What the FUCK did you just say about Captain Marvel?

What the FUCK did you just say about Captain Marvel?

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WHY IS HIS HEAD SO FUCKING BIG AND GAY

>door knob at shoulder height for him.

I'm not kidding, how is this possible? What could he do to fix it?

Manlets should focus on acquiring wealth instead of aesthetics.
As a 5'11 king of manlets i am never jelly of a more aesthetic man that's shorter than me

different hair cut
shave his onions beard and remove the glasses
he looks like a beta numale faggot but his body doesnt match
lol

YOu TOLD ME LIFTING WILL SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5'11" is considered manlet status???

>doubling up on head day

He must work out too

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that guy is as tall as you

I'm literally 5'11.5". Emperor of all manlets.

>i am never jelly of a more aesthetic man that's shorter than me

COPE

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>i am never jelly of a more aesthetic man that's shorter than me

Lanklets lmao, keep telling yourself that.

>its not fair they dont have to work as hard to look good
>uhh, if i was shorter i would totally be as ripped as you
>yeah it doesnt count, everyone knows shorter guys gain muscle easier

photoshop

he has about the same proportions as Chris Benoit

Bad luck. Happened to me too, 6'3 with massive head, had to lift and bulk upper body and shoulders like a motherfucker to the point where all of my shirts and suits are custom made due to being out of normal shoulders size, all just so I can look like that I have normal body proportions.
All my group photos look like there is something off with perspective. I can feel this man's pain.

He didn't properly workout his neck and he didn't lose fat in his face.
The beard isn't helping either. He should shave his head and beard. Thread the eyebrows a bit.

>tfw attractive
based life

imo 5'8" is the limit. (for disclosure I'm 6')

His body says made of steel but his face says skinny jeans wearing vegan onions boy. It's the hair and the glasses making him look soft. Lose those and he'd probably look much better. He might be gay though, in which case, it probably works for him.
What do you guys think his personality is like?

>so I heard you were talking shit about sóy

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>all these headlets seething
As expected of a low IQ board.

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kek

>face exactly the same
yikes
if hes on roids he needs to stop and his face will get less fat

He looks better on the left because at least it looks like his head belongs on that body. I wouldn't fuck the goober on the right.

Looks cute desu

that's not how losing fat works

How did he look better when he was fat

literally me on the left

Unironically looks bettter on the left.

I like going to /r9k/ every once in a while to remind them that it's their fault they're incels

Dude, you seriously sound threatened LMAO

this guy is over 6ft

>110900638
>110900711
>110900713
>110900774
>t. fat fucks

it's skewed

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It's normal size. He's 4 foot 8

unironically looks better on the left

still looks ridicioulus

>head below the top set of hinges
so he's like 5' dead? why even bother trying at that point?

post your physique, user

Is this photoshopped or the original?

he honestly looks better on the left

>physique
kek, going to the gym is for ugly people and manlets

Cope

alright here's a recent photo

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user I...

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I miss /fitlit/...

Is that a rack of katanas over his right shoulder?

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>i am never jelly of a more aesthetic man that's shorter than me
5'10 Duke of Manlets here
this is an absolute C O P E. you're probably overweight with a weak jaw. i would be jelly of a 5'7 guy if he's more /fit/ and has a more handsome face

wtf

6'2 is the cutoff. anything shorter is a manlet. delusional 6'0 manlets think they can hang with the big boys though and try to meme 5'11 as king of manlets. really it's 6'1

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is this what they mean when they say someone has an hourglass figure

>people unironically saying left looks better

Retard levels of cope

he'd be a fucking dime if he transitioned

I don't know if it's done in attempt to look wider or if it's just inappropriate camera lens, either way it's an obvious skew.

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>Duke of Manlets
Thank you, I had been wondering what designation our kind had.

5’11 is 6’0-6’1 in shoes tho

left is a normal guy with a bit of extra weight, right is a turbo manlet with weird looking proportions. all he had to do is lose some weight instead of going full gymcel

I gaurantee this poster is a manlet and is doing this to delegitimization the manlet height chart. below 5’10 is manlet

it doesn't look better, it just looks more fitting. right would make me laugh out loud if I saw him in public, left I wouldn't bat an eye

>tfw no gf with that waist to hip ratio
fertile af desu

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>t. lanklet

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but he's using foreshortening in the first pic

It's the best.

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left is a pic taken by a laptop or a sitting person, middle is taken on eye level

These 2 are fucking with my head too much

>t. assmad 6'0 manlet. just buy some lifts, bro. girls won't know you're faking it

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These 3 are fucking with my head too much

>6'0 little boy is coping
just grow a beard user. kek

You just gave me a tingle on the tip of my dick.
Congrats, I think you're cute.

>WHY IS HIS HEAD SO FUCKING BIG AND GAY

Perspective. Because it's a 2d image of a 3d scene his head appears disproportionally large because it's slightly oriented toward the camera.

Professional photographers use this effect to their advantage, telling models how to stand/orient themselves to create the desired effect.

Pic related, it's the same guy in a photo with better perspective cues. (on the right)

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Who changed 6'0 into 6'1??! CHANGE IT BACK CUNTS DONT DO THIS TO ME

this user is right.
>the in real life cutoff
5'7 and below are manlets. 5'8 is pushing it pretty hard but if you're handsome no one will notice and you can get away with it
>meme edition
6'1 and below are manlets. everyone knows 6'2" is god tier height. women will see you and find you significantly more attractive because of your stature. 6'1 somehow loses that magic. girls can't tell the difference between 5'9 and 6'1 unless they're literally standing side by side

>please guys kneel down so we dont look so small teehee
ohnononno

utterly juicy especially with that face.

Transition.

Second this ffs

mfw 5’6”

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He actually looks good there and not like some deformed monstrosity.

yikes

How can they tell the difference between 6’1 and 6’2?

kek keep seething, manlets
into the pit you go

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poor little guys kek

because 6'2 is far enough to the right of the bell curve that women take notice. When you're 6'2, you are significantly and noticeably taller than the average male. guys who are 6'1 just look like your average dudes.
same thing on the other end. once you start hitting 5'8 and 5'7, you stand out among the crowd.
for anyone 5'9 to 6'1, if you ask a girl how tall would you guess he is, they will inevitably say, "idk, like 5'10?"

You guys don't want to hear it but 90% of women prefer the body on the left

sure, buddy

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s-sorry Onions-Chad I-i'll b-b-b-buy a ticket right away
We're cool right?

based women. ill star putting on weight

No they don't. But they do prefer a less muscular body than the one on the right.

What the fuck is this image

Lmaoo

>be me
>5'10 noble manlet
>wear boots with 1 inch sole so i'm 5'11
>wear 2 inch lifts
>now i'm 6'1
>if a girl asks, tell her i'm 6'3
>mfw she actually believes i'm taller than Chad
see you later, virgins

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5'9" Marquess of manlets here, I make tall bitches insecure

>6'1"
>wear Cuban heel boots
>style my hair up into a tall quiff
>tell people I'm 5'11"

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pretty sure putin does this also

lol

From what I can tell a lot of women seem to prefer ottermode twink bodies. Being extremely jacked is not appealing to the majority of women.

Hahaha hey robert come check this out some manlets got out of the pit can you send them back?

Jonah Hill Syndrome

>a roidmonkey is intimidating

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shieeeet

He looks great without glasses and without the awful picture in OP.

>be 6 feet
>king of the manlets
>just average in my country

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>aesthetic
Just look at his face, there's no way around that.

>this is how normies think fat loss works

>ugly manlet convinced himself his 5'11 height is a big plus
oof

>He didn't properly workout his neck and he didn't lose fat in his face
ohnonono why would you post this?

Dutch?

Uh..I said you look marvelous, captain

I have a body type sort of like this but nowhere near extreme.

Annoying because normies can't handle that some things are just irreversibly fucked and will just be like "dude it just fat lmao if you lost weight you wouldn't have those wide hips".

Nigger i used to run 8 miles a day and looked malnourished and I still had these wide-ass hips.

I said IT SUX, you t-rex arms, no neck having, glasses wearing, bitchboy MANLET

>lifting for some sluts
lmfao stay beta

i lift because i like it
eat shit

You’re doing it for the poon don’t lie to yourself

genuinely no
i love getting stronger

i'm volcel idiot

kek'd

In English please /r9k/

Is it possible to change this shit in a natural way?

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He's taking left from a low angle, of course he looks better in that one you morons. I guarantee if left were to be taken at a straight on angle like right he would look like a pathetic fat manlet

He is 5'10'' and pic in the OP post not photoshoped in any way.
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That Captain Marvel is a shit movie and Brie Larson is an obnoxious bitch with no charm or charisma. What are you going to do about it?

Looks much better that way, angle wasn't doing him favors

In the US, 5'9 and below is manlet status.
In Europe, 5'11 and below is manlet status.

Come down to Italy.
I'm 5'6" too and I'm almost never the shortest guy around

pffft europe is full of fucking midgets and fatties

*Northern Europe

Still looks like an absolute gymcel and is a literal king of manlets democrat cuck.

Post bod

6'4 btw

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