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what

>blue arms

why the fuck does sonic have a dad bod

This can't be real.

SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE

they should just go for broke and give him a dick

at least they got the side-mouth right

Bottom left Sonic's head reminds of regrowing hairs on a pubis. Or simply JUST.

sonics arms arent blue wtf

sonic was always naked but they some how managed to make him look naked

now all I think about is sonic was running around naked while robotnik was getting annoyed trying to catch him

like /pol/ at a furrycon

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>The lack of socks making him look super naked.

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this is nothing set in stone, right?

Honestly, looks better than I thought it would. movie will probably suck though.

would fuck tbqh

B L U E
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>Sonic is one of those niggers who puts on shoes without socks
O god no the smell

barms?

where the fuck is his dick?

God this looks so wrong

>He doesn't have gloves.
>His hands are white fur

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Will someone pay CWC to see this?

i'm getting flashbacks of the TMNT michael bay designs. fucking up something so simple

I wanna fatten Sanic up and eat him

He looks good to me, minus the no gloves or socks thing.

Imagine how stinky his feet are haha

better not, he be shooting up a theater for real this time

Its over

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I'm only happy this movie exists just to watch the CwC fallout.

well, that's Sony Pictures

JFMSU

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Assuming this is real, the design decisions on this are just baffling.
The head looks alright all things considered, but
>White hands
>Blue arms
>no socks
>Generic shoes
They could have easily just have given him gloves, socks, cream arms, and his normal shoes, but they didn't. What purpose did changing them serve? Did these chucklefucks really think the Sonic design needed improving? If there's one thing Sonic has always done competently, its character design.

I felt a great disturbance in the fandom, as if millions of autists suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly raging...

This is on a whole another level. The Bay turtles had too much garbage on them and nigger lips but THIS is like what the actual fuck, even the other sonic fake looked better

>they """""""""""""accidentally"""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""leaked"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" his design
nigger this shit is so fucking obviously part of the marketing campaign it's not even funny

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reminder that script already leaked

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Actually, it moved to Paramount.

Also, Sony’s writers would have been actual Sonic fans.

Notable productions by the Paramount writers:

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Im watching it if they make Rouge look fuckable in it.

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hey faggot

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hop in, dude

>I'm Sonic... Sonic the ROAD-hog!
>I'm going to die

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ancient alien design of sonic is still the best

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anyone else get the feeling that given Sonic's reputation, this is all some weird publicity stunt

That's bad.

sonic boom doesn't look too bad

Don't care what anyone has to say about this except Him.

Has his infected front hole not killed him yet?

DON'T CALL ANYBODY

>blue arms

he already commented on it and doesn't care.

twitter.com/tssznews/status/1102709164898508801
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>I started into the void, and the void told me I'm too slow

he already said in a 10 paragraph long twitter rant that he would not freak out about it and is embarrassed of his previous actions

x fucking d

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IT'S REAL

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Seems like nobody wanted to have anything to do with that.

It's probably another scam-flick to keep the a-list actors (Pratt) in people's consciousness. They're doing the same thing with J-Law and nobody really asked for a IRL Tom & Jerry movie...

Absolutely based

i used to fap to Vida Guerra when i was in the Navy.

His eyes being separated is the worst part about this desu.

They've tried to cover this up by making a bit of the quills dividing the eyes white.

Wow how surprising that incels would hate a jewish character because they changed it just a little.

And you wonder why you're losing...

>It's probably another scam-flick to keep the a-list actors (Pratt) in people's consciousness.
He's not even in this movie. That poster was made years ago before filming started as a concept. His head is clearly photoshopped on. John Marston is the lead

Didn't even notice that. It's so dumb.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kd7L_awkKbw

Fucking this and it's killing me. Jesus Christ, Hollywood. Here we fucking go

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>There are people on Yea Forums right now trying to say this looks better than Pikachu

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why are these sonic threads always so hilarious?

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>Ah, you look like a fan of Sonic the hedgehog, one ticket I presume?
>"blue arms? two eyes?" I'm sorry sir I don't understand
>wait, what are you doing with that mace

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>Implying Sonic is circumcised

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Because Sonic is so shit. Everybody says how his personality is so important but the best games are easily the ones where the cunt doesn't even talk

I'm sorry boss I looked at the reference but that vodka hits you at super sonic speed

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ROBERT, IM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THEATER AND THEN MYSELF

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He's CwC. He'll care. Just give him time.

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Robert, no! That's Chris-Chan, he'll hurt y--

>CwC

He is pretending that he doesn't care

>sir

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A high budget Sonic Boom would have been fine.

fuk

careful user I got banned for a month for joking about that

Because Sonic has become a joke. Nintendo should just buy Sonic from Sega.

they pulled the plug on sonic boom for this shit

Why do they keep referencing that pose? They did it for Wreck it Ralph too

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They did it for Doctor Who as well

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I thought this movie was going to be so bad it would be hilarious but this makes it unfunny.

DONT CALL ANYBODY

>Sonic
>jewish character

The jew (judaya) fear the samurai

Why'd you stop?

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- When Sonic's not around, the other characters should be asking 'where's Sonic?'

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Is Chris going nuclear?

thread theme
youtu.be/bdorDPWJeWk
anti Sonic fags will be dabbed on

Chris Chan on suicide watch

Who else gonna dress up for opening night?

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KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

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oh god whats this from

J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T
J U S T
>J U S T

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Don't worry Robert I, Shazam, will save you!

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borderline experimental

What David Lynch movie is this?

>James Marsden

That dude loves shitty roles

furries' dream became true.

There he is, the biggest threat to Star Wars

my sides!!!

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>He was crucified by his own community only to be resurrected as a hell spawn

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Just give us Sonic for Hire.

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I am Doctor Robotnik

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chill out guys im lookin good

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shiiiiiiiet

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honestly that's not as bad as a feared

WHYYYY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCK HOLLYWOOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU

I wanna cuddle sonic

The TMNT Bay turtles were niggers in disguise, I believe this 100%. The amount of hip hop, Tyler Perry, they are watching basketball at the begging, bay was targeting the black demographic

Is part of the video where he punches barb? I need to see that video

Any kino with this kind of feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs

Did they really fuck up MaSonic this badly?

what did jay say??

I wish this was real...

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Yea Forums believes "cinematography" is a Yea Forums meme, they are absolute retards

They both look garbage, just in different directions

>Hedgehog America
Looks like I'm gonna see this after all.

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We're going to get another The Dark Knight Aurora in Chris-chan's neighborhood

To make autistic Sonic fans like you sperg out

Bane?

How the fuck did you put an emoji as the filename?

Don't forget the white fur between his eyes

>a parody of This Is America performed by Weird Al called "Hedgehog America" plays
holy shit

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CWC is gonna shoot up a theater

Yikes

>Did I do that?
top keke

Underrated

He punched Barb?

could be much worse

>his arms are blue

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surprisingly relevant

The arms, shoes and gloveless hands are trash, but everything else is more or less fine. He's a fucking hedgehog. Were his quills supposed to be solid blue triangle polygons?

kino

What's the context of this

Somebody should pay Mike Pollock and Roger Craig Smith to voice-act this script out.
I can't read this without hearing their voices.

Who could this possibly be for? Only turboautists like sanic and they'll all be triggered to smithereens by this shit.

Wwoooow, this looks tight! Also thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=7E2kHsamg44

>im going to die.

I laughed

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Just the basic shape, yeah. He's so removed from an actual hedgehog that they should have leant into it. Instead they're in the uncanny valley.

Dumb phoneposter

When, why and how did Sonic become the idol of the weirdest, most autistic people on the Internet? How did that happen? I thought it was just a fun videogame character that goes fast, saves animals and doesn't speak, when I was a kid. Never thought it would become what it is today.

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>and doesn't speak
this started with the adventure games cartoon/anime and merchandising

Why does this even exist? Why there even a single person that was actually asking for a Sonic movie?

I'd like to share a quick anecdote. I was aware of the Sonic-Autism meme, but never gave it much thought. One day coming home from university on the bus at night, one of the few people riding was sitting alone with his laptop, wearing something just like pic related. With only a handful of other people on the bus, I could peer over and see his laptop screen - he was going back and forth between watching Sonic AMVs on youtube and editing his own. That night kind of solidified that it was more than a meme. It was rather surreal.

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>no more kino youtube documentaries on CWC because he's a tranny now and they all get taken down

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What in the fuck

>the only ones making chris content actually abide by his bullshit and call him a ''she'' and refer to him as ''christine''
>literally thinking they have any right to comment on his condition when they're essentially enabling him

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He is the perfect symbol of the trans community.

fair enough.

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haha wonder what they smell like hahaha... maybe onions hahaha

>we could’ve had this

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To be honest though it does look bad that way.

His hair IS in the basic spikey shapes

I'm probably the only one on here that gets that.

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That cartoon series is what really kicked it into high gear.
The cartoon + late 90s message board culture + not having a worthwhile game in years made for a toxic cocktail

>STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

What a hell is this? How did you get this?

This is a film style guide direct from Sega so apparently now they are.

>chasing him at about 5mph

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because they white gloves are one of many maSONIC symbols and the director wanted to vut that shit out

what a badarse

check the file name

Just when you thought Will Smith's Genie was bad.

>tfw had a friend online who had always been kind of a weirdo
>he was a Sonic fan as a kid
>show him the poster with Chris Pratt
>the first thing he actually complains about are sonic's arms
>he's actually sincere
>ask him why is it such a big deal
>he can't explain it.

What the fuck is it with Sonic fans?

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Sonic was the early 90's concept of "coolest thing ever", said concepts don't age well, there's the added factor that most Sonic games are shit, and Sega crashed and burn out of the console race almost 20 years, yet Sonic fans are still sperging over the nostalgic idea of what's "cool".

There's the plus of the character's design being simplistic enough (Exact same happened with MLP) that any artsy kid would want to make their own sonic character, leading to the millions of Original the Characters you can find online.
It doesn't help there's also have the name of CWC attached to the franchise.

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fans naturally don't like it when official work goes off-model from what they're used to

>wait, what are you doing with that mace

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ohshit Chopper Dave

>Blue arms

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Chris' brow looks like a close up of naked Barb

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This is pure gold.

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I know a girl an actual biological girl who looks like this (fuckin genetic lottery ayy), guess he achieved the dream of being a real woman...

>did I do thaaaat?

I remember her from when I was young. She was a big deal for some reason

God hit the mute button on him.

fuck

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>seriously implying rouge will be in this movie
In your literal wildest dreams maybe

Lmfao

One of my dad's cousin looks like that, but she's on her late 50's, it's not that hard to find woman who resemble today's Chris, but they're the past menopause type who start getting fat, stop using make up and try to hide their graying hairs by dyeing.
Chris is on track to end up looking older than Barb.

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youtube.com/watch?v=h43Bo6LCNDM

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you're a street-smart fish-out-of-water in a world you never made

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go to happy place
go to happy place
youtube.com/watch?v=9nG6Slhae5A

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The girl i know is early 20s, It's just her weird finnish mongol genes.

The only real difference with Sonic fans and MLP fans is that the later became a widespread thing after the internet was already widely available, which meant so many of these autists ended up creating online communities, Sonic fans are the same, but most of them didn't get into the internet until they were already near their 20's. They've always been out there.

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CWC has channeled energy from trannies all over the world to keep himself alive. This is why Jazz popped.

I used to read sonic fanfics in 98

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his gash was foreshadowing

The internet didn't become as widely available until after 2000 though, internet fanfic and fanart communities did exist, but they didn't become quite large until around 2003.

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This, i remember playing sonic in the master system or sonic 2, 3 and Knuckles on the genesis.
How the fuck that transformed into autismo central? what the fuck happened?
I do remember that a animated show was on tv in some moment... Also, i never played a sonic game after the Knuclkes of genesis. So, i dont know how terrible the evolution of sonic was.

if you had a phone line the internet was widely available and user friendly since 96

there was large community's before 00's, there was webrings full of hundreds of sites, people had their own pages

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>if you had a phone line

I had internet before the year 2000 but we barely used it, it was more of a novelty thing since it was so expensive to connect to it, it'd drop so easily and you couldn't use the phone while connected, which my mother bitched about, it wasn't just a case of my family being poor though, most of my classmates, relatives and other friends didn't much about the internet either, but right as the millenia started everyone started getting into online communities. I started browsing the internet regularly at a cafe around 2005 and there were already many communities related to my interests, but most of them weren't older than 3 or 4 years.

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>The internet didn't become as widely available until after 2000

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>tfw learned autistic children tend to become attached to fictional characters over real people
>tfw obsessed with Sonic as a child
>tfw obsessed with Thomas as a child
>tfw one day my brother tells me 'Oh guess what user, I was looking through one of the photo albums with mom and we found a picture you drew in kindergarten. It was a family portrait, but the family was drawn really crudely, but you drew yourself standing next to Sonic and you were both really detailed. It was so weird!'
>tfw

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thats you not everyone else

everyone else was on usenet newsgroups irc msn messenger aol chat


you probably didn't 'get it' until myspace rolled around

inb4 CWC has a meltdown and starts burning down movie theaters

>he already commented on it and doesn't care.
>*citation needed

What psychopath made this?

Let the nightmare begin.

Americans didn't have much exposure to anime in the '80s and '90s so they fapped to furshit instead and became furries.

That's probably the case, though some of the friends I ended up making online (Both back then and more recently) all started getting permanent home internet around the same time I did.

I can't really offer my pov on social networks from these days, since I started using the internet regularly only on cafes I'd spend that time visiting forums and downloading music and games, I used MSN quite back then but the earliest social network I got into was Fotolog.

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All the kids I knew who had segas were the kids who lived at houses where you didn’t want to sleep over. Cluttered mess all over the place, unkempt yards, absent or weird parents, always people yelling at each other over money and stupid crap. Even if one of my real friends had a genesis it was always plugged into the basement tv or stored in a box somewhere, the snes always took the place of honor in the family room.

Long of the short: kids who played sonic were mostly from shitty homes and have maldeveloped emotions

the japanese invented furry art.

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Will Haggard make an appearence?

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Autistic fandoms aren't too odd but in Sonic's case, a lot of what you see now had something to do with Sonic OC's and a whole community of fans identifying with their own made-up characters.

delete this

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I noticed this, my house ways always clean and I had a snes but would go over to friends to play genesis

anyone who owned a genesis had rooms packed full of toys no carpets or the carpets smelled like someone spilled cereal constantly, mouldy milk and stale cheerios, their houses gave me a fetish for musky perfume smelling moms though

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It's already etched in your brain bro.

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>This move is the catalyst that finally causes him to snap
>Decides to Lanza the nearest movie theater
>Hordes food money to buy a shitty glock. As a result, Barb starves to death
>Never bothers to go out to a range because he thinks he’s magic and will go out and 360 noscope fags with no practice
>Release day comes
>He enters the theater, sulks about muttering to himself for a few minutes then finally pulls out his gun and gets around or two off
>Immediately has a sensory overload due to the sound and curls up in a ball on the floor while people run away in a panic
>SWAT arrives and takes pity on him
>Is booked under a plethora of charges including 1st degree murder because he somehow managed to kill someone
>At trial, he pleads not guilty by reason of insanity
>All attorney does is play a few of his videos and puts Chris on the stand for 10 minutes
>Jury goes out and immediately acquits him
>Chris spends the rest of his days in an asylum drawing art for his OC waifus

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I wonder if he is still fucking it?

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Where are they shooting the movie?

At trial he'd most likely still try to impress the judge and jury by claiming he was gym leader at the Game Place and got the honor roll in high school

Their houses were always had old furnishings too, not like real antiques but that faux-wood 70s shit, and floral pattern everything. Orangish-brown shag carpet and paneled walls. In a way it was probably a good thing to be exposed to, I decided from a young age I didn’t want to be a shitty poorfag.

The face is better than I expected, but his proportions are dogshit.

The cartoons and comics came out during a time when kids were discovering their sexuality, and with a lack of other big gaming sensations to distract them they got a lot of attention.
still want to fuck

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dead

It's being filmed in a small town called Duncan on Vancouver Island. No shit, they named the fucking place Green Hills in the movie.

those style cupboards always scare me, feels like they are going to collapse any minute

no floral paper though, but wood chip with wood picked out and half painted walls

SANIKS ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!!! AAAAAAH!

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should I feel bad that I've masturbated to porn of her multiple times

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0000000000000000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

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Why has nobody tried to help this person? Get him a bunch of hookers, a shitload of MDMA and force him into the gym and get him on a diet.

Sailor moon and pokemon doesn't count?

Only a woman can do that since Chris hates most men

he cut his dick off. i think this goes beyond taking him out for a good time. his brain is broken on the level of someone that thinks they are a boiled egg.

wait wait wait. His dick is 100% verifiably gone?

YOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is this releasing near detective pikachu.

>go to Yea Forums
>see people talking about the old sonic cartoon
>revisit it
>wanna fuck the chipmunk
it's been 7 years, please help

No, the release date is expected to be in this November.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for at least one mind-blowing chase scene from this movie. I expect nothing else but garbage.

heres you chipmunk bro

Help Chris Chan? There is no such thing, his parents made sure he'd grow up to be the biggest piece of shit possible. He's all fucked up, didn't get help at an early age for his autism, his parents are to blame. It's too late.

>wait wait wait. His dick is 100% verifiably gone?
No, but he had an infection on his ass neck that created an open wound, he thought a vagina was growing and wouldn't go to the doc for antibiotics.There's a vid where he's rubbing and playing with the open wound like it's a vagina. Don't be an idiot and look for it, trust me, all sorts of crap pouring out of it as he's violently rubbing it.

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called the taint not ass neck

I'm going to build a dungeon gym, find him and capture him, and I'm going to save this man. FUCK you assholes (voice of Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket).

>CWC was thriving until now
>the more he represses himself saying i dont care
>the rage will build inside CWC
>he doesnt fit in the world as a tranny
>crashing into sonic doesnt belong in the world with blue arms.
Soon we will watch as CWC sets the world on fire.

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Meanwhile DP is gonna possibly be decent/good and is likely to make 3 fucking billion at the box office.

And it has more soul than this fucking shit.

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This is how serial killers are made

I am 100% convinced there will be papers written on the link between sanic and sociopathic crime

Emojis are just regular unicode characters. You can use them just about anywhere that supports unicose characters

>He is the perfect symbol of the trans community.

I... Jesus, user, you're right

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because the ass was phat

The original character designer doesn't like it

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sonic isn't a good property so it doesn't even matter. the only reason people are even paying attention to this movie is because everyone is anticipating a laughable trainwreck on the level of a high budget bridemic.

Yuji Naka didn't design Sonic, it was Naoto Oshima.

So, did the new episode of that Chris Chan documentary ever come out? I thought it was supposed to he here around the 26th of February, but I never heard anything.

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10 billion at least

Yuji Naka was the lead programmer for the original Sonic 1 on the Genesis. Him and Naoto both created Sonic together. They're basically his dads.

And this.. this is just awful for them to witness.

twitter.com/LixesPrototype/status/1072282124965855234

>a fucking 17 year old produces a better render than an entire production company

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So this was real?

>And this.. this is just awful for them to witness.
Lol as if seeing how Sonic has shat the bed since the dreamcast wasnt worse than whatever this movie will achieve.

A daring synthesis

K E K

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is that even possible?

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Weren't furries born in and around early manga and anime appreciations clubs in the 70's?

fucking sign me up familia

This is not Bugs Bunny, why the fuck would the character wear gloves?

They're part of his character design. If you remove anything memorable about his design you fucking ruined it. It's like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. You just don't do it.

This. The only kid that had sega in my class lived in a shitty old flat with his alcoholic dad. His mom divorced him and dumped her child in process. It was always shaggy and shitty in their home and a kid was always and asshole too. All cool and interesting kids with clean homes had nintendo, playstation or just gamed on PCs.
Also, sega games were always... crusty? Had really unpleasant feel, even if they look and sound nice. Just playing them feels dirty. I grew with Amiga and PC games mostly. I had fun playing nes and snes games at my friends, but sega - it just felt wrong.

It's all probably explains why is it so popular in shitholes like Brazil, for example.

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And this is... to go... even further beyond!

Don't forget the Mario movie in the works. Sanic will be owned and double penetrated.

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I used to draw Metal Gear themed characters and Kirbys

like, every kind of kirby. caped kirby. cool kirby. Glasses kirby.

They're already on watch lists for their previous violence

Cause a judge ruled his dad wasn't allowed to interfere with his mom's guardianship of this 30-something manchild

Sci-fi cons and then "funny animal" comics. There was also some sort of anime import thing as you said, I think that one had a cartoon animal mascot that was an icon in the early days of furries.

>nobody really asked for a IRL Tom & Jerry movie...
>Tom & Jerry movie
You're bullshitting me, i refuse to believe that there's a fucking Tom & Jerry movie

Honestly, I think that the Producers of this movie are going to prison for manslaughter after Chris-chan an heroes

God damn, I've been looking for this for a while. Thanks.

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>called the taint not ass neck
Yea, it's the same thing, it's also called an ass neck.

and your neck is also called a head taint

Amen Mary.

Hell no, Rouge is most definitely for fuck.

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I actually kind of like this design.

Why? Rouge is a semen demon.

I mean, there's already been one. And it was fucking awful.
youtube.com/watch?v=wiuU4VBx8i0

Only good part is the intro. It's all downhill from there.
youtube.com/watch?v=3KkxYmnvmTQ

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Sorry I'm late but I refuse to believe that's real. It's not, right?

>ass neck

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>I liek women

>bucket full of Avengers blurays

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brehs...

He was in the Navy. Obviously he started fapping to dudes.

>tfw chatting with my crush on AIM and mom starts using the phone

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Bullshit. Every kid in my gradeschool came up on Voltron, Astro Boy, Gundam and Dragon Ball.

I noticed this too. One kid in particular's home always smelled like Our Family brand frozen waffles and syrup. And they had like 2 dozen fucking cats.

I fapped to Krystal once. Angled the camera for upskirt while she was frozen in the crystal. I felt immediate, heavy shame and haven't fapped to furshit since.

It's a gooch, ya gooch.

NOT. MY. SONIC.

>Mario movie in the works.

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Daily reminder that this movie is the biggest threat to episode 9.

I am happy about it because I think it is a stepping stone to an eventual Legend of Zelda movie, which could be interesting.

Unironically kino.

if it wont feature uganda knuckles il be really mad

>Wearing shoes with no socks
Fuck you are gonna make me have a new fetish now

too real kek

Scary. An obscure shade of modern isolation.

wait. im curious now. How does the 12 year old girl thinks she can reach Tibet with nothing but a backpack and a raincoat with hat??

Is that a dinosaurs for hire/ sonic hack or sonic you can play as those other characters?

She doesn't know. Jerry even calls her out on it. They don't even make it to Tibet. Climax is at the Starling cabin where Daddy Deus Ex Machina rescues Robin, Tom & Jerry with his helicopter or something

Even as a kid I thought the movie sucked compared to the old ones I saw on tv. Tom & Jerry just felt wrong and I was weirded out.

Oh damn. It was Richard Kind as Tom. Now it is unfortunately coming back to me

>Tom & Jerry just felt wrong and I was weirded out.
The fact that it wasn't 81 minutes of slapstick cat n mouse mayhem is what killed it for me. Also T&J talking just doesn't feel right.