I think we should just make a normal alita thread without any /abag/ in the subject, no bloated OP, no thread linking, no shitty reddit memes. Just a simple picture + "alita:battle angel" in the subject. And this time we should mock and bully all the outsiders because our negliance have allowed them to fester and spread here. I liked discussing Alita these past few weeks but I can't stand all these obvious shills, redditors, tumblerinas, faceberg normies and discord niggers. I'd rather have shitposters and haters, who are at least native posters, than these faggot tourists.
Caleb Butler
ITT post the greatest Alita content we've gathered along these past 98 generals
>FUCKING IDIOT SKIPPED #98 You ruined it. You fucking ruined it. You ruined and stained the perfection of reaching #99. What even was the point of making all those threads if idiots like you can skip numbers whenever you want.
We were technically supposed to be at 99 two threads ago.
Jason Thomas
Was a great ride my dudes. Gonna try to watch it one last time before Thursday. All the theaters in my area are dropping everything to show Captain Marvel.
lol no. next one is #100 and thats an even BIGGGER party
Aaron Clark
Nah, that's still a general, and they're breeding grounds for cancerous cliques and immigrants. There's no reason to make a general and link previous threads. Anyone who isn't braindead or a phoneposter can use alt+f to search for alita threads in the catalog and archives.
Jordan Williams
It's crazy, I estimated we would get to #99 by Wednesday, but here were are Monday morning. The amount of love and bumping that happened.
Jerome is right about basically everything, you're a bunch of faggot emoticon using facebookshitters. That said I want the sequel to happen so keep going to the theater, goyim.
Fuck that. Obviously from the first thread that anonymous is unable to count to 99. And to ten too. The fact that we lost one number and not five is a miracle.
Kayden Myers
Someone confused the fake threads for legitimate threads when counting the archive and figured we were actually on 99.
They fucked up.
Adam Bell
I'm so glad Alita has gotten so much love, she deserves it.
>Work in BBQ restaurant >Drunk guy walks in >He is loud and gives attitude >Serve him take-away anyway to get him out of there >He fumbles and drops his hot dog and soda on the floor >He demands a refund >Get sad >Kneel down >Dip my finger in some of the hot dog's ketchup and smear it under my eyes >I remember the day shift manager's intro speech on the day I started >"I do not stand by in the presence of a wet floor!" >Drunk guy rages and throws up >Jump up on the counter to not get puke on my shoes >Drunk guy runs into the 7/11 next door >"COME INTO MY WORLD" >Security guard finally arrives on his bike >”Sorry, if he hasn’t committed any felonies, theft or damage, I can’t detain him in the 7-11.” >An old-timey guest calmly walks out of your restaurant and into the 7-11 >After a couple of minutes he comes out with the drunk guy meekly in handcuffs >Turns the old-timey guest was an off-duty cop and was able to talk the drunk guy down >"I compete in the Great Hampshire Sausage and Pie Competition with my sausages every year, and I hate to see your world class hot dogs go to waste, user"
Josiah Johnson
We did it bros. We actually made it. I was here. I witnessed it all.
The numbers are kinda cheezy though. /FFG/ does fine without them. If you don't want to be a part of the thread, hide it, make your own threads and fuck off.
>If you don't want to be a part of the thread, hide it, make your own threads and fuck off. That's the plan, retard. I hope you tourists stay in your containment thread.
John Foster
Thanks for the 99 threads, anons. Heres to #100 :)
That means 100 will be the real 99. The Battle Angel thread and the BluRay eating thread together.
Cameron Reed
We did it. Thanks Alitabros.
Nathan Rogers
marry me
James Campbell
Hey guys, James Cameron here. Thank you for the 99 threads. Im glad you enjoyed the movie.
Christian Hernandez
This is actually the 100th /ABAG/
Brody King
You did it you mad men.
You made anime real.
Jordan Mitchell
Despite how often generals start up and run, there's always some stupid faggot insisting its reddit/tumblr tourism. I've seen this through /got/, /reylo/, and now here. Just maybe these are regular posters and this is a regular occurence for the fa/tv/irgins that make up this site
I had a dream about her for the first time last night. It was a disjointed narrative in some parts but she was always there, fighting injustice and saving lives.
It was a real shitty experience staying here with you guys. Hope yall'll never get laid ever. Bye.
John Gomez
Nah. ABA was pretty much all Rodriguez. Jimbo handed his script, notes and directions to him, but didn't do much beyond that. Landau was much more involved with this project. Jimbo is too busy with Avatar sequels.
>obvious shills, redditors, tumblerinas, faceberg normies and discord niggers. do you really think these people (who are scared of Yea Forums and think everybody is Hitler) actually venture into here? The only crossposting that seems plausible is SOME of reddit users but I think it's more that people here have accounts there and just don't own up to it. Most of reddit seems completely ignorant of what happens here other than ancient jokes and stereotypes.
To JC thank you for holding on to your dreams tight enough to guard it but light enough to set her free. To RR thank you for having the drive to make this movie rise above the mediocrity of modern blockbusters and show us something with heart.
>Cameron announces there will be no sequel *arm breaks* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Carter Ramirez
Maximum /comfy/ lad.
Leo Bailey
First of all, plenty of evidence has been posted in these generals that people from those places actually do come and post here. Secondly, why do you think these "people" are always drawn to generals? It's a little hugbox for them where they can hide away from "toxicity" of the rest of the board.
David Anderson
He will add some characters I don't know. RR is surely now aware that waifu pandering is the future.
Thank you for giving our angel a chance to be loved!
Lucas Collins
cute giraffe
Daniel Powell
I hope these threads continue, I seriously think this might be one of the best sci-fi movies I have ever seen. Hands down my favorite sci-fi movie now and only movie I ever considered going to see in theaters a 2nd time.
I've been here since before the first general It is my pleasure to call you guys my niggas
Jacob Rodriguez
ONLY ONE MORE AND THAT FAGGOT HAS TO EAT A BLURAY
William Butler
Hello again. Yes, it's me, James. I just wanted stop by to say I'm really proud of you guys for reaching the 99th thread, and I know Alita would be proud too. As I said in another thread yesterday, the sequels ARE happening. Alita wont be leaving you guys anytime soon, and I hope you'll all be excited for her continued adventures. Take care guys, and do not stand by in the presence of evil. Much love to you all.
Ryder Rodriguez
panzer kunst was in the movie right? if so why would they pick a fascist sounding word like panzer?
Logan Ward
> It's a little hugbox for them where they can hide away from "toxicity" of the rest of the board. I get that. I guess I'm just finding it hard to believe any substantial influx of 'out of towners' would bother posting here when there's probably a community of sorts of tumblr and there's at least 2 Alita related subreddits. And obviously those places are inherently less antagonistic. idk who cares shit's boring
There's no point continuing these threads without any new content. I think 99 is a good even number to go out on.
If people want to make a thread about a specific Alita-related topic, or the box office, or something like that, I'm happy to contribute to those. But generals become stale over time. If you want perpetual threads, start a /99/ board.
>On some kind of ridiculously large battleship, segmented like a train >Very cramped, full of people >We walk along nearly the full length of ship, takes a while >Come to a boxing ring at the end, people are cheering on a champion >Alita knows he's a cheater, jumps in the ring to defeat him >[dream jump] >a mutative plague is spreading through some parts of the ship >it can be cured in time but we have to lock down the affected parts >we climb onto scaffolding on the outside of the ship, work together to use the panels >I hold it open while she generates electricity? to activate the locks >Not sure what happened to the sick people >[dream jump] >Aliens have invaded the ship, big muscular snakehead guys with guns >We fight them on the upper platforms of the ship, these have gravity boosters to shift between floors >We get separated for a bit, I come across an armory as well as a telekinetic i have to fight >She comes back later, kicking ass, and throwing the corpses of dead aliens onto live ones to knock them around >[dream jump] >We're spending time together in a luxury part of the ship >time moves slower in this cabin, some kind of technological marvel >Some people are on treadmills, kids are throwing bouncy balls against a wall as we pass >We use the extra time to cuddle in a comfy bed
How did MY DAUGHTER Alita manage to utterly DESTROY Captain Marvel and all Disneyshit???
Brayden Sullivan
>fascist sounding wat.jpg
Parker Gray
Titanic 2 when?
Aiden Collins
Thanks Jimbo, you've put a lil healing back into the world. Forever grateful.
Jack Price
thanks Jimbo nice of you to come by
Grayson Gonzalez
Many Fencing and historical martial arts manuals are written in German. And while to Americans, they think of ze Nazis a lot, to many parts of the world, German is quite respected as a language. Much of Easter Europe used to have German as their second language before the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Many generals have already passed, tell me about the audience in cinemas. I went five times. I noticed a lot of men and women 30+ years old. All the time, the hall was quiet, very few laughs or comments. They laughed at the obvious jokes, and over the moment Alita looks at the sleeping Hugo. I heard the comments of the surprise of cruelty in the film, and separately the surprise of the mercilessness of Alita. People seem to be unaccustomed to this. Women often came with children about 10-13 years old, but obviously they were going to watch themselves and not the children asked. Children always behaved quietly, sometimes asking for something.
Not to belittle Rodriguez, but most of the dirty and hard work was already completed by Cameron. Rodriguez basically took the notes and scripts Cameron made and adapted them.
My sister said that too, and she didn't even realize Rodriguez made it until I mentioned it to her. She said she had Spy Kids 3D vibes in certain parts
Juan Foster
I sat next to to fat black people. They were very excitable during the fight scenes.
Lincoln Stewart
Asukafag got the panzer kunst
Easton Long
6 including 1 free pre-screening offered by Jim himself
Dylan Long
Based. Thanks a lot.
Carter Martinez
8 for me. Might have to see it again as a last hurrah before I start a new job.
Aquaman made ridiculous amounts of money. Sadly, Alita did not. Theaters only keep movies if they're making enough dough from them, otherwise they get the boot.
>imagine those two having hot lesbian sex in the shower
Ethan Gonzalez
5 so far. I have a cinema pass so I will probably go a few more times just to chill before/after work.
Christopher Robinson
2027, after the Avatar sequels. The two will actually tie together. I have a lot of interesting ideas involving space travel in a retrofitted and rebuilt titanic. Please look forward to it.
This general passed at the speed of sound too so this post is dedicated to all the anons who missed it. Come join the discussion wherever it moves and we'll always have space for you
At the moment, this is the most successful film adaptation, and perhaps the only unsuccessful original idea. Yes, there is a manga but the layer of its fans is very thin. Even in the best days for her, Alita was an art-house variety.
THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD >THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD >THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD
Does anyone have some links for a convenient way to download scanlated Last Order and Mars Chronicle?
Is Mars Chronicle even translated at all?
Jayden King
family
Christopher Thomas
it works on so many levels
Jack Gomez
Seeing it for a second time tomorrow, which will be the last day it's in IMAX.
Zachary Evans
also who the fuck was that girl with alita? is her mom?
James Rogers
Twice. Once regular, once in IMAX. I'll try and do another showing tomorrow.
Cameron Cooper
holy kek
Elijah Gonzalez
Stick a fork in it, we're done. It's been fun, user.
Benjamin Turner
When is the Bluray coming out so I can buy it?
Evan Stewart
This would be genius if it was intentional, sadly just anons that can't count but still quite nice
Robert Allen
I feel like there are a lot more hardcore fans of the film than there ever were of the manga. I've seen a lot of people getting into the manga because of the film. It's my favorite manga and even in the sort of nerdy/weeaboo circles I move in people had never heard of it.
The wiki photo that was a lot of people's introduction to Rosa I'm sure
Ian Sanchez
It's been an honor
Kayden Williams
Remember that our real enemy are the kikes and the niggers who are invading Europe and promoting degeneracy in the world, Alita would kill them both if it were here with us, is our duty to kill democrats and exterminate liberals, kikes, and send niggers back to Africa
Is what Alita want from us, dont stand in the presence os evil