Dump Marvel's stinky cunt in the trash and watch Alita instead

>Captain Marvel will be good.

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deep

hey I'm all for having opinions, stupid or otherwise, but what is this obsession with having your viewpoints validated by a celebrity?

Not enough faith in your own views, you need someone to be telling you what you think is right? Even if it's the guy who starred in fucking videodrome?

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>Alita is a shitty movie
You may be a homosexual son

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based taste

Alita being cute does not make the movie good.

>Dump Marvel's stinky cunt in the trash and watch Alita instead.

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Story was solid 6/10, but the technology put it over the edge for me. The 3d, the fight choreography, and the mocap.

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Duck biggest fan but that it will not a roastie of you to get the mission of the mission of the mission of the missions and I will send you a picture when you get laid off and I will be at your office for the day so far but I think I can fit me into your account and redpilled a pleb too much to do and lot more than I can handle the mission but I appreciate your help in a few days even though I only have only one e a bunch for God to give you a call when I'm on my mom that she is tr you are doing the same as good of the week I still have to get the mission
FUCK NIGGRRS
FUCK CHINA
FUCK CAPESHIT
FUCK CHINA
AND FUCK ALITA

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sneed

>mocap

More like moecap.

YOU ARE GAY!

This is the gayest kind of post ever, where some faggot gives his opinion on everyone else's posts. Stop being alive you fucking jizz rag

Based

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sneed

This picture is ironic because no one is watching Alita

>voices a Disney villain
>is also a villain to Disney
pottery

>tfw no based drunk uncle to visit strip clubs and trade racist memes with

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Is he our guy?

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I disagree

It was pretty based
Cool pic
No he isn't.
haha epic
based
I liked Alita
fair
based
True, but it was still good
definitely
perhaps
I agree, shallow and pedantic
very deep, good post
saved

>Story was solid 6/10
Compared to capeshit maybe.
To anyone with a functioning brain its 3/10 at best.

Seed

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Captain Marvel rules

The patrician intellectuals are.

Yikes and oof

Well the patrician intellectuals can't keep Alita from flopping.
Before someone says its not flopping, it STILL has not broken even.

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Based non-aligned poster

>n-no one is watching Alita!
*blocks your box office*
*makes box office surplus of 50 million*
Pffft nothing personal, Disney!

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>makes box office surplus of 50 million
Are you saying that likes it a good number?
ALITA HAS NOT EVEN BROKEN EVEN YET.
NO ONE IS WATCHING IT.

I saw Alita. It wasn't good. I think it's pointless to watch one brainless action movie over the other. Just don't bother with either.

350 million to break even nigger and it's already made 400 million. Cry all you want but it was a financial success that people love. Which isn't something people can say about Captain Cunt.

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I wonder if he talks with deniro anymore.

>it's already made 400 million
Box office mojo has it at 350. With a cost of 170 and estimated advertising cost of 200, it has not broken even yet.
I'm sure it WILL break even but taking this long to break even still makes it a flop.
I say this as the guy who wrote
So I also hate Captain Marvel and hope it flops.

the absolute state of the moeposter
*ahem*
>SNEEEEED

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You're just a drama queen.

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That site hasn't been updated in like half a week. And 350 was the amount that it needed to break even so even by your numbers it's not a flop. Grasp harder why don't you.

Even if Captain Marvel doesn't do well, Endgame is right around the corner. The public will shrug, write it off with Thor 2 and Incredible Hulk, and go watch Tony Stark die or whatever

If they can gag Brie, that is.

170 + 200 != 350.
Go back to school.

Are you happy with anything?

it didn’t have a 200 million advertising budget, you fag

James Woods as the post clearly shows.
We don't know what the advert budget was. It was estimated at 200.

>It was estimated at 200.
According to everyone who has a bias, EXCEPT the producers who say $350m is breakeven. Gee, who should I listen to? Those that made the movie or anonymous on Yea Forums?
Hmm. Decisions, decisions.

>Alita is a Fox movie
>Fox was bought off by Disney
>Instead of watching a Disney movie, watch a Disney movie
???

>we don't know the advertising budget so I'm just going to highball this number out of my ass

mousefags are pathetic

>the producers don't have a bias
Regardless breaking even NOW is still a flop.

this

NOOOOO REEEEEE IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED IT FLOPPED EVERYONE IGNORE THIS PERSON

>mousefags
>you can't hate both Alita and the mouse

The merger isn't complete yet. Besides that, Alita is owned by Cameron. Fox was just distributing the movie. Alita is not a Disney movie nor will it ever be.

the definition of a flop means it didn't break even you paint huffing retard

The absolute state of deckmanshills.

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It really doesn't.

Because you said so! Ha, sure showed him!

Because if it worked the way to say, then no movie in the history of man has ever flopped because they all EVENTUALLY break even.

>they all EVENTUALLY break even.
Your chromosomes didn't if you believe this.

I wont watch either because they are both garbage

Nice counter argument.

>this post is advertising or begging

Dude, this film needs to make $500 billion to break even, and even if it gets the number, it will take a long time to get there and it is still considered a flop.

>To anyone with a functioning brain
Nice appeal to authority, you fag
>its 3/10 at best
Could you please elaborate, on what exactly your scale system is based on? Because right now it looks like you're pulling it out of your ass.

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To what? You said something incredibly stupid and no argument could be borne from it. So you earned an insult. Accept the (You) proudly.

Alitafags are beyond delusional

>animeposter
You have room temperature IQ. Start using a trip so I never have to read one of your autistic rambles again

Seriously, fuck ALITA

No, this movie needs 800 million to break even.
Its over, the mouse won.

Imagine a life so devoid of meaning that this is the type of cause that motivates you.
Not nearly as pathetic as that rallying cry to get people to see Justice League six times, but still reflective of bugmen anomie.

at least he isn't pansexual

And here we're seeing classic ad hominem.
Thanks for proving my point, idiot.

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Looks like we're all russians, bros.

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wtf I'm Russian now

Can't believe we're back in the 50-80s where Russia was the secret boogeyman.

>phoneposter

Daily reminder Captain Bitch Face will flop because it's a soulless flick no one asked for and no one wants.

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You mean 8 gorillion?

>james woods saying some cult leader shit
kek he really is crazy isnt he

>implying he isn't right

How can one man be so fucking based????

>"Don't let yourself be insulted by a cult mentality."
>Somehow is a cult mentality.
Goddamn that's some thick projection.

>you're being victimized
>but here, i'll show you what the truth is
You fools are so ready to believe bullshit

James Woods is the basedest of based and Yea Forums is full of seething pedo faggots

>said the SJW
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

I am a phoneposter and animeposter, and my point still stands. You're a fucking retard with 0 (zero) arguments.

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>i think you guys believe dumb shit
>therefore I must be an SJW
jesus guys

>some cult leader shit
>diversity is our strength
>healthcare is a right

Lol.

DISNEY BOUGHT FOX YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT YOU'RE JUST GIVING YOUR MONEY TO DISNEY ANYWAYS FUCKTARD JESUS CHRIST YOU FAGGOTS ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKERS ON PLANET EARTH WE LITERALLY NEED EVERY COUNTRY TO LET OFF THEIR NUKES AND CLEANSE THE PLANET BECAUSE WE HAVE FAILED AS A SPECIES

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Disney hasn’t bought out fox yet you fucking idiot.

Well I got James Woods saying, "Stop getting cucked and vote with your money," and then you saying, "NAH HE'S A CULT YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED!" Even though, like, it's a single tweet and he'll never respond to us.
Unlike, you know, you and SJWs.

The state of Cameron fags.

wtf I love russians again

James Woods actually responds to tweets all the time.

Yes they have.

russia has never stopped being the main boogeyman

I'm sure he'll say, "Yes, I totally love Yea Forums. Be my cult members," next, right? Oh get over yourself and your semantics. He's not organizing a cult and you're a faggot.

The deal hasn’t gone through.

Yes it has. Do you think the money from Alita is just going to be paid in checks to people who don't own Fox anymore? You fucking retard. I'm glad you're getting swindled you deserve it. Please keep giving your money away because some guy with a syphilitic brain on twitter said so.

As someone that was actually alive during the 80s and 90s and 00s, Russia was not a boogeyman.

Only kool aid chugging retards believe this

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they may have not talked about russia being the big bad but all the majority of their foreign policy objective have been about curbing russia's influence.

If you Twitter morons don’t start actually going on talk radio and Fox and Friends, and talking to your sports club and church friendos, this Alitachallenge thing will be completely stillborn.

>curbing russia's influence
That's what all big nations do to each other.
That's not Russia being considered a boogeyman and blamed for every little thing that happens.
IE what happened during the cold war. And now.

any brie larson fans in the house?

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All the money goes to Fox right now you literal fucking retard. And again, to reiterate, Cameron owns Alita. Not Fox. Not Disney. Cameron. He's the one that owns all video rights to her.

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Cope

think he meant 300 niggawatts

I am coping fairly well with Alita flopping so hard.

Yeahhhh, not gonna take a pedo's advice. Thanks anyway.

Woods is a shill? Why am I not surprised?

No one shills for Alita.

Woods does apparently.

Alita and Cap are the only two movies in the world?

fpbp

That's not a shill for Alita. That's a crack at Captain Marvel obviously.
Which is funny to see James Woods mock a mouse movie considering a big mouse thing just came out that he's in.

Based.
Weebs should do the same as their idols and commit sudoku.

BRUTAL!

videodrome is top tier kino. the most PKD movie

Is this why there have been so many Alita general threads? Political shit?

God what a retarded board. Does anyone have any opinions of their own anymore?

No, that's what's been happening the last few days. Some of the people pushing this "see anything but Captain Marvel" campaign don't even like Alita.

I genuinely like Alita - solid 8/10 for me - but the only reason I'm not watching Captain Marvel is because I'm not caught up on the MCU movies and had little interest in comic book stuff since the Raimi Spiderman movies.

>Captain Marvel will be good.

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tfw Russian and shill Alita for free

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That's fine and I'm glad you liked the movie user. I plan to check out Alita eventually and despite the flak it got when the trailer was released I thought it looked like a lot of fun. Your reasons for not watching or caring about Captain Marvel also make sense. I barely care myself.

I read some guy suggesting it was a conspiracy theory that Disney forced theatres to play only CM for a week and that the reason sites said that was a movie that big gets listed early and the others will be updated closer to that date.

I just checked this Saturday at a theatre in Melbourne.
So it looks like about half of this cinema's screens will be playing CM.
CM will be screened in 33 sessions on this day.
There actually are other movies playing on this day. Their combined total is about 22 sessions.
So, I dunno, I think maybe it's a little of Column A and a little of Column B.
I don't think there is any way this cinema company could believe CM would give them enough of a return to justify this focus - but it could be that they just default to this focus for all capeshit even without Disney leaning on them.

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Don't you remember when Avatar came out?

Yes, and it was amazing, but that was a different era. It was a time before capeshit as we currently know it and babby's first politics. I genuinely miss Abatap and clickbait about how people were getting depressed because Pandora wasn't real.

This doesn't seem like Avatar. This seems like an okay-ish live action adaptation of a manga.

someone post that picture of everyone sitting on the training having the exact same thought bubble of "look at all these people, not an original thought anywhere"

All I meant by it was it's another James Cameron CGI-fest and one could anticipate tons of threads about Alita just remembering how Avatar destroyed this board.

Well you'd be wrong then.

Maybe James Woods will post it for you to post here.

Doesn't seem all that organic to me, but we'll see. Avatar shitposting had legs.

My local kinoplex must have given Disney the finger cause its not showing CM exclusively.

Same here. It gives me an opportunity to see Alita for the 12th time just to spite Captain Cunt Fucker.

Cringed and gaypilled

Why do people think seeing Alita pisses off the mouse for some reason?

holy s**t james woods is f***ing based!!

There's a merger deal that's about to be concluded where the payout will be in Disney stock. For owners of Disney shares, it would be beneficial if shares of Fox went down, because it means the owners of Fox get less Disney shares when the deal is concluded.

That's the financial bit.

The over-arching narrative is that Alita is a strong female character that threatens to upstage Captain Marvel, and a few space cadets in the media have called Alita "problematic" and "sexualized"; or just generally giving the movie negative reviews because it's not "important" like Black Panther and Captain Marvel.

The final tidbit is that apparently Fox in the USA thought the deal would have been concluded sooner, counting on Disney/Buena Vista's help to market it, so they didn't market the movie as effectively as they should have.

Da comrade. Alita is champion of Proletariat.

Watched it once, it was fine. Sequel would be nice.
Not watching marvelshit though

That's not how it works either way, you fool. Marketing was nowhere near 200m and Box Office isn't the same as studio take. It cost likely around 200m altogether and the studio gets around 50% of the Box Office money. They have their shennanigans no one here understands in play though, so it's probably more on that end or less on another.

shhhht

>says two things are bad
>YOU MUST HATE EVERYTHING IM ONE DIMENSIONAL PROJECTION PROJECTION IM A STUPID MELVIN

Alita is the best anime/manga based movie since Speed Racer

Deal is 100% done. Alita money goes to Disney. Avatar 2 is now Disney etc

>It cost likely around 200m altogether
>advert budget of only 30m

Both look like shit but Alita much less so and if I had to pick one Id go see Battle Angel for sure.

>counting on Disney/Buena Vista's help to market it
Then we would've gotten "sexist trolls don't want you to see this movie!"

It barely had any advertisement. Even if it's 50m, it doesn't weigh much.

ALITA ALITA ALITA
ALITA ALITA ALITA
ALITA ALITA ALITA

is a flop

Based Woods can shit can shit on Disney all he wants and they still have to let him play Hades because it's in his contract that he has to be contacted first and Nomura won't stop putting him in Kingdom Hearts.

fpbp

>Nomura won't stop putting him in Kingdom Hearts
I dunno. Olympus is pretty worn thin for Kingdom Hearts. I wouldn't be surprised if KH3 was the last time we see Olympus.

Recent interview with Nomura for the kingdom hearts 3 ultimania states he wants to use Hades for more future entries.

Ahh interesting.
I can't imagine what Hades will bring out to still be relevant after all he's done so far.

>seeding
formerly chucking

her eyes tho

Jim Woods a good man.

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Checking dat ass out. Saved but you should have Brie's face on it.

>yes goy, don't watch that movie with a le strong independent female lead made by kikes who will spend your money on more race mixing propaganda and open borders lobbying, watch this other one instead featuring a le strong independent woke female lead made by the same jews
>you have to choose one or the other that's the only way, goy