PREDICT THE SCORE UPON REVEAL
>55%

Yea Forums is never wrong

this is confusing to me. she says its not good because its not feminist but a feminist movie definitely would not be good

reminder Brie should not take all the heat. Feige and directors are to blame also

93%

I say still over 90%, most critics are sayings its "okay" and thats good enough for the tomato meter to give it a fresh score.

goose the cat is the key to all of this

>Cap Fungus gets a Twitter emoji
>Alita didn't
What the fuck bros...

>SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS SEETHING INCELS

Why does Yea Forums suddenly care about Rotten Tomatoes? You know this shit is getting good scores anyways despite the conterversy.

Fuck you I like that every review is saying shes miscast. The movie could do amazing as long as people say Brie wasn't good.
Fuck that uppity bitch.

serously. 90% is baked into the cake. group think wont let a disneyverse movie dip lower. at least for now. sentiment may slowly start to change

The problem with RT is that a 6/10 movie is a "FRESH" rating for them, that's how Fembusters got the good ratings there, as same as will happen with Captain Marvel with many people giving just a 6/10, but they counting it as a good review.
They should do something like "yellow tomato" or some other retard shit in between for 5/10 and 6/10 movies, but they won't do it because they are a bunch of moneygrabber faggots.

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OH NO NO NO

RT scores are subjective because the staff can say a review is good or bad for any reason.
I think they might want to save face here because of the bad publicity they've been getting, but not too much. Low 70s%.

that song is very catchy tbqh

>when it's your last day of shilling and you don't give a fuck anymore

Because he's playing it safe

based

This. Even from the first trailer I thought that something was wrong. Brie just simply doesn't cut it.

Imagine being threatened because a bunch of angsty virgins don’t like a movie lol.

a movie about female empowerment could be good, if it had well-developed characters and a meaningful message. she's criticizing it for being a shallow front for feminism, with weak characters, that uses "girl power!" as a marketing tactic rather than actually saying anything interesting

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Remember that TLJ has a 91% on RT.

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TLJ was pleb filter though.

CHINA OH NO NO NO

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What happens when our lord and savior armond gives it a bad review?

>movie has nothing to do with race
>mentions race anyway
Fucking kill these people.

Wait a minute guys, is this really happening? I'm not sure whether to laugh or be dumbstruck. I'm not convinced this will be an overall rotten movie, but it's not getting the universal high praise I expected. This is the MCU and their first big female superhero movie. Fucking Wonder Woman from the DCEU got a 90+ on RT. I felt for sure 90+ was in the bag.

If Captain Marvel does less critically and financially than Wonder Woman, that'd be amazing. Is it too early to hope?

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Are you kidding? They won't let this get under 75%.

These people suffer from a mental illness.

yeah i know i guess it's because it's way more 'this is what normies are using' than metacritic. i know when i was a full blown retarded normalfag pleb i used rt

lul even the sois don't like this movie

Hes a WHITE MALE

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tlj was a good movie and you would have to be a brainlet who doesn't understand star wars to not be able to see beyond its weaknesses

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It's over. CM won't get the chinese crowd they know baizuo when they see one

I can't enjoy Captain Marvel's failure knowing that endgame and far from home will probably get rave reviews for being equally shit.
Capeshit is a hydra with many heads, captain marvel being shit changes nothing.

The fact he says it's bad is good enough for me. I don't care whether he's a onions feminist or not.

A medioce film for a mediocre audience.

>Already retreating to TLJ

Kek

actually It's 60%

RT system is a joke.

Black panther tells us that doesn't matter. Marvel consumers exist all over the world.

i don't know if i'll be able to make it through this movie bros

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Put me on the screencap in your article.

LOL I can't wait, it's coming lads

Are you proud now, Drumpfweenies?

You have destroyed the future of all women who'll never have somebody to look up to just because you hate them and all black people.

true desu

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This is the sad part. There's no killing this beast if a single movie flops. All the other movies before it did so well that it'll need a losing streak longer than DC's for the damage to truly rack up. Unfortunately, Marvel seems way too competent to do shit like that so Marvel isn't going away unless the general public genuinely get tired of capeshit.

>brainlet who doesn't understand star wars
explain this, the whole movie was inverting the themes and characters of the previous movies

We will know pretty soon about the reviews. It is looking like there's a shitstorm brewing, tho.

Rogue kiss imminent!

This movie was not made for him
No one cares what WHITE MALE has to say about it
UHHH the nerve of this guy

This is a cursed image.

Does that mean they'll drop out of the workforce and be decent mothers again?

>Brie Larson punches a hole in Thanos' head
>I'm Just a Girl starts playing

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Hopefully this means we get the Russo cut of Endgame, not the disney cut

>Just a Girl plays in a captain marvel fight scene
cool i was just wanting an example of what "on the nose" means

If it does get bad reviews, how long until a blue checkmarks tweets out the average after taking out all the white males?

Heh nothing personnel kid

Is the beginning of the end for the MCU?

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i'm not sure how well the generic mcu formula would work for a "feminist" movie. say what you will about the shittiness of black panther, that movie definitely did deviate from the cookiecutter mcu capeshit formula.

i think that in order to do a genuinely interesting feminist superhero film, you need to kind of do something more radical like wonder woman, rather than just air force propaganda and quips

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god how do you people watch this shit

Oh no. Oh nonono

I don't, I just browse so I can use this as ammunition against my capeshit obsessed brother.

This guy's career is done for, right? No way he'll get away with it.

She's saying an actually feminist movie would be a female lead superhero movie that's actually just a good movie. The "women are the strongest race in the world and do everything better than everyone else because girl power" isn't actually feminist it's pandering, a specifically anti-feminist concept.

YUUUUUUUP

What's a review embargo? Can a movie production really stop people from reviewing it?

This is comedy gold. They really want to love it, but they just can't because it so shit. Do you realize how shit this movie needs to be to accomplish this

i think i understand what the cringe emojis are about now

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NOOOOOOO THE PEOPLE WHO WERE OFFENDED BY HER RACIST COMMENTS WHO I ASSOCIATE WITH ANGRY VIRGINS FOR SOME REASON WERE RIIIIIIIGHT

For the 9th time, yes

Look at all those white people.

It's not about entertainment to these people. It's about politics. Hollywood needs to wake the fuck up.

Rotten Tomatoes stopped the user ratings because they were downvoting Captain Marvel

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Captain Marvel is literally a Disney creation to Marvel comics for MCU
They tried to do a SJW nonsense and everyone knows the story in Marvel comics
it was a mistake and they are repeating the wrong comics formula in the movies
Everyone warned that the character was bad, but their arrogance is so big that they don't listen, add that to Larson's mouth and a bad movie

Jesus you are functionally illiterate

The reason it isn't about entertainment is because these movies are utter garbage and not even entertaining, so they look for something else to like about them because they were paid to.

Grace is retarded when it comes to movie reviews. I dont trust her

>Stan has a cameo in this one
youtube.com/watch?v=CM6xKmsuxXM

aka people w/ shit taste

The studio forbids reviewers from releasing their reviews until close to release day.
Most of the time it's because a movie is shit and they want people to go into the cinemas without having read reviews first. But it's also occasionally used to give the movie a final advertising pump and increase interest, if the reviews are very good (for example, IW did this).

>emoji pre-preview

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How many laundering syndicates does disney have?

I think Captain Marvel is going to flop. It's bad enough that there's so much hostility directed at Brie Larson and the character but the bad reviews don't help, it worsens it.

I wanted this movie to be so big, I'm just going to say this. I think Feige has issues with women. He had so much time to make a Black Widow movie. He could have introduced Carol in Age of Ultron, for God sake.

This weekend is going to be bad for the MCU and I will be crying over it because it feels like Feige could have given women their Wonder Woman. I hate that I'm getting so emotional about this, you have no idea how important this movie meant for someone who waited TEN years for a woman to get her solo movie. Heck, why couldn't they have given us Black Widow five years ago? I'm done. I'm tired.

Please be understanding that my anger isn't an attack. If I wasn't a fan, I wouldn't be tearing up over this. I was called every name in the book because of my fighting with anti-SJW trolls and now I'll have to admit I was wrong and I can't deal with that.

I'm astonished to how woke this woman is

wew lads

fortressofsolitude.co.za/meet-the-worst-captain-marvel-ever/

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Ok Halsey

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Not gonna argue with you there!

She was basically saying that focusing on making a good movie rather than focusing on superficial shit to play up like that would be better evidence that women are just fine, good characters, and making great shit, than going full throttle into the pander dimension gets you.

Should've been Stefani's hollaback girl to be honest. Then it probably would've at least probably been fun and comedic.

You get to see the film early so you have time to write a review in exchange to promising not to release it before the film is out

Caspere knew this

What a load of shit. I fucking LOVE Wonder Woman, and I hate the shit Brie has been pulling. Doesn't make me a sexist.

Praise Gal!

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>not even china likes it
YIKES

Same

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The critics get an early screening so they can write their reviews. In exchange they agree to not release their reviews until the film company tells them.Sometimes is weeks before the movie comes out, and sometimes it's the day before.

I don’t think there’s a more damning indictment of a movie than “Halsey thinks it’s cool”.

Disney is going full out promoting this

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Why do you love WW?

>Joshua Skeckelstein
>white man
is this Taqqiya?

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Goddamn it Larson, are you seriously going to make me live in a world where Yea Forums was right for once?

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Even funnier that it cocks up at that too desu

Yikes

>my kids are prostitutes trust me

14 MINUTES BOYS

its never "enough" for them

Stupid people who take internet culture too seriously are always like that.

>you don't like [one thing] that must mean you hate [every thing i associate with that one thing because i can only think in extreme binaries]

Jews are white if you're liberal or don't like white people.

Watch the trailer. Is there a single scene in which brie doesn't feel miscast and forced? Is there a single action shot that looks good? Now ask yourself, would they really use the worst scenes to advertise the movie?

>power of pew

Fucking what?

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>He could have introduced Carol in Age of Ultron
He made the right call on not doing that. Joss Whendon was just gonna have her show up out of nowhere.

She did say she wanted to break the internet

I’d rather see the Raimi cut

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As in "pew pew lasers"

>Niggerbusters
>New SW
>SW spinoff
please

Ignoring the last 10 minutes of the film, I enjoyed the story a lot. I loved how likeable Gal was as Wonder Woman. She was just an innocent and naive girl who wanted to help make the world a better place. Chris Pine did a good job, and his chemistry with Gal was great.

Gal is also hot as fuck.

"Raised on Biggie and Nirvana"
An overweight, thug, shot dead, died young nigger and a skinny, drug using, suicidal white man.
Really choose the worst possible candidates for each race.

cnbc.com/2018/07/31/kylie-jenner-makes-1-million-per-paid-instagram-post-hopper-hq-says.html

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Was that meant to be tongue in cheek though? Because it says: “ All French are sexist fucks. Ask any liberal AFTER THEY READ THIS REVIEW and they’ll tell you.”

>”I gave everybody a 50% chance. Except for the Wakandans. That was only 10%.”
Wow, Raimi.

Not one thing you just said is remotely true

>crying over capeshit
You deserve to suffer

this is a fucking shill and it looks like the shill budget doesn't even stretch to first world salaries anymore.

He's not even a blue checkmark.

So it's confirmed that Fury loses his eye because of the cat?

10/10 pasta, really makes me feel like I'm browsing redd*t

this post will be featured on buzzfeed later today

I will trust Grace on this one, she dislikes Brie and thinks she can't act well.

WW wasn't bad. It was pretty much as by-the-book nothing-out-of-line movie there is. Perfectly mediocre which I guess is a feat on itself.

oh no

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Lol no way

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10 minutes for the inevitabke 89% Fresh and Yea Forums meltdown

Shazam muhfugguh

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Fuck. Im trying to go see this movie but its already sold out in every theater within 100 miles from me

I don't think so, canadian and american feminists are mad about french feminists for saying man spreading and fart rape aren't real things and not every single white man is in a secret club where they think about how to fuck over everyone else.

I don't like jews though

>white male
LOL

based pussy hat lady

I can't believe how much I like Chris Pine, now. When I first saw the trailer for Star Trek way back, I thought he was just a pretty boy.

>wouldn't racemix with gal gadot
What a fag

Shit, its over

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT REVIEW??

The Queen Pimp herself, ladies and gentlemen

Da fuk...

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pottery

How fucking bad is it kek? These are the people that defended TLJ ffs. I think I might buy a ticket to another film and watch a matinee screening just out of curiosity, but I don't really want to see this shit before I watch Endgame.

Ok. Now that the capeshit boom is finally over what will be the next fad? Star wars wasn't able to uplift the sci-fi movies, is it the return of Fantasy flicks?

Such dedication to equality.

>Grace thought the new Shazam! trailer was bad
>Calls Ewan McGregor fat

Fuck off roastie

WTFFFFFFFF

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That's not how it works. Reviewers submit their reviews and they choose whether it's fresh or rotten. The can rate 1/5 and give it a fresh score or 10/10 and give it rotten score.

A Fucking white male

Noooooo not the manbabies! Some random dudes living in their moms basement are being vindicated! They're going to post it on Twitter now!

Paid shills are here.

This week is going to be fun .

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(((Rothkopf)))
>not ENOUGH feminism!!!

EVERY.
FUKN.
TIME.

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I can't tell if he's being sarcastic

What or who is a squonk?

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>Yea Forums was right

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I was thinking the same. It's telling that these people are not even willing to defend it

Yea well...that's just like, your opinion fag.

B A S E D

58%

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I don't think its a shill but a clever troll.

Is this the movie that finally breaks people? Where billion dollar companies can't just hide behind feminist/race/lgbt pandering?

>y’all
Every fucking time

HAHAHAAHAHA

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk

85%

they make up insults like kids do

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LAST FUCKING CHANCE Yea Forums. POST YOUR REVEAL PERCENTAGE PREDICTION
>lower than JUSTice league but higher than Susah Skwaa

what the fuck is a panache? is that a fruit?

Endgame will easily make 1.5 billion but yes it looks like next phase will be the beginning of the end.

Be aware that prefering the jewish Gadot over the blonde Larson makes you a nazi bro.
At least according to Disney shills

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This!

A sick Genesis song.

THATS A 20 DOLLAR BILL

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

78%

ahaahahaha

that's just disturbing

It's literally over

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you fucking dumb cunts this article is just saying "this is what a french review said" which you've already read. it might as well be any post on here

you are off the case. hand it over.

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>90s nostalgia
Fuck me

75%

That's insane if he really feels that way. It's like the 2016 election destroyed millions of people's brains.

87%

imagine caring so much about the sex life of others

three minutes let's goooooo

70%

>Just A Girl
This movie sounds like a parody
Holly Shit

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MY RUSSIAN BOTSKIS ARE STANDING BYSKI!

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Always with the translate... the one word i wanted to know is never translated... fucking panache...

Will this pile of shit be worse than Thor 1 and 2?

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74%

72%

brainlet

Yea Forums was already right about Ghostbusters and TLJ though.

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90% at least
Anyone who thinks it won’t is either delusional or doesn’t know how the RT system works.

The real question is, will it be worse than Ironman 2

Ill highball it and say 90%

85%

The fucking squonks can't keep getting away with it

>Is the beginning of the end for the MCU?

It's ends for me here user

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71 critics
55 audience

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>It's time

youtu.be/yf-QQt-4Ipw

Here it comes. Get in here bruhs

70%

Tinyman movie fucking when?

>flags your review

imagine not thinking 70% is average lmaoo

>This weekend is going to be bad for the MCU and I will be crying over it
LMAO imagine being this much of a nonce

42% Check em

I feel for them tbqh. If you know that Disney will send 2 hitmen after you if you give the movie a rotten review, you basically have to pretend that you love it.

"incel" is the far left's basedboy

a loose translation of "panache" would be "swag"

95%
Dubs confirm

So is the first of a thousand cuts that will finally kill the capeshit beast?

>lesbians

96%

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81%, I would say lower, but so many are just paid shills that will prop up the numbers, also all those reviewers who want to spite "incels"

>I will be crying over it because it feels like Feige could have given women their Wonder Woman
Women already have their Wonder Woman, retard.

>one of the better MCU origin movies

Even the onions boys hated

...Coming up on the MCU
Titless Black Cat in another baggy shit costume

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78

>don't like white people.
I think dats racis

If it's his last then I'm gonna be sad

You know when someone says something over and over nonstop like it's their entire personality and the more they say it the less you believe it?

He loves it, he thinks it's one of the better origin movies.

> MCU Cosmic
> unbiased review

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85% critic
62% audience

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incels win again

this won't lead to titty monster characters in latex suits, they'll double down

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>We got ghostbustered ya'll

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She's an ovulating lesbian. They do that when they're horny beyond belief.

>What happens when our lord and savior armond gives it a bad review?

I hope he gives it a good review (he won't). It will require some mental gymnastics, but my boy White has a lithe and supple mind.

>Delete his review NOW!
LMAO

After that Wonder Woman review I don't think she understands anything about movies.

56%

>A monolithic heroine whose feminist fight seems to be her only reason to exist. The result, emotionless, is closer to the idiocy of "A Wrinkle In Time" than an Avenger...

Damn, that's harsh.

>still no score
HURRY UP

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>squonks
>squonks
>squonks

What even are these people?

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>blahdy fucking blah
>this is what happens and then this and then this
this is what passes for a fucking 'review' among nerds

kek so pathetic, seek mental help.

>posting non stuckman and hitb reviews

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Anything lower than 90% is pure sexism. There are too many shill critics for Marvel to be rated poorly.

57%

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I've got my fingerless gloves on Dimitri, powering up my network of bot accounts and VPNs

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FUCK FREE SPEECH

youtube.com/watch?v=xKsMIUtX6c8

OH NO NO NO NO

Anything lower than Alita (60%) is a huge win.

Imagine seeing this for 2 hours, it must be a torture

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What like it's hard to make fake accounts? Twitter is like 50% bots

>Fuck REEEE speech.

>Joshua Rothkopf
>white

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>nobody except Professional Critics are allowed to say what they think about movies

i cannot imagine what it is like to have such a tiny, self-sabotaging brain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is how it happened.
This is how the mouse died.

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Black Widow origin movie would do it.
She-Hulk (for the Deadpool 4th Wall Breaking crowd) or Spider-Woman (more spyshit) too.

>this raywilliamjohnson cunt is something people on Yea Forums watch

panache is actually a french word you bongs and burgers use
like "à propos" or "vis-à-vis" or "ménage à trois"

kek she's a lesbian feminist, her opinion automatically doesn't matter.

This is where the fun begins

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BASED EMMA THOTSLAYING THE LAZY DISHONEST FEMINIST PANDERING. SHE'S NOT LETTING IT FUCKING SLIDE.
AND REMINDER THAT SHE LOVED ALITA AND WANTS A MILLION SEQUELS

>REEE speech
=all feminist, SJW, LGBT, ETC speech.

64% critics
48% audience

I've already surrendered my soul to Gal.

I got Ivan on this, why are going to alt right the score up, hail hitler my pede friends

Jesus, that dukn battlehip prow of a jaw.

this is satire right? no way this was written in earnest

New thread

NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
100 MILLION OPENING IN CHINA
IT'S BIGGER THAN VENOM
BIGGER THAN AQUAMAN
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Fuck women.

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Credit to this guy for being honest kek. He's retarded, but he isn't a much of a shill as Stuckmann or those faggots that RLM mock all the time

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waiting for the only review that matters

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To all the cucks at Vice/buzzfeed/cnn/reddit reading this:
White knighting for terrible vapid feminists will NOT get you laid. Give it a rest my dudes de basedelent

I don't even have to watch the entire video to see his reaction. His face says it all. Why do the thumnails always give it away

When the crowd is so invested in the scene you can hear a needle drop in the theater. I guess the term is pretty archaic since we don't see telephone commercials on TV anymore claiming to have the clearest sounding long distance service.

another incel exposed

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a bot could have wrote the same formulaic shit

Literally, shut it down irl.

404 ass not found
the movie

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What is with all the fucking cuts after every sentence? All these youtubers do it. There must be a reason why they can't just speak normally.

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Nice try FBI.

74%

and I couldnt care less about capeshit

Maybe he won't even review it.

OH NO NO NO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT OF FEMINIST MEDIA. DAMN THESE WHITE MEN!

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>not even Jeremy Jahns likes it

WEW

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>63
>green

huh ? If it's split into three ranges, green for good, yellow for average and red for bad, shouldn't it be yellow since it's under 66 ?

This can't be real...it fucking can't be.

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Gal looks like a fucking stick, idiot
How will Amazons get that stick body?
Her voice was annoying, we needs to press the sub to understand what she says
The acting is laughable and the Wonder Woman clothes get huge in her body because she is so thin
Stop that MEME
This movie is only 2 or 3 years old and has aged badly

99%

just because incels come in all flavours even in the form of a cinema reviewer

>the people who went all in for Cuntbusters, Hillary Clinton, and TLJ can’t even muster a defense for this movie

It’s a disaster, isn’t it?

>What's so sci-fi about it that attracts people so much?
It's dumbed-down "sci-fi" that makes normies feel like they're finally smart enough to understand why that nerd in homeroom liked Blade Runner and 2001 so much.

I think the military term would be,
UNMITIGATED CLUSTERFUCK.

Kevin FAGGOT

-It's easier to film than one take.
-It makes you seem quirky
-It lends the video a certain dynamism

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>scene-stealer
>...genestealer

Hoot fucking shit. I knew it. All of these crazy fucking libshits and soye men are literally part of a subversive cult bent on dismantling earth

Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk

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t. hon

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Yes.
I've already said how Disney is pulling out of the capeshit market to move into a new cashcow.
They'll keep making capeshit during that transition phase, putting less and less effort into the movies until they have shilled their next big thing enough to make more billions.

Once in a while Jahns can be pretty based. At least he doesn't seem to be paid-off or intent on sucking Disney dick like a lot of youtube reviewers. As I recall, he wasn't so hot on The Last Jedi either, when most of the reviewers were in full defense mode.

MCU Cosmic

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>balding gay vegan hipster whose body is literally falling apart masquerading as a loud mouthed tough dude
Is he the champion that reddit needs?

She has a butt double, I believe.

WHO IS SHE TALKING TO

Should´ve opted for the jaw double instead.

I think if Marvel had not been bought by Disney
we would have Ms Marvel in a leotard and Black Cat with that body of work

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>86%
Yea Forums on suicide watch