Finally get a gf

fuck off hugs are the best

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cringe

greys asneedomy

>he fell for the gf meme
oof

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>actually watching shit with her and not fucking her 10 minutes into every movie
lol what

yikes, someone's got mommy issues

This but unironically, the intimacy they give and the feeling of security are just the best. It's like with sex - it's not the penetration that's the best part, it's the looking in each other's eyes, holding hands, kissing in ecstasy that are the most wonderful part of the whole ordeal.

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finger her asshole while you watch dummy

i can tell you're a hugless virgin

>have gf
>she wants to get physical less and less
>says its not me, this always happens with her

fuck me lads

>get a gf
>she always wants to watch boring, obscure European art films

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>this always happens with her
heh dating a slut was surely a good idea

lol I bet you put a sheet on your legs when you watch a movie. Leave your gf before she drops you for a BBC. You'll avoid the humiliation.

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Anyone who disagrees with you is bitter from a lack of affection

that's literally the shittiest part of having sex
i've often had women complain that i dont look at them or i get caught looking at myself in the mirror

>>she wants to get physical less and less
>>says its not me, this always happens with her
I would leaveless intimacy is a sign she is getting bored.not to make you insecure..But think about it why would you want to stop having sex as much with your gf?The only reason unless she was depressed is she is getting uninterested.

You can ease her into kino like i did with my girlfriend/sister
Start with entry level kino with fast pced plots

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Éric Rohmer movies aren't obscure at all and are very easy to get into.

I hope male vitality supplements help your cirrculation and heart cause being that fat and mad can't be healthy

i dont care if this is bait...i have to warn you...she's cheating on you....now fly you fool.

it was rud paul's drag race for me. what do women like to watch that shit?

It could be worse
youtube.com/watch?v=Zsae1i9vEwQ

Alright user, I'm gonna give you some medicine. First off, the idea that you HAVE to watch whatever she wants is a lie. You don't even really have to compromise, if sex is the best thing she can give you than time is the best thing you can give her. Stop letting her waste your time man, if you don't wanna watch the office or whatever other shows she likes than speak up. Maybe for the sake of peace (if the sex is worth it) find ONE show every now and then that is tolerable and watch it with her. Nothing more, if she doesn't like it she can leave.

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>i've often had women complain that i dont look at them or i get caught looking at myself in the mirror
check'em

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This

For me it was Queer eye

just stop being a cuck. I have a policy with my gf where we take it in turns to choose.

>gf
fucking normies reeeeee

Based and Patrice pilled

>me in car when Death Grips - Beware comes on the raido

>Shown no affection or love growing up
>Mom just bought me video games because she was too busy and didn't want to deal with me
>Get a gf in high school
>Feel love and affection for the first time
>Break up because I moved away
>Haven't felt anything close to that since with any other girl

It's been so long that I haven't felt romantic attraction to anyone since then, I lost my virginity but how long until I become a wizard?

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>I lost my virginity
>how long until I become a wizard?
Fucking never, retard. Enjoy your eternal peasanthood that you've earned.

Not really sure how I turned out being so uncomfortable with showing affection .

I even feel weird saying I love you to my own mother.

My brother doesn't have an issue with it so why me?

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>I get to do whatever I want and answer to no one
>I can go fuck a girl whenever I feel the need to
>I don't have to marry a girl and watch her grow old and die
>I get to keep all of the money I've made

Sounds pretty based

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Neither of you have or have ever had girlfriends

>>says its not me, this always happens with her
western women lol

youtube.com/watch?v=vPUZyTXERtw

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break up with her and join the trap side
it is the only way to be happy
>inb4 triggered incels: "AAAAAAAAA discord trannies REEEEEEE"

I dumped a girl because of this, she wouldn't leave me alone

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So tell her you don't like that shit and find something you can agree on, that's pretty basic.

>not even being fair partners in a relationship

Luckily my gf isn’t pleb enough to watch Greys Anatomy, but we just switch off on what shows we watch. One that she likes and one that I like. Been rewatching Battlestar Galactica with her and she’s actually getting into it ^_^

Me and my gf watched Ratatioilllie and then watched Spooky Youtube videos after. Was kino

Dude me and my gf just watch arrested development and then male obscure referenced to each other about it in public

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I'm 28 and my 24 year old gf will watch anything with me. I'm gonna make her watch nightmare on elm street tonight. Get fucked Yea Forumsirgins.

Eventually she'll say she "just doesn't like penetration". People like that are only into the rush of a new relationship, a long term stable relationship just bores them. Get out now user. Doesn't necessarily mean cheating like that one incel claims, but either way you're going to get less and less tail until you might as well be a monk.

yeah, like a man is supposed to

>only gf ever dumped me 4 years ago
>still dream about her
Kill me now

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Reminder that she would leap at the opportunity to choke on Chad's cock. Leave her now

>Yea Forumsirgins

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That cat's awesome is it actually yours?

>tfw no gf
>tfw wizard
youtube.com/watch?v=cHEWeMFWdTs

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You didn't get to know her well enough, your fault user

>tfw gf is into deep kinky sexual stuff

I just want normal sex though not anal fisting