Captain Marvel first RT review in

Simply got published before the check arrived.That's all.

Ladderbros about to go fucking nuclear

Get ready for increased shilling of marvel and random anti-DC threads going through the roof

based Disney. Feminism on the outside, nothing on the inside.

3/5 is still a 60%. Why do critics insist on a 1-5 scale when THEY NEVER GIVE 1s OR 5s?

>flops with critics because it's not feminist enough
>flops with casual viewers because they couldn't shut up how feminist it would be
Kek

Scores only exist to appease dolts like you. The rest of us actually read the reviews.

>Joshua Rothkopf

/pol/ couldn't come up with a more jewish name

Oh no even the Jews hate it

That's just baseline when talking about Mouse Films I thought maybe some additional feeling was in order.

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Sounds too good to be true, imagine if they fucked themselves and please no one?

You spun that load of bullshit so fast that you nearly twisted my head off.

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>Mousefags already running DAMAGE CONTROL

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What a weird position for a movie to be in

>not feminist enough for one side
>too feminist for the other side

It's almost as if movies involving themselves in culture wars is a bad idea.

>reading reviews about capeshit
Yeah, I'm sure you have an IQ of 200

>people wanting feminism hate it
Then who the fuck does this appeal tp

A fucking white male

The fabled centrists.

>if I spout enough buzzwords I'll look like an insecure faggot

>(((Rothkopf)))
>"Its not feminist enough"

Every single time.

If you read the guy's whole review, it basically repeats what others who have watched it have been saying. This will be the general opinion among critics.

based centrists dont like muh culture war and feminist pandering.

Based on the marketing, not being feminist enough is valid criticism. It tricked people into believing it was something it was not so that should be taken into account.

Someone on the press tour should ask Brie about this review and see if she repeats the "it wasn't made for 40 year old white dudes" line. Shit would be hilarious.

Jews aren't white

>Rothkopf

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That would be the best outcome. Disney will never be able to please the SJWs.

Is perfect for a intelectual centrist like me!

Who said I read reviews about capeshit? I don't read reviews for shit I have no plans of ever seeing. You know, they make movies that aren't capeshit. Maybe you should try watching some.

What got deleted?

>0% top critics

Based chief critic of Time out.

uhh wtf i love jews now?

>thread about capeshit
>post you're replying to is about reviews for capeshit
>"hurr, who ever said I watch capeshit"
Neck yourself

Armond White review when?

>aaaa save me mods! i'm getting triggered!
just kek at the asshurt incels reporting this

You can't negatively review a mouse film. I still expect the majority of critics to be around 93% at least. Most of them are owned by Disney, maybe this guy escaped the amusement park somehow.

Now watch RT site reverting that to a fresh because is on the thin line of 3/5

I'm a chronic centrist and I haven't been to theaters since 2017.

some salty disney cuck

crying wojak wearing DC cap and post
>b-but /tvpol/ told me it would be full of le evil feminism now I look like a knee-jerk faggot incel REEEEE

looks like he didnt get the memo

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Better luck next time sweetie

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is there such a thing as a "german" last name or is every "german" last name assumed to just be jewish?

>You can't negatively review a mouse film.
rottentomatoes.com/m/alice_in_wonderland_through_the_looking_glass
rottentomatoes.com/m/a_wrinkle_in_time_2018

Did Disney forget to pay their reviewers for once???

It's over Goldstein! Even your own people have betrayed you!

Oh I know that poster. He always posts crying wojak in a Trump hat with a crappy monologue like this
>b-b-buh stuttering greentext m-makes you le look bad and drumpf good REEEE
Look at this level of obsession. Over 400 reposts.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1470352686489/

>A Wrinkle in Time is visually gorgeous, big-hearted, and occasionally quite moving;
>42% liked it
they fucking tried

archive.is/j78Md
Archived UUUU

Neither myself nor the crybaby I corrected by replying to him were talking about capeshit regardless of this thread's subject. I don't blame you for not getting that considering you're an idiot. Bye!

trumpf

100% ROTTEN LMAO

Aquaman's first review was rotten too.

the mouse gonna have this guy whacked

Seriously though, the crazed fanboys who care about (near) perfect RT scores for their favorite franchises will spam the shit out of his internet presence.

That's right, GTFO my thread.

It's whatever German names Jews didn't typically choose. You'd have to be familiar with both to discriminate between them, and even then there's no guarantee.

Yes and?
The mouse brigaded it down to 64% as punishment for not tanking at the Christmas box office

Does everyone else get a thrill knowing that no matter how pretentious and up her own ass Brie Larson is because she makes some garbage neo-liberal platitudes, that you could knowingly beat the shit out of her? Like I'm not a violent guy but theoretically I could actually destroy her physically and make her question her entire shallow worldview. She would look at me with tears, wondering who will come to save her. There will be no one, she will be dependent on me and she will get wet knowing that I'm her physical and spiritual superior.

This is all a self defense situation.

Kek, rothkopf in dutch is basically rotkop, which roughly translates to ugly face but is basically used like fuckface

> “What does it mean that Ben Mendelsohn, always compelling as a villain—here he’s one of the bald, pointy-eared Skrull—ends up delivering the most likable character, supplying action heroics, snide remarks and even parental devotion? Shouldn’t that have been Larson? Yes, the plot hinges on one of those gleaming power cubes; you already knew that. But Captain Marvel was supposed to be, well, marvelous, a chance to present a woman coming into her own destiny just as Tony Stark did in the first Iron Man. In-jokes about the Avengers aren’t firepower enough.”

Based Mendelsohn dabbing on the lead

It did tank. It received major deductions.

>What does it mean that Ben Mendelsohn, always compelling as a villain—here he’s one of the bald, pointy-eared Skrull—ends up delivering the most likable character, supplying action heroics, snide remarks and even parental devotion? Shouldn’t that have been Larson?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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Poor guy, he's done.

His career is over

I couldn't, I'm pretty weak.

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It means that Ben is charismatic as fuck and an actual actor while Brie is a literal cardboard cut-out. See also: Alan Rickman vs Kevin Costner in Robin Hood.

just picture him with a yamaka on his head and it all makes sense

the white male was expecting some backlash on him. He's probably a masochist in bed

lmao

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kek

fabulous

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This same guy rated Infinity War exactly the same.

kek

Most of these mixed to negative reviews have basically said Brie can't carry her own movie and she is a miscast.

That doesn't bode well for the future of the MCU.

many in america's german community americanized their last names to cope with the anti-german sentiment during both world wars

avoir-alire.com/captain-marvel-la-critique-du-film

This frog hated the movie too.

>Brie Larson, an actress from the very good independent cinema ( States of Grace ), who has already been in the blockbuster with Kong: Skull Island , unfortunately does not have such an open vision of his character. Inward-looking, her role as an amnesic heroine is in a systematic mistrust and distrust, in a world of men, where she will quickly make it clear to these gentlemen that she does not need a guide. Her replicas are all brittle jokes, always oriented in the same direction, with a cold content and an android monolithism that would put Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Machine for a paragon of life. Wearing an outfit that must impose on memories, Brie Larson can not print the slightest pose of icon, not even trying to seduce, since the game of seduction is sexist and therefore off topic in the movie.

If Brie had showed any "parental devotion" they would have attacked it for conforming to gender stereotypes.

actually i want to hear about what women of color thought about the movie before i make a judgement.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>It's whatever German names Jews didn't typically choose
This. Names like Wagner seem to be pretty rare amongst Jews for whatever reason

She is here to carry the MCU for the next 10 years! She is their Robert Downey

WILL THE REAL CAPTAIN MARVEL PLEASE STAND UP

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Then he's not wrong, Infinity War was terrible.

Don't forget biracial women and teens that are biracial.

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

>That doesn't bode well for the future of the MCU.
How so? They only bet the next decade on her.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>it's gone

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>Ghostbustered

Love it

now that's a site that would be right up Yea Forums's alley

LMAO fucking hell the mouse doesn’t play around

So is this going to be a situation where the movie is too feminist for people who didn’t want a feminist super hero movie, but not feminist enough for people who did want one?

The mouse is all over this shit geez

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>whatever German names Jews didn't typically choose
they use whatever names of the host country they're infesting, Germany was the last stop before the US, hence a lot of German names, they have been like locusts for 2000 years moving country to country

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OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN LADS!

Oh fuck it really is that bad

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It's still there, you might just need to refresh.

oh no no feminists admitting defea

Joshua here, I'm sorry I was forced to rewrite this review or lose my job. I have a family and I can't risk my job over a Marvel film.

>locusts

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They got him.

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OH NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, DISNEY'S IN CHARGE HERE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAAHA

It's missing on the mobile site, forcing to use desktop shows it

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Holy shit. That's a slap on the face.

we french are basé

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>3/5
>Rotten
Huh

Imagine if the movie is actuallly good (or meh tier like BP) but it will bomb due to wrong SJW marketing who end up alienating core fanbase but not delivering what promised (a SJW movie). What a time to be alive.

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Rotten is the gist of the review, you can score a movie above 50% and still tell the audience you wouldn’t recommend it.

Sorry, but I'm only taking reviews from women and POC into consideration like based Brie told me to

>they use whatever names of the host country they're infesting
That shit really rustles my jimmies. At least sandniggers keep their surnames.

based Armond will be firm but fair

Don't they throw out 0* reviews but keep 5* reviews?

So, an unlikeable cunt of an actress plays an unlikeable cunt of a character. Why do people claim she's miscast?

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This was supposed to be fucking it bros.

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Why are you nerds so interested in the reviews of a movie you claim to hate? Why is it's perceived failure so important to you? Are you truly emotionally affected by a children's film because the actor is outspoken?

BTFO
>Superheroes save the world on a regular basis, but their movies aren’t nearly as courageous: For every ingenious Black Panther that departs from the billion-dollar formula, you get ten timid time-wasters. Captain Marvel, the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s first female-led installment, means a lot symbolically—especially to young girls who resonate with Gal Gadot’s confident portrayal of Wonder Woman. But you can’t help but wish the watershed moment arrived with a more richly imagined central character. Even within the MCU itself, you can locate fiercer, more complex women (Elizabeth Olsen’s tortured Scarlet Witch comes to mind), and while Room and Short Term 12 star Brie Larson is certainly capable of expressing wire-taut uncertainty, she’s a bit stranded in the rubber suit, playing a role that gives her scant opportunity to be human. It seems beneath her.

Marvel was counting on the GotG and CM to lead the movies post-Endgame from what I've read. If she sucks, they might end up begging RDJ and the rest to stay.

Bwawawaw

soon

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well no wonder why disney bought out theatres for an entire weekend

Shut the Fuck up Nigger

Wait what? She threw ball into her own team ring and after it they all get mental breakdown so stopped playing during midgame?

I'm guessing because Wagner is well known and wasn't very fond of Jews. They usually didn't take names that might've been registered as a noble family name, probably because it was illegal/looked down upon. These are the patterns:
- terms relating to jewellery/goldsmithing
(the -steins, golds and silvers)
- words sounding like German settlement names (your -walds and -bergs; these were oftentimes made-up name, for the above reason of not wanting/being allowed to to infringe on noble family names a holding might be named after)
- transliteration of other diaspora names (Polish, Hungarian)
- just some stock name to hide Jewish roots (these are usually later, often used to get around ethnic laws from the 19th century on; in Hungary many families named "Magyar" are Jewish)
These cover 90% of all anglosphere jewish last name easily.

"It's not feminist enough"
>t. 40 something (((white))) male critic

Why are you so interested?

We are bored, and it's funny.

I'm sure these are all coincidences. Jews have just been hated for no reason and it cant have anything to do with their own actions!

he's pretty based

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Sounds like shitty writing but its a children's comic book movie so its as expected

>ingenious Black Panther
Wew

>it was good but why could every line be about her being a feminist? why couldn't she be strong but also mention that every second?

>Captain Marvel has so much charisma that Nick Fury tells her to wait at the other side of the Universe until further notice

It's reasonable criticism based on how the movie was marketed.

It's the best, or only way to say the film is shit without obliterating his career.

>Feige = fig
I forgot plant names. This would include your -kranz's (wreath). I'm not sure whether the connection here is occupational or not.

We can only hope, user

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>(((Rothkopf)))

Can she carry the MCU for 10 years?

Based retard.

Okay, that's pretty based

MCU is over.

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HAM.

The Jew is a tough but fair master.

>one of three name meanings
>IT MUST BE IT
you either show his own jewish bloodline or fuck off

mods=gods

I want a Damage Control Inc show.

>A monolithic heroine whose feminist struggle seems to be the only reason to exist. The result, without emotion, is closer to the nonsense of "A Wrinkle in time" than a traditional Avenger movie
>Her role as an amnesic heroine is in a systematic mistrust and distrust, in a world of men, where she will quickly make it clear to these gentlemen that she does not need a guide. Her lines are all brittle jokes, always oriented in the same direction, with a cold content and an android monolithism that would put Scarlett Johansson in Ghost in the Machine for a paragon of life. Wearing an outfit that is supposed to stay imprinted in memories, Brie Larson can not print the slightest pose of icon, not even trying to seduce, since the game of seduction is sexist and therefore off topic in the movie. When she starts to fly for the first time, instead of savoring the moment, we remember the great aerial flights, always magical, although today totally out of date on a technical level, the first Superman that Christopher Reeve made a legend. Brie Larson and her powers, on the contrary, leave us totally cold.
> Also Captain Marvel finds herself poorly bundled with an agenda: everything is written to signify the need for emancipation of women in a patriarchal world, see phallocrats.
>Finally, the most disturbing in Captain Marvel is its inability to transcribe an adult reality to evoke exciting themes (forgetfulness of his roots, the abandonment of the orphan in a hostile world, where the man is the predator); the last part of the film, reminds us of to the worst shortcomings of A Wrinkle in time , namely the patent ugliness of tasteless characters: the role of Maria Rambeau, the aunt, is poorly played , appearances of Annette Bening worthy of Michelle Pfeiffer in Ant-Man 2 . Until now Marvel movies were at worst bland and innocuous, here the end turns into a sitcom

yes very important. we also need to hear more trans voices and to hear what disabled people think about the movie.

>behind the scene
>check
Are they talking cryptic?

Why is that white male allowed to review the film?

Yes, the Mouse's main audience is still normalfags who are indoctrinated into SJW garbage but aren't really conscious to it, so they were never really gonna make a movie about queer feminist theory, cause it would wake normalfags up/bore them to death. Reading about and being constantly shilled feminism in (((college))) was the beginning stage of my absolute rejection of Marxism and similar ideologies. If you're a well-adjusted person, the closer you get to that insane asylum the farther away you want to be. Disney is aware of this, which is why their propaganda is a bit subtle, but they're getting way more brazen with shit like The Last Jedi.

I'm a centrist extremist and Cap Mar is shit desu.

remember when idris elba first appears in The Office US and the women are all drooling and he's the big alpha boss with no quirk, just all around alpha?
guess who directed that haha

She doesn't have near the personality of RDJ or the rest. Think of how many times Iron Man or Thor became the butt of a joke. Can you ever imagine that happening to Captain Marvel? She has got a giant stick up her ass.

>bilion dollar companies with pr thinktanks hired for millions of dollars see a potential market in these people
What is it Yea Forums, are they retarded are they just religiously devoted to the fuck whitey agenda?

He is so full of shit.
One Thanksgiving a couple of female relatives who were teachers were talking about bullying. They said how awful the girls are. I sarcastically said that I was told that boys were violent and mean while girls were kind and peaceful. They pretty much laughed. They said that maybe girls are worse because they cruely whold grudges while boys tend to vent and move on.

I'm not interested in the film at all but there are too many threads on this so I get curious to see what you meme-shrieking freaks are crying about this month

Correct. One mistake and all women in the field went full retard.

>the last part of the film, reminds us of to the worst shortcomings of A Wrinkle in time , namely the patent ugliness of tasteless characters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

could be a giant conspiracy

or it could be simply the effects of a company becoming so large you cannot really control every single part of it perfectly

Handsome

>cunty actress keeps shittalking white men
>white men start writing reviews
>reviewers keep shittalking her performance

You haven't thought this through, have you Brie?

Goldstein is literally the most Jewish name of all time though.

Abort Cap Marvel, abort! It's time for Buckycap to lead!

>when the movie with a lead who is controversial for shitting on white men gets shat on by white men for not shitting on white men enough

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The 'fuck whitey' agenda is strong. Intersectionalism is a cult.

Is saying an actor is 'miscast' actually one of the most brutal things they could say in a review. They are basically saying nothing about her performance worked for them and anyone else would have been better

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Peter_Deutsch

it will be remade

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And midgets too

ayyy

Female critics will write good reviews and it will be characterized as the patriarchy trying to put CM down.
Maybe they have thought of it more than you think.

even if critics gonna shit at it, popcorn's crowd's inertia alone gonna give disney $1bil boxoffice, you have to deal with it. It's a big highspeed train, you can't stop it immediately no matter how you try it. Even if you manage to slow it down a bit, they will switch direction and make it out fine. MCU can't be stopped at any point in a decade, it can make 5 funny sitcoms in a row and then film a social justice: the movie and have all the profits, then they repeat and repeat without an end.
Let me explain your future timeline, dear user: $1bil+ boxoffice -> Oscars 2020 -> Female President 2020.
Now repeat these magic words after me:
>The future is FEMALE
>The force is FEMALE
>MADAME PRESIDENT
>I WANT CAPTAIN MARVEL TO STEP ON ME
>I TOLERATE TOE FUNGUS
>I WANT TO INFECT AS MUCH PEOPLE WITH FUNGUS AS I CAN
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS
>PRAISE THE FUNGUS

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>gets penalty shot
>fucks it up, ball is back in play
>girl goes full retard and tries to score her own hoop
>move is so retarded it makes everyone else retarded
>white is now attempting to throw in to their own hoop
>rep and coaches all have to stop everyone mid game because they all went full retard and would continue to aim for their own hoops otherwise

>Already saying the movie is a flop when it's just one review
People here like blow their load on their mouths too early

if they were so sure about they they wouldn't have bought out an entire weekend at every single theatre.

so if it's not good enough for SJWs and is an objectively shit movie, then who will watch it?
>inb4 nobody
The opening weekend will be the closing one too

You realize people can see your posting on the first page right? The 5 latest replies? And if someone who just so happens to be browsing sees some retarded supposition like bitching about scores, they can freely comment however they choose regardless of the topic of the thread and only in response to that retarded post.

Nigger.

OH I'M LAFFIN

Oh shit, does that mean Armond is gonna like it?

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Dayum!

>too big to fail
Tell that to Star Wars.

>"There's not enough feminism. The incels promised me feminism!!!"

Dude, that's a FRESH rating if I've ever seen one. Social Justice Warriors hating this film is a great sign!

FULL SPEED AHEAD BABY!!!!

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>You realize people can see your posting on the first page right? The 5 latest replies?

Don't be stupid, no one ever reads the boards like that anymore. You're some capeshit fan pretending to hate capeshit.

> We got Ghostbustered.
> "It was good"

Que?

>For every ingenious Black Panther that departs from the billion-dollar formula

oh look it's the "Black Panther was original and broke the formula" meme

I'm not that guy, i like shitposting about capeshit but don't watch, but i do it all the time in other threads, i was here to shitpost capeshit from the get go.

You're one of those people who would say i just really wanna suck dick after beating a homo to death aren't you?

>Score two points against yourself
>Cause opponents to score three points against themselves
Solid strategy

Reading the review helps, it has a 3/5 rating AND a clear rotten smell to it. So far the green icon is ok.

>it's #2 movie by the number of presale tickets
>#1 was black panther
Theaters are no dummies, my friend. They adjusting their schedule to fit the expectations. It's no secret Marvel's movies are cashcows.

All three girls missed the shot.

>>MADAME PRESIDENT
yeah about that...
OHNONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONNOONONONONONO
*INHALES*

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Captain Marvel has so much charisma people prefer the cat over her.

every member of the press covering the film and every reviewer should be a midget with down syndrome.

She never says nor implies that it was good in that series of tweets.

rottentomatoes.com/m/captain_marvel/reviews/?type=user

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How could it not be feminist enough? Captain Marvel is a 30 year old childless career woman living out a savior fantasy beating up men, while at the same time berating her loyal subjects with condescending snark. You couldn't add more feminism if you tried.

there are actually a lot of married female candidates from dems

Literally my fucking point retard.

So defensive user

FUCKING WHITE MALE SHUTUP ITS NOT FOR YOU

Schmitz/Schmidt (Smith)
Müller (Miller)
Koch (Cook)

>the Jews are ruining muh feminist movie event of the year!!!! They gave it a bad review! How can this happen!?
Seething Disney shill

Learn to read, nigger.

Weird. The review is still there but it's not counted in the tomato score. Anyone knows what's up? Is RT really covering up for CM or do they not start the tomatometer until a certain amount of reviews are posted?

Learn to recognize confrontation

Yeah they're doing damage control obviously

i'm sure it's just a tiny glitch

>white male
>Rothkopf

>coulson
why do normalcucks love this literal who

nothing to see here, move along

OY VEY

because of this horrible asspull TV show on ABC "Agents of S.H.I.E.E.T"

>"And I hated the locker room, because that's where I got beaten up."
Sounds about right. Bummer it didn't set him right.

I WANT THIS MOVIE TO BOMB SO I CAN BITCHSLAP FEMINISTS AND OTHER GOLEM WOMENS
WISH I COULD TORCH THEM WOOOAAA CRISPY FRIED FEMALES

T-minus 1 day till she gets cannibalized by her own kind for undermining the glorious regime

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This is the best outcome

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>CRISPY FRIED FEMALES

tfw ywn have a crispy fried gf

She's not wrong at all, that's maybe the sanest series of tweets i've seen about this movie.
If they wanted to show that "girls can be heroes", they should have just made a good superhero movie, instead of yet another 2 hours of quipshit but with "GUYS, LOOK, THE MAIN HERO IS A GIRL, AREN'T WE THE BIGGEST FEMINISTS AROUND".

Nah, some early reviews from feminists came out and they also were less than glowing.

This is why I say these threads are the only good thing on this board right now

you're underestimating the power of chink and burger moviegoers. Prepare to get flushed.

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

I want to think niggers aren't intelligent but then I read his reviews

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What does any of that have to do with the fact that that female reviewer is going to get shredded by her fellow harpies for being honest, you fucking bot? Can you read or not?

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what makes something powerful?

> What does it mean that Ben Mendelsohn, always compelling as a villain—here he’s one of the bald, pointy-eared Skrull—ends up delivering the most likable character, supplying action heroics, snide remarks and even parental devotion? Shouldn’t that have been Larson?
God damn thats fucking spicy.

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what happens next?

overthrowing the patriarchy.

maybe it´s some kind of breed of new "wokeness"
where you even attack the things that are clearly meant to be sjw, for not being sjw enough

>3/5 is bad.

Certainly not MCU heroes.
The power levels are low as fuck.

>Alienating your own fanbase to score feminist brownie points from people who don't even consume your product
What the hell is even the point of this?

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>even parental devotion
Anything involving having a relationship with the opposite sex or having to do with being a parent is sexist.

How long until Mouse Mercs show up at this guy's house and light him and his entire family up?

>millennial numales aren't the main consumers of capeshit trash
This is one of those cases where you can't argue that it depends on actual men to make money.
No self respecting man is watching capeshit, let alone Marvel shit.

both
you know a movie can have propaganda in it and still be enjoyable but nowadays the people that care most about propaganda only care about propaganda and suck at anything else

You know the best part? They could take all these criticisms, be honest with themselves, do away with her character, piss off every SJW wokefag on the internet, incur endless ragetard campaigns from godless childhating satanist leftists for ages, and watch as they continued to rake in money the way Aquaman and so many other films that give no real fucks about MUH BOLITIGAL GORREGDNESS have, and keep their franchise popular and beloved, but they won't. They're going to dig in and double down. They're going to do what they did with Ghostbusters. They're going to do what they did with TLJ. They're going to do what they did with Battlefield V. They're going to do what they did with Overwatch. They're going to do what they did with all other instances of their gaslighting faggotry, and they'll spend the next decade razing down everything the men who started this built.

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OH NONONONO

Saegenschnitter

They were actually going to do a comedy series on Hulu, I believe? It was about a cleanup crew that worked on sites that were wrecked by the Avengers.

That's what always happens with cultural movements. They are going to try and out woke each other to prove they are a better SJW. Crazy shit happened in China during their cultural revaluation like demands that cars go on the red light instead of green because red was the color of the party.

No one loves superhero movies nowadays, everyone knows they are vapid, depthless and boring, and only watch them because it's the cool thing to do right now.
In 10 years nobody will remember modern Marvel or DC flicks, they are all a blur of terrible action scenes, PS2-tier CGI and repetitive plots that have run the hero's journey arc into the ground.

>For every ingenious Black Panther that departs from the billion-dollar formula, you get ten timid time-wasters.
I guess it's a broken clock that just happened to be right this time of day

>playing a role that gives her scant opportunity to be human
I see the NPC meme has finally made it to the big screen

>PURPLE MAN BAD

How did BP depart from the formula?
It was the same shit but with more blacks.

French review summary :
>trying to do a good job, but misses the "spark" that elevate it
>remarks that not just 1 origin story, but 5 (Fury, coulson, Ronan, black blue dude, and brie)
>amnesia brings good story-telling opportunities, rarely seen in MCU
>downside is that Cap Mar does not feel full since not her whole self for a big part of the movie
>Brie is not yet "imposed" as her character is more impetuous than appealing
>she is more serious than the other ones, but for a cosmic character it's different than GotG joke characters
>she comes from powerful to literally unbeatable as she doesn't get a scratch, and can plow through spaceships without any problems nor harm, and it's a problem, asking if she's too OP, or if the other MCU heroes have been too much nerfed
>CGI battles look like video games
>Fury's deaging looks top notch
>Talos shines, and the other ones have good dramatic depth, outside of Jude Law
>music is transparent and forgettable
>concludes with : it's nice, but misses spark, and asks if it's uninspired direction, or script being written by 10 hands
>after all, it's just a presentation for Fury's super-joker for Endgame

Precision : comes from a site specialized in comic book adaptations.

>lestoilesheroiques.fr/2019/03/captain-marvel-la-critique-du-film-votre-avis.html

>especially to young girls who resonate with Gal Gadot’s confident portrayal of Wonder Woman
OWIE ZOWIE

>Even within the MCU itself, you can locate fiercer, more complex women (Elizabeth Olsen’s tortured Scarlet Witch comes to mind)
I thought about this a while back, Wanda's had no screentime and she's an infinitely better and more appealing character, and she even started off as an OP villain who fucked with the heads of every goddamn main guy in the Avengers.

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LONG LIVE THE NEW FUNGUS

And then they will honestly wonder why it went wrong even though everything was so easy to see.

Guy must have a death wish. I can practically hear Mousenaries in balaclavas with black mouse ears screwing silencers onto their pistols.

wtf is a roth and why is his head made out of them?

It's more like even them are realizing they're being manipulated by big corporations to buy their products using SJW topics and there's nothing genuine behind the movie, it's all about getting bums on seats.

based past tense

>more blacks
There's your answer chief...

well, OP superheroes are really the worst kind, you have to deal with the lack of any stakes whatsoever (even though comics are missing any stakes now since 90s)
but I found japanese Onepunchman a good direction to introduce an OP character

>giving it a "rotten" score because it doesn't have enough feminism

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What about the cat!

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They did the exact same thing with Aquaman. The first review for it was negative but they removed it and didn't count it to the meter because it was before the embargo. Once it starts they'll include the review.

Captain Marvel has an embargo of 9am Eastern apparently.

Ok you shitlords listen here

The most reliable (although not perfect) use of official critical reviews of films is to look at when the "review embargo" is lifted. Movie houses issue orders to film critics to not officially release a movie review until a certain time. If a movie house thinks it has a strong hit on their hands, they lift the embargo weeks in advance because they expect lots of positive reviews and want to add those to the hype machine. If the movie house thinks the film may be a dud, they keep the review embargo in place until days or sometimes even hours before release.

Examples of hits:

1. Thor: Ragnarok had its review embargo lifted 2 weeks in advance, signalling that Marvel thought it had a hit.
2. Black Panther had its review embargo lifted 18 days in advance, signalling that Marvel thought it had a hit.
3. Captain America: Civil War had its review embargo lifted 3 weeks in advance, signalling that Marvel thought it had a hit.

Examples of duds:

1. Ghostbusters (2016) kept its review embargo in place until 1 day before release, signalling a dud.
2. Suicide Squad kept its review embargo in place until 2-3 days before release, signalling a dud.

When was the review embargo lifted for Captain Marvel? TODAY, just 2 days before release. This means that the film studio is OBJECTIVELY signalling they think Captain Marvel will be a box office bomb.

I am really happy Ben gets acclaim. He deserves better roles.

Not surprising rediscovering her past seems inert. She was American, and it is not like Marvel cares about that.

It is her adopted Kree (Nazi) and Skull (Jewish/communist) heritage they care about.

It was marketed as a huge feminist film so that is valid criticism

>Onepunchman
You're right, it gives depth and conflict to an OP hero who goes into depression because of his OPness.
Too bad they tried to sell Captain Marvel as Muh strong woman without flaws and being too strong must be a good thing in this case

marvel tried to make a meme of it
im guessing it didnt work

You just know the day is coming when people will be forced to watch feminist drivel or risk fines, jail time, or worse. Just wait a little while. The (((endgame))) is gonna be nuts.

But cat videos! Those are popular on youtube right???

>reviewer is a white male
>complaining there's not enough feminism
DISREGARDED

The reviews say it's a feminist movie. It's just that those pink haired SJW twitter activists never have enough feminism

I'm going to screencap this for future use if this turned out to be true, and based on the facts presented, it probably is.

Those are the people they wanted to pander to with the marketing and movie, if they didn't do it well enough that is on Disney for tricking the people who are reviewing it as a feminist film.

Oh no! Holy fuck, Emma Stefansky didn't like it. It's over, the mouse is dead.

THERES LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SOIMILK. STOP.

They are almost as popular as videos shitting on Captain Marvel. If the reviews keep coming in bad and the movie flops, they are going to have a ton of material. This is all just warm-up for Episode IX, anyways.

When I was driving home from work yesterday, I saw an electronic billboard with a Captain Marvel ad. I have NEVER seen a billboard ad for a Disney film in my state before. I’m thinking Disney is worried

> Make feminist movie to pander to SJW's
> Brie Larson spends months claiming it is feminist
> Movie drives away normies for taking the feminist approach
> Movie drives away feminists for not being feminist enough (its never enough)

Marvel have cucked themselves via appealing to a never satisfied group

Turns out that marketing to movements that claim to be against big corporations and capitalism is not the best strategy

Few thing to consider:
>MCU doesn't come with a strife between fanbase: like the strafe between OT, PT and ST fans in SW, with OT vs PT war predating Disney's involvement. Star Wars seen a huge infight between fans before. A lot of people were made jaded because of it.
>SW is a franchise that spans decades and generations. Nostalgia plays a significant role there, and most reboot attempts got more negative from nostalgia than positive. SW is not an exception.
>despite being shit, VIII did fine in boxoffice, which confirms that big trains can't be stopped immediately. If IX shifts direction(gonna be hard), it might recover the franchise.

I don't think people are expecting it to flop even now, but if it did creators will never stop talking about this.

Don't know if this is how you meant it, or if you just have a flawed view of the reality of the average moviegoing audience, but but this sounds like a cope from the same kind of people that turned around after TLJ and resorted to bullshit defences like "HURR SPACE WIZARDS AND LASER SWORDS WERE ALWAYS FUCKING STUPID STOP TAKING IT SERIOUSLY"

In the first movie Iron Man fought bigger Iron Man. Then Hulk fought bigger Hulk. Strong God fought Sneaky God. American supersoildier fought Soviet supersoildier. Red shrinking man fought yellow shrinking man. And so on. Black Panther fought Yellow Panther.
The "hero fights evil opposite" is just one of the seventeen turning points in the heroes journey. It just happens to be the one Marvel is obsessed with.

I guarantee they spent 2x the budget on marketing this.
eh it'll probably work too.

Episode IX will perform alright based on people thinking it will be a 'disaster' or a 'so bad its good' kind of film. I'd guess around 800-900m. Admittedly still terrible for a main series live action Star Wars in current years, but reasonable. It'll still demonstrate the decline but will be enough for them to start working on another film.

I don't think it will flop either, but it would be hilarious.

>feminists are buttmad
Well that means the movie is good
somehow i knew Yea Forums would get btfod

Are you actually retarded? If you had comprehension skills above kindergarten level you'd realise that's exactly the point she's making

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Yeah, it really would be be great if it did

Except the movies that were actually loved were Raimi's Spiderman, the first X-Men movies, or The Dark Knight Trilogy.
The MCU is an uninspired travesty driven entirely by stupid "dude so sarcastic and self aware of the dumbness lmao" millennial humor.

And no, Star Wars had a charm to it, the reason why everyone expected the new movies in the first place, and a charm that was ruined.
The MCU had no charm to begin with, since the very first movie they were nothing but 2 hour long generid and predictable advertisements for toys. It was born as a soulless cashgrab for millennials and it will die as a soulless cashgrab for millennials.
And those millennials won't remember it because they have the memory span of a fish and will move on to the next, flavor of the month shiny thing.

There's a reason nobody discusses these movies beyond box office numbers, because that's all what they are, a paycheck.

Did he feel in charge?

>3/5
>Rotten
hmmm

The old fanbase skipped Solo, and there were not even mad with that movie. IX might do a little better, but I don't see 800-900 million.

(((rothkopf)))

>hmmm

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i went into a shop selling video games and funko pop rubbish the other day and throughout the shop as well as above the counter were massive signs for captain marvel. never seen a movie advertised there before.

>Brie Larson isn't given enough to do in a Marvel movie that marinates in '90s nostalgia but doesn't quite rise to the occasion of its own significance.

timeout.com/us/film/captain-marvel

>It seems beneath her.
bro just because she can't not make a face that expresses that doesn't make it true

Diana goes full D'aww when she sees a baby for the first time.

This gonna be a fun weekend!

Here are the solo movies opening weekend numbers, those are the numbers she needs to achieve to be a success in the short-term.

Ant-Man
>55$M
Thor/Cap 1
>65$M
Ant-Man and The Wasp
>75$M
Doctor "LULSHERLOCKFANDOM" Strange/Thor 2
>85$M
GoG
>94$M
Cap W
>95$M
IM1
>98$M
Spider-Man: LETS PUSH IRON MAN TO SELL TICKETS
>117$M
Best Thor
>122$M
IM2
>128$M
GoG V2
>146$M
Black Panther
>202$M

Quite frankly if the movie doesn't make 100M$ OW then is a marketing failure, if reaches Doctor Strange numbers then is quite burn for Marvel.

Another guy who mentions the overindulgent 90s nostalgia

Just imagine sitting there all day looking at some meaningless website's rating system fluctuate. Does Yea Forums do anything else all day?

notice how a Jew reporter is the first to slam Captain Feminism yet /pol/ is nowhere to be found. weird. almost like they have a tendency to cherry pick.

i liek movies n stuff

Just imagine sitting there all day posting memeingless sneeds or big guys while the post counts fluctuate. Does Yea Forums do anything else all day?
Where the fuck do you think we are retard

>TRUST THE FUNGUS

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Holy fucking based

>implying
100 million is a guarantee, let's not get carried away here.
It will probably do GoTG2 numbers

This. They marketed the film as some kind of feminist wet dream, so no wonder the soilads are let down if this is not the case

this is how Yea Forums is meant to go.

kek, no one is happy about this movie

They definitely seemed to have spent more money on marketing than usual too for this movie. You see ads and trailers all over.

hmmmm, the rule of thumb my dad taught me is "if it's a 2-part easily translatable surname, it's most likely jewish"
e.g. Rothkopf, Goldstein, Rosenbaum, etc.

>more on marketing
no they didn't
it was awfully repetitive

why does hollywood keep wasting ben on one-off flat villain roles? in-general, not talking about this one. he plays sympathetic rather well, for example in Place Beyond the Pines or Mississippi Grind

>and make her question her entire shallow worldview
I seriously doubt that. But I can get why you'd find it hot, problematic as your mentality is

Fucking BASED

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Nepotism.

Some higher up has his niece do the matketing and if she screws up, she gets moved to different departement.

i mean they bought out theaters

She's not, keep fantasizing

They have like a ton of trailers and I see ads way more than usual, they even bought a superbowl ad.

Tracking right now is in the 80$M-100$M margin, don't get carried away.

Doctor Strange was the same shit