New Shazam trailer

BASED

>Meanwhile, higher budget movies like JL and most of the Phase 2 and 3 MCU look like dogshit
That's what they get for pay 40M$ per actor, they're like paying half of the Shazam!'s budget for a single actor.

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO DO GREAT IN INDIA

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Why it does it seem like that should've been Chris Pratt?

I'M GONNA SAY IT
I'M GONNA SAY IT, JANNIES

>Djimon Hounsou as The Wizard
Who?

I'm Indian

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I'll like to purchase some of your finest replies, please

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>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
more like fucking söizam
holy fuck

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Dumb boomer

>Slim Shady

>One ticket for Shazam please

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t.seething marvel fag, get dabbed on

Because they are working within their limitations instead of fucking going apeshit with CG. That scene from JL when they were on Themyscira could have been done well if they went to a real Island, had like 20 Amazons fighting some CG Parademons. Instead it was a CG shit fest of green screen and fucking 9 million CG parademons and a shit CG Steppenwulf with explosions and retardation.

???
wtf no
Chuck was the perfect choice

SAY IT

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They really love movies in India.
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based Naveenshankar Parameshwar

>Dabbing all over you

kid, please
Djimon was already based when you were in diapers

heh

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casual reminder that this humor is standard "reddit-tier quippy shit" that Marvel is known for and would have been shat on by the majority of Yea Forums if it wasn't a DC movie
>inb4 Yea Forums isn't one person when you know I'm right

On that note, it looks fucking kino. It's not just how it's really corny and proud of it but it's also a story that's serious about being a superhero in it's own childlike way. It's honestly the only and best direction to make this type of story work. Looks pretty fun.

>takes place in DCEU
>BvS merchandise in the background
based WB beyond giving a fuck at this point

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I'm pretty sick of capeshit movies at this point, but this one actually looks like it's enjoyable.
Wasn't The Rock supposed to be playing Black Adam in this? Why aren't we seeing more of that, or did they cancel that?

Based and Shaz pilled

Where is de diamond?! Do you see a diamond?!

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Should have used 'Real Slim Shady' instead

Mother. Fucking. BAAAAASED.

>Yes, I'd like one ticket to Captain Deadpan

>in it's own childlike way.
And that's exactly why this movie looks good. It's not pretending to be this super serious shit that they've been pumping out lately. It knows exactly what its supposed to be, and just having fun with it.

There is actual Superman and Batman merch in the DC universe, same in the Marvel universe too. It's never really made sense but I don't care

Either he's referencing GotG or he's an idiot

They did the same thing in Suicide Squad with that dude selling t shirts on the street.

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Are you retarded? wherever there is some-kind of phenomenon there will be someone trying to cash in on it.

>Boys Costumes
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY DAUGHTER (Formerly Son) GENDER?

I really, really like the speed effect.

Yeah. And this time it has extra merit because the main characters themselves are children, it's superheroes from their point and view and the story seems to be written that way. It's a smart choice desu

>It's not pretending to be this super serious shit that they've been pumping out lately
DC has pretty much given up on being serious since Justice League. It's a shame because at least they were doing something different. Now they're just going after the safe Marvel money.
They're doing a good job at it, but still. Shame.

cringe as fuck holy shit

>b-but it looks fun
AHAHAHA
SAVE US /film/

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Makes me bretty hard desu

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So many shills itt

The humor is nice and organic, too. This movie’s going to be so much fun.

>GET HIM, BATMAN!
>DC logos on toys
So DC comics exists in this universe? Man, that is so stupid.

He's been in a lot of capeshit. He was in GotG, Aquaman and soon both Shazam and Captain Marvel.

EAT

Fucking based.

Based Billy Dabson.

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The DCEU doesn't exist anymore.

There are no DC logos on the toys. Jut eat the disc and get it over

Never read or watched any of this. Is Mark Strong bad bad guy or gatekeeper kind of guy?

Fucking kek.

In the comics, he's suppose to be a comical mad scientist, but they gave him magic in this.

He's a bald guy

Not the first time it happened.

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>it's okay when Marvel does it

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I wish I was as handsome as this man

>There are no DC logos on the toys
DC fags are retarded as always. I marked BvS logo as bonus.

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uuuhhhh

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It's not the first time the character had magic powers. The difference here is that he didn't get his own costume.

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Because Spidey was a well known superhero. Batman is a myth in Gotham in BvS.

Didn't notice. My bad guys. That's pretty retarded desu famalazoids.

Fucking awesome. I bet it’s a subsidiary of Wayne Enterprises that makes them. I also bet I know where Bruce got the idea.

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>dude quips lmao
DC has sank so far since they got rid of Zack

That was fucking retarded. The Batman toys are funny

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Cause is DC UNIVERSE ,AND MARBEL IS OHER UNIVERSE ? BOOMER

I was just waiting for that vague f-buzzword

>reddit humor
>looks actually FUN, not like the Dark Knight with its rain, amirite amirite?? :D

Holy shit guardians of the galaxy, the martian and deadpool BTFO
We finally have the true king of reddit: the movie

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Movie takes place after Justice League. That movie did feature a scene where the League got their asses kicked by Superman in a public square.

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Kino confirmed.

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get dabbed on

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>Careful, sir. They’re sharp! Might I suggest a liberal application of our complimentary buttery topping?

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This is going to flop so hard. Nobody cares about this c-lister.

Where's Robert?

Looks like a Marvel film, desu.

Looks like DC kino is back on the menu, boys!

It's just the twitter trannys
You'll see a huge drop in captain marvel threads now that they'll be spamming this shit

cringe

Bigfoot’s a myth, too. He still has merch.

looks like childish shit desu. another generic superqueero with generic powers. that being said i hope it does well at the BO.

Imagine being this insane.

more like billy upvoteson

He said the Word.

>being a hypocrite
>posting Simon Pegg quote
Some deep pottery there

Two supermen fighting is absolute shit. It was old when the matrix did it. Please stop.

>"Don't leave yet, user. Stay in bed a little bit longer with me."
;_;

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>I'm batman
>get em batman
kek

Did Zach build that place himself?

So he is gay?

Bigfoot is real you fucking shill

Based

I will literally shit myself in my theater seat if they say captain Marvel in the movie while this was just a different take for legal reasons.

looks kino

I wish.

Why would you use Dr. Sivana (basically an evil Prof. Fansworth) when you could use Black Adam? Retarded.

4U

>for legal reasons.
What reasons? In Spider-man Peter yelled Shazam, so it's okay.

Get a load of this marvelcuck

based chadzam

They can call him Captain Marvel in the comics and in the movies, they just can't call his books, merch, or other licensed products as "Captain Marvel". So rather than just have two names, they call him Shazam.

Based. Disney is finished

As far as I know, the agreement is that he can still call himself Captain Marvel, just that it can’t appear in the title, so I *hope* he names himself at some point in the movie.

Get a load of this absolute newfag

>Billy goes to intervene and realizes on the way that he has super speed as well. But no name yet. The girl asks who he is and Freddy starts calls him “Thundercrack!” Billy says that sounds like a butt thing. Then Freddy tries “Mr. Philadelphia” but they agree that sounds like a cream cheese thing. Finally, they just go with “Power Boy.”

It would be cool if Brie supported this movie the way Levi and David supported hers. But I guess she just hates white dudes

wow. you sure are informed on geek shit, redditor cucksoy.

they can't use Captain Marvel in promotional material, so it can't be in the trailer

I'm pretty sure it was called Shazaam, at least that is what i remember.

Didn't even realize it was supposed to be Sivana. Hopefully they do him justice since we see almost nothing of him in the trailer, but if not it certainly won't be the first time that the villain was the weakest part of a superhero movie.

you're welcome

Because Sivana is a better starter villain than Adam. The current incarnation is also better in terms of exposition since he can literally see magic.

Reminder that Shazam's adopted brother and sister will also get powers, and we will have this hot bitch in form fitting costumes.

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>she just hates white dudes
Levi is a jew tho

Well that scene where his friend says his name is Sparkle Fingers implies that there will be a part where he's trying to decide on a superhero name. I will be surprised if they don't at least toss Captain Marvel out as a possible name.

Good God.

BASEDZAM HOLY SHIT

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VNMMMMM VNMMMM
GET DABBED ON DISNEY FUCKS

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No he's not. He's literally a christian. Levi is his middle name.

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Zach’s a Christian from Louisiana. His real last name is Pugh and his family’s originally from Wales.

>it's a mark strong plays villain episode
is he trying to compete with willem dafoe?

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>Didn't even realize it was supposed to be Sivana
That's because mark strong is way too young and buff to play the character. I will still give it a chance though.

He isn't though. He literally changed his last name to Levi because it sounds more Jewish so he could get roles. He also made several posts on his social media defending his Christian beliefs.

>he doesn't know
He's a goy outjewing the jews, christian conservative and Zack supporter, /ourguy/ as it gets

He isn't.

>low-budget ($80-90 million which is lower than any previous film in DCEU or MCU)
>directed by a low-budget horror hack who first stepped foot on a real film set less than 5 years ago
>written by Literally Who
>shot by the artistic eye that brought you The Nun
>starring some washed up TV actor and that angry twin of Stanley Tucci
>going by the trailers, it looks like shit, as if it was some no-budget fan film with crappy costumes
>quips and le awkward teenage virgin humor

Would be surprising to see this crack $150 million worldwide.

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Are you retarded ? He is implying its a good thing.

>Michelle Borth
Nice.

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because you consume shit so basic that's your whole range of known performers.

t. whore single mother

I’m digging the shit out of this cast.

>shot by the artistic eye that brought you The Nun
He didn't direct the nun.

>when you could use Black Adam?
they are saving black adam for his own solo movie starring you know who

Are we going to get a shazam cinematic universe

Fucking awesome.

she did some sex scenes that people still debate if they're real penetration or not

see>>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew

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Black Adam is getting his own movie.

>it kinda looks fun in a comfy way
>tfw i don't even like capeshit

>disney gets caught buying oscars, buying tickets for their own movies, paying their main shill platform to shut the audience score down
>DC dabs on them on charisma and Snyder's legacy alone
Holy BASED

Maxime Alexandre shot The Nun and Shazam, you fucking brainlet

>this is the kind of retard that will go see this piece of shit flick

From what I understand, the only reason he’s buff is because he’s leeching power to stave off magic cancer. I’ve heard that we get full-on frail Sivana by the end.

>snyder shit
>canon
lol

Shazam, formerly Captain Marvel, is a cultural icon

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Why did this upset so many adult children? Or is it just the redditors from Yea Forums acting up again?

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The visuals were the best part of The Nun.

>is Mark Strong bad guy
>mark strong
>playing good guys
lol

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Leaks confirmed.

Billy has been living on his own, getting in trouble and searching for his mother, whom he lost during a day at a carnival when he was very young. He ends up in the group home with the other kids (Freddy, Mary, Pedro, Eugene and Darla) and starts going to school with them. When Billy fights bullies and escapes on a subway train, he is brought to the Rock of Eternity and the Wizard makes him his champion, Shazam. Billy then goes back to his home and asks Freddy for help with superhero stuff since Freddy is a fan, and the two discover his powers and stop various crime while gaining social media status.

Years ago, Doctor Sivana was brought to the Rock of Eternity as a child to see if he was worthy, but the Seven Deadly Sins corrupted him. In present day, Sivana searches for them with the help of his father’s company, Sivana Industries. He does not get along with his brother or father. Sivana has been running a secret project under his father’s company, interviewing people who the Wizard has taken to see if they are worthy. He finds out the symbols of the Sins and uses them to open a portal to the Rock of Eternity, where he finds a magical eye that holds the Sins and learns the Wizard is weak. Sivana steals it, it is stuck in his eye socket, and he can control the Sins with it.

Billy lets the fame get to his head and encounters Sivana, who wants his power. He loses the first fight and Sivana finds out who he is and kidnaps the other foster kids. Billy then faces off with him at a carnival, where Sivana unleashes the Sins.

Billy realizes he can defeat Sivana when all of the Sins are summoned since they give him his powers. Billy eventually tricks Sivana and steals the Wizard’s staff from him to grant the foster kids powers. They become the Shazam Family, and each of the kids then help Shazam defeat the Sins and Sivana. The movie ends with Billy embracing his new family.

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COUNTRY ROADS

- In the beginning flashbacks when Sivana enters the Rock of Eternity, he sees Mister Mind in his glass case, but later in present day, when Billy enters, the case is broken and Mister Mind is gone.

- There’s a pretty cool scene in the cave where, at one point when Billy and the other kids are stuck in there, there’s a room with a ton of doors to other dimensions like in “Rebirth”.

- There is a Black Adam cameo, but only in a hologram when the Wizard is telling Billy about a champion who failed him. You can't see his face, though.

- There is a Superman cameo. Freddy the whole movie has wanted Billy to show up at school as Shazam to prove he knows him and at the end he finally does, then he says "And I brought another friend" and Superman walks in. He's in the JUSTICE LEAGUE suit. However, you can't see his face or hear his voice, so it's not Henry Cavill.

- Movie is around 2 hours and 10 minutes long.

Every guy is these days. Women are only good for porn.

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>implying merlin is not going to come back as a villain

Talk about a redemption arc.

This genuinely looks good. Can’t wait to see it.

I refuse to read because I want to go in blind.

Absolutely SEETHING marvel mutt. Enjoy Captain Cunt.

Almost heaven....

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>literally superzoomer the movie
no wonder Yea Forums loves it

>non-jewish actor with big nose typecasted as a villian
eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You know what the difference is between Zachary, Gal, and Brie? Zach and Gal don't antagonize the audience. They just smile and tell their fans to have fun watching it.

Same.

Why didn’t they have the kid jokingly name him “captain marvelous’ Instead of “captain sparklefingers” and then Shazam says “no it’s not!”

That way they can make fun of Brie Larson shitsjow amd reference his old name

this. he literally used the name because it would get him more work in (((merchant))) run hollywood

People really gonna watch this shit?

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That costume is really crappy.
>let's copy Cavill's Superman but tack plastic shit on top that doesn't at all resemble gold also make the cape look like a cheap curtain!

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because captain marvelous is not such a stupid name to make a joke about
they will try several names throughout the movie

twitter trannys*
this is no different than guardians of reddit and deadpool

She does

>angry twin of Stanley Tucci
you just outed yourself dumbass

I want to participate in that debate, source?

he drinking a Monster? what a boomer

>remember not to use my movie to dab on Captain Marvel *wink*

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Yeah because it looks fun as fuck.

>Man, that is so stupid.
It's no more stupid than everyone wearing Avengers merch after the end of the first film

I'm taking my sister to see it with me.

Why would twitter trannys like this movie? He's a straight white christian male power fantasy. It's everything they hate.

>You know what the difference is between Zachary, Gal, and Brie? Zach and Gal don't antagonize the audience. They just smile and tell their fans to have fun watching it.
Only incels like you care about actor's opinions. People will see Captain marvel despite what Brie says

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>Fat Mexican turns into giga-chad when he grows up.
Based.

It also promotes their gender theme trash

>Why didn't they just do hero vs evil version for the millionth time?
No thanks

no it looks like shit. rather watch Spider-Verse since it cares that film is a visual medium.

Yeah no. That's not how it works. Controversy always affects the box office results. This has happened time and time again.

DIVERSITY
IS
OUR
STRENGTH

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thank you

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Venom and Shazam Bro's untie!
>adam brody
oof tough break kid

absolutely based

y'all cucks
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Based DC knowing how to treat their fans well.

>6
Why not 0 like based mel, crypto?

He'll never top Jason Biggs tho
>jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=308

CHADZAM

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digital monsters

>It also promotes their gender theme trash
How?

based spic twink

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I'm an unironic nazi, but i'd racemix with her in a heartbeat.
WTF is wrong with me bros?

Actually it's Guinness

>2019
>being a nazi not a fascist
kys, it's the only way

This is a good thing.

White man's burden. Colonizing the lesser peoples is our duty.

There were xmen comics in Logan, I don't see how this is worse

>However, you can't see his face or hear his voice, so it's not Henry Cavill.
the next time you're gonna see superman in another dc movie is gonna be in like next 6-7 years. henry is never going to be superman ever fucking again. Good because he was a fucking baldlet and amy adams is an old hag.

Watching the movie.

Seething mouse shill.

post pics of her

White people ruined dabbing

>When posed the question, "where do you get your talent?", his answer is simple: "Jesus Christ".

BASED

white people ruined everything

Dude, she's 12 years old.

Black people ruined cities and society in general

Just Yea Forumsedditors and Yea Forumsmblrinas

well, they changed "marvel" to "x-men group"
this is just marvelfags nitpicking because they know they're about to get BTFO again anyway

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>captain footfungus
what did they mean by this?

No that's whites again.

/ourChad/

Incorrect. GotG has literally zero excuse for Quill being a manchild. At least Deadpool’s literally insane and Shazam’s a kid.

>Jason Segel is pretty damn funny. (Jewdar: warmer)

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if anything being raised by space pirates after his mother died would have made him hardened

cringe

Is he doing the chad walk?

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Exactly, but then Disney.

NOO MY NARRATIVE THAT THIS MOVIE ISN'T DISNEY TIER SHIT

Yes. The Stride comes naturally to Chads.

Chadzam

DAMN IT
I wanted to see the other Shazamers (and maybe the tiger)
we know the kids club is in the movie from the Funko Toys
no reason not to include them in the trailer...its not like its a real surprise seeing as no one knows shazam anyway

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Looks like a fun time

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but it will be a the big surprise in the movie, they're right not to include them
should have shown more of Sivana and the Seven Deadly Sins though. So far as far as anyone knows he's just a bald guy who wants to beat Shazam for no reason.

you're right... too old...

>despite
because of

any better pics of her butt???

13% of the population
54% of the violent crime

Keep crying jamal

True.
Jews aren't white.

Im thinking of Aquaman where the trailer showed alot of the crazy stuff he was gonna do in the movie.
This trailer looks fine but doesn't show enough of all the crazy stuff that happens (he hangs out in the city and fights a bald guy with same powers as himself)
would have been cool to see something that makes it stick out more.

ALMOST HEAVEN

they're focusing on the "discovering his powers" part, playing it for a younger audience I guess
like even the bus part is him fucking up and trying to save it

will Billy share his powers with others and make the Shazam family?

>ODGOVORI
Hi slavshit

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There's a joke in there somewhere but you're not even aware of it yourself.

she's pure sex, based.
Now compared to the Birds of Prey's casting...

yes

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>Mmm, Shazam made by DC...DC oppsoite of Marvel and Marvel and mouse bad, so gonna support Shazam, mmm
Fuck capeshit and fuck you Yea Forums

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fuck you too disney lol

>unironically implying that mosue is not bad
fuck off mouseshill

>40% reused footage, at the least
>Nothing new about the plot divulged, just attempted comedy sequences
>Shit tier Man of Steel fight sequences confirmed
DROPPED
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PICKED UP

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>Yea Forums
These people aren't from Yea Forums though
they've all been exposed: archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110130710/#110131888
Then they tried doing damage control archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/204457075/#204457075

>>Nothing new about the plot divulged
Good. Trailers give to much shit away

>>Nothing new about the plot divulged, just attempted comedy sequences
And it's a bad thing? Retard. Movie will be meh though.

I'm guessing Momoa was around?

More of an easter egg IMO. Idk, let's see if they expand on it in the movie.
Spider-verse also had Spider-man comics (I don't remember if they had Marvel logo on them, though).

>Nothing new about the plot divulged
Based Kung Fury director preventing the cancerous trailer spoilers problem in check.

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>Establishing the plot is giving away the entire plot
Yeah, if your plot is paper thin.
This fucking shitshow is obviously just PG-13 Deadpool. It's Iron Man, again, with a less charismatic lead and a fucking kid as the sidekick and Mark Strong phoning it in.
You fucking retards are delusional. There is nothing even slightly original or clever about this premise or character as it exists in this movie.

this doesn't sound like shilling at all

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>White Canadian kid
>Always one or two brown kids in the friend group growing up, always pretty normal
>tfw growing up and realizing all the Indians with IQs above 100 have been siphoned into North America and my image of Indians in India being poor mystical white people with darker skin is not the case

HOLY SHIT, i didn't even the mattress in the trailer.

>Getting this angry over a trailer

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>Meagan Goods has half skirt so you can see her buttocks and legs better
MOTHER FUCKING BASED

>William Wilson CIA

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>It's Deadpool
>It's Iron Man
>it's for kids
so it will be a hit? gotcha

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>A child with superpowers is childish
No shit, get dabbed on

Is two W's For you

Reminder that Shazam have tons of little nods to MoS, BvS, and JL.

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>WW CIA
What did they mean by this?

>#doomsday
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the problem with Marvel is not with the humor itself, is woth the fact it’s misplaced. See, the humor in the Shazam trailer makes sense for that character, but doesn’t make sense for Batman or Superman or Aquaman.

Meanwhile, 97% of Marvel characters quip the exact same way in the 20+ movies, no matter their background.

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>allowing inferior recessive genes (ie white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes) to be permanently and irrevocably replaced by superior dominant genes (black skin) and ending the white race forever
>"""colonizing"""
white genocide is literally self-inflicted

He's not the Kung Fury director, but I hope you knew that

Thank fuck. If there has been one thing that has ruined movies for me, it has been trailers spoiling the whole movie.

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Damn, never knew women simply being not-fat is the same on the superhero scale as roiding bodybuilders who sacrifice their health and spend 10 hours on gym per day to look big.

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>6 tickets for Shazam please

I literally love TDK and I have nothing against grimdark movies. On the contrary, I think TDK is fun as well. I'm sorry that using one word is reason enough for you to get triggered. If you know so much about Reddit, you should perhaps go there instead of bitching and moaning about other people's use of words

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no, they say a magic word

>NOOOOOOOO The DCEU is dead! T.this isn't connected at all!

shoo shoo conniving jew

This one tie to Birds of Prey.

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Been talking about the actors ya goof

Niggers are the scourge of humanity. Shit colored people in general are.

Will Cavill Superman appear in this movie?

Looks fun.

Are (You) a fan of SHAZAM
Single white male
Heterosexual
American boy
Zyklon generation
Aryan born
Man

If (You) are then THIS movie is for (You)

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Eat The Disk faggot youtu.be/mjJfFeto5Is?t=75

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Literally me

>unironic nazi
So what?

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From Shazam trailers.

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When I posted this picture on Vero Zack Snyder himself actually liked it.

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Based

Grace Fulton looks like prime cunny

A reminder that hours after Venom soundtrack was announced, Kamikaze came out.
Will continue the pattern?

>>low-budget ($80-90 million which is lower than any previous film in DCEU or MCU)
why are you posting this like it's something that works against the film's success?

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The Nun wasn't an ugly looking film so your point is moot

discord.gg/3gRbYMZ

server for trannycore

>Dijimon Hounsou

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More capeshit? I can't wait.

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>get'em batman!
I swear everytime I see more of this movie I want to go see the movie more.

She's in her 20s, pedo

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>silence [...] who said
>2 min silence [...] DC is dead
Quite a complicated metaphor

I honestly don't understand why they need an older actress to play her superhero version. In the comics she is also the oldest of the Marvel family and when she transforms, she basically looks the same age.

Imma dab on the cashier after I have procured my Shazam ticket.

ideally Freddy would also stay the same age because he was Captain Marvel Jr., but the new comics are like this...

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cringe

>no romance

Fucking finally

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redpilled

see

He should've done the Zyzz variation.

based snyder

Looks like it.

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>o-only incels won't give money to people who insult them
Happy to be an incel then.

So how come every shitskin wants to live in white countries and not vice versa?

I loved DC as a kid and then hated the stupid Snyder dumbass shit, this Shazam trailer looks like a load of fun, I hope that DC will finally recover from the years of trash.

kek
eat the disc mousedrone

>and then hated the stupid Snyder dumbass shit,
lmao, fuck off back to r/truefilm

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Wish I knew why all capeshit fans seem like they have Down's Syndrome whenever they go online. Can't even say a trailer looks good without captain originality over here telling me about reddit.

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bretty ebin :DDD

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