I understand you’re the machine

>I understand you’re the machine

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I really liked his Netflix special and I hope to see more from him
Him and Tom Segura then I find out they're good friends which was nice

>shit they didn't laugh better take off my shirt and act like a retard

american humour everyone

>milks bit for 20 years
>decides to innovate
>delivers same bit, but now shirtless

>DUUUUUUUUUUUDE IM LIKE FAT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so sick of this faggot and his relentless reiteration of the ONE interesting thing that ever happened to him.

untalented obnoxious fucking faggot.
literally the personification of how fake hollywood is.

One of the very best comedy bits I've seen but other than that bit he's not the best.

One of the most overhyped / disappointing 'comedians' alive in 2019. Hopefully he dies in 2019.

Here come the opie and anthony r*ddit fags who repeat the same joke every day XD

I think he genuinely believes this actually happened

This story is legitimately funny, but he's a one trick pony.

I fall for photoshops but even I didn't fall for this skit

By order of the Triumvirate, all mockery of Bert Kreischer and his one joke shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!

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unfunny story with wacky accent
fuck no fat no shirt man

Worst punchline ever

>relentless reiteration of the ONE interesting thing that ever happened to him.
Wait, this actually happened?

What if Rogan raped his wife out of dominance ?

I don't even fucking know

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the joe rogan experience story is entertaining but his standup version is unwatchable

>friends hyping this shit up non stop
>watch the bit, it's embarrassingly unfunny

Dubs confirm Rogan bangs Bert’s wife

le russia xd

>(((laughs)))

>Shit, they didn't laugh, better import muslims to rape my daughter

Brit-cuck humor everyone

This post is way to based for this shit thread

supposedly he is the inspiration for Van Wilder