HEY BRODY, TRY OPENING THE BEACHES NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING, STUPID, BASTARD!

HEY BRODY, TRY OPENING THE BEACHES NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING, STUPID, BASTARD!

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Jaws thread last night was comfy.

This movie aged really poorly, I can't really differentiate it from other monster flicks apart from the great acting.

>apart from

Shark in Da Water.
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He was really just after quints all along

Why didn't they just cum in the shark's mouth?

>Where does this shark work in anyway?
>*surfaces* Murders and executions

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I still feel bad for making my father take me to see this.

>Patrick Sharkman
Now it all makes sense.

wasn't he the one trying to close the beaches?

There is an idea of a Great White, some kind of abstraction, but no real me.

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Yes, and I don't think the shark spoke either.

Let's see Paul Allen's cardshark

The Orca on a friday night? How'd you swing that?

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"... had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head..."

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The Amity Islanders have mistaken me for this dickhead tiger shark. It seems logical because the tiger shark also works near Massachusetts and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for seal meat and the occasional licence plate. The tiger and I even come from the same genus, although I have a slightly better dorsal fin.

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He just had to return some videotapes.

Let's see Paul Allen's scar

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I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?

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My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

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He just wanted some dubs

>not dorsal

never fully believed her 'O' face