Why no sequel or remake OR sell it to Disney

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it was a terribly written piece of shit with unfunny jokes and boring characters

Wasn't financially successful enough to get a movie sequel. There are two book sequels, written by Lucas and Chris fucking Claremont that expand on the story, and are pretty good. Check em out. As for a remake, why the fuck would you wish that? Fuck off.

Tony Cox's finest role imo. Whiting up during such a sensitive time was very brave.
Shame he died though. Drink'll do that to a little guy.

This. Movie is cringe tier

>Chris fucking Claremont
Stop with the idolatry user. It's unbecoming.

No Kilmer no Willow. He’d be impossible to recast. Ship sailed after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

was legit scary when I was 4.

midge

life's got me mad,
but if i had a midget i'd be glad
to watch him jump around on my nintendo power pad
he'd have a big head, short legs and long torso
the name that i'd give my pet midget is little gordo
i'd teach him tricks like back flips and side kicks
when company came over he'd preform and get tips
while im eatin' at night,
in the kitchen he'd be able,
to get the food scraps that i threw under the table
if my midget was ever bad,
and acted in rage,
then i'd take him to the bathroom,
and put him in his cage
but if he kept actin' up and really made me sick
i'd hang him upside down, and poke him with a stick
Little Gordo
would be good, mosta the time though,
he'd like to wear a helmet and run around yelling "hiyo"
i'd take im for walks in the park on the weekends
and if he saw other midgets he'd say "can we be friends?"
he'd only need a 3 foot coffin when he was dead,
and he be in the guinnus book for the worlds biggest head
what a funny little fellow,
but dont call him a shrimp,
or he'll attack your legs cause gordo's a tough gimp!
he'd have a pogo ball that he'd bouce on for hours,
and dirty little fat head gordo wouldnt take showers
when halloween came,
he wouldnt be a chump,
gettin' all the candy goin' around as a tree stump

sometimes my friends would chase gordo with a gun,
it'd be fun,
because midgets wobble when they run
they're so close to the ground,
and so easy to kick
they're so slow in the head,
and so easy to trick
gordo could do sumbersaults,
his special thing
at the fair i would make him enter mud wrestling
sometimes he wears stilts,
and pretend to be tall
so i'd kick him over,
and then i'd laugh at him fall
silly little gordo,
just be yourself
i'd put wood on his head,
and he'd just be a shelf
he'd do funny little dances,
but thats irrelivent
at the beach gordo got attacked by pelicans
he had a girlfriend once,
but she was an oger,
it didnt last long cause he couldnt fuck her sober
gordo had a problem,
gordo wet the bed,
so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his head
he'd have to clean up his own cage himself,
and if he lost a little weight he'd be a keibbler elf
he'd really be somthin',
my mangled little munchkin,
plus his head would be larger than any big pumpkin
this perfect little fool would make a perfect foot stool,
sometimes i'd kick him in the head and say "BITCH BE COOL",
i'd have a great life,
i'd be happy i know,
if i only owned a pet midget named gordo,

Why did such a small (lul) peck village have such racial diversity?

They're just more diverse, lower orders tend to racemix a lot more than the ruling classes do.

he wasn't Willow

Tony Cox ain't dead that's Verne Troyer

warick was 16 when they made this movie

Did they run out of money during the filming? I remember watching that and right before the big fight at the end it was like a totally different movie.

Also, I just remember I dated a chick who said she had a Willow lunchbox in grade school.

That mean redhead was sexy

The founding midgets were corralled from all over the world to be part of a traveling freakshow, or maybe a peck menagerie in the court of Tir Asleen. One day they managed to escape and started their own colony.

It’s a fun family film with decent costume and set design, you sound like a zoomer

first of all, why the fuck would you let disney touch yet another timeless classic do they can shoehorn in niggers, trannies, and faggots?
second, willow was what george lucas made when he couldn't get the rights to the hobbit, and i don't see lucas selling disney another property for them to ruin

>willow was what george lucas made when he couldn't get the rights to the hobbit
it's a good thing, jackson did a better job than lucas could ever have

>and i don't see lucas selling disney another property for them to ruin
His priority is money making franchises over the movie itself
Thirdly, a movie with midget tranny nigger faggots could be a fun watch.

It performed poorly at the box office and was skewered by critics and audiences alike.

Hence, no sequel.

>shoehorn in niggers, trannies, and faggots?

But that is what Lucas would want. He's a SJW, user. Why arent you?

I'm a millennial and I love 80s sword and sorcery flicks as well as family movies, Willow is just badly made. The Hobbit film from the 70s is a far better "little guy goes on quest" flick

What sort of a fucking name is 'madmartigan'?
Sounds like an absolute nonce.

Fuck You

Industrial Light and Magic did the VFX for this film, today one of the most respected Hollywood VFX studios. Crazy to think that pic rel was cutting edge in it's time too.

>Copies Frank Herbert's Dune for Starwars
>Copies Tolkien's Hobbit for Willow

I wonder what is the secret to his success bros?

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>OR sell it to Disney
>lucasfilm property

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they already own it.

Yes everyone knows about ILM. It's a Lucas film and ILM is Lucas' company. Lucas also created Pixar and sold it to Steve Jobs.

Tolkien and Herbery has nothing on that.

The famicom game was totally epic

This is one of the most pleb opinions I've seen on this site.

>not liking some dumb kids movie from the 90s is one is one of the most plebeian opinions I've ever seen
I think that says more about you than anyone else

i loved it as a kid, but it's pretty shit m8.
it's no Legend, or Dark Crystal, or even Labyrinth.
it's pretty much on a par with the He Man movie.
people only remember it because it has a midget as the lead role

Eh, I'm probably being blinded by extra thick nostalgia glasses.

Where the hell is Val Kilmer? He hasn't been acting at all.

They could totally do a sequel. All the cast are alive. It could even be a series for Disney's streaming service.

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Close to death, unfortunately.

My mom still has that fucking oatmeal bowl i hated when I was a kid. To this day she still makes oatmeal and I drown it in butter and brown sugar and give my son half so I don't have to eat all of it. This is a Saturday morning ritual every week.

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the pig transformation scene terrified me

Its fine. Beats Legend, thats for sure.

MADMARTIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

me too user...

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