I'm just here to mow your wife's poop chute Marty

fuckin kek

nice hook Marty

I'm just here from my waifu marty.

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Someone post her ass. That webm. You know the one.

You don't mow my wife's poop chute. I like to mow my wife's poop chute.

he was a 2 pump chump marty shouldn't even be mad.

>questions Rust's assman status and forgets his mention of obvious disdain for the odor of pussy on more than one occasion

Do you take Rust as more of a talker or a doer user?

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I think lawns were a tragic mistep in horticultural evolution. Grass became too isolated, nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. Lawns are flora that should not exist by natural law. Lawns are things that labour under the illusion of having an ecosystem, a scretetion of seeds and roots, programmed with total assurance that they are each a field, when in fact all lawns are nothing. I think the honourable thing for lawns to do is deny our mowing, stop planting topsoil, fade hand in hand into rock gardens, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

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Woah

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fucking kek

thicc

ID on shit

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If you ever bully or hurt anybody ever again, I'll come back here and butt-fuck your father with your mom's headless corpse on this god damn lawn

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Listen, when youre in my thread, I want you to chill the fuck out. Dont even mention any of that bullshit you just said to me.

Discase.

DEM

SALACAN THANK ABOU

nice

One of the most cringiest dialog ever written

lifehack: stay far away from anyone who uses the term "poop chute" ironically or unironcally

What about fart box?

gotta say Marty has some juicy thighs and hips

I once thought of messaging a girl 'I wanna tongue punch your fart box' but I was pretty young and stupid back then.

Forget it Marty. He already mowed your lawn.

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The direction and style is impeccable
certainly makes S3 look like a regular procedural cop show.

Reminder Rust was holding back, he could have easily incapacitated Marty.
When he said "Nice hook marty" he meant it sarcastically. His hooks were pretty sloppy.

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t. Rust

>Marty
>a chad normalfag boomer
>get's cucked by
>Rusty
>cringy edgylord incel

Jeez, no wonder it's so popular here

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hey marty. maggie here was just thanking me for mowing your lawn. it's about time for me to head out.

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(I come here and you are all like x, but I'm not like x).

Why do you come here?

REGGIE
LE
DOUX

REGGIE?

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2 pumps after years of not quite serious flirting/checking her out, the potential of a subconscious sex dream about her.
If he wanted to cuck Marty he would've gone for round two

Scenes like this are why I laugh at people who say that season 3 is "more character-centric." If it was, then where were the interesting scenes between the detectives? Take out one of the million Wayne-Amelia fights or red herrings, and put in a scene about Roland?

Rust, did I ever tell you about Reggie Ledoux? He was a good friend

Rust had a kid and a wife, brainlet. If you get the opportunity you should kill yourself.

God almighty

to be honest, Wayne and Amelia >> Marty and Maggie

dem keeds

oll tell yew, bout de yeller kang

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how did this guy know about the yella king?

he just read a lot of lovecraft

>rust and velcoro spinoff

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YOU TELLIN ME
*smacks lips*
MUFFUGIN
*goes to jail*
REGGIE
*summons eldritch god*
GODAMN LEDOUX
*kills self at opportunity*
DID THIS?

ILL KILL HIM

>What happened to your wife's ass is not something that gets better

Very based.

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GOD I WANT TO CUM IN HER

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