Sell me this pen Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=GBRUa4TZqHk

Is he a hack? I can't tell, I've never worked in sales

>famous for ripping people off for millions
>prospective buyers still trust him

This pen won't be on the market long. 2 other people have already put in offers at and above the asking price. ...But, if you really want it, maybe we can make a deal.

You can write stuff with it

They say the ink of a scholar is mightier than the blood of a martyr. Now, I don't know if you become a scholar if you buy this one, but I can promise that you'll turn into a martyr if you don't.

If you buy it I might not crack your fucking head open after this seminar. Dumb faggot

pretty good

Nice quads but come on, this is like the first thing you hear in every domain, appealing to the fear of scarcity doesn't have that high rate of success because the consumers that you would want on your product don't fall for this shit, they are getting smarter every day no matter how much you bluff about "potential buyers" especially with the internet today everything is insanely accessible you can literally verify most of the bullshit you're told by someone almost immediately.

>If you don't buy that pen you're racist and antisemitic

He sounds like a fucking elixir peddler but people are more retarded than you'd think when put in front of someone with high emotional intelligence.

This pen belonged to adolf hitler

Sell you that pen? Lemme see hand it over. You know what i want you to do? I want you to write your name on a piece of paper. What? You ain’t got a pen? Here ya go. Supply and demand. Fugetaboutit. Your welcome.

if you have this pen you can fuck tons of prime cunny and/or sniff feet every day for the rest of your life

If you don't buy it you'll become a nigger

I'm not selling anything until we discuss this bonus situation.