/wwtbam/ - who wants to be a millionaire

fucking kek, boomers are great

anyone remember major fraud? remember watching that shit live as a kid, weird as fuck

>Who wants to earn what I earn in a day

alri gaylords.

Tape this and watch Louis, then watch this without adverts. Simples.

Hello everyone

I’m a famous trip from Yea Forums and /int/

Tonight I grace Yea Forums with my presence

MILF alert

D B C A

DBCA

Why is this Taff cancer in every fucking thread?

still supporting dominic dale and matthew stevens lad?

she's a bit of a dog desu ne

remember not to reply to tripcunts

fuck, forgot to apply for this again. geneuinly reckon I could get near the unless my anxiety doesn't take over.

I can tell she likes curry, mate

I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

CHICKEN MADRAS

>doesn't know that its the bees

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>Animals are my weakness

Did he just his gf a dog?

>B: bees

>telling the producers what your weak point is
Why do they do this? I'd tell them I'm shit at stuff I'm actually good at

Same, was legit considering applying but pussied out as usual

I reckon it's actually quite difficult being on the show, it's one thing to sit in your living room with zero pressure but a totally different thing to sit in front of an audience and cameras with actual money on the line

>17% whales
Fucking hell

A fat cow more liek

Boo Bees

someone pls give a link for non UK user

also I am seriously confused in regards to how brit tv operates due to this show

>live in poland
>have a cable service with a channel called BBC Brit
>basically Top Gear reruns and Louis Thorax documentaries
>one day surf the TV, suddenly WWTBAM with Clarkson on BBC Brit
>confused, but assume that they made up with him
>suddenly learn that it's an ITV show

what the fuck

>people still talking about bees
Why is my TV so much further ahead than everyon elses?

wait, it's back?

>Be English teacher
"Yeah English is my one big weakness, no literature questions please."

>rick dickhard

Why are you surprised that TV is further?

The answer is B: Bees.

Han innit, didn't even realise Ford protrayed Jack Ryan

Why are you a fucking spastic?

Not that obvious lad, I know lots about F1 but nobody but me knows that, might as well say I'm shit at motorsport questions

Do you think they drug test the contestants for ritalin and stuff like that?

Pet rock has never done Ritalin

Link is in the OP isn’t it?

>remotly access the wind tubine console
>She goes on site to ""remotly"" access it

Fuck christ almighty

Umm yes

Fuck off pedo

it redirected me to a site that you had to register to access. thankfully they decided [email protected] is a good email adress

When I come to power I’m going to ban TV adverts.

Friendly reminder: driving a car is not a sport

>ben and jerrys advert

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>10 minutes of show
>5 minutes of ads

She's an actual anti-Semite. Aren't Ben and Jerry Jews?

Broadcast rights aren't international, whoever owns BBC Brit will have purchased the rights to show it in Poland from ITV real cheap because none of your networks want it, but naturally they don't have the UK broadcast rights because they're not for sale here.

>Aren't Ben and Jerry Jews?
wouldn't be suprised given how fucking overpriced it is

all part of the plan lad, they support antisemites so they can play the victim more

Yeah this guy is going all the way

this bloke is doing alright, first proper contestant in however many episodes

Wait is this back on already? How long has this been going for?

this is the first show lad

About 25 minutes.

Nah, they brought in this guy who was a professional poker player and has been on a lot of game shows in the past including the chase, countdown, mastermind etc

He was an arrogant cunt and they gave him a cunt of question at £16k asking what is the colour of the first letter of google?

Thankfully he got it wrong

The million pound question they've been advertising isn't going to the first contestant is it?

A fake brummie english teacher with a fat bird is gonna get the 1m.

And here you sit, on your own talking to strangers on the internet still living with mummy and daddy.

not what I meant you dense cunt, I'm talking about a contestant that's actually decent

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FUCK I missed it

My daddy left when I was 5 I'll have you know.

>a countdown wiki page
what in the mother of god..

thoughts on this build boys? going proper tiny

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this.

The reality is he most likely was decent but they gave him a cunt question

Why you making this beef ting?

You've gotta get the Dan case user

gib link

>wwtbam playing their hand already
now nobody is going to tune in for the other episodes

looks good to me

easyview.eu/watch.php?stream=itv

Dubs and he's a millionaire.

oh shit is this nigga actually gonna do it?

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shows over lads

Tonypandy. Villain.

Lol you think people care in this instant gratification generation?

You’re not going to answer it you mincing English teacher cunt

Leave

LOL

IT'S NOT C

Dickhead

it makes sense I imagine Jeopardy and every game show has one

FAKE NEWS

It's pretty stupid that you can just leave like that after hearing the question.

YOU STUPID NIGGER!

SON OF A BITCH, I HATE NIGGERS!

EVERY SINGLE JACKASS ON THIS SHOW, IS A STUPID NIGGER!

SON OF A BITCH, FUCKING NIGGER...

DCBA

500k should buy him a better gf than his current brapppp pig

bet she's happy her provider is rich now

must be great being a woman, give some shit head every so often and get rewarded with 500k

Yeah, fuck Churchill

A cunt, a villain.

Is she a mail order bride?

nice trips

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ugly partners are a running theme tonight

HOW DID THIS PIG SCORE THAT SEXY SCANDI?

Clarkson has replaced Tarrant?

>being this new

replaced him last year mate

Yes. We've also voted to leave the EU and a woman is prime minister.

How is he new when he watched older series? *thinking emoji*

It was all over the news though when he was announced as replacement though

>stuck on 2k
out at 16k is my bet

He’s right tho

>the fat cunt doesn’t know an easy food question

right..

Dubs says 32k

Reminder that Warnock's mighty Bluebirds will TROUNCE Swansea in the cup next season.

I know, that’s why Wojak is crying.

You can’t criticise womyn in the current year though you fucking bigot.

Last guy was stuck pretty early too, don't start counting chickens.

Reminder to everybody that 190 kg is a pedophile and don't @ him

Friendly reminder Cardiff got cunted in by Gillingham in the cup this year only for Gillingham to get cunted in by Swansea.

oh my god he's so old lol

Can you get evidence of this?

>Welsh dude with a kilt drinking Guinness
Is this their final form to take down the English?

he smokes

It’s france

Someone on spee catfished him

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I don't think he does anymore.

blood expensive though mate, sg13 is only £30

Why is he walking towards the camera?

>Let's not stand on ceremony.
Bane?

E - Not enough

Spurs bottling cunt

>50/50
why the FUCK do they keep doing this? 50/50 is the best lifeline available

DEEEEEEHHH

ISSHH CUMMEHN

ISSHH CUMMEHN

FUTBOLLS CUMMEHN 'OWME

disappointingly true.. I just want that end game

Reminder that half his goals were Penalties.
>Kane

>not setting it

>implying it isn't rigged

Clarkson should know, he killed one on the Grand Tour which you can watch on Amazon Prime right now!!

hi jeff

told you lads

love this pasta, it's incredible how many newfags it catches out

INB4 boomers

How do you not know this?

>Wins the battle
>Loses the war

Enjoy League 1.

Well done user

just google it bro

see you next week boys!

>MUH SOGGY KNEE

Decent episode. ITV shot themselves in the foot by advertising the million pound question when it was the first contestant they had.

How many black people have won the million?

flights from hell starting now on channel 4 lads

Trick question. They aren't people.

Lisa from the police in that itv drama is a dirty little slag

Anyone left the tv on during the news?

Haha yeah, Chris Grayling. What a knob.

Wasteful. I turn the tv off when I'm not watching anything.

Fuck off redtit.