Hey Yea Forums, heading over to Sneed's real quick. Need anything?

Sneed

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You can't buy Sneed. You're thinking of Chuck.

Pick me up some suck. Oh yeah, and a fuck. Does that place still have those?

Zoomer meme

>this is the best meme zoomers can come up with
yikes......

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>LE FUNNY NAME XDDD
Discord Tranitors won't delete this thread.

>Sneed's Feed and Seed is funny
explain yourself

I took leave of my father’s decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.

My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words, three rhyming with one another and two insinuating a sinister past, perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this time shall suffer the same fate as I should they read them.

I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing respiration to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.

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>no salad fork
cringe

Could you retards have at least picked a scene that anyone in the world found funny to turn into sad autists over?