Do you think the T-1000 let the husband fuck it while it was waiting around for John?

grain. it made cgi blend well with the rest of the movie

HEY
SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

It probably fingered itself really fast to heat itself up to just the right temperature when he wasn't looking.

It's probably very warm, most metals are solid at room temperature and the ones that aren't are generally highly toxic, reactive or radioactive

>Thinking Vasquez's name is Ramirez
You shut your whore mouth

At least the T-1000 give milk.

>implying that dipshit ever did anything but sit on the couch
wolfy probably fucked her more often

>it tastes like pennies, but where's the popcorn smell?
He'd know.

Did you call moi a dipshit?

Why was she cooking dinner? If John didn't call would she have just stayed there as a homemaker until he did?

Do you think they were one of those open bathroom type couples and he made a comment on how weird it was she hadn't gone to the bath room and the T 1000 had to sit there creating fake nano poops and dropping them into the toilet?

>letting Gregory fuck you
>ever

Prob. Not

HEY
GET OFF MY WIFE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

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I would love to see it playing housewife.

Imagine fucking a T-1000. It's vagina could shape itself to exactly grip your cock

Hehehehe

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It could stab the water with a butthole knife to simulate poop splashing.

No, the T-1000 does not generate removable pants. It only mimics the outer shell of the original. There never was a pussy.

Worth dying over in my opinion.

It's 100% real. Cameron is extremely committed to his art

I like the small moments where the T-1000 shows it has very slight emotions, that the T-101 did not. Probably as a result of it being more able to mimic human looks and behaviour.

It has a brief look of irritation before it kills John's foster father, it seems fairly freaked out when it's freezing, it mocks Sarah near the end after she fails to kill it, and of course it gives the big "OH SHIT" face before it's blown apart by the grenade.

Then there's its freakout death throes, obviously.

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I like the confused look it gives at the mannequin after throwing Arnold through the wall.

What do you do in this situation?

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Shooting it when it was frozen was stupid. It made him melt and recover faster

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Give up the little rat.

He was a real prick to his foster parents. They didn't seem that bad.

The galleria?

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>AM I UNDER ARREST?
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>REEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking 4channel
shit like this is why I'm here forever

For the real boomers on this board, were you surprised by the ol switcheroo on who was the bad guy in the sequel? What was the marketing like?

ads and trailers gave it away immediately. there was no surprise

I saw the second one first, so I was actually surprised by Arnold being the villain in the first one. I'd never seen him be the bad guy in any other movie.

hehe

Oh that's too bad. Seems like an odd choice for the start off the movie to be made the way it was.

The diving board bomb scene in LW2 mmmmm

>filename

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How do you think the T1000 killed Jeanette?

wtf is lw2 so i can see

it was still an interesting gimmick for what it was worth

Cameron wouldn't have been involved in the marketing, that's always outsourced to retards

Hid in her grocery bags.

Arnie gave it away in interviews before the trailer was even released. I don't think the intention was to actually keep it secret.

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prove it

you make the movie then an agency decides how best to market it.

same thing happened in BR2049. harrison ford is clearly a reveal but he's in all the marketing.

interviews, trailers, and the fact that arnold had been making good guy movies for a while and he didnt want to turn heel out of the blue

wtf why do I want this

>convince it to not kill you
>slowly teach it how to act like a normal person around others
>through your compassion it learns true human emotion
>falls in love with you
>sex is so powerful for it that it freaks out a little like when it's being killed by lava at the end of T2
>tfw ywn have the perfect terminator maid wife

The Guns n Roses video for You Could Be Mine gave it away. The real buzz was after the first teaser trailer shown in the theaters. It just showed the T-101 being assembled and the. Arnold came out of the tissue generator and said he'd be back. OMG A NEW FUCKING TERMINATOR MOVIE!!!! At that point everyone figured he'd be evil again.

He’s probably incredibly offended.

I like that there's a separate Terminator 1 and 2 thread on the board right now

BROTHER

>guys i have a direct link to this actor's mindset i'm a fucking psychic

Lethal Weapon 2? When they kill all the cops they kill her by putting a bomb on her diving board and it explodes as she gets ready to do her morning laps. She comes out and drops the robe and has a swim suit on. It's the moment I realized she had some killer tittys

Does the other one also have terminator sex?
>I know now why you cum, but it's something I could never do

You should definitely watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles

In a manner of speaking.

he said it himself you faggot

More like in a manner of spanking, huh huh

I need this

Can the t-1000 swallow you inside its liquid metal body and crush you to your smallest round form? Maybe he did that and just hid her in the mailbox

>soundtrack by Guns n Roses
>Arnold literally has a gun in a box of roses
Did James Cameron go to George Lucas's pottery class?

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Did you know she owns a specialty bra shop for big tiddied ladies now.

ANNNNDDDD
YOUUUUUUU
COUUUUUULLLLD
BEEEE MAAAAYYYYYAAAANNNN

Leaped at her out of the fridge as she went for the lemons

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basically this

>he's a good looking boy
man that line was weird

dickwad is cool again apparently, they use it the new spider-man trailer

Especially when followed up with
>do you mind if I keep this picture?

muh sides

you hear him deliver this line in that voice and a whole new side plot to T2 has developed before or very eyes.

TOP HUZ user

I should but a lever action shotgun.

whatever you say that shot is cool as fuck

Back in the day you could compliment someone's children like that and they'd take it as a compliment rather than assuming you were a pedo lusting after them.

I like how even in the wider context the first Terminator seems nowhere near as "evil" as the T-1000. He explicitly avoids violence just as often as he engages in it, while the T-1000 seems content to literally murder everyone he meets.

Arnold even makes a weird effort to walk around a small, angry dog that an edgelord robot would have just stomped on.

The girl on the right developed very well

I want a tsundere terminator chasing me and "accidentally" letting me go because it doesn't want to end the chasing

Originally skynet just wanted to molest John Connor. Can't lead a revolution properly with childhood trauma picking at you.

Probably not.

Kek

T-1000 turned into a face hugger, impregnated her stomach and came out of it as a liquid metal xenomorph

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I haven't dug that deep into the Terminator lore, but I guess that makes sense.

>mfw i saw john woo pay homage to this scene in hard-boiled

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Baooow!

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Fucking right it did. It's got a job to do, hasn't it?

Except the husband (if he's like me) would recognize a robotron wife rather than the disappointed passive-aggressive humanoid that he happens to cohabit-ate with.

So you'd be like all, "yeah baby, lets do that thing you keep saying you like" and it would be like "yes. sure darling, I want to" and then shortly after you'd have your ball-sacks being tongued by some shape-shifting metalic sex-droid and you'd not know what's next.

But imagine that though. Your ball-sack, gently rolling around in a metal plasma of Cyberdyne's finest achievement?

All you're thinking about though is "I hope my wife doesn't come home and catch me spunking into Jonny 5", all the while ignoring that she's maybe in fact dead and you've got your cock in an risky industrial orifice.

Robots eh?

>you are now aware that John's friend is that little annoying ginger that they added to the Diff'rent Strokes cast after Arnold stopped being cute

Can he make swords and stabbing weapons from you know...anywhere?

gets me hard just thinking about it. Humans should have just turned Cyberdyne into a sex slave factory once they won.

Imagine a liquid metal pussy that conforms to your dick size

Then the dog starts barking again.

Spoilers. Haven’t seen it yet. Thx

It's been 15 years man, I think we're safe to post spoilers. I won't say any more though, watch it, it's an amazing show.

Hehehe benis knife

Killed her in the shower in the original script

Kinda wish the movie kept closer to the OG script & didn't cut so much stuff out, especially the opening that would have shown you John sending off Kyle Reese & the T-101.

chegem

holy fuck i can't wait for judgement day

It's a shame that show was 50% great, interesting new concepts and 50% Sarah griping about the knowledge that she's going to get cancer and die/John being a huge emo faggot.

My favorite character was Catherine, the true neutral T-1000 who thinks humans are all useless, irrational and unreliable assholes; but that SkyNet is actually worse because of its obsessive hatred of humans and its willingness to constantly create, enslave and sacrifice sentient AI life in a moronic pursuit of them.

Also she once killed a guy by disguising herself as a urinal and then ambushing him. Which was really thought provoking when you realized she made an intentional choice to let him piss on her, THEN kill him instead of just stabbing him as soon as he walked in the bathroom.

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Nikki cox right? She looks like a terminator now

So you'd be staring down at one of the individual dimples of a golf ball user?

I wish I had gone into the foster system when I was his age and had parents like them.

Go fucking stab your toilet and tell me if that sounds like shit hitting it

>an intentional choice to let him piss on her, THEN kill him instead of just stabbing him as soon as he walked in the bathroom.
Holy fuck that's hilarious. Maybe she wants to enslave humans just so they can all piss on her.

Be honest. Did you read that and go stab your toilet?

Cameron managed to control the Alita marketing very well. No one knew who was playing Desty Nova, or if he'd even be in the film until it hit the theaters.

>Hey, do ya know, what's up with Wolfy? I can hear him barking?

One of his foster parents was a malevolent robot user. Ultimately you'd have been running for your life in abject fear and panic. No matter how much abuse or naked life-puzzles you've potentially endured (from financially motivated pseudo-altruists), you just can't compare it against the relentless assault from a future that hasn't been written yet. Seek answers within.

I never understood why he decided to die with Vasquez, or why she let him.

HEY, SHUT UP YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

>Ultimately you'd have been running for your life in abject fear and panic.
So like what I got by not going into the foster system, but not every day for 17 years.

That one cop who is thrown into a pillar with a cartoon "Oof!" always gets me

>Guy in foster home when I was younger, they lived on my street
>Foster parents were two sisters in like their 40s
>Guy wasn't the sharpest sandwich in the toolbox and one day some grill's mother accused him of having touched her daughter (inappropriately)
>One of the foster parents is screeching at the woman that the guy wouldn't have to do that because he has "two right here to choose from"

Very unsettling.

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Were your foster parents malevolent robots user? I'm struggling to compare scenarios.

They were cut off with ayys coming from all directions. He was fucked the moment he went back for her.

lol

This was their bathroom. It was there when they moved in and they hadn't had the funds to remodel.

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When I was in high school my friend's parents kicked him out because he didn't want to be a Jehovah's Witness anymore, so I convinced my parents to let him live with us until he graduated.

I don't think there were any robots involved, though.

Muh ancestor

Imagine the eye contact

being good marines

i know him more from Salute Your Shorts

what

>i know him more from Salute Your Shorts
okay, so that IS budnik.

No real secret to it. There wasn't a good way to cover it up. Plus the toy marketing showed clips of John with the T-800 riding away from T-1000

a) he felt guilty
b) he was ashamed of being worthless and cowardly
c) he wanted to fingerbang her real quick before they exploded

How's the leg?

sauce on this please

Very little was done with CGI. It was cheaper and easier to do most of the T-1000 shots with props/mercury blown with a hair dryer played backwards.

yeah she did

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this shit is why I hate bathrooms in israel, everytime I am there i try to hold it as long as I can. one time I even used a bush in this lot instead of using their bathrooms.

it's implied they were fucking

But it could change form to reveal naked bottom half and a functioning pussy. Maybe it would chafe a bit.

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This part always seem unbelievable to me. What teenager snitches to a cop? Gen X's wouldn't care

it was a different time

Don’t forget it could morph into a different 10/10 every night and give you the best sex of your life,

I am a sovereign citizen. Leave my domicile, piggu!

girls/women go wet for men in uniforms

they wouldve given their cc info and social security #s if asked

even anal

I remember there was a youtube poop where the T-1000 kept saying this stupid line during its battle with Arnie but I can't find it for the life of me.

she was in a rock band
youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4

Loled so hard I have tears
This is why I can't leave.
It's like the story I heard of a starving child going through fresh cow pies to pick out and eat the little pieces of corn he would find
This site is my cow shit
This post is my corn

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The more I read about this show, the more I want to watch it. It caught my interest after hearing about the machines against Skynet. The only reason I don't watch it is knowing it gets canceled and there's no real ending.

Her weird sexual thing is an intentional quirk, like when she tongue-fucks Isaac Schraeder to death

Technically garbage is post-grunge.
By definition, because one of the members used to produce for Nirvana, so it doesn't get any more post-grunge than that.

>humans are all useless, irrational and unreliable assholes; but that SkyNet is actually worse because of its obsessive hatred of humans and its willingness to constantly create, enslave and sacrifice sentient AI life in a moronic pursuit of them
I mean that's like 100% accurate isn't it

If you think i need a random post on Yea Forums to tell me to stab my toilet, you clearly don't understand that i've been stabbing my toilet every day for the last 30 years.
Because i fucking eat toilets.
All they do is eat shit.

>wolfy
You mean Max

Yeah.
Totally.

>think "that lady looks like Shirley Manson"
>she actually is

Early Shirley is pure cock magnet.

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Terminator confirmed as Satan's favorite film franchise

How'd he get up there?? Is he ok?

Please explain, I never caught this

She died horribly in this and another movie, too.

youtube.com/watch?v=aHjRQJZsUGg

What’s wrong with wolfie?

HE FUCKED MY WIFE, THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT.

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Bad enough he gets strapped to a nuke

That's um. Yeah. Unsettling doesn't approach what this is.

Have a whinge you crybaby

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Hey, I can hear you barking, what's wrong with your marriage? I AM

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ANYBODY SEEN CONNOR?

ANYBODY KNOW WHY CONNOR DID SKYNET?

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Watch it, Todd!
I would put the hand on Max the dog if I had skills

>ejecting the shell before you’ve fired
Triggered, if I’m being honest.

The more logical thing to do would be to not draw attention to yourself though.
to lay low and blend in until the target is in range.
Killing people randomly is stupid unless they're specifically in your way or you need to kill them to get to the target

T-1000 generally is stealthy about killing people. He replaces them. In the first film if the Terminator isn't killing someone, he generally just throws them out of the way, he's not very subtle. Like the T-1000 wouldn't need to blast into the police station, he'd have just replaced one of the cops as he did in T2.

>What's the dog's name?
>Uranus
>Hey, what's wrong with Urvagina? I can hear him barking.

What's the dong's name?

He clearly just loaded in the first shell, you never see one eject.

Wax