Sighs

t. knows nothing about betting patterns

your opponent knows about their own betting patterns as well

Good actors and smart people can be absolute shit at poker.

who /fulltiltcirca2008/ here? It was like printing money

anyone has that webm of the guy that loses at the last draw to an almost impossible card and when the camera cuts to him you only see the chair spining?

You sure about that Mr Damon?

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for a poker noob, why is a K/9 at 1%? is it because possibly a jack/queen for the straight?

Tobey Maguire AKA Spiderman is reportedly the highest-winning poker player of all time.

He's alleged to have been winning ~£1,000,000/month over a period of 3-4 years when he was playing his illegal LA backroom games (as featured in the book/film 'Molly's Game').

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kino

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I finished 1st place in a >play money 10k tourney last night and I was drunk as hell. I think I got like 200k memebux prize. Once I won a 10k and got 660k.

best spiderman

20 percent skill

he can get two kings for a better full house and at least one ace was folded already pre flop

Based Tugboat

and how much of it is reading other people's faces? she must have known something was up.

roastie intuition on when they're about to get raped is really almost otherworldly

70% using your big milkers to throw opponents off their game

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>looks at cards
>lets out a small yelp
>looks around nervously
>clears throat
"I uh um I c-check"

Because Matt Damon already hit a full house on the flop (10s full of 6s) so even a straight would lose to that. Only way to beat his hand would be an even better full house by hitting KK to make a Ks full of 10s, very unlikely.

>good actors
blackspiderman.webm

By the sounds of it, those games were super juicy and had some major droolers. So despite his supposedly massive winrate, I largely chalk that up to the field sucking, not him being amazing

I would just stare at her tits the whole time and if she says anything, I'd tell her that it's because her face is really ugly haha she'd be so humiliated she'd probably want to spank me haha

Based

>at illegal poker club, top secret with password and shit
>like 5AM at this point
>spill my whiskey on my opponents cards
>get almost beaten up
>thrown out
>club got raided 1 hour later

*dabs*

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AND A HUNDRED PERCENT TO REMEMBER THE NAME

why is it the older I get the more attractive I find corpulent women?

this is a very believable post that I personally choose to believe very much

Your test decreases and you basically become a cuck who wants to settle for subpar material.

damn. is there a cure?

if thats true they are already on their way to break your kneecaps lmao faggot

Yeah, curb stomping faggots like this

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A paradoxical one. HRT. But HRT turns many men bald and bald men become cucks.

>Jennifer Tilly
>subpar
You're lucky we're not in a country where I could cane you for this post

why are poker threads so kino?
shame they're barely made anymore

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you hear that?

Okay, brah. Okay.

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bro...she is 60 already

Honestly even with no make up and a picture at an unflattering angle I still would

Her tits are fake too.

Not so fast

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BASED

btfo

video proof?

Nobody gonna comment on the earphones in her ear? She was clearly getting some intel

Bodied

Live by the milkers, die by the milkers.

ENOUGH >:(

based and costanzapilled

Literally something Costanza would do in the show. Did Jason morph into the character or was he George all along?

Was he in character as George?

>There never was a Jason, Counselor

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ah-bloo-bloo

Is that from Rounders

>implying baldness has anything to do with testosterone

pokertube.com/video/celebrity-poker-showdown-s05-ep02--part-2

22:15

I know what you're trying to say but

saying that it has nothing to do with it at all is just wrong

Jennifer Tilly can do whatever the fuck she wants, okay?

Balding can be caused by a gene that makes test poison to hair follicles

she doesn't really seem to be bothered by it and she's wearing black so how would you even see it on shitty early video?

i'll admit i'm an absolute brainlet when it comes to poker, but why are poker fags always so fucking smug and condescending ?

If they ever bring back Seinfeld. This whole situtation should become a episode.

TANDEM

How mad would you be if Michael Cera was chosen to play YOU in a movie?

Have some sympathy man, imagine being born as Micheal Cera.

>rolls poker chip back and forth across knuckles
>*smirks*
Heh, you'd have to be a /chiphead/ to understand

>that time Artie made that woman dump all her chips in a single hand because he was using psychological attacks to make her lactate on live tv

But it sort of is. Head hair and facial hair feed off the same meme and you literally can't feed them both. Even if you started to inject test it wouldn't matter, it would just accelerate one or the other that you're having the problem with. It's why you never see a beardlet with shit hairline and why you don't see a hairlet with a shit beard.
When you see most people with a GOAT beard and a decent amount of hair, it's because they grow their hair out to cover their shit hairline. Honestly, Google beards or whatever and have a look at the complete lack of hairline. Bonus points if they aren't from some photoshopped shoot.

do u even watch movies

Baldness isn't caused by testosterone or lack therof, it's caused by dihydrotestosterone binding to hair follicles, and while dihydrotestosterone is derived from testosterone, it's more about DHT binding more readily to hair follicles compared to testosterone instead of the amount of testosterone. The presence of DHT does not indicate any excess or lack of testosterone, the bald low test meme is just more retard pseudo science from internet echo chambers

>Nobody gonna comment on the earphones in her ear?

No, because we watch poker and know that earphones are common place.

CHEESE FUCK
do you live in The Sopranos universe or what?

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Don't think that's true user, DHT can strangle follicles but I've never heard of testosterone doing it. Feel free to provide citation.

>artie
>not costanza
ISHYGDDT

Because you're in the age where you want to breed with a woman, find a good mate, settle down and have kids. Thicc women make good mothers or something, that's why.

Funny how no one ever complains about Jennifer Titty or any other female player with plunging necklines pressing their tits together at the table

lol that doesn't actually work. Women are dumb as fuck sometimes.

oh yeah i remember this cunt. she got laughed off twitter which is the kicker

Who's your pokerfu? Mine's Sam Abernathy

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Except it's live poker meaning there's other factors than pure math. Look at the dudes face.

Poker isn't just the odds, it's also getting a quick read on your opponent's betting patterns and mannerisms.

Feel like you have to be a psychopath to be good at this game.

M-mommy!

100% sneedson to remember the feed

it does attract some disgusting degenerates

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this guy made so much money playing poker.

too bad he blows everything on drugs

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keked

Hellmuth getting owned is pure kino
youtube.com/watch?v=gLux2g0ziA0