What will the first man on Mars say?

“This is...Sneed’s...feed and seed...........formerly...Chuck’s...”

NO BORDERS
NO WALL
NO USA AT ALL

assuming jaden smith is the first human on mars, then yes

jesus what movie is this a line from? first man?

>Ahem...

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Kek'd at the pauses

"T-There's too many of th-"

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>*Static* churrrrr. This is churrrrr one small step for man. Churrrrr one giant leap for- churrrrr what the? What the fuck is that! End of transmission

Meme line Musk told her to say.

it will be a diversity hire astronaut and they will say pic related

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Man this progress and exploration thing is way too hard. We should go back to feeding infinity niggers.

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Probably something Asian

"That's one small step for woman, one giant leap for feminism."

Because it's going to be a woman who steps on Mars first

>first man on Mars say
Who cares? The first person will be a women and she'll say something cringy.

"Finally, I have escaped all the fags, niggers, spics, kikes and mudshits."

The future is female
or
Fuck straight white males

>A rat done bit my sister Nell, but Whitey's on Mars!

Fuck. I just realized that if there's a mixed crew they'll hand the first step to a woman and frame it as some sort of empowerment thing. It'd be pretty embarassing.

Keep dreaming. How the fuck are they going to get to Mars without white males?

>first woman on mars
>slips and falls off ladder
>punctures space suit on rock
>men have to rush out to save her
I AM WOMYN HEAR ME ROAR!

Well

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He will just dab

Um, Elon Musk is African, sweaty.

>Greetings, Women of Mars. I know you left Earth to start a perfect society without men. I am here to ask for your help because we men have destroyed Earth and need your help.

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I'm the space nigger now!

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I never thought about that but now I dread it'll be something extremely millennial.

"One more step."

>that's a big step

yeeeeeet

>china will grow larger

Honestly: "FUCK NIG*ERS!" would be beyond kino and would alter society completely.

"fuck trump and fuck white people"

>if there's a mixed crew
>if

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IT WASNT ME!

“ok this is lit” then he dabs and does the floss

>"I am no man" *removes helmet to show brave and proud woman face* *choking sounds*

FUCK TRUMP

Imagine being so much of an incel you pre-emptively rage at the possibility someone from the opposite gender could be the first person to walk on Mars in God knows how many years from now.

I hear the Ahdan (call to prayer) and it is beautiful, allahu akbar.

>"At last, I've become...the First Man"

Probably something involving the words 中国...

>"Praise be to the Omnissiah!"

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first woman of colour, shitlord *

>I hereby claim this planet in the name of me! It's mine, bitches! Go find your own fucking planet.

POGCHAMP

Ummm, there will be no man on Mars, sweetheart.

fuck niggers

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"This isn't Venus"

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Ching chang chung

>Even from up here you can see big black cocks that are waiting for me back home.

>First!! XDD

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I le understood that refference

>I must have taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque

for you

"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"

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Nope. She would know her government (The Chinese government) would murder her for that.

formerly Earth

'That's one small step for a worker, one giant leap for communism.' Because it's the Chinese that will be the first on the Moon.

first man any good? worth watching?

Fuck, you're right. I seriously hope the chinks are the first ones to make it to mars. Because them having that success would be preferable to the first person on mars being a strong independent black womyn among a team hand-picked for diversity so they can shit out some bullshit propaganda.

It's a good movie, give it a shot.

also wasnt there another scifi with gosling recently about fighting some morphing alien or something? what the fuck

Delusional /pol/estant detected

I know you're trying to get into the space program with comments like that, but you don't have to do it right here. NASA or Elon Musk don't come here.

Ive already been in space three times lol. Astronauts are humans as well and xan visit such sites in their spare time. They also have opinions. Shocking right?

This. There’s not a chance in hell that it will be s white male, despite white men being responsible for all the actual work.

Cowabunga

"Fucking dust all over this bitch"

Learn to EM wave. We may be able to protect our vessels by creating EM "noise" around the vessel.

*ahem*
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Chinese aren’t going to mars until someone else invents the technology for them to steal.

I think for a crewed mars mision you're probably looking at 20 starting candidates tops, so it might be the case that the handful selected aren't female. I don't think there are many female test pilots.

Bruh

it's the little jokes here and there like this that keep me coming back here

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>Despite being only 13% percent of the population...

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Post YFW NASA keeps crashing and failing in space because feminazis don't let anyone except for whamyn of color carry out the mission out of fear of a man being the first to land the first step until the gooks steal all the tech they need to send out their own guys and beat everyone to it.

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The only hope is that Elon musk makes himself first man on the moon. Even though he is African American.