Low-budget ($80-90 million which is lower than any previous film in DCEU or MCU)

I literally say it all the time

Prove it fag.

>quips and le awkward teenage virgin humor
all the mcu movies have that and they still make a lot of money lol

Unironically looks like the best capeshit movie to come out this year

lol

it unironically looks better and more original than any capeshit since 2005, aside from Nolan's trilogy.

Well he's not human he's a fucking shitwad kid so it's believable

>capeshit that has zero action scenes
Would have been interesting to see the reception to it desu

>S-s-stop making fun of capeshit, it's s-serious business.
The Post.

>capeshit that’s gonna take nothing seriously
Based

>Would be surprising to see this crack $150 million worldwide.
I can't tell who is sincere or just retarded anymore

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>I wonder what people are thinking when making these predictions.
Unironic company wars. It's clearly going to do Ant-Man money at least

It'll be successful.

based mathers poster

Unbreakable almost went without an action scene. If it didn't have one I don't think it would change anything.

still better than feminist garbage captain sjw

Depends what you mean by action I suppose but I would the original Superman movie

>dude lmao this movie is going to fucking suck
>here's the link to the newest trailer though :^)
Is this advanced shill tactics?

Kys , I'm going to watch it. It looks like fun and not cringe jokes like The predator or mcu movies.

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>powers
>telling, not showing
fucking YIKES
this trailer actually made me LESS hyped for the movie now

But they did show

>nothing but Capt. Marvel and Shazam shitposting for the next month and a half

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It's not going to get any better, there's a Star Wars movie coming out this year.

Hope he doesn't turn into a Cg monster like every dc movie.

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looks like teenage white Hancock

Shut up bitch

if it's like Hancock without going full retard midway through, it's gonna be great

they should have left it only showing and only in movie, not in trailer

what a wimp

Shazam:

>low budget
>funny, non-forced moments and jokes which actually hit
>believable characters and good acting
>interesting concept
>Shazam is absolute chad
>good villain
>non-event plot
>no agenda

Captain Marvel:

>big budget
>forced, not funny moments and jokes which doesn't hit at all, embarassing slapstick for 12yo kids
>out of place characters and really bad acting (outside of SLJ)
>boring contept, another forced origin which is so bland that it doesn't reall stand out
>Feminist, LGBT agenda
>weak villain
>event forced plot which require watching shit ton of medicore movies

>Not sitting cozy in the Alita threads until GOT starts

>Alita general spam

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It looks like a fun flick to download on a friday night while drinking.
Compared to Captain Marvel, which i will watch only to keep up with the discussions.

Dude, everything you described sounds like Marvel, and look where they are.

Shazam:
>non-forced moments and jokes which actually hit
Actually I thought the jokes in shazam were even more forced seeing as its a trailer and you barely have any context many of those 'jokes
Also, you haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea what moments are in the movie
>Believable characters
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the characters are believable
>absolute chad
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not Shazam is an absolute chad
>good villain
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the villain is good
>non-event plot
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea what the plot is

Captain Marvel:
>forced, not funny moments and jokes
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea what sort of moments are in the movie
>bad acting, out of place characters
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the acting is bad, or whether or not characters are really out of place
>boring concept, forced
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the concept is forced and what the origin is
>Weak villain
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the villain is weak
>event forced plot
You haven't seen the movie yet you have no idea whether or not the event is forced. plus it's an origin story so it doesn't require you to see the other movies

tl;dr user hasn't seen the movie and is talking out of his ass creating fake news

Let me tl;dr for you: you're a fag, say hi to your dad when he'll hotdog your anus this night.

Squeak squeak

>capitulating the argument that quickly
jej

>which i will watch only to keep up with the discussions.
shitposting without knowing about it is much better

Hancock made a LOT of money

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copypasting this again
OH NONONONONONONON
EAT
THE
DISC
FAGGOT

Jack Dylan Grazer is a hot little mofo, making this automatically worth watching

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you forgot something
>soul

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>looks fun
>Chuck seems good as shazam
>Dc movie :|
I'd like to hear proposition

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it's a New Line movie, it's separated enough from the hacks at WB

S E E T H I N G

It could be the worst movie DC has ever made and it'll still make bank in Japan alone.

>all those points

I SMELL KINO

This, finally someone gets it

>there will be a sequel with The Rock as Black Adam
That'll make bank.

He's getting his own movie

it's "violins"