How can so many internet tough guys be afraid of some average superhero movie for little girls?

>"TEEHEEHEE SQUIRTY CUMMIE POOPIES OUT MY DOODYBOODY XDDD"

american """""""""""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" revolves around kids cartoon character movies these days. its an important thing for them

OH NONONONONONO

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you guys sure are desperately clinging to this one women's opinion

Trying too hard shilling this shit movie.

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isnt she kind of young to have a receding hairline?

Gotta love modlern disney. You can just deflect any and all criticism as "u just hate women"
the worst thing is it works

i mean its more believable than any other statement we've heard about the movie from some fat s oyface marvel fan going "yas queen"

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the problem is you're starting with people who "love the MCU" which automatically makes them retarded. So I don't necessary believe these people. Maybe it was a great movie and they didn't like it because they're stupid dumb niggers?

Yea Forums is a bunch of incels and hates strong women

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stop it he's dead

I love Alita

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>movie for little girls
That's the problem. It's leftist political propaganda aimed at little girls. It's sick.

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again, these people are so dumb they actually watched a marvel movie. I'm not sure what you think this proves here.

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>don't get married or have a family, kids!

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No

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are you schizo?

youtube.com/watch?v=FZlc7mv7AyQ

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>rick and morty fan thinks he's an arbiter of taste

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I posted a picture of the worst rick and forty episode ever that was written by and for women and features a super women who looks like Captain marvel in the screen cap of the movie that other user posted you fucking nigger. get your facts straight.

Look guys, I know we've had fun ribbing on Brie, but now that the movie's almost out it's time to be serious. We need to all support her because watching this movie in the theater shows women that we support them. It's like Stan Lee always said: "Make Mine Marvel!"

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savage

why do they keep saying she's miscast?

probably because she lacks charisma and is unable to make the character likable

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the problem I have is the notion that this movie theoretically could have been "good" if the lead wasn't "miscast" which since it's a marvel shit pile seems apriori impossible.

Movie is bullocks? I'm overjoyed. So the house of rat and decay will bolster their movie to the tune of 27 million $ and will undoubtedly use the theaters they get 70% first week from.

I haven’t been on here in years and I figured it out in 15 minutes. Come on man you can do better than that.

Unironically just booked my tickets for 8th March

This makes me want to see the movie. A good article by the Times how about that kek

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Brie told us to only look for the female reviews

nice screen cap wtf

whoops bad crop i guess

it's part of disney's marketing strategy DUH

Anything that hurts capeshit and the mouse is good.

Worst episode ever huh? I wouldn’t know I haven’t seen it.

If Captain Marvel somehow kills the oversaturation of these brightly lit children's movies it will be the greatest movie of the decade

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

you should:

Rick and Morty are then seen sitting at a conference table getting briefed by Supernova on the threat of Worldender. Rick ends up heckling at first then introduces every member of the Vindicators there except for Vance Maximus Renegade Star Soldier, who then shows up with everyone except for Rick seeming to idolize him....Rick then gets blackout drunk and we next see him pantsless and having gotten diarrhea all over the conference table. ..

Inside Worldender's base, the Vindicators get through the traps left by Worldender, then get into Worldender's main room. It is then revealed that Worldender is already dying/dead and Rick then tries to leave with Morty, but then all of the Vindicators are trapped inside of the room, as set up by Rick when he was blackout drunk. It is revealed that Drunk Rick set up a Saw-like sequence where the Vindicators are forced to play games to survive or they all die. ...

..Morty goes to defuse the bomb, which is revealed to happen a lot more than Rick knew about, while the Vindicators work on scoring three pointers. During this, Supernova, Million Ants, and Alan Rails discuss how Supernova and Alan were previously married, and how Supernova cheated on Alan with Million Ants. Alan and Million Ants then begin to fight, Supernova then suspends them in the air and Million Ants kills Alan. In the final room, Drunk Rick asks for something he believes the Vindicators has that he wants....Morty then gets back out of the ride (with a look of disgust), and the platform they are on begins to rise. Supernova then goes to kill Rick and Morty for the deaths Drunk Rick caused, to which Million Ants tries to convince Supernova not to do it, only to be killed himself by Supernova. Before Supernova can do the same to Rick and Morty, the platform reaches a party with musical star Logic singing a rap song about the Vindicators. Supernova gets away, with Rick ...

Aren't you?

Because YouTubers told them to.

What expression is that face trying to convey?

Within the Hollywood sphere 'miscasted' is code for politely saying an actor was complete ass at their role.

a women wrote this:

Supernova is shown to be a loyal, dedicated, and heroic woman who stops evil wherever it lies. She is Alan Rails's ex-wife, the couple divorced after personal issues and possibly that Alan suspected she cheated on him.

However, once they go through Rick's "Saw" game, she eventually becomes bitter and enraged at both Rick and Morty, even though Morty contributed to none of the problems Rick created. It's also revealed that Supernova actually has a deep love with Million Ants that goes much deeper than sexual intercourse, however she believes Million Ants is better than Alan in bed.

Her rage eventually evolves to the point that she attempts to kill both Rick and Morty, despite Morty doing nothing wrong. Even when Million Ants attempts to reason with her by saying it wasn't right to kill them, she in turn kills Million Ants simply because she didn't want him alive to see her kill Rick and Morty and so there would be no witnesses. It is at this point that she abandons all her heroic aspects in exchange for her anger and desire for revenge.

Biography
Not much is known about Supernova's past but we do know that she was married to Alan Rails and she transformed a normal ant colony into Million Ants using her powers. Apparently, the two had an affair while Supernova was still married to Alan Rails which started when the two were stranded on a planet together, which would later cause a rift in the team.

Powers and Abilities
Flight and Levitation

Creation and Destruction: Was able to destroy Noob-Noob's guns with ease and then replaced said guns with a mop out of nowhere.

Sentient Life: She gave life to Million Ants and was also able to take it away in the blink of an eye.

Energy Blasts: Able to create a concussive blast.

Telekenesis

Star Mother's Wrath: Using her planets, creates a portal behind her. Said portal then sends out energy blasts that home in on enemies.

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Because is a terrible cast. Ignoring the feminist bs, she looks like a soccer mom who works as assistant in some law firm.

Isn't that who this is supposed to be marketed for? Every single thing I've seen says this is "a feminist movie" so I'm guessing they want feminist women to like it.

women don't watch superhero movies

Capeshit is a mistake. I remember watching the third Raimi Spiderman when I was 14 and I said to myself "I'm a little bit too old for this."

I couldn't imagine being an adult and being so heavily invested in any of this. Either being for or against it.

Bingo. They also don't like Star Wars either.

Disney has been playing the long game for years trying to create a loyal customer base of women that will consume nerd culture but guess what, women don't give a shiiiiit about this manchild shit.

Some women do, but the vast majority of women would rather watch American Idol or whatever medical drama is on. Any woman over 30 is probably long done with superhero/sci-fi action movies.

Liberal logic
She was totally on point about captain vapid but because she disagreed with the premise of the movie as a statement her opinion is instantly discarded
>that one womans opinion

>it's slightly contrary, and it fits our narrative therefore it must be right!
alt-cel logic

Vanilla, non-adversarial deflection.

They're not allowed to say the movie outright sucks. They're also not allowed to say that Brie is a shit actress.
So they blame the fact that movie is bad on a """"mistake"""" that wasn't anybody's actual fault.
"Brie Larson isn't a shit-tier actress with permanant RBF, she's was just MISCAST! It's not her fault or script's fault that the movie sucks! The fucking white male that cast her, that's who's REALLY at fault!"

Seethe harder Marvcels

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Alita is a weak punk bitch

>when gal gadot's ass is flatter than brie's
jesus christ

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>afraid
>a dog took a shit on my porch
>I am now afraid

Leftshit logic. It is why they are all able to convince themselves that they are real girls.

like some user said, forget the feminist bullshit, look at her and look at captain marvel character,
that character is majestic and glorious, brie has a permanent smug resting face, no curves,
the film has everything, the budget, the most succesful cinematic world, and the guaranteed attention from the world since this movie is essential if you plan to watch the avengers endgame, everything except the girl

rude

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I mean I'm still gonna see it, no matter what all you bungholes say

its because incels hate women who dont stick to their pathetic bitchboy waifu types

case in point

> being mad at people liking enjoyable movies
look I know high school was hard for you buddy, but you're gonna have to move on eventually

Hey Gal is prettier than Brie. But one of the main things people bring up is brie's "flat" ass, so I thought it was worth pointing out.

No one's afraid of it you dumb idiot

lol, you must be a neckbeard. Try talking to a women sometime.
Most 18-25 year old wamen watch superhero movies

This. I'm a geek. Lifelong. I learned to read from my dad reading comics stories to me. It gave me a vocabulary roughly 4 times the average for my age and introduced me to sci-fi and fantasy concepts that broadened my horizons and sparked my imagination. As I grew, I moved from comics to short fiction to the classics of sci-fi and fantasy. From there, I attained a love for literary classics and the myths of antiquity. In school, I embraced science and math like my idols Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Reed Richards, and Bruce Banner. I approached history, government, and social studies with an appreciation instilled in me by my heroes Steve Rogers, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan, and Diana Prince. I pushed myself to excel in athletics inspired by the examples of Matt Murdock, Bruce Wayne, and Peter Rasputin. And my love of language and literature I owe to all of them and the men and women who wrote them. They gave my younger self a clear, indelible picture of what heroes are, how they act, and what they expect of themselves.

And through all of this, I carried the knowledge that, Chad though I might outwardly be, I was a geek at heart. Like the heroes that I loved, I too had a secret identity, a secret retreat that few knew about. That secret was born of the social stigma attached to my hobby. The ridicule its exposure would bring was like my own personal kryptonite.

When comics movies first started becoming not only viable, but also popular, I was excited, thinking at last everyone would come to love them as I always have, but now I'm saddened because too many times, the similarities are too superficial, the stories too watered-down, the themes too sparse and poorly expressed. They're too dumb, too lazy, too accessible. And criticizing them on these grounds gets me called a geek at long last by the drooling, infantilized morons who have never read a comic in their lives. These are the same people who would have mocked my love for comics in the first place.

>he doesn't hate women

you need to GO

She looks like a girl you would have thought was cute at a new job
>because she was the only one even near your age
>all other coworkers are old or men
>kinda nice to you, but also kinda bitchy
>leave work and realize she’s not that attractive at all actually

I agree with you except for
>leave work and realize she’s not that attractive at all actually
A lot of women only look as good as they do with dat makeup enhancement.
See some models fresh faced and you'll see what I mean. And yes, there are definitely girls with that naturally good looking fresh faced look. But they are less common

wow, I hope this was a copypasta, because I can't fathom anyone being this much of a faggot

>series of male dominated movies where woman are usually just sidekicks
>movie with a female main character finally comes out
>make a point about how women can be strong heroes too to hype up the movie
>somehow this is a bad thing

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I don't know if it's a pasta or not, but either way I'm adding it to my collection.

> vocabulary 4 times the average for my age
it shows with the big words you use like "infantilized", bet you didn't even have to pull out a thesaurus for that one

> Chad though I might outwardly be
you definitely aren't, lol

> the stories too watered-down, the themes too sparse
Have you ever read a comic book past the age of five? They have always been shoddily constructed plots, whose sole purpose is to put advertisements in front of the eyes of children.
There have been like five good comic books in all recorded history, Watchmen, and... actually you know what I can't name a single well-written comic book other than Watchmen

never seen a studio buy out theatres to boost sales for a movie. all my local cinemas ONLY show captain shit from FR-MO. no other options at all

Dumb frogposter, this isn't a bad thing. The implementation is bad. The movie sucks and the lead is poorly cast. Go watch Wonder Woman instead, fag.

>The movie sucks

Don't judge movies you haven't seen.

>even shills don't know how to praise it
>trailers indicate mediocricity
It sucks. You know it does, Disney knows it does, I know it does. Get over it.

The character wasn't likeable to begin with

I had no interest in it before Yea Forums started sperging out about it. Now I actually might go and see it.

You do realize that not all comicbooks are capeshit right?

Assuming im afraid because im not interested in something is a common Yiddish linguistic tactic the left uses to brow beat people into thinking like them.

Im not afraid of gay people, or gay people living together. I just dont think butt sex, or gay marriage contributes anything.

Im not afriad of women leads. Even in action sometimes. But when its a film that seems corporately forced, and pitched by an entitled lead that complains about men, then expects money anyways. Im not interested. Would rather watch a show about an old Korean Grandma with dementia stop a serial killer on Netflix, because its not a cunty cash grab and is more creative.

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I don't want an average superheroine for little girls.
I want a smashing one.

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Here's the thing.
I want movies starring female superheroes.
I don't give a shit about Carol. (Unless she is giving Rogue flight and strength powers.) Brie makes it even worse.

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Please. Linda Carter is still today hotter than that twig.

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1 out of 20 MCU movies is starring a girl
> muh mcu they are filling it with women sjw shit ohnononononon
Yea Forums posters triggered by Captain Marvel are fucking losers

Read Byrne's run on The Fantastic Four and get back to me. It's got an arc of what are essentially sci-fi short stories in it set to artwork. Peter David's runs on The Hulk and Aquaman are also a cut above. Multiple writers have done spectacular things with Green Lantern, Superman, the Batman, the X-Men, Spider-Man, Daredevil, the Teen Titans, Swamp-Thing, Hellblazer, the Flash, the list goes on and on, and that's not even taking the one-shot stories and mini-series into account.

I've been waiting years for a gokd movie starring Storm or Elektra or She-Hulk or any of the female Marvel characters I love. Instead I get fucking Carol. I think I even have more Monica comics than ones with Carol.

Plus it is a backlash from all the faux-feminist bullshit marketing Disney has been pushing.

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I would absolutely watch a Shulk movie

You'd have both a strong female lead and an action comedy to compete with Deadpool. Jen did that shit before Wade anyway. Even with the merger, the MCU could use it.

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>1 out of 20 MCU movies is starring a girl
Yet nobody cares except idiots like you.

Yea Forums hates obvious feminist propaganda and loves mocking you dipshits. But you keep buying into their shit.

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Why is Disney afraid of shitposters clicking a button?

Imagine the person who wrote this post. Imagine

>Imagine the person who wrote this post. Imagine

OK:
Probably someone logical and rational that's fed-up with your shilling and agenda-pushing.

The only thing I've said is imagine the person who wrote that post
You got "shilling" and "agenda-pushing" from "imagine the person who wrote this post"?
Do you have issues man?

>afraid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fag

Imagine the person who wrote this post. Imagine

Thank you for thinking of me user

Read fucking Sandman, goofball

Raffie isn't afraid.

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what's your point with all this?

Why is this shit shilled so hard here?

threadly reminder

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