/ALITA/

>this is my new favorite food
>I wouldn’t call it that
>I would

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We made it folks, I hope blu ray guy has good teeth.

There are probably 10 cpt.Marvel threads for you to rot in mouseboy.

imagine calling someone a discord tranny for saying this liberal propaganda is trash whilst actually being one
this is some next level jew shit

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so cute when she said that

hurrayy! waiting for you guys on March 8th

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I didn't had to until now.

If I hate this capeshit what makes you think I like the other type of capeshit?

Ah, a fresh start. Sort of, just under a new name.

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For the sake of Blu raynon what would theoretically be the best way to eat a Blu ray? I feel like it's kinda similar to glass eating

We'll continue to change them every thread.

Remember you're we're not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with us.

I'm off to bed fellas now that we've hit #99, it's 3:30am here in Australia but it was worth staying up for this occasion

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SEETHING SJW detected

Okay guys, 100. NOW i go sleep.

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Someone has the Blade Runner edit with giant hologram Alita? Think I lost it.

Put it in a blender then eat it with some yogurt

seriously
what is end game with these tranny freaks

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Yeah me too

Have a blessed and healed day tomorrow

>I hate this thread so I am gonna read it and post in it?
What mental illness is this?

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WE DID IT

GET SOME REST YOU DESERVE IT

>#100
We did it.
WE DID IT
ALITA IS SAVED WE DID IT!

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One bite at a time.

this is who Zapan reminds me of.

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I will eat a captain marvel bluray disk if /alita/ reaches #99

Nighty

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SLEEP TIGHT FRENS
DREAM OF ALITA

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You know what's great about MY LOVING DAUGHTER Alita? Internet thots can't easily dress up like her, and even in the rare event they have the body type, they'll never have the eyes. Checkmate

>saw film
>rebought the entire gunnm sries the day after
>started last order
>now waiting for the movie artbook to arrive in the mail
Gally is a miracle of the universe

I love this. Alita also just wants someone to love her.

Alright, good night anons. I'll see you tomorrow
Remember: she watches you as you sleep.

NOW THAT ALITA WON IT'S TIME FOR ALITA TWO... AND THREE... AND FOUR... AND FIVE

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Lol

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I'm still doing the /ABAG/ dub, so these are the lines left:

LINES 1:

-What brings you in here, sweets?
-Come to see the hunters up close?

- *laughs* Cupcake here's a bounty hunter
-Let me introduce you to some of your professional colleages.
-This is master Clive Lee of the white hot palm. He has over 200 confirmed kills.

-207.

-Well then this is screwhead, one of our most lethal bounty hunters.
-And then there's McTeague, the dog master, with his hell hounds.
-His biggest problem is having enough left over to identify after so he can collect the bounty.
-Home to a monomolecular edge, slices armor like butter.
-Forged before the fall by the lost arts of Urm metal energy.

-And who did you kill to acquire it?

-A hunter warrior is a solitary predator.
-You'll be competing against us for the kill.
-You can see what you're up against.

-Thanks.
-I came to ask for your help... against our common enemy, Grewishka.
-He's being protected by the system and continues rampage unchecked.
-And now he's after Ido and me.
-So I'm calling on you, my hunter warrior brothers.
-Let's band together and defeat him once and for all.

-Any takers? Hm? No?
-Share my knowledge, willing to make an exception in your case.
-If you cut meatboy loose over here and let me buy you a drink.

-Hey, watch it.

-And uh, what could I learn from a loudmouth pretty boy who spends all of his money on his face?

-Laughter and whistle

-Maybe I'll pull your arms and legs off.
-Roll your head around in the street.
-Maybe that will teach you some manners.

- *laughs* You might mess up your hair.

-Punches sound effects
-Grunt sound effects
-Sword slash sounds

I like /alita/ way more.

>we
>us

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You know what's great about MY LOVING DAUGHTER Alita? Internet thots can't easily dress up like her, and even in the rare event they have the body type, they'll never have the eyes. Checkmate!!!

I love Alita
I love Rosa

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Last thread was 100. This is 101. Nigga gotta eat the bluray. HAHAHAHAHA!

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this
that's how you do it safely

Thats a new one for me! Thanks!

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I haven't seen the movie yet. Why did she fall in love with this guy?

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Record the lines into Vocaroo and send 'em with which line you did.

LINES 2:

-You do not deserve such a weapon.
-I heard you were the heroes of Iron City
-I am not impressed

-What the hell are you doing?

-I'm going to need you to stand way back.

-And if I win, you fight along side me.

-This bitch broke my nose.

-Yes I did.

-Heroes?
-All I see are junkyard punks, assorted cyber trash, and a bunch of drunken motorball burnouts to slow to play the game.

Don't do it user you'll get some fungal infection in stomach. But Alita BR tastes like a chocolate and oranges.

I did it for you Alita.

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We made it guys, it's been fun posting with you.
I guess Blu-Ray eater has left the building long time ago, such a pity.

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>forged before the fall by the lost arts of URM metallurgy
vocaroo.com/i/s0GDZR6TDwhS

Nigger what are you doing

First boy to be nice to her thats not her dad

Close,but it had Ryan Gosling looking at her.

So, is the Alita in LO the real Alita?

Thanks user!

Peak autism

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>Mars Chronicle is ongoing, at least 4 volumes are translated.
>It's all on Animebytes, but I can't give out invites because secrit club and all.
>Try nyaatorrents or just general trackers.

Oh, i am fully aware of the torrents. Was hoping some brazen cunt uploaded higher quality scans to Mega or something.
I found the original volumes in 2139x3056 on some really terrible filehost, while the ones on the most popular tracker are 1260x1800. It does make a difference if you have a big screen and try to appreciate details instead of skimming through the pages

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>First boy to be nice to her thats not her dad
Seems too unrealistic

Top kek, nice work user.

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because young girls typically will have a crush on a slightly older boy who wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle.

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Would Alita have done better if it had a cute japanese girl instead of the CGI character we got?

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mediafire.com/file/26goayvkraudnl6/Alita_Webms.zip/file
mediafire.com/file/wlnpfab5rdm444d/ABAG_Fan_Work_Archive.zip/file

webms and other OC work done throughout /ABAG/

Yes.
But in general, I am waiting for a full happy ending from films.
This will be my canon.

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He's a capeshitter himself.
Those threads are made by the same handful of people behind apmost all capeshit and starwars spam on Yea Forums. I wouldn't doubt they're behind the Alita threads too based on the archive links
>Reminder we have found the group behind ALL the capeshit(marvel, dc and fox) and nu star wars spam. The links below are just a few of the "main" ones. Currently they're spamming captain marvel threads and then they will move onto shazam
twitter.com/suloverock1
twitter.com/Joshbryan321
twitter.com/SupesBatsy
twitter.com/darkknight1923
twitter.com/CorvanCorvux90
twitter.com/DemonsToxin
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110149828/#110152899
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110149828/#110153014

noted. how about everything lower case?

>subject
/alita/

>comment
alita: battle angel general discussion
previous: >>

Yeah, I realized it after looking at cosplayers. They look ridiculous and this just wouldn't work with a real life actress. CGI Alita is so much better. Cameron knew what he was doing.

it would've done better if they marketed it better. Also if people weren't deterred by her anime look.

To all the haters

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Alita, my love for you is like a truck.

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So was she just stupid or both stupid and horny?

mama mia

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all that mouse cucks SEETHING

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Berserker...

Both. Naive is a better word. Too trusting.

I'll do more tomorrow if you repost next thread

Alita is the gateway waifu and Rosa is the destination.

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YOU CANT KEEP THIS UP

Forever Alone edition(tm)

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URM BERSERKER

>iphone poster
Hi The mods won't be able to save you from interpol

Absolute madman.

I don't want anons to repeat though, this is a group effort.

That scene where she is happy and smiling made me feel things long forgotten.

He's a pretty bad boy and he treats her nice. Alita is naive and all that, but honestly, it doesn't take too much for two pretty teenagers to fall for each other.

>Alita appeals to the most entrenched Yea Forums autists and even the most basic bitch normies
I swear to God, every one of Jim's movies is a unique case study (not to discredit Rob Rod, just focusing on Jim here because his autism is all over this movie). How does he do it, bros? How?

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BERSERKER

He's a fucking genius that knows how to appeal to both ends of the IQ spectrum.

Put on some salad dressings and chuck it all in.

Patreon whores eternally BTFO

nobody is very smart when they have their first real love. I have made mistakes and handled the fallout terribly and am currently in an ambiguous separation. It's all what makes her good character. She's relatable. She sees what she wants in him and ultimately matures afterwards.

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Latinas are discount Hapas so it's good enough

>Alita appeals to the most entrenched Yea Forums autists
But Yea Forums and /jp/ don't like it. And you shitskins from facebook definitely aren't part of this site or its culture

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It's not hard, most sci-fi pull it. You just have to give up the Yea Forums crowd

Good night based Aussie.

>tfw missed the teenage love window because of severe autism

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where did i see this pose before

In the manga she literally says to another character that she can't afford to be any dumber, bless her heart.

Seriously it's why you had to hide away in a general. The actual culture of this site is against everything you believe

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>Producer/Director's passion project
>Limited marketing campaign
>Mediocre critic scores
>Great reaction from actual viewers, Yea Forums doesnt shut the fuck up for weeks
>Fans watching box office closely, hoping for a sequel

You guys better pray it doesnt end up like the last time

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A blessing and a curse, user.

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I think the influence of Robert Rodriguez is severely overlooked. A lot of Alita reminded me of the best parts of his magnum opus, Spy Kids 3D: Game Over.

If you are truly not being paid to make posts like this, I certainly hope you're aware of the fact that you are basically doing free advertising for this movie by making posts like this anyway. Why do you care so much about fantasy movies? Why don't you focus on your own life instead. You might be neglecting a few things.

Glad to see my oc being spreaded

How is it a blessing though?

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Alright anons, I really want to stay up more, but I've been up for 26 hours and I need some sleep before I pass out. Just know it was amazing being on that ride to #99 and I hope to keep sharing Alita memories. Good night!

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Jimbo will not allow it

>Yea Forumsmblr pretending we liked pacific rim
LMAO

Remember to post webm when you Eat Blurays.

The difference with that film though is Cameron owns all the rights to the property. And almost none of the people who worked on the first Pacific Rim worked on that sequel. The Alita sequels would be faithful.

Because Yea Forums and Yea Forums and /jp/ have """""secretly""""" been usurped by crybaby tranny discorders over the last few years. They put all thier eggs in the wrong baskets and now they're salty and seething

Actually this. Pretending those boards are even remotely the same as years before outs you as the actual newfag. It's hilarious how they keep digging and no one tells them.

but then why are you here too?

mfw I ignore Jerome and just have a good time in /ABAG/

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Wait a second he directed spy kids 3d? That was my first 3d movie and I loved it when I was a kid!!! This explains everything!!!

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>cries about trannies liking it all the time
>but muh /jp/
Oh the irony. /jp/ is FULL of people like aeromatic you retarded faggot.

apex kek

>tranny freak tries to call anyone else a tranny
Holy shit this is hilarious

Nigga i've been there when it initially released, i remember pretty well how it has been here.

>The "hey guys im gonna go watch it for 5th time" autists
>The constant checking of box office stats and praise to china, hoping for a sequel or some sort of concinuation
>The waifus, which in case of Pacific Rim also included the Jaegers

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Two minutes of photoshop.

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>so new that they can't stop calling posters newfag
fresh off the boat from reddit eh kid?

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this will do

>he thinks the boards obsessed with cgdct and 2hu aren't full of trannies
>when literally all screenshots from tranny discord chats are full of people with 2hu avatars
Your cognitive dissonance is showing.

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Film>Manga>OVA

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I liked.
It was a simple, good, beautiful film.
He had a soul and a heart.
Not as big as Alita's, but his own.
He was a breath of fresh air in a stuffy capeshit hell.

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Objectively speaking, of course

This sequel is a travesty

>100
this has to be a shitpost r-right?

fuck your shit

This but unironically. Film had more soul and better concepts than the rest put together.

Yea Forums has always been a shit SJW board, they don't call it /comblr/ for nothing. Saying /jp/ has been usurped by discord trannies just tells me you've never been there and don't have even the faintest idea about that board. Nu-Yea Forums is full of braindead underage zoomers like Yea Forums but with enough bitter oldfags around to still retain some modicum of board culture and order. Discord trannies haven't usurped shit and are completely irrelevant. They mostly just post on "racist" boards like Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /pol/ and /r9k/ where they believe they're fighting culture war against altright and incels, but with little success.

>alita tourists get exposed
>cry for the mods instead of ignoring it only to confirming it being true
kekeke

Get yourself the Open Matte of BR2049, man.

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China is blowing up with Alita.
youtube.com/watch?v=zGnIjO-ghkw

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Manga>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Film>>>>>>>>>>>>>OVA

>run time is 2h2m
>122m=7320 seconds
>that's 175680 frames at 24fps
>my average screenshot size is 2.5MB for 1080p videos
I'm unironically scared I'll have 100's of gigs of freeze frames of Alita when the bluray comes out.

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>2139x3056

All the scans I have are around this size. I can't speak for the quality because I'm a pleb.

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You're talking to a genuine newshit shill thats old line was saying that Yea Forums is the most normalfag board on the site which is why they don't like it

Yikes.

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You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.

Going tomorrow for the 4th time on a huge IMAX screen that can show 70mm movies

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Interlinked.
With her, Agent K will finally be happy.

Yeah /jp/ is a really manly board lmao
warosu.org/jp/thread/S7759415#p7759536
warosu.org/jp/thread/S9892074

we're all gonna make it

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Why do it take you so long to find these threads from before your culture wars started, beaner?

>Manga
A lot of trash.
A lot of plot delay.
A lot of plot twists for the sake of twists.
The author has only one successful character and he exploits it. Turning history into endless shonen.

CHINA NUMBER ONE

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rolling

>Film>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OVA>>Manga
ftfy

El no speako correct English, Paco?

CHINA NUMBER ONE

oh shit nigger what are you doing?

>turned into pg13 trash to get more people in seats
>soul
I bet you think it's a passion project to too

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why not make an original movie if the original source suck then?

>20 years in the making love letter to his waifu
>not a passion project

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Grewishka/Makaku was handled better in the film.
Killing Kibako > kidnapping a baby

CHINA NUMBER ONE

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>ywn feel her ivory fingers cupping your balls
Why even live?

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>handed it off to rodriguez and has the apes signature style instead of camerons
>passion project
Glad you understand it has no soul though

>show him that his beloved /jp/ has always been populated by effeminate men and trannies
>reeee beaner muh culture wars
>2019
>still pretending anime isn't trannie's favorite hobby and that like capeshit it's a general vector of infantilization
Back to t_d

CHINA NUMBA WAN

>turned into pg13 trash

Do you like to eat an endless whirlwind "a copy of a copy of Alita by the way was told about cosmic cancer thought up after a hard drinking?"

中国第一

>it doesn't have a soul because it doesn't have muh r-rated violence
grow up kid, you can still deliver something with soul without excessive blood splatter and heads exploding
and they got pretty creative to go around that pg-13 rating

Oh, smart mouse drone.

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See you guys next time in the sequel!

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who coulda seen in it coming?

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Hello everyone, Robert Rodriguez here, how many of you cyber-hombres want an Alita sequel?

Please answer by way of pictures of oranges you've bitten into . If you collect.. hmm... lets say... 50 into one images and post it to me I'll personally fund the sequel myself. You've got 1, lets see 49 others.

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nice melon

A few of those were posted in end of last thread

safe travels user

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I love big titties, but let's not sexualize Alita, thank you

>Anime makes you gay
>Alita makes you straighter
I don't get it.

wait, is this ABAG 100?

Taste receptors work?

nu :(

It's GABAgool 001

i tried but assholes mods deleted the thread

Alita's best quality was ambiguity. I feel like the framing story would have felt much less cool if it was all just given to you like a lot of movies would. She has boxxy appeal. I wouldn't pay money to see it, but it's all over openload right now.

Does it matter what the number is?

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>Finished cigar
>Flan is settling in fridge
>Should be ready to consume tomorrow morning
>added a splash of orange concentrate to the caramel, very excited to see how it'll turn out
Now if only THE GODDAMN MANGA WOULD ARRIVE IN THE POST ALREADY GODFUCK

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uhhhh sequel when?

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Just finished the manga. I have no idea how they're going to adapt some of the later stuff that gets super fucking retarded.

madlad

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Yea Forums jannies are so self righteous and shitty

>if you want to escape reality and like media that promotes friendship you have teh autismos
Quality article you got there normies.

>adapt some of the later stuff that gets super fucking retarded
Cuts and changes.

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There's only three movies covering the first 6 or so volumes. Wouldn't be surprised if 20 - 40 years from now some corporate schmucks try adapting the rest of the series though.

>tfw we went beyond 99
truly based

not at all, I just wondered.
when I come home form work I read through all the ABAGs I missed during the day and I want to make sure I get them all.

Never.
Sorry.
t. James.

Really interesting on what the trilogy will end.

Doubt it. They will likely go beyond the first series.

based and flanpilled

> Taste receptors work?
Yes. And my tears are working too user (every time when i go to watch Alita in IMAX).

These were wonderful days.
Tomorrow I will go watch Alita for the last time.
Goodbye.

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fuck, this is the second time in my life i miss out on partying like its '99

:(

>Back to t_d
based tranny

the 100th and final /ABAG/ is here pic related here now thread is /alita/ starting here

why the name change?

that's a lovely picture. thank you very much!

Anyone has this scene but with Alita edit?

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and reddit

...

It was posted in the thread.

check

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Help me guys! Mimi (mobile shitty app) wont let me go to #100 can anyone post a link straight to #100?

Thanks. I am updating the Alita folder shared in the last thread.

THIS IS NOT A
THIS IS NOT A
SWAN
SWAN SONG

You forgot to upload your epic momiji meme my fellow reddit friend

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What am I gonna do with myself once the hype dies down and no one discusses the movie anymore, anons?

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You're in it right now.

Wait for BD release
And then for the sequel

I see, will now be waiting for that blue ray guy

you find another bandwagon

Come to Yea Forums and lets have a gunnm thread there.

Don't worry you'll have to defend it a lot when the bluray comes out as thats when actual Yea Forums posters with taste will watch it and shit on it

F L A N
G A N G

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People would have to read the mangas then, otherwise the majority of the posts would be about the movie.

>a GUNNM thread in Yea Forums
SUUUUUURE.
the few decent conversations about alita i had, before the movie, were on /m/

Those people will get healed by Alita and regret not supporting her movie.

Wait for Blue Ray, wait for the sequel, read the manga, draw art, train the Photoshop skill, wath Blade Runner 2049.

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there was never any hype. It was all shilling and autism. Once it was clear cameron was adapting the OVA instead of the manga, it was clear this was botched.

That's the same kind of pleb dogshit fans of fury road, pacific rim and countless others claimed for their flavor of the month meme movies

dunno how to spend the rest of the day. /abag/ should i watch avatar?

he's not adapting the OVA either so gtfo shill

>Come to Yea Forums
You wanted to say /m/
Yea Forums absolute plebeians and lumpens do not understand the power of engineering

you can't talk about old anime on Yea Forums. everyone who cares has already read/watched, digested, and cemented their personal interpretations of anything over a few years old.

They also don't like being reminded of how utterly pathetic modern anime is compared to the golden age.

he literally not only adapted the OVA, but copied it verbatim, and used manga material to pad the runtime out to two hours.

I'M SORRY THAT FACTS TRIGGER YOU

we still have bluray and sequels to be excited about.

The movie is literally an adaptation of the OVA. Ido's ex-wife only exists in the OVA.

Dumb hook.
But you are trying.

>have a faithful adaptation
>dude he's just copying the source material!

>have a liberal adaptation
>dude it's nothing like the source material!

see get biting those oranges

Late reminder that all of you must thank the Spanish Empire for

>Rosa Salazar
>Robert Rodríguez
>Panama City as Iron City
>Zapan aztec decorations on his back

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They'll never name a movie Panzer Bride.

The ova is not the source material. The ova is utter garbage. Thus the movie is utter garbage.

there are no mars flashbacks in the ova
there's no motorball in the ova
nova is never mentioned in the ova
panzer kunst is never mentioned in the ova
alita doesn't discover the berserker body in the ova
hugo is named yugo in the ova, and steals spinal columns instead of parts
Damascus blade is not in the ova

Thank Spanish Empire!
Plus Ultra!

Just because you are upset, does not mean something was posted specifically to upset you.

This fact is why people cheered for the movie to flop, cheered when it flopped, and are cheering now that it is cemented as a flop.

Thanks for invading great conquistadors!

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Have we reached sequel numbers yet?

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>with manga material as padding

Has he eaten the bluray yet?

>350 to break even
>has made 400 internationally
>i-it's going to flop anytime now! says shill stuck on an old script

The ova is the source material of the film

How will you feel when the sequels get announced despite your "flop"? Will you cry angry tears and gnash your teeth?

never ever

Gracias, Based Spain.

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Sad :(

He's nowhere to be found. He's fucking gone. He hasn't even posted his cycle copypasta since #95.

and that is why the movie is garbage. they should've ignored it

No, but we might if we all buy blu-rays.

I don't tend to respond to things that not only haven't happened, but won't.

japan

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New concept art from the art book

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just saw it last night. overall i really liked it.
my only gripes were as follows:
-entire movie is just a set up for a sequel, and not a self-contained story
-several characters were set up only to never be seen again (im guessing they will reappear in the sequel)
-love interest was boring and definitely the weakest actor in the movie
besides that i loved it and cant wait for the sequel

But say hypothetically. How will you respond?

n-no it needs 350 to break even which means it really needs 500 to break even!!!!! i'm a hollywood insider guys!!!@!

Don't they still make money when added to streaming

This general is slower now that the majority of shills have fucked off to Captain Marvel threads.

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Stand below France.
I can't be inactive.
Vanya, horse!
We are going to take Alita.

why do you keep acting like the fact you know less than nothing about economics is proof the movie hasn't flopped?

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>This general is slower
Because the goal was 99, an endless general.
We fall asleep.
Angel dreams us.

Japs are slow to go to the cinemas
For Avatar for example, opening weekend was only 4%, lower than any other country

>32,000

>regularios still calling each other normies in 2019
weebs are really left behind mang

...

fury road and pacific rim are pretty gamer tho and so is Alita
you're just gay lmoa

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Keep rewatching the movie and starting new alita threads on Yea Forums
>Hey, what’s your problem?

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How much reverse gripping is there in the manga/anime? I've been spoilt by the hema bunch on jewtube and suspension of disbelief got way harder for these kinda things now.

I cannot believe how pure and beautiful Alita is in that body.

My artbook from Japan is supposed to be coming today.

>real Alita stays with Figure
>fake Alita continues the story
>Alita was just tumor anyway
Somehow this hurts

its minimal. it really only happens during motorball where it can make a little sense.

Yeah because the shills are now spamming Shazam shit

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Not surprising that it performed the best in weeb countries and flopped in disgusting normie shitholes.

Very nice. Ordering the manga summer or so this year. My backlog is way too big to order now.

Imagine shilling for this flop

I liked the part where nova hacks out her desire to stay with figure so she'd continue to have as much free will as possible.

then how there are at least three alitas running around the solar system in mars chronicle, not counting sechs, 11, or 12.

>That new title

I love it!

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>cute as fuck in the top image
>ugly goblin in the bottom
yuck

>>real Alita stays with Figure
>>fake Alita continues the story
explain

china isn't weeb and it under-performed there. the weeb countries are mexico and france. It flopped in the US because its was total fucking mess.

Can you fuckwads quick changing your thread tag so it dodges my filter? Thanks.

>confusing normie for normalfag in 2019

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How much money does captain marvel need to break even?
Answer us, coward!

Jelly and roast beef don’t go well together

Nice try, but you can do better.
I believe in you.

>normies
You're not helping at all

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in LO, nova puts alita's brain in a box and replaces her brain with a modified chip. at the end, she grows a copy of a non-tumor body for herself and dumps her brain into that body and gives it to figure, then fucks off to have adventures in the solar system as multiple copies of herself.

but in MC that just translates to "look at the moeblobs suffer!"

I'm glad they redesigned her hairstyle

why not just look up the budget yourself and use the axioms that have been explained to you a least a hundred times?

I mean it’s obvious right

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Doesn’t history carry the idea that it’s not important for a cyborg, with a chip in your head, a cancer, a bunch of nanomachines, that’s not what makes you human, but humanity does.
In addition, both Ality seem happy.
In addition, the films will give us a real happy ending

>200 million budget
>another 200 million for marketing
>ANOTHER 200 million for buying out theaters worldwide to kick out the competition
>China cut and deduction
So 1B?

>Total gross foreign of 278 million as of 3/3/19
>each country last report was from 2/24/19
Explain me this, /abag/

Negro, China is the biggest anime consumer in the world. How dumb are you?

I just watched it again today and none of you can stop me.

And when she comes out of the water carrying her berserker body

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That's a D-, you clearly didn't understand what was told to you. But you're at least closer to understanding why alita flopped.

no no, you don't get it, it needs over 6 gorrilion for the hollywood cocaine fund!

You should go see it again. I’ve done twice in one day with alita. Or tomorrow at least.

Enlighten me, mouse shill.

You’re STILL talking about this shitty flick? Jesus Christ, how depressing

the summary is updated before the foreign page. the summary is not a tally of the foreign and domestic pages.

You've been told literally hundreds of times. If you haven't retained it by now, you aren't going to.