/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #99

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL
AND A BODY BUILT FOR BATTLE

LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE BATTLE ANGEL HERSELF
NUMBER 99
ALITA

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put me in the screencap bros!

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blessed and healed, we will have victory.

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TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD

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This was meant to be #98 but fuck it I guess

I WAS HERE

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Can't wait for thread 2523!

We did it...Alita...we did it...

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Prepare to eat the disc, mousecuck.

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We did it mates.

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I am in the screencap for #99

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=RkAhIDD1Og0

*AHEM*

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I love this fucking movie.

JUST AN INSIGNIFICANT GIRL
LIVING IN AN IRON WOOOORLD

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See generals 1 - 80 or so. Eventually they gave up when they realized their shit wasn't working.

I just woke up, guess fate ordained it. If I had slept in I would have missed it!

In case this sticks I'm tagging in.

Thanks everyone for following our angel this far. You're my favorite people. Have a drink to celebrate

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Glad to have seen it just in time. First /abag/ was yesterday and now I'm here to witness history.

See all of you when the BluRay releases!

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YOUR BATTLE ANGEL, NUMBER 99, ALITA!

TIME FOR MASS SUICIDE

Alita beat the cosmic Leviathan and that's what happened.
Who will clean the surface?

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I think we should just make a normal alita thread without any /abag/ in the subject, no bloated OP, no thread linking, no shitty reddit memes. Just a simple picture + "alita:battle angel" in the subject. And this time we should mock and bully all the outsiders because our negliance have allowed them to fester and spread here. I liked discussing Alita these past few weeks but I can't stand all these obvious shills, redditors, tumblerinas, faceberg normies and discord niggers. I'd rather have shitposters and haters, who are at least native posters, than these faggot tourists.

ITT post the greatest Alita content we've gathered along these past 98 generals

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>#99

uhhh, i think we missed #98

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>missed the 98 other generals

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Panzer CUTES!

Ready your mouth and your anus, Jerome.

hope gets salsa for his bluray chips

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Can't believe I didn't miss this. Thought I'd be at work by the time we got to 99.

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Hunter-warrior Zapan, I'm A.LI.TA.

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Sounds good to me. I was hoping #99 wouldn't come so soon.

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Congratulations.
The complete victory of the angel.

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PART-EYYYYYYYYYYY
*dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood*

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At least your tears work.

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>FUCKING IDIOT SKIPPED #98
You ruined it. You fucking ruined it. You ruined and stained the perfection of reaching #99. What even was the point of making all those threads if idiots like you can skip numbers whenever you want.

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For the power of JC and RR and for everyone who worked on this film we have to give a big thank you.

I believe in a sequel!

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I love you guys

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You're here now, that's all that matters.

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Noice

We were technically supposed to be at 99 two threads ago.

Was a great ride my dudes. Gonna try to watch it one last time before Thursday. All the theaters in my area are dropping everything to show Captain Marvel.

That comes later

You absolute madmen did it. CHEERS.

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WHY IS SHE SO CUTE!?

How about renaming, stripping the OP down and dropping the numbers? What do you think?

>Subject
/ALITA/

>Comment
Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
Previous: >>

>99
I do not stand by in the presence of evil; but I will stand in the absence of my sick fans!
youtube.com/watch?v=NSEMA78m3fs

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After #100 then?

there were a lot of Alita thread before people started counting them

ARCHIVE FAG HERE:
mediafire.com/file/wlnpfab5rdm444d/ABAG_Fan_Work_Archive.zip/file

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But you caught this one

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>previous thread was 97
>skip to 99
Oh shit nigga what is you doing?

this except don't drop the numbers (as long as people can actually count this time)

WITNESSED BY ALITA

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>99

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Calm down and read this

Viva Alita

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BASED AND TRIPLE-PILLED

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>Dr. Ido, I’m URM.

Life isn't perfect, but it doesn't need to be. Right now it's beautiful just as it is

>Alita: Battle Angel General #99
Done.

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based

dumping in best thread

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2:30am here in Australia but I wouldn't missed this for the world, glad we reached this milestone. Keep fighting the good fight anons

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if only they knew how active we've been with these and how intense the love is on this mongolian throatsinging image board.

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this

>Thank you for believing in me, user

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we did it for her

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Yay, 99!

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Okay, i was here. now i can go sleep

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>this is my favority food now
>I wouldn’t call it that
>I would

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Well done lads, it's been a VERY comfy general.

I love this movie to bits, actually made me feel again

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lol no. next one is #100 and thats an even BIGGGER party

Nah, that's still a general, and they're breeding grounds for cancerous cliques and immigrants. There's no reason to make a general and link previous threads. Anyone who isn't braindead or a phoneposter can use alt+f to search for alita threads in the catalog and archives.

It's crazy, I estimated we would get to #99 by Wednesday, but here were are Monday morning. The amount of love and bumping that happened.

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Because she's the perfect woman made by men.

Glad you could make it!

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Same.
So happy to be part of this after I missed Bella Thorne turning 18 back in 2013.

Yea Forums
ALITA

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Why they skipped numbers? Is it that hard to count?

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Jerome is right about basically everything, you're a bunch of faggot emoticon using facebookshitters.
That said I want the sequel to happen so keep going to the theater, goyim.

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She's cute in that dress. I hope we can see movie Alita in that someday.

>Alita: Battle Angel General #99
Her tears work.

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BASED JIM WE DID IT FOR YOU!!!

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Did we ever get confirmation on that guy removing the CM ad from the Alita poster?

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I love Alita!!!!

>#99, now that was a good thread

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Fuck that.
Obviously from the first thread that anonymous is unable to count to 99.
And to ten too.
The fact that we lost one number and not five is a miracle.

Someone confused the fake threads for legitimate threads when counting the archive and figured we were actually on 99.

They fucked up.

I'm so glad Alita has gotten so much love, she deserves it.

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We should keep going and make Yea Forums history as the general with most editions ever

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So next thread is #101 right?

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>Work in BBQ restaurant
>Drunk guy walks in
>He is loud and gives attitude
>Serve him take-away anyway to get him out of there
>He fumbles and drops his hot dog and soda on the floor
>He demands a refund
>Get sad
>Kneel down
>Dip my finger in some of the hot dog's ketchup and smear it under my eyes
>I remember the day shift manager's intro speech on the day I started
>"I do not stand by in the presence of a wet floor!"
>Drunk guy rages and throws up
>Jump up on the counter to not get puke on my shoes
>Drunk guy runs into the 7/11 next door
>"COME INTO MY WORLD"
>Security guard finally arrives on his bike
>”Sorry, if he hasn’t committed any felonies, theft or damage, I can’t detain him in the 7-11.”
>An old-timey guest calmly walks out of your restaurant and into the 7-11
>After a couple of minutes he comes out with the drunk guy meekly in handcuffs
>Turns the old-timey guest was an off-duty cop and was able to talk the drunk guy down
>"I compete in the Great Hampshire Sausage and Pie Competition with my sausages every year, and I hate to see your world class hot dogs go to waste, user"

We did it bros. We actually made it. I was here. I witnessed it all.

The first image I saved.

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The cinema was removed by Alita’s billboard.

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Nah, that would be retarded and would turn the entire board against Alita

lol this looks like a hxc demo cover which is a good thing

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The numbers are kinda cheezy though. /FFG/ does fine without them.
If you don't want to be a part of the thread, hide it, make your own threads and fuck off.

What do you all have to say to these two men?

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sequel when

Thank you based Boatman
Thank you much less based Mexican Spyman

I see happy fathers.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH DELETE THIS

...

>meme director, never directed a good movie, actually impressive he made Alita, probably just jimbo ghost directing
>good director

ALL HAIL !

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When worldwide gross hits 500m never

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>Well, look at you. You were right... A thread #99 spirit deserves a #99 thread.

The whole poster was gone when the user went back to the theater.

thank you for the desperately needed adrenaline shot in an age of mediocrity. Ave, JC, Ave, RR.

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Jimbo make the sequel you fuck!!!

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>If you don't want to be a part of the thread, hide it, make your own threads and fuck off.
That's the plan, retard. I hope you tourists stay in your containment thread.

Thanks for the 99 threads, anons. Heres to #100 :)

We did it

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Bye Jerome.

Thank you... for saving me.

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That means 100 will be the real 99. The Battle Angel thread and the BluRay eating thread together.

We did it. Thanks Alitabros.

marry me

Hey guys, James Cameron here. Thank you for the 99 threads. Im glad you enjoyed the movie.

This is actually the 100th /ABAG/

You did it you mad men.

You made anime real.

Despite how often generals start up and run, there's always some stupid faggot insisting its reddit/tumblr tourism. I've seen this through /got/, /reylo/, and now here. Just maybe these are regular posters and this is a regular occurence for the fa/tv/irgins that make up this site

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thank.
You made me happy.

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>99
HEALED!

(((they))) have a rat on the general

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I had a dream about her for the first time last night.
It was a disjointed narrative in some parts but she was always there, fighting injustice and saving lives.

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T-Thanks, you too!!

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Thanks for making anime real

Actually sorta fitting that it's both #99 and #100 in the same thread, double the celebration

Tell us what you remember

this

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Thank you, for saving us.

postan in #99

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is not real

It was a real shitty experience staying here with you guys.
Hope yall'll never get laid ever.
Bye.

Nah. ABA was pretty much all Rodriguez. Jimbo handed his script, notes and directions to him, but didn't do much beyond that. Landau was much more involved with this project. Jimbo is too busy with Avatar sequels.

why use the low effort version?

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Dubs and RR gets Anya and Moner for the sequel,. Pure spic kino.

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>obvious shills, redditors, tumblerinas, faceberg normies and discord niggers.
do you really think these people (who are scared of Yea Forums and think everybody is Hitler) actually venture into here? The only crossposting that seems plausible is SOME of reddit users but I think it's more that people here have accounts there and just don't own up to it. Most of reddit seems completely ignorant of what happens here other than ancient jokes and stereotypes.

You know what they owe us.
Do it.

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We made it lads, time to celebrate

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Too late, I already got laid.

I'm proud of what we've accomplished, anons. It's been an honor serving with you.

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To JC thank you for holding on to your dreams tight enough to guard it but light enough to set her free.
To RR thank you for having the drive to make this movie rise above the mediocrity of modern blockbusters and show us something with heart.

>#99

Good shit bros. Alita would be proud.

Love when the mice are burning.

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To play Alita? I'm sorry but only Rosa will do, user.

post celebration webm

Thanks you to everyone involved in making Alita. I have no idea why it speaks to me so much, but it does.

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8:45 to hug Alita for a job well done
youtube.com/watch?v=timN6rZJPDw

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Mfw this general hit #99

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Would wear proudly

READY TO EAT THAT BLU-RAY, JEROME?

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>Anya and Moner for the sequel
But who should they play?
Is that in the third part, the operator from the Security Service Zalem.

Any special .webm requests, guys? Specific ones that we haven't seen before.

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time to enjoy the 99th thread with a nice peruvian cigar.
and im making flan later
today is a good day

>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FLOP
>CAPTAIN MARVEL WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
>AAARERRRGH

Moner probably, Anya is too expensive now.

This needs to be a webm, such a great Rosa moment

Based tbqhwy

>wake up
>ABAG #99

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Not all Germans

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Can you get that one short shot of her face when she slices the cainsaw fingers near the end with her sword?

I love the look on her face in that one short shot.

HISTORY IN THE MAKING

GOD BLESS YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS

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based webMaster, please, one last one

This is a cowardly mouse bot, it never fulfills obligations.

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One where she destroys the tank shits i forgot the name but the big battle in the hunter water citadel

i love you all.
consider yourself *smooched*

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>Cameron announces there will be no sequel
*arm breaks*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maximum /comfy/ lad.

First of all, plenty of evidence has been posted in these generals that people from those places actually do come and post here. Secondly, why do you think these "people" are always drawn to generals? It's a little hugbox for them where they can hide away from "toxicity" of the rest of the board.

He will add some characters I don't know. RR is surely now aware that waifu pandering is the future.

I RECOGNIZE THAT IMAGE

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Who's getting the 99 get, lads?

Thank you for giving our angel a chance to be loved!

cute giraffe

I hope these threads continue, I seriously think this might be one of the best sci-fi movies I have ever seen. Hands down my favorite sci-fi movie now and only movie I ever considered going to see in theaters a 2nd time.

Personally, I have both saved. I save everything.

99 GET
AND IT'S SHIT

Just make the next one 99 too.

Congratz guys
Also Thank you James

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Man I think I joined this general at like #15 it's crazy to see how far it's come since then

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they can make original characters like the OVA

Blessed 99 dubs

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can you zip all the webms and upload them to mediafire or so?

Healed by Alita

Here you go.

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I've been here since before the first general
It is my pleasure to call you guys my niggas

ONLY ONE MORE AND THAT FAGGOT HAS TO EAT A BLURAY

Hello again. Yes, it's me, James. I just wanted stop by to say I'm really proud of you guys for reaching the 99th thread, and I know Alita would be proud too. As I said in another thread yesterday, the sequels ARE happening. Alita wont be leaving you guys anytime soon, and I hope you'll all be excited for her continued adventures. Take care guys, and do not stand by in the presence of evil. Much love to you all.

panzer kunst was in the movie right? if so why would they pick a fascist sounding word like panzer?

> It's a little hugbox for them where they can hide away from "toxicity" of the rest of the board.
I get that. I guess I'm just finding it hard to believe any substantial influx of 'out of towners' would bother posting here when there's probably a community of sorts of tumblr and there's at least 2 Alita related subreddits. And obviously those places are inherently less antagonistic. idk who cares shit's boring

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it cured my erectile disfunction

Came here for this.

Based Jimbo

MODS STICKY THIS
DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF EVIL
STICKY THIS

Obligatory

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Japs have a hardon for Germany.

based

There's no point continuing these threads without any new content. I think 99 is a good even number to go out on.

If people want to make a thread about a specific Alita-related topic, or the box office, or something like that, I'm happy to contribute to those. But generals become stale over time. If you want perpetual threads, start a /99/ board.

>Whose rules do I live by?

Yeah, I know, I don't feel in charge.

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not the same thing. i never wanted CIA and Bane to bang. Alita and Zapan however...

Take care Jimber

Where are you?

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I want to believe

>On some kind of ridiculously large battleship, segmented like a train
>Very cramped, full of people
>We walk along nearly the full length of ship, takes a while
>Come to a boxing ring at the end, people are cheering on a champion
>Alita knows he's a cheater, jumps in the ring to defeat him
>[dream jump]
>a mutative plague is spreading through some parts of the ship
>it can be cured in time but we have to lock down the affected parts
>we climb onto scaffolding on the outside of the ship, work together to use the panels
>I hold it open while she generates electricity? to activate the locks
>Not sure what happened to the sick people
>[dream jump]
>Aliens have invaded the ship, big muscular snakehead guys with guns
>We fight them on the upper platforms of the ship, these have gravity boosters to shift between floors
>We get separated for a bit, I come across an armory as well as a telekinetic i have to fight
>She comes back later, kicking ass, and throwing the corpses of dead aliens onto live ones to knock them around
>[dream jump]
>We're spending time together in a luxury part of the ship
>time moves slower in this cabin, some kind of technological marvel
>Some people are on treadmills, kids are throwing bouncy balls against a wall as we pass
>We use the extra time to cuddle in a comfy bed

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I love Alita!

I think we should continue for a couple more threads given how fucking popular they are right now, but then send it off on like 110 or something.

Nice try, mouse.

I think the cast Christoph Waltz solely so they could hear him say PANZER KUNST

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How did MY DAUGHTER Alita manage to utterly DESTROY Captain Marvel and all Disneyshit???

>fascist sounding
wat.jpg

Titanic 2 when?

Thanks Jimbo, you've put a lil healing back into the world. Forever grateful.

thanks Jimbo
nice of you to come by

Many Fencing and historical martial arts manuals are written in German. And while to Americans, they think of ze Nazis a lot, to many parts of the world, German is quite respected as a language. Much of Easter Europe used to have German as their second language before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

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Even if you're not the real James I appreciate your movie and all the work you put into it.

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Once the kinoplex stops showing it the threads will die down, until the blu ray comes out. A good number of us are still watching it twice a week.

I have faith in you Alita!

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>actually impressive he made Alita
if anything, it actually feels like a Rodriguez movie

>start a /99/ board
This isn't 8 c h you know.

Yes they are still happening. Gonna be some changes. Read through. I thought you were leaving Jerome.

The Bravest Pioneer!

>$ 350 fucking million

Chinachads saving kino once again

Let post all our Best Alitas Pic/Webms guys

One last time for her

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Here's all my .WEBMS I've made so far.

mediafire.com/file/26goayvkraudnl6/Alita_Webms.zip/file

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>tfw /HealedbyAlita/

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We were just mainly posting cute pics of Alita and fighting with mouseshills to be honest with you friend.
But you're always welcome.

Going to watch the movie for the 4th time tomorrow.

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It was a pleasure to hear that "Panzerkunst"

Many generals have already passed, tell me about the audience in cinemas.
I went five times.
I noticed a lot of men and women 30+ years old.
All the time, the hall was quiet, very few laughs or comments.
They laughed at the obvious jokes, and over the moment Alita looks at the sleeping Hugo.
I heard the comments of the surprise of cruelty in the film, and separately the surprise of the mercilessness of Alita.
People seem to be unaccustomed to this.
Women often came with children about 10-13 years old, but obviously they were going to watch themselves and not the children asked.
Children always behaved quietly, sometimes asking for something.

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>Once the kinoplex stops showing it the threads will die down
The local kinoplex is still screening Aquaman for goodness' sake.

FINAL VIEW COUNTS FOR ALITA - POST EM

I've seen it 6 times, might go for 7 this week

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She makes me wish I had a daughter/girlfriend where our dynamic is PURELY father/daughter unless we're fucking. Would be loving and hot tbqh

Went four times. Brought a friend once. Five total.

Well then i guess its time to get ready for general #1000

youtube.com/watch?v=OjM2DKUQUnc

5, will probably go for a 6th this week

Bostin in a ebin bread

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training with Gelda in zero gravity flashback

My last viewing will be on Wednesday, my 8th time. I just saw it 12 hours ago in IMAX 3D, which was my 7th.

Only 2. Forgive me Alita

We have always been with you, Jim.
Do not betray us.

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>it's german therefore it's nazi

Not to belittle Rodriguez, but most of the dirty and hard work was already completed by Cameron. Rodriguez basically took the notes and scripts Cameron made and adapted them.

ALITABASED

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My sister said that too, and she didn't even realize Rodriguez made it until I mentioned it to her. She said she had Spy Kids 3D vibes in certain parts

I sat next to to fat black people.
They were very excitable during the fight scenes.

Asukafag got the panzer kunst

6 including 1 free pre-screening offered by Jim himself

Based. Thanks a lot.

8 for me. Might have to see it again as a last hurrah before I start a new job.

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Just twice, but I'll probably go when Captain Marvel comes out just to see if anyone else is watching Alita in spite

Seen it twice, meant to see it last week but got busy. Going tomorrow for sure.

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We love you, James

Both HIYAAAAAA

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>I will not stand by in the presence of evil

This post was sweet until you mentioned it that it would be hot you incestual freak

>Morale

>PANZER CUNTED!

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>99
based

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whatever Himmler

Aquaman made ridiculous amounts of money. Sadly, Alita did not. Theaters only keep movies if they're making enough dough from them, otherwise they get the boot.

We always believed in you, Jimmynator.

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4 for me which felt like a good round number

I'm gonna watch it a stupid amount of times when it drops on Blu ray though assuming mouseposters haven't eaten all the discs in shame

WHERE ARE YOU JEROME TIME TO EAT THAT BLURAY

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I work evenings, so I keep going in the morning, and it's usually me and 3-4 other people sat alone.

I wonder if a hardcore group of fans will be enough to carry this series financially, probably not.

Reposting my soulful art to celebrate the impossible.

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I was actually waiting for that meme.
Good job.

I can find my daughter/lover hot if I want, foolish fool

>they added an extra sparkle in her eyes when she thinks about Hugo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>imagine those two having hot lesbian sex in the shower

5 so far. I have a cinema pass so I will probably go a few more times just to chill before/after work.

2027, after the Avatar sequels. The two will actually tie together. I have a lot of interesting ideas involving space travel in a retrofitted and rebuilt titanic. Please look forward to it.

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>Does it bother you? That I'm not completely kino?
>You are the most kino thing I've ever met.

Only 3 times. I never go to the cinema, mind you.

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nice, the crystal treatments seem to be working

Rosa is smol and cute

This general passed at the speed of sound too so this post is dedicated to all the anons who missed it. Come join the discussion wherever it moves and we'll always have space for you

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kek

seems normal for a morning screening

At the moment, this is the most successful film adaptation, and perhaps the only unsuccessful original idea.
Yes, there is a manga but the layer of its fans is very thin. Even in the best days for her, Alita was an art-house variety.

Crystal?

excellent post

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THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD
>THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD
THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD
>THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD
THIS THREAD IS #99 AND THE ONE HUNDREDTH THREAD

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I'm happy.

i posted only in the first few generals, back again for 99

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She looks so smug. I love it.

NONONONONO

Damn.
I'm an idiot.
Thank.

lmao. I love you user!

PERUVIAN GUY HERE POSTING IN THE LAST ALITA THREAD

Alita is love Alita is life

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Uh, no, the next one you are titling 100.

Still better then this atrocity.

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god that smile she makes in the webm
cuTe!

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Fuck yeah just barely made it.
Back from the gym.
Happy #99 everyone! Healings and blessings to all of you.

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Does anyone have some links for a convenient way to download scanlated Last Order and Mars Chronicle?

Is Mars Chronicle even translated at all?

family

it works on so many levels

Seeing it for a second time tomorrow, which will be the last day it's in IMAX.

also who the fuck was that girl with alita? is her mom?

Twice. Once regular, once in IMAX. I'll try and do another showing tomorrow.

holy kek

Stick a fork in it, we're done. It's been fun, user.

When is the Bluray coming out so I can buy it?

This would be genius if it was intentional, sadly just anons that can't count but still quite nice

I feel like there are a lot more hardcore fans of the film than there ever were of the manga. I've seen a lot of people getting into the manga because of the film. It's my favorite manga and even in the sort of nerdy/weeaboo circles I move in people had never heard of it.

no thanks user, Alita is not for lewd

thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=5BskOC-maU0

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>hit limit in less than an hour

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Who’s ready for that sequel announcement? Do you think it will be announced this month or April?

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>Alita
>"a leader"

A bit on the nose there, Ms. Kennedy?

I am currently on vol 3 of the manga. How easy/hard would it be for me to understand the movie? Will it be confusing?

NEXT BREAD
FRESH START
NO NUMBERS
NO BULLSHIT

NO BULLSHIT
NO NUMBERS
FRESH START
NEXT BREAD

To eat?

It will be announced when the time is right.

lmao I've never seen Yea Forums this O B S E S S E D

Alita is basically Rosa but with bigger eyes and smaller nose and jaw/cheekbones. She could turn into Alita with plastic surgery.

I think we should continue with the threads until the movie gets completely removed from theaters.

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Art that comes from the heart is the best, I love it

>I have a lot of interesting ideas involving space travel in a retrofitted and rebuilt titanic.

isn't that already an episode of dr who

Mars Chronicle is ongoing, at least 4 volumes are translated.

It's all on Animebytes, but I can't give out invites because secrit club and all.

Try nyaatorrents or just general trackers.

I have gone 7 times already, gonna go for an 8th on wednesday which will be the last day it will be airing.

>went so many times to the same theater that the cashier wants to give me the poster

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The movie is perfectly understandable with no background in the source material
t. someone who went in blind
No, to watch
Why would I eat it?

Beautiful.

Ido holding up Alita at the scrapyard

The threads will continue until such a time as we grow sick of them.

That's the power of love.

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SURGE
SURGE
SURGE




SURGE
SURGE
SURGE

One last post from me here, I love you all.

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2:34 onward is absolute kino

WE SHOULD CONTINUE UNTIL THE ANNOUNCE OF THE SEQUEL BRAH

nyaa.si

The face Alita makes when Ido comes to the bar.

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Go get that poster now.

Posting in legendary thred

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Goddam now I really want to watch a movie about an autistic innocent Alita who loves orange slices and her dad.

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oh my lord

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Change the sequel name to Panzer Bride, Jim.

The wiki photo that was a lot of people's introduction to Rosa I'm sure

It's been an honor

Remember that our real enemy are the kikes and the niggers who are invading Europe and promoting degeneracy in the world, Alita would kill them both if it were here with us, is our duty to kill democrats and exterminate liberals, kikes, and send niggers back to Africa

Is what Alita want from us, dont stand in the presence os evil

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The hook is boring, the bait is not interesting.
Are all mouse drones so dumb?

>thinking im joking

Take the redpill, normie, educate yourself.

Watch the movie in IMAX before it goes away and Captain Foot fungus takes over most of the screens (March 7th). IMAX is a great experience

German was the second language of most Americans before that same time too.

I LOVE IT

Thank you based Jimbo for blessing us with the beauty of your waifu.

I want to second this, once it's out of IMAX3D you'll never be able to see the movie how it's intended ever again. This is really your only chance.