Adamantly defends Daisy Ridley

>They blindly hated the prequels
lol no. You prequel babbies blindly like the prequels because they make you think of when you weren't a faggot

Because they didn't want prequels with none of the orginal actors they wanted a rehash nostalgia flick with Solo and Leia talking about how they've not changed at all with references galore to the originals

>What's his fucking problem?
There's an answer, but I can't tell you here. You need to talk to a man named Gilchrist.

>and irrationally hating the prequels to be contrarian dickheads
ITT: children

You’re projecting, fag.

Please name more than one time where Jay has "defended" Daisy Ridley. Why would you be so obsessed with literally nothing?

Jay has shit taste that sneaks by people because it's delivered with a very large dose of gen x ironic nihilism.

Those were his actual thoughts after the movie came out. Anything else is just a reaction to peer pressure, which Jay folds to like a lawnchair.

He's a typical "white knight"

>the prequels suck
>hes a fucking kid actor
>he hates sand
>this battle is too long
>TLJ
>seeing Han and Leia was great
>the falcon looked great
>rey and finn are nice characters
>heres this 30 minute tangent on ring theory or whatever review is done bye

I was already a 13-year-old faggot when TPM came out. Had been obsessed with the OT VHS series I had for years at that point. Read the novelization and everything before I saw it on opening day. It was fucking trash. It was the most hyped thing for years and then it was literally as far from being a good "Star Wars" movie as anything ever could be.

Even if you want to ignore it's place in history, it's objectively a terrible fucking movie. The whole trilogy was awful in just about every production aspect.

If you weren't literally a baby when it came out you wouldn't have any problem understanding this. And you're allowed to just enjoy shit. But trying to redefine reality so that you can pretend that shit is actually good is psychotic.

/r/thishappened

what's your point? The prequels still suck.

It happened to hundreds of thousands of kids my dude. I get that when you're autistic things like "empathy" may be hard to grasp but not everyone was born in 2001.

TPM and 9/11 were the 2 big coming of age events in my childhood.

just a classic case of waifuism

>been over a month since their last Half in the Bag review

what's wrong?

February movie lineup

You're literally just making up bullshit now.

im posting in a

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>what's wrong?
Hollywood

nah RLM fucking owns

Good for you

Prequel babbies

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>Jay mentions once that he likes Daisy Ridley's performance
>SW hate-obsessed user on Yea Forums literally fixates on this one comment for YEARS and brings it up every chance he can. For YEARS.
Jesus Christ some of you are downright embarrassing.

>calls other people faggots and babies
>traumatized by a summer movie not living up to his expectations
>same importance as 9/11
>h-have some empathy!

Yep, definitely a fag

Lmao, believe what you want. You can ignore the backpedaling they do when they have unpopular opinions, but it’s pretty obvious to me.

hello my fellow redditors

Did it ever occur to you that maybe you’re just retarded?

>hundreds of thousands of kids my dude
Cool unsubstatiated statement my dude. Your post rings of someone that is revising their past but they reassessed the movie at a later date and felt embarrassed about actually having enjoyed something. Ironically one post ago you're calling people psychotic for the same type of revisionism.
>TPM and 9/11 were the 2 big coming of age events in my childhood.
What a sad childhood you had that a Star Wars movie ranks with 9/11 for biggest coming of age events.

Call me autistic again because that seems like the only word in your assmad grabbag for retorts.

Childhood is thinking your internet friends make good and worthwhile points that everyone needs to hear.

Adulthood is knowing that Mike was right while still appreciating the prequels for the high minded scifi camp George intended.

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Wow, epic own, my high iq friend.

>One user mentions in an OP once that RLM applies double standards to Star Wars movies
>Friend simulator-obsessed user on Yea Forums literally fixates on this one talking and assumes to be a years long psyops campaign by an user, embarrassingly projecting his own obsession on this boogeyman red herring

Sorry for my low effort response. Please continue to obsess over your e-celebs four year old minor comment about an actress in a popcorn movie thst you didn’t like.

Nobody in this thread has said anything about double standards. What the fuck are you talking about?

Based revisionist poster

Jay can be quite wrong a lot.
>hates Zack Snyder and Batman V Superman
>hates the slow action stuff
>watches Aquaman and thinks best scene is the slow mo scene on the boat in the storm

>secretly

>shitposting on tv
>obsessed

Yet here you are defending these e-celebs. Weird. I guess you’re obsessed, too, then?

Mike has a rare wit, but precious little passion, and his chemistry with Jay is shit. RLM is mediocre at best but still better than most of what's found on YouTube (which isn't saying much).

OP is a homosexual obsessed with Jay Bauman. He's been making these threads for years with the same image every time. Remember when he used to post about Jay hating nudity even though that never happened?
He has his own headcanon of what a real person thinks because he whacks it to that imaginary version of that person.

Part of me suspects it’s the same guy/girl who still likes to imagine Garak and Bashir fucking despite them not being on tv for like 20 years.

Now listen here samefag

Official RLM members IWs

>Mike: 105
>Jay: 112
>Rich: 68
>Jack: 98
>Josh: 101

Jay is officially the smartest

Meant to say IQs

Official RLM members

>Mike: 5''
>Jay: 11''
>Rich: 6''
>Jack: 9''
>Josh: 1''

Jay has officially the longest

No, Bashirfag likes Mike and Rich, I've never seen it talk about Jay before. It's a very similar kind of autism though.
Fuck off fag.

>my dude
>I was there
>my dude
zoomer who wasn't actually there detected. Every episode had it's moments. None of them are good movies but they all have more exciting and unique events than nuSW does. Every kid I knew loved it because of podracing and Jango Fett. Nigga you lying.

based and correct.

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>when someone has a different opinion than me on Star Wars

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Good job uncovering that psyops campaign by the globalist cryptokike lizardmen.

early RLM was good. after patreon its all shit now

so it all makes sense now the hair cut the gayness he's a nazi

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it’s unconscious “I’m not a sexist” insurance

>both Yea Forums and the mainstream media is wrong
How does he keep getting away with it??

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People obsess about his opinions and can't let it go.

>What's the point of pointing out that RLM is fucking stupid for thinking TFA is not as shitty as, or even worse than the prequels?

Gee I wonder

>this opinion is inconsistent and not really substantiated
>"wow user y r u obsessed?"

>reeeeee
>don't call me out on my autism

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You're conveniently ignoring the fact that this exact same thread or some slight variation on it has been posted consistently every day for literally years now.

I remember Rich defending Rey against accusations of being a Mary Sue by simply talking in a funny voice and saying, "HURR REY IS A MARY SUE!" And now none of them will even mention Force Awakens lol. They're very much aware of how wrong they were about that movie, but refuse to talk about it.

Yeah their defense of TFA is definitely a black mark they’d rather everyone forget about. I’m guessing Mike felt backed into a corner after Disney used some of his suggestions from his prequel reviews like hiring JJ. Embarrassing to look back on now.

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>Adamantly
His name is Jay.

Daisy Ridley is least of the problems of nu-SW. She's fine for her role

I already gave you the pat on the back user. Stop fishing for compliments.

he’s probably just imagining graphic rape fantasies and twisted gore shit. sick fucccccckkkkk

>a black mark they’d rather everyone forget about
Their review is still up and they're reiterated their feelings on it several times. You faggots sound insane. You care more about their opinions on these new SW movies than they do.

>reeeeeee don't call me out on my fanboyism
RLM fanboy

for you

Remember when based Mike btfo Jay when he tried to pull that shit in the TLJ review?

I dunno, the RLM fanboys seem to be the ones FUMING that anyone dare criticize their friend simulator

And you’re FUMING that they don’t have some generic actress from a Star Sars movie.

>have
>Star Sars
Oh no no no, I win

Then why did they bash on Rogue One for all the "nostalgia pandering", even though it made complete sense for that movie because it took place right next to ANH?

They said the nostalgia pandering in TFA was one of the movies weakest aspects but they liked other things about enough to look past it. They saw nothing but nostalgia pandering in Rogue One. Is following a basic conversation that difficult for you?

jay is twisted and perverted

he just cant get the visual of daisy ridley topless corpse from silent witness out of his head

They are sponsored by Disney. If you haven't figured that out yet you are fucking retarded.

I cant believe friendless faggots watch this shit.

I saw one episode and it was so bad. They just love everything, they even liked the Hobbit movies.

>gets offended when satanists and homosexuals are insulted
Why are Americans like this?

>They are sponsored by Disney
Wrong
>they even liked the Hobbit movies.
They were good movies

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How much did Disney pay them to say The Last Jedi Killer their interest in the entire franchise and also completely ignore Ant Man and The Wasp?

>they love everything
>I’ve only seen one episode

They said that TLJ was at least better than the prequels and worth watching to fund the next Star Wars films which might turn out to be better

I stopped watching the TFA review after they spent another half-hour bitching about the prequels again. At that point, it felt like they had nothing bad to say, so they just put in some prequel-hate filler to make the video seem longer.

They didn’t say any of that. They said hopefully TFA was a set up for new stuff but then went on to say TLJ completely failed to do that and killed the franchise.

That’s because that video wasn’t a TFA review. It as a idea about everything surrounded the SW franchise after the prequels.

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>They review TFA
>"I-it's not a TFA review!"

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It literally isn’t a TFA review. Greentexting it doesn’t change that fact. The title of the video is “The Star Wars Awakens” not “Force Awakens Review”

>video named after The Force Awakens (meant to make people think it was about The Force Awakens) reviews The Force Awakens
>"I-it's not a Force Awakens review!"

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>things that never happened

The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one

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>76.jpg
>76

How many of these you've got in total?