Finally get around to watching Seinfeld

>finally get around to watching Seinfeld
>Hilarious show
>except for this ugly cringy faggot

What? People told me this ugly faggot was the funniest person in the show. Meanwhile George is, Jerry is funny, even Elaine has her moments. But this ugly faggot?

*walks into room and slaps everything in sight while rolling on the walls*

"JERRY. THING YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO? OH JERRY DON'T DO IT. IT'S BAD. MY FRIEND BOB SAKAMOTO DID X AND GOT HIS DICK CHOPPED OFF."

"No Jerry, do (stupid obscure thing) instead, it's much better Jerry you gotta believe me!"

My favorite episode in the series is where this ugly butthurt faggot leaves because Jerry took his keys away.

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>even Elaine has her moments
cringe, the only better character than Elaine is based Constanza

>Jerry is funny
No.

George > Kramer > Jerry > Elaine

HE gets funnier in later seasons

Jerry is a god tier straight man, which makes him funny.

Kramer has his moments but his schtick was never funny.
George (Larry) > Jerry > Random character of the week > Numan > Some literal human shit > Kramer > All the AIDS in the world > Elaine

>he doesnt remember the story of Kramer driving the bus

I’ve tried to tell Yea Forums this many times but these boomer cunts think Kramer is some kind of god, just like the normalfags you described.

>fall over every 10 minutes
>shake like you have parkinson’s
>collect millions of dollars

imagine being this retarded. Jerry’s not even a good straight man, the faggot can’t stop smiling and he sure as hell can’t act.

>call someone a nigger
>lose it all
It's like pottery

George, Newman, Kramer, and George’s dad carried the show.

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No, unfortunately he’s still a multimillionaire.

This makes me sad

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why?

Racist people no deserve money >=(

because i know if he said something antisemitic instead, he wouldn't have 2 pennies to his name

What do you want, a retarded idiot who doesn't smile?

Because I hate his face. Those should be my tens of millions

nobody's ever asked me what i wanted before, even in an irritated tone

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george > jerry > elaine > le quirky shaky open le door man

Kramer is funny because he's absolutely absurd, and because everybody knows a person like him

Jerry's role is to be a straight man who mugs about how ridiculous it all is, and also to be a gigantic asshole.
He does it perfectly

I don't.

Yes but you're a nobody.

Kramer is ok. I really started appreciating his character more about 12 years ago though.

Hes jewish you retard

George's dad is underrated.

No he isn’t. He’s the token goy.

Should've just made a spinoff called Costanza and have it revolve around George, with his dad as a sidekick.

HE'S A NIGGER!

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The character he's playing is a Jew. Tho ironically George (a goy in the show) is a stand-in for Larry David (turbokike) so I guess it balances out.

They did, it's called Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I think he would’ve been okay. He has so many powerful Jewish friends that would’ve gone to bat for him over accusations of anti-semetism.

just reading this leaves a bad taste in my mouth
seinfeld is great at giving time to each of the main four and their orbiting characters. focus on one and it turns into a sketch show

It's ok friend, it's all ogre now, just shhh close your eyes and open your mouth bb shhhhhh...

I'm Jewish and it feels good to know there is someone out there so pathologically obsessed with my ethnicity

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Fuck you faggot, Kramer is based
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>its a Kramer physically abuses his castmates for breaking character scene

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remember when he said he wanted to ring elaine's neck because she wouldnt stop laughing?
good times

>I'm Jewish
Opinion disregarded :^)

didn't she kick him in the dick after that?

Based and fuck niggers.

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