Legit question. Any movies with this feel?

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For me its the timeless egg omelette street food.

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I've been to Alinea three times.

Molecular gastronomy is last week's news, OP.

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Choosing ghetto avocado over guacamole.

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tree of life

Koyaanisqatsi

is he an angel

perfect response

i hate mayos soo much

look at all these great foods you could actually be having but have instead decided to get the shitty avocado version of!

It was amusing til the last fucker JUST all over it.

i got food poisoning watching this

That "last fucker" is Grant Achatz, you undignified scumbag.

Get a palate.

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>shit that fucking loves to waste my time, while making me feel like im cultured and sophisticated
why, all refn movies of course!

what exactly is the food here. are they even gonna eat that

Why is fancy "high class" food so fucking stupid?

Anyone have a webm of that chocolate ball that gets melted into a flower?

This is what Africans eat

He may as well just fucking spit in it.

why is he so surly bros?

is this kino

so, is this supposed to be food?
What do you eat?

How does he get out?

Is this the stealth /ck/ thread?

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unironically nothing wrong with this.

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i hope so

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Too much dough per frank, unnecessary salting at the end.

Somone post the webm of that youtube cooking guy eating the straight up raw burger. I believe this is one of his creations.

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Yum?

he has to cook all the eggs

Oh hang on this might be it.

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based retarded jack

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i'm fine with this.

indian cuisine is wonderful.

Hang on I think this is him eating it.

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Am I the only fucking human being that doesn't like Avocado? I only like it in Guacamole .

>washes hands
>washes beard
>drinks it up

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>culture
not even once

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That will be $300+tip :)

Nah, avocadoes fucking suck.

why do brown people always have a look a bewilderment?

kino

POST MORE JACK

Wew lads I got something for you

youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

I wish I could but I ran out.

Wait Indians really eat like this?

kek

i got a boner

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Wow

Disgusts me every fucking time, just think of this guy touching all your food with his hands that are likely caked in his own shit. I won't deny that the setup is cool but it's fucking eggs and toast, I was making that for myself when I was 8 years old.

>what happens when you order a steak well done

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Dave england did it better

>when the designated shitting street is also the designated eating street

Why

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what the shit?

Kek
I immediately thought of the Wildboyz episode where they're at some south american village and drink booze made by old fat village women chewing something, spitting into a bowl and fermenting it. That webm somehow looks more disgusting.

Wa la

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I have the same shitty knives. They break so easily what a fag.

>You have to cook ALL the eggs

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I think this is at Grant Achatz's restauraunt Alinea. There is a great episode of Chef's Table about him on Netflix although his presentation looks shittier here than in a polished documentary, admittedly.

Alinea had a dessert display like this for large parties about 5 years ago, and everyone just kind of copied them.

What happens when Trump starts a trade war with Mejico?

i mean, wouldn't you be a bit bewildered if some dumb tourist started filming you doing your mundane, everyday job like it's some unique and interesting event?

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y tho

why though? Surely paper plates aren't that expensive, even in india

Die

>$1000 per head
>for someone to throw shit on a table

lmao, you are talking about chicha. that shit is common in south peru, south bolivia and north argentina. Is from the Coya people.
I never tried that shit, but ussually, precolomibine booze is fucking awesome. I really enjoyed getting shitface with home made pulque.

SAATANAN SAATANA

It's called culture, white boy.

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what kind of retard strength do you need to put a knife through an avocado pit and you own hand?

explain this whole thread to me

agree.
it was kinda interesting until this moron finally ruin it

this is how chad eats

:/

there are two ns in millennial fren

He did something similar at first on jackass. Its named the omelette im pretty sure. He ate the ingredients raw first then vomited them on a pan, cooked it then ate it again.

its not through the pit

It's not the same without the Finglish commentary. VAT DE FAACK

this seems ceremonial more than necessity or normalcy. maybe it's like their version of lent, or catholic's self corporal punishment for special ceremonies.

Nobody likes avocado. It's like butter blended with horseshit.

how do you afford it

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This is some dumb fucking hipster bullshit. I bet millenials like OP eat it up though.

$10 says this is a restaurant in Oregon or Washington state.

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this started as a form of protest to the british, having "western manners" is considered british imperialism.

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>one egg
Am I suppose to starve?

How about ceremonial toilet water?

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>tfw my brother gave me a $150 voucher for the most expensive restaurant in my city
>I have a booking tonight and will have to spend AT LEAST $200 extra on top of the voucher

fug

>starting a fire on a wood table
>inside a house
what the fuck

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>Nintendo_treehouse.webm

Why does this make me so fucking angry??

>inb4 fat
I'm a buck forty.
>inb4 manlet
i'm 6 foot

If I was a chef and I saw this fucking nerd glued to his camera, more concerned about showing this to his followers than actually enjoying the experience, I would beat the shit out of him. Look at that stupid brain dead face.

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>Day old bun.
Why?

To be fair that's what he deserves for serving such a meme gimmick

literally how i eat but im not indian.

It's actually a restaurant in Chicago.
youtube.com/watch?v=uVPxULv1dT4

If you were a chef you wouldn't be throwing shit on the table in the first place, so don't worry.

Holy fucking shit that looks good

just a typical sunday dessert for wagie

>having "western manners" is considered british imperialism.
so it's like when niggers break the law because laws are white man's laws

>Smug chink recording on his phone
I can't fucking stand them. We just need to nuke China already

Well, I don't know why I expected more from a people that have yet to learn how to use toilets.

What feel is that?

Some retard over paying so he can instagram his "experience"? Even though it can be argued that by being on his phone is isn't experiencing it?

Yeah any bull shit hipster film. The genre is called mumble core and it's full of dumb self important faggots

>pay for expensive meal with presentation
>stare at phone the entire time

>Chicago
well I wasn't far off in terms of cities known for their stupid shit

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For just you or for a party and if so how many? I think most I've spent is average of $140 a plate at a luxury steakhouse but I'm wondering if I'm missing out on even nicer food. I did spend $100 on a 12oz steak one time because it was supposed to be some fancy cut made from gook cows but it sucked ass and my wife only spent like $60 for her meal and drink beyond that.

I fucking hate what humans have become

Jesus christ favreau

This is a joke right?

Why does Grant Achatz talk like a fag tho?

The fuck is wrong with people. This is more disgusting than the indians eating off the footpath.

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>this started as a form of protest to the british, having "western manners" is considered british imperialism.
Imagine being so fucking primitive that you shun civilized manners in a act of spite.

>eat straight off of the shitting streets
>that'll show those brits!
It's like Ron Perlman tier.

>he can't differentiate between the two
>>>/global/rules/2

dude fuck carrying a toilet bowl around

>white people

It's for me and my gf. It should be a great experience so I'm not going to go cheap about it but man it will be hard to part with my money. Are you in America? I've never been to a luxury steakhouse but some people swear by them, sad to hear you had a shitty experience.

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Empty toilet bowels aren't too heavy, the real weight comes from the tank portion typically

>imagine being a armcels

Leftism

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Yes user, I'm American, that was just a one off that bummed me because I spent so much on that particular steak but I frequent ~$75 entree steakhouses at a few locations and always enjoy myself immensely. If you like steak you will not be disappointed and some of the places are just neat experiences, steakhouses frequently have darker more intimate atmospheres great for dates and very relaxing

Eggtremely carefully.

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>enjoys every food being posted in this thread

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this fucking thread

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god i hate humanity

delet this

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I find it hard to believe you've never once ate on the toilet.

vouchers are the dumbest shit, it's just a more limited form of money and you don't even get a discount, fuck this this whole thread is making me unreasonably angry

The idea of eating from a toilet bowl is one thing but shit, that looks uncomfortable as fuck to eat at all. Look at all those hands trying to get a bite. Fuck that, at least give me my own toilet bowl if were gonna do this.

he's tired of endlessly being reposted on /ck/

That's a mean fucking chili dog, I would eat that.

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there's supposed to be dough because they're fucking PRETZELS you retard

how the fuck are u supposed to eat that

dibetese kino

what's the point of it being a hotdog if you can't fold the bun over this mountain of shit

What the fuck, poor watermelon being wasted

you use a fork you idiots, smdh

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you wouldn't do shit because you would get fired wagie

how is it i hear these ingredients screaming

whe he moves the pot with the eggs on the stove at the end?

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>eating a hotdog with a fork

you are a fucking barbarian

I believe some people want their hard-boiled eggs

Post more webms, need something to watch while waiting in ER

>no gloves. touching food with bare hands.

oh god is that cheese i thought it was carrot

American Psycho
youtube.com/watch?v=xKase0wsvno

No problem user, get well soon

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what you in for bud

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These people are already living on filth, they don't give a fuck because their natural resistances are so high. But as for tourists, that's another thing.

lmao, dumb gringos.

This turned my stomach more than any rekt or gore video ever.

>gloves

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im so fucking triggered by how they all immediately dig in. they're so afraid of missing out out on something. fucking NPCS

This guy is alright. Keeps an open mind and genuinely tries to enjoy everything

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reminded me of a very special kids next door episode haha

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>Third world races

That's not right at all
Some things are disgusting, you shouldn't pretend to like it for the sake of positivity or somesuch nonsense

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idk what that is but i hate it

fuck I love this video. God-tier cringe kino, he fucks up at every possible opportunity

can you imagine living in such a bad shithole country that prison culture heavily influences people on the outside?

should just nuke whole south america and nothing of value would be lost

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why

>pay a shitload of money for an experience
>spend the whole time recording it for instagram (You)s instead of actually enjoying it

what is there to enjoy? kek

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I'm not saying he enjoys everything he eats. In his show he makes it pretty clear when he doesn't like something. It's more the intent, he really wants to enjoy what he's eating

Lmao

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God, fuck all the stupid rich people involved in this dumb shit. Why can't you just be normal and make normal food that fucking tastes good!

But they are healthy

well atleast they say they are
but expensive as fuck

I think its all an hoax to make people spend fortune on a plant with less nutrients than a potato

I would make and eat that, but not throw everything at once.

Why bother even "wanting" to like things that aren't good? If they aren't good, they aren't good.

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fantastic

Everything is so wrong, the lemon would make the meat tough as shit.

based eggmaster

Expensive restraunts should not have vouchers, seems trashy

La glace?

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this is the end of history, what the fuck are we doing here lads, whats the fucking point, nations gone, peoples gone, just an indifferent mix of humans trying to make as much money as possible before civilization finally collapses

what the fuck am I supposed to with this?

Is this supposed to taste good?

Throw a bunch of shit all over a table.
Call it fancy
Say its art
Go fuck yourself

I bartended at several high end restaurants for years. The sad truth is the food at these places isn't even that good. More important to be hip and edgy with a new, cool presentation than to make something delicious.

you think some teenager that also runs the cash register and never changes gloves is gonna be cleaner?

>no ones posted the antojo

youtu.be/vL5sZIfs8YM

Threads over

time to become a zealot, m8. good luck with the asceticism and lopping off inoculated arms and such.

Anybody have the video on the right on its own? this guy is fucking awesome lmao

Why do Liberals want these animals into America again?

youtube.com/watch?v=fiENmRe9GgE

You eat it for status not pleasure

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this is pure cancer, but that girl eating the food is somehow even worse.

this is the most pretentious dish you'll ever see

youtu.be/wqDaZsgR5zg

This can't be fucking real

>pull a ton of strings to get myself and two guests into a high class Korean restaurant
>wake up two hours later face down in pig's feet and intestines, the room is trashed with alcohol bottles, broken plates, grilled vegetables, and spilled kimchi
>we apologize to the waitresses
>head chef laughs and has the translator tell us "You are almost true Koreans"

Why are foreign restaurants so based and Western restaurants so pretentious

we have over the top carnival food too. i'd like beaners if they spoke english.

Mexicans love to dip their food in chili and sauce. They put chili and sauce in beer beilieve it or not.

How do you fuck up drinking out of a cup that badly? What a fat fucking piece of shit

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telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/9918694/Worlds-best-restaurant-Noma-gives-70-customers-food-poisoning.html

Rate this 4 cheese half pizza I had two days ago

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Ketogenic as fuck.

>amerifat cuisine

looks repulsive bro

Powerful stuff

They are healthy but people make it seem like they love the taste.

here is your gallstones, bro

wtf

disgusting, way too much cheese, toppings underneath cheese (meaning theyre likely undercooked)

Lol I know but it's fucking good

It's the blue cheese that makes it look disgusting

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>"...it creates dialogue."
>...then you throw plants on your egg.

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What a fuckin moron. It's the pan, not the cooker, the middle or bottom is made of ferrous metal so it heats with an induction burner, the outer edges are not. God damn is this man a fat idiot

dude half the cheese doesnt even look cooked, theres also just straight up whole olives for some reason

MUH DECONSTRUCTIONISM

What the fuck. The first couple seconds I was thinking "Velcome to da hydraulic pdess channel" and then it actually was that shit.

Dunno why but I kek'd hard.
It's actually sad.

judging by the ears, i'm pretty sure that's molly. she's a champ. i know speed-eating is offensive to many, but i have somehow fallen in love with her.

youtu.be/tuqPL6X-aCc

Nobody can convince me that Ja/ck/ is for real. Surely that guy is just a very good actor.

>i know speed-eating is offensive to many
You bet it is when they try to legitimize it as a sport.

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It's harder cheese that doesnt necessarily melt that much

>he doesn't prefer whole olives

Grow up

>not posting the full webm

That's just a fancy version of jail food
it's not cooking if your "ingredients" are finished products

people paying stupid amounts of money for stupid shit

it isn't as dumb as it sounds, though, because the people paying for it for the most part know it's completely stupid and just want to revel in the fact that they can toss money away on dumb garbage.

you should mock the poor people that think this is high culinary art though

meat socks like mum used to make

sport is not the term i would use. certain personality types gravitate to extreme challenges. always have, always will. as long as there are enough people doing any given activity, you have the opportunity to make money off it. anyways, i'll get off your lawn.

millions dead

imagine putting your mouth up to the spout
instant amerigasm

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>tfw started mixing a few eggs and ground beef with my pizza toppings to create a omelette pizza

RIP in peice, ameribro.

>when he made the yolk burst

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hmm?

ripip in peice, you're wasteline

how about just make a burger without the piece of garbage in the middle?
I know a lot of these are for trolling but they don't even make sense

joke's on you, i'm not even white

fun fact watermelons release toxins if baked

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>mfw I actually looked up that image source

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It's not bewilderment, it's suspicion. They grow up in an environment where any person, even people they might think are their friend, could fuck them over at any time, for the littlest thing. So they learn to trust no one.

surprisingly, he's recovering from a heart attack or a stroke, i forget which and it isn't important.

do not open. this file transmits ptsd.

still like 30lbs and if you gotta bring one for every asshole that orders icecream it's gonna get old fast

it's still raw goddamit

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Whats your guys' glutton food?

>make a red baron pizza
>add some deviled eggs on tops
>sprinkle a lil bit of speculoos
>shredded chaddar
>bit of cookie dough
>eat one slice an hour while binge watching kino on netflix

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i like to dip nature valley bars into a tub of mayonaise

hot dog, chili, nacho cheese, fritos, sour cream, cream soda on the side.

>8888
Digits for actual film-related webm

3 instant ramen curry noodles with two eggs dropped inside after everything is done

Used to eat that shit every night when I was in uni

I hate that Youtube Channel so much. Not so much the creators (because I think they know the food is disgusting and they're just doing it for views) but for the fact that I know there's some fat motherfuckers who think this look good.

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salmon fillets fried sharply in pan with orange pepper, onions, quench with rosé, add a bit of water, chicken soup base, salt, spinach, get 500g of al dente spaghetti, eat it all in one afternoon and have diarrhoea for the rest of the day

He missed the pit entirely. If you don’t hit it dead on the blade will glance off the hard oily surface and stab you in the middle finger like I did in college.

>Pic related, my middle finger.

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>ting
lost

nigger they are throwing garbage on a table

I hate the people who would pay this more than the people who make it.

It's a great scam a few dollars worth of ingredients sold for 50 to absolute rubes

ONIONS GREEN IS PEOPLE!

>pointless pretentious bullshit that leads nowhere being enjoyed by people who only want to share the experience to appear more cultured
2001: A Space Odyssey

Stacking mcdoubles and mcchickens.
Thats about it though.

you don't understand, the people who "pay more" for this are rich. they don't even have prices on the menus in these places. thinking in prices is for poor people. you're an absolute rube.

Anyone think ja/ck/ and his son will ever make amends

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also why is posting ja/ck/ on /ck/ a bad thing now

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is it? maybe the boys at /ck/ just want to get back to discussing fast food and convenience store grub.

since cu/ck/s don't get to discuss alcoholism on their board anymore, what's your favourite drinking routine?

the way she and every other social media woman moves there eyes like that is pure fucking unironic cringe

nah not me who is in checked

brother attempted suicide but shot off his lower jaw, still breathing

no the people who pay for this take on massive amounts of debt to put on the appearance they are rich.

For rich people everything is about the bottom line, why else do you think most lotto winners end up bankrupt.

man Cuba Gooding Jr really fell way off after that oscar win

>For rich people everything is about the bottom line
you're thinking of someone with a million in the bank. there's a threshold where money stops having meaning. you really think people like bill gates shop around? guy doesn't even go shopping.

candied flowers are the biggest fucking meme and I hope they die soon

fuckin waste
the pressure would be too high and you'd puncture your hard palate

here's your (You) you sick fuck

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thats terrible user

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>i have somehow fallen in love with her.

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surly king of reddit

The consistency of that must be absolutely nauseating, this thread is making me fucking sick.

Have we started the fire?

putting ranch on pizza

Fuck these assholes. Prices in Mexico have skyrocketed thanks to american millennials doing retarded shit with avocados.

Next time those californian faggots starts talking about cultural appropriation remind them actual mexicans living in Mexico can no longer afford avocados thanks to their stupid fads.

based

Wait...is Jack actually Pat Baer?

This thread is killing me

Negro sputnik

why did the s o y meme ever kick off when avocados are such a worse offender? i rather like s o y unironically

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ok well how about you take your millions of people back across the fucking border and then we'll negotiate the price of avocados.

They fucking ruined avacados for everybody. Absolutely one of my favorite foods, i put it in hamburgers, sandwhiches, salads. fucking can't use avacados with some fucker thinking it's california fusion or worse wanting it on fucking toast.

they're so expensive too, i grew up on a border town, dirt fucking poor. we'd have to go to mexico to do our grocery shopping so we could food for a week. you can't even call avacados poor people food anymore.

Reminder they dont clean their ass after they shit or wash their hand

>i am special because i was born on this dirt
>you are from different dirt, you can't come to my dirt
no

you don't have to when you eat curry, it adds to the flavour

>juices just pouring out
PLEASE DON'T BITE PLEASE DON'T BITE
>takes a big ol chomp of course
I refuse to believe he is swallowing these

guy on the right is fresh out of prison, those are clothes they give u when you leave

wypipo be like "ooh these unsalted tortilla chips too spicy" n gotta pour water on them lmaooo

guy on the right looks like hes living his very last day on earth

what is all that fucking liquid?

ja/ck/'s secret juices

What you don't like your meat nice and juicy?

>bagel pan fried with coconut butter
>over easy egg atop each half
i dont even use a fork
>hersheys chocolate bar with almonds for desert sometimes

How about you start growing your own avocados, tyrone?

not true. They use one hand for eating, and the other hand for ass cleaning. that way you never need to wash them.

makes a lot of sense if you think about it