WTF you told me SNL is the pinnacle of USA TV comedy but this is literally a shitty smosh skit

It has always been hit or miss and it has always have political sketches.
In the last ~2 years Trumpshits on the Internet are constantly bitching about SNL. They've become worse than the mutt "feminists" bitching about their shit.

Well post some.

Who said anything about trump? Why are you so obsessed?

>THEY SAID MEANIE POO POO THINGS ABOUT TRUMP NOOOO

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You Blompflovers always gets triggered by people making fun of him

>elect a demented lying con-man for president
>WAAAAH WHY IS THIS COMEDY SHOW MAKING FUN OF HIM NOOOOOOO I'M A VICTIM

>SNL sketch is literally about Trump

kek

Maybe they are just mad that doing trump impressions and wearing a wig is not really comedy.

nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/corn-syrup-commercial/n13086

Nah. They are seething mad over Trump being rightfully mocked

No its not.
Check the youtube link you moron.

Doesn SNL only do sketches about Trump? People were saying SNL isn’t funny as a whole

So you did clickbait to get people to post about Trump? Are you some sort of faggot?

So is corn syrup actually bad or what.
We dont really use it here.

SNL hasn't been good for a quarter century

Its the first google result for SNL on image search.

>rightfully
Back to discord tranny

Back to www.plebbit.com/r/the_donald fatass

What a bunch of sad bitches. Do you seriously believe you thin-skinned easily triggered snowflakes are manly alphas that are saving Western civilization? By supporting a corrupted old fart who is sucking the dicks of dictators and fucking porn actresses? Super traditional and Christian, you guys. Stay sad.

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Come on, you know what you did.

>my opinions are facts

Keep seething.

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Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!

>tranny tranny tranny tranny

>Blompflovers

I love how over the past several years Liberal intelligence has degenerated so far that they basically aren't even speaking english any more. It's basically a mix of Newspeak and retarded baby-talk.

>a corrupted old fart who is sucking the dicks of dictators

Hot opinions there, Martha.
Is Trump also at fault for your rapid weight-gain?

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Well, seems like these "opinions" are enough for multiple federal investigations and the interest of the IRS...

All of which have turned up jack-shit? It's almost like it was a partisan ploy or something.

But tell me again how Russia hacked the Election with Pokemon GO.

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>can't take any criticism of Daddy at all

I forgot I am posting on /pol2/

I'm anti-Trump, but I don't feel the need to suck corporate cock just because they don't like him either.

Post good modern SNL skits

youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk

I hope you’re being ironic

>jack shit
Yes, dozens of arrests, Cohen's testimony that directly implicated Trump, the actual fact that Trump Tower Moscow was being discussed while he was President-Elect, the real and very present reality that Trump is a tax dodger to the point of a brand new fucking inquiry into his taxes, the House now demanding his returns to be submitted and the Muller report coming out in a few weeks...

Lol sure, r/the_donald, nothing to see here. Not even /pol/niggers are on this train anymore.

But, seriously: SNL isn't funny.

I know, I know, you can't dislike it because it means you love Trump by proxy and that's worse than the Holocaust. We get it.

>This billionaire WallStreet man with a 30 plus year history of investigations isn't corrupt and it's all just a recent ploy to make him look bad
Fucking yikes.

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go back.

SNL is old boomer shit.

>if you get offended at all you are worse than the other guy
>t. "normal person"

>can't take any criticism, period

Try not to get so triggered that you riot again.

>Jews conspire to run the world and destroy Western society with billionaires like Soros...
>TRUMP? A BAD GUY? PSSSH COME ON! HE'S A BILLIONAIRE TO TRUST!

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>but but but...
Deflections aren't arguments. Never have been.

And all of the fluff you have mentioned has had ZERO real consequence after three years and hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars wasted.

I know you fat-lipped mongoloids were really riding on Impeachment happening, but it's not happening. Just like the last 80 times you were SURE it was happening.

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>He colluded with Russia because I think he did!

You see this shit? This is why you get made fun of anywhere that isn't the media or a community college.

>"I-I-Impeachment any day now, g-guys!"

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>zero world consequences
Over a dozen people have been fired, arrested and put in federal prison over the last two years. What sort of fucking dissonance is this?
>muh jpeg silly man argument
Not an argument.

>ZERO real consequence
>six former Trump advisers indicted and going to jail
What world are you living in?

>Deflections aren't arguments.

"Trump makes me butthurt, stop criticizing SNL" isn't an argument either.

I never said he colluded with Russia. I said he's a tax dodger and abused the office of the Presidency to make money. Any retard can see that, unless you have his dick so far down your throat that you're choking on it.

Not him but these investigations have been fishing expeditions since Clinton.

>muh Clinton
Clinton has virtually nothing to do with a single federal investigation though, faggot.

For things that had jack shit to do with colluding with Russia?
For shit that even happened during Obama's campaign?

Keep living in your dream-world of impending impeachment. Again, this is like the 20th time you faggots have been making chimp-noises about how the bomb's going to drop any day now.

You really just need to quit opening your mouths unless it's for shoveling-in more cheesecake or cock.

Nobody even said the word impeachment. Why do you not want corruption rooted out of government for? Why are you people such avid bootlickers?

>I said he's a tax dodger and abused the office of the Presidency to make money.

Those are pretty big claims. I'm sure you must have some pretty earth-shattering, irrefutable proof to back that claim up.
Oh wait, you don't, because if you did the "investigations" wouldn't have been spinning their wheels and accomplishing jack shit for 2.5 years.

Whoa - how’d they get President Trump to show up!?!

Willing to bet good money that no one here told you that

You're right, good thing I didn't say that.

Yeah, Hillary claiming he was colluding with Russia had zero to do with the investigation.

Yep. Not a thing. Move along.

>Clinton has virtually nothing to do with a single federal investigation

The people and organizations conducting the "investigations" are conveniently stacked with long-time Clinton friends and associates.

>it's a conspiracy when Clinton is involved
>but not with the billionaire meme man I like

>For things that had jack shit to do with colluding with Russia?
Tell me what they are indicted for genius.

Oh, and nobody has mention anything about impeachment here you dumb faggot.

Are you somehow forgetting a certain president with that name?

I mean, the IRS is literally looking into his taxes now and it's almost like going after a powerful billionaire and President is difficult? For a site that believes Clinton organizes the "suicides" of anyone who even reports on her badly, it sure is telling how you let so much shit slide.

>you told me SNL is the pinnacle of USA TV comedy
Nobody told you that.
Nobody.

Hillary doesn't sit on a single one of these investigations, holds no current position of influence and is not a friend of Mueller since he investigated her over the emails. Are you retarded?

>The people and organizations conducting the "investigations" are conveniently stacked with long-time Clinton friends and associates.
1. They aren't.
2.Trump is also a longtime friend of the Clintons.

They've sucked for waaaaay longer than he's been in office.

From a few days ago.
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1101837499230498816

>still literally crying about Clinton
Jesus, she's pretty much omnipotent at this point. Why doesn't she just have him killed then if she is emperor of the shadow world? Dumb cunts.

>b-b-but grandpa told me hannity said THE DEEP STATE is behind all of this

you seem mad.

>she
So illiteracy on top of memory problems?

Lol so Bill, who is a slip on the stairs away from death, is a criminal mastermind despite having no evidence of that? Go back to /x/ you fucking low-IQ retard.

Wrong poster, user.

I'm not the one who cries about liberals, Deep States and Jews user...

They have not and never will be because they have no intention of changing the laws of the land.

Ah, so you're just stupid then.

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15+ years ago SNL was funny because it attacked everyone equally and we as a society could accept someone attacking our beliefs and laughing.

Today, much of the tv viewers and blacks and spics who can't laugh at their own expense so SNL has to have a childish, retarded far left slant just to keep them as viewers. Much of tv is like this today.

tax evasion, pergury, process crimes...

>like, you just aren't redpilled man!
Yes, clearly Bill Clinton is behind all of the Trump investigations. What a witch hunt this is, huh?

Didn't Papadapolopolis get something like 10 days in jail? Yeah, big win. President Trump is going down fer sure.

Is this guy supposed to be ugly to you?

>suck Kim's cock
>shit on a tortured US citizen's legacy
>get nothing in return

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I like how you're ignoring the dozen other arrests and the new investigation into Trump's kid.

Did you faggots miss how his charity was shut down by the government?

Before you continue making an ass of yourself, you might want to take a careful look up the comment chain.

>"we demand this"
>"no we demand this"
>"fuck that "
>leaves table

No dick sucking here

You're saying Bill Clinton is behind (something) nefarious in regards to these investigations. Without sources of course.

Speaking of Clinton, I'm still wondering what was going on with her non-appearance after she lost on election night. Supposedly she threw a fit, turned over a table and broke a TV.

But it was Her Turn.

You are forgetting that these arrests have nothing to do with Russian collusion and are tax based or perjury caused buy this investigation. It's why you mindless drones vaguely allude to the number of indictments and not what they were for. Everything you fucks do is just zombie repeating of shit you see others say.

Who the fuck told you that? Only late night show that's good is Eric Andre and that's only because it's a parody

>i fell in love with kim jong un
>he's such a great leader
>i really really like kim
>let's cancel the military exercise because kim doesn't like it
Art of the deal!

"Collusion" is a GOP diversion tactic and meme to discredit the findings of these multiple investigations. You're a faggot.
>yeah, well...they are finding evidence for criminal activity for other things, but it's not COLLUSION! HAHA CHECKMATE!
this is how you sound.

Why isn’t Alec Baldwin running for President?

>american "humour"
please no. they used to have some funny jews but thats it

>The GOP are the ones accusing Trump of Russian collusion
Liberalism is a mental disorder

Are you that new that you don't know what the pic is referring to?

I haven't liked SNL since Bill Murray left

She did appear on TV that night though.

No, I said conservatives are repackaging the investigations by calling it "Collusion" which is a literal propaganda tactic to discredit the findings of opposition groups. Learn to fucking read.

Speaking of charities, is it surprising that the Clinton Foundations donations dropped suddenly after she lost the election? No pay-to-play there...

>"we demand this"
>"no we demand this"
>"fuck that "
>leaves table
>wastes 1.5 million dollars
>bolsters Kim's international presence (the motherfucker answered direct questions)
>GETS NOTHING

ART
OF
THE
DEAL

>it was never about collusion, we just wanted to investigate drumpf until we found something
finally some honesty

You're an idiot. The biggest idiot I have encountered on this site. I said these investigations have been fishing expeditions since Clinton. And then multiple anons (like you) were such retards that they jumped to Hillary. When I clarified it was Bill, you came up with some bizarre conspiracy theory to put in my mouth. Now I want you to think really hard and remember if Bill had been involved in any other investigations. Historically. As in back in the 90s.

>Mueller is a Democrat

the gay community isn't to keen with him

>papadopalous
Lying to the fbi
Sentence: 14 days in federal pen

>Manafort
Tax fraud
Money Laundering
Obstruction of Justice
Bank Fraud
Failing to register for FARA.

>Gates
See above

>Flynn
Lying to the FBI
FBI recommended: "Little to no jail time."

>Cohen
1 count Lying to Congress
5 counts Evasion of Personal income tax
1 count violation of campaign finance laws
1 count unlawful corporate contribution
Sentence: 3 years

>Stone
Lied to congress
Obstruction

Who am I missing?

The primary investigation was about a foreign cyber-attack during the election, which every intelligence agency confirms was organized by agents at the Kremlin. IN that process, multiple other crimes have surfaced.

This happens all the time with probes. Find a different dick to suck.

kind of cherrypicking there. i believe Anti-Trumpers and Haters were saying he was going to cause World War III with his Twitter war on KJU. So which is it?

SNL has been shit for years, dude.

So because Bill was involved in investigations, that means these are "fishing expeditions"? Any proof for anything, at all?

>If you're not OFFICIALLY involved you have zero influence.

Democrats really are retards.

Not true. Once Wiig left, it got shit. That's why she got such a great send off.

I'm being trolled right now, right? You can't be this retarded.

>can't even stop whatabouting about Clinton
Again, since we are talking about who is President, do you know why his charity was shut down?

>1. They aren't.

Aaaaaaand lies.

Probably because of his physical assaults on paparazzi and other people, and he had that time that he was recorded cussing out his kid on the phone?

He was great in the M:I films though and the best Jack Ryan in Hunt For Red October.

No, just "racists" and "nazis" and how it was "her turn".

So if it's Hillary or Bill it's "she is puppetmastering these elections even with no actual proof or real power to conduct these organizations". But when we are talking about a billionaire who fucking lives on WallStreet and is close friends with key Goldman Sachs members, he's just a dindu nuffin and he's being treated unfairly?

You people are autistic.

>user asks dumb question
The answer is yes. Its awful, and its put in almost every processed product in the US as a sweetner. Surprisingly, it took people quite a while to figure out that higher consumption of a literal sugar solution had a strong correllation to the increase in obesity. But the US culture back then of not actually giving a shit about anything allowed food manufacturers to get away with it. Now when i grocery shop i have to avoid like half of the aisles because they are nothing but hyper processed sugar delivery systems.
Also its probably bad for your teeth

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Nobody in this thread has said any of those buzzwords. You people started screeching at criticism of Trump.

> it has always have political sketches.

They literally had Obama's staff approve or dismiss sketches being made during the Obama administration.

You are provably wrong if you think SNL goes after Democrat Overlords.

>She did appear on TV that night though.
Oh really? I guess I missed where she gave her concession speech to the wailing and waiting crowd that night. It was Podesta who told everyone to take off. If she did appear after the loss that night, please link it.

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Are you going to source anything?

>calling SNL unfunny leftist tripe
>"screeching at criticism of Trump"

I can HEAR your fat-folds slapping together.

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Mueller wasn't appointed by Clinton, pol troglodyte.

>"He can't force a crazed dictator to capitulate to the West's demands!"

Wow, what a fucking failure. I bet he can't spin straw into gold either.

That night, she publically congratulated Trump and made a concession speech the next morning
youtu.be/khK9fIgoNjQ

Nobody gives a fuck what you think of SNL, hou disinfo shill. Every time the investigations get brought up, you hear
>fake news!
>no collusion!
>nothing to see here!
>but whatabout Hillary...
>but those crimes aren't collusion...
>all lies dumb leftie!
>this is a witch hunt
>Bill Clinton tho...

>dude we never cared about finding collusion from the start, it was a lie, lmao

Finally the truth comes out.

They confirmed nothing. A few agencies gave their best guess based on a Russian IP address. I can get a Russian IP address easily, so can you.

>They literally had Obama's staff approve or dismiss sketches being made during the Obama administration.
No? If that was true, why does Trump allow SNL to constantly mock him ?

>It's all a CONSPIRACY

Yes, it's a Republican conspiracy that you lied and got proved to be lying.

>the intelligence committees didn't confirm anything
again, the official stance of our federal government is that Russia attempted a cyber-attack to influence our election. That is literally our official stance...

A cyber-attack supposedly In Collusion with the Trump Campaign. Please show me where the Russians were able to sway millions to vote for Trump, or how they were able to hack into voting machines to get Trump elected.

Face it, Clinton is a horrible person and was a horrible candidate. Really dodged a bullet there.

I love how half this shit happened under the Obama Administration and it wasn't even news.

>We're in love!!
>Kim is such a great guy, not anyone can become a brutal dictator who murders his own fanily members
>Kim told me he didn't know that Otto was tortured by his people, and I believe him. Why would a dictator running concentration camps that hold entire families lie to me? Clearly in an authoritarian dictatorship the guy at the top doesn't know anything about torture of kidnapped Americans.

Imagine being this retarded. I'm saying the GOP is trying to disenfranchise any attempt to criticize or build a case against Trump, by repackaging the meanings of the investigations to something crazy, like direct collusion, which is not what it has ever been about. It's a disinfo tactic they are doubling down on, as more shit comes to life.

No, explain it to me.

I never said he was, Democrat cuck.

>muh collusion meme
Stop, retard.
>face it, Clinton is horrible
Yes. That isn't the issue though.

But those have all been the inevitable conclusions of the "investigations", lmao

It's the same shit you tried to pull with Kavanaugh.

You think people who are behind the investigations are Democrats.

Lying about what you dumb faggot. It's kind of important...

>Nobody gives a fuck what you think of SNL

Is that why you and the other Democrat voters ITT are so rectally flustered?

>But those have all been the inevitable conclusions of the "investigations", lmao
If you ignore the dozens of convictions, arrests and guilty pleas and confirmations from our own intelligence agencies...sure, faggot.

Damn.
I thought the US had regulations since the 90s like everywhere else.
Do you have like most amount of sugar / 100 ml regulation atleast??

>literally just lying

nypost.com/2014/08/24/why-comedians-and-snl-are-shielding-president-obama/

>WTF you told me SNL is the pinnacle of USA TV comedy
Just like people frequently tell you that you're handsome and charming?

>I love how half this shit happened under the Obama
What are you talking about? Nothing like this happened under Obama.

I don't even like Hillary and nobody is even remotely mad about some faggot not liking SNL, you knuckle-dragging /pol/nigger. Why can't you handle criticisms of Trump?

>screeching

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>Imagine being this retarded.

Imagine being so retarded as to lie for two straight years, change your story, and then call people "retarded" for calling you out on it.

>oy vey, sucking up to Israel is ok you guys

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You're argument was that the Obsma Administration directed SNL not to joke about him. Nothing in here confirms that. Are you a schizoid?

>convictions
Typically for minor and completely non-insidious shit.

>arrests and guilty pleas
See above.

>confirmations from our own intelligence agencies
Statements from organizations literally created to lie mean nothing.

You're going to be seething for the next five years.
Russia didn't hack your election and Kavanaugh didn't rape anyone. Get over it.

did you even read the report?

>lies
Just admit you're a partisan goon that doesn't like justice applied to both parties already.

>nobody is even remotely mad about some faggot not liking SNL

The lies you cucks tell yourselves.

Yes? If you did, you'd stop making dumb arguments.

>bribes, fraud, lying to investigators
>completely non-insidious shit
kek

Zero Americans have been charged with conspiring with the Russians to undermine the election. You do realize that's what Mueller's investigation is about, right? I know it's hard for your little tranny brain to understand.

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>That night
>concession speech the next morning

Do you have video of her coming out to the waiting stadium audience and congratulating President-Elect Trump before Podesta told everyone to go home? Just about every losing politician will come out and concede, personally thanking their staffers and volunteers for their hard work. So where was she?

>nobody is even remotely mad about some faggot not liking SNL
then why the FUCK did you flood into this thread en masse, you subhuman mouthbreather?

>that doesn't like justice applied to both parties already.

But it's NOT being applied to both parties, retard.
Wake me then a Democrat has to endure even a fraction of the scrutiny Trump has.

>this astronomical level of cope
Kek, yes just outright dismiss every intelligence agency in the EU I guess. You clearly got those facts.

>You do realize that's what Mueller's investigation is about, right?
You do realize that investigators can pursue other illegal acts if they find them in the course of a separate investigation, right?

You are a waste of time, some people are just too far gone.

Point to a living Democrat President that has as much evidence to warrant the levels of these current investigations. Maybe, just maybe...Trump is corrupt?

>intelligence agency in the EU

I love how you say that like it's fucking worth anything.

You faggots literally believe the election was hacked with Facebook and Pokemon GO. You're categorically wrong and everybody knows it.

Trump was abusing his charitable foundation's money and basically was using it as his own personal piggy bank, rather than actually doing, you know, actual charity stuff with it. So once they (i.e. the Trump family who ran it) got caught doing it, they are all are now barred from running any type of charity in the state of New York and they were ordered by the court to very transparently dissolve the charity and use all the remaining assets to real charitable causes under the direct supervision of the court. I.e. they were so blatantly misusing funds that the courts literally does not trust or allow them to do anything with their remaining money without the court first giving their OK to it.

You're the ones literally crying when anyone says something negative about Trump.

You have to be investigated to find "evidence". Conveniently those investigations never quite seem to get off the ground when its an establishment Democrat, who seem to have a very cozy relationship with the FBI, CIA, etc.
Total coincidence I am sure.

>I love how you say that like it's fucking worth anything.
You've never heard of MI5? Are all trumpcucks zoomers or what?

>You faggots literally believe the election was hacked with Facebook and Pokemon GO
Literally nobody is making this argument you propagandist.

Because you have literally flooded Yea Forums with your stupid culture war shit. Nobody ever talks about SNL except you fucking faggots complaining about some lame ass Trump joke.

>projection

You're the ones literally crying when anyone says something negative about SNL.

>this lack of reading comprehension
>while trying to mock others
kek

Sick book reference

>muh collusion meme
>Stop, retard.
If the probe is not about collusion and just about Russian hacking, why is everything geared toward looking into the Trump Campaign?

>face it, Clinton is horrible
>Yes. That isn't the issue though.
It is the issue when you are comparing two candidates to become the next President.

Do you even elections?

Fuckin' captchas, i'm outta here. Good sparring with you folks.

Republicans fucking grilled Hillary for 10 months over Begnhazi you braindead teenager. You just have explicitly partisan beliefs and think (your guys) are paragons of virtue despite both major parties having crony assholes in them. You're brainwashed, mate.

trips of truth

They spent several years on Benghazi and Hillary's emails and literally found jackshit to pin on her outside of "she ought to have been more careful with her emails, despite doing the same thing that other people before her, like Colin Powell, and even now in the current Trump administration, like iirc Ivanka, have been caught doing the same thing"

>It is the issue when you are comparing two candidates to become the next President.
The investigation started after Trump was president. Are you 12?

nytimes.com/2017/11/01/us/politics/russia-2016-election-facebook.html

there you go faggot. apparently hillary was derailed for a few thousand bucks in shitty ads.

But let's just discount Trump's close relationship with major international companies, amirite? That's totes different!

Yea Forums being constantly political is just a reflection of the medium becoming overly politicized. nothing more.

>Literally nobody is making this argument you propagandist.

youtu.be/WW4ARP7lgvs

You're provably wrong.
This is why people laugh at you.

Do you even read your own links?

I meant in this thread and who cares about CNN?

>Republicans fucking grilled Hillary for 10 months over Begnhazi

Yeah, it's almost like it was a blatantly transparent incident of Democrat corruption that got four people fucking killed.

Meanwhile shitlibs have been grilling Trump for nearly three years over a conspiracy-theory.

>Other illegal acts
You mean crimes totally unrelated to Russiagate and Trump.

No it isn't.

The major international companies that DON'T run investigations?

You're just blindly partisan and possibly underage, Christ. The Benghazi investigations were organized by Republicans.

It's the fucking investigation that almost got him impeached you mong. Do you really think it started over some alleged affair?

>I read his article and responded to his post in just over a minute

Trump has already been linked to campaign finance crimes that Michael Cohen was charged with.

>who cares about CNN?

The Left still maintains that it is a valid news-source.

Yes it is.

so major international companies are covering for trump and preventing a thorough investigation? or is trump guilty of something because he's an international business man who had relationships with international businesses before his presidency?

>linked

Means literally nothing in journo-speak.
He's "linked" because the two worked together at some point.

Are you saying we shouldn't investigate for other crimes if someone finds evidence for them?

It's a reflection of Yea Forums being filled to the brim with """"redpilled"""" election tourists incapable of going 5 minutes without thinking about leftists, trannies, hillary and black cock.

Nobody cares tranny. Campaign finance crimes happen all the time. Nothing to do with Americans colluding with the kremlin to rig the election. If you think Trump will be arrested over a campaign finance crime then you don't understand how presidental campaigns work.

sneedurday night live

He literally signed the checks. His name is "individual-1" in the indictments.

this but unironically

Cohen provided a check by Trump as evidence, signed after he became president and was supposed to relinquish his corporate assets, as part of the cover up payoff for paying the porn stars to keep quiet.

>The investigation started after Trump was president. Are you 12?

And what is the investigation based on? Possible illegal activities in an election? Or are you saying that the FBI and Congress just decided to open investigations into President Trump because they don't like/fear him?

great, good for you. if trump committed a campaign finance crime, he'll pay the fine and that will be the end of him. just like the $375K obama had to pay, glad he got impeached and removed for that.

Nobody is saying that.

>trump signs check to pay his lawyer
>this means something

>SNL

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The crime is completely different from the one Obama paid fines for. Obama failed to report all of his last minute donors on time, IIRC, where as Trump intentionally had in kind campaign donations made that were directly used to affect the election.

>we got him guys! The walls are closed in just look at this new bombshell report about Drumpf. He's totally finished guys fuck you orange Nazi.

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But what is your POINT!?

Yes, it does. He publicly said he didn't know anything about any porn star payments during the campaign and now there's a money trail proving he was personally signing checks to pay back Cohen for the hush money payments.

So you admit you're just inventing a straw man argument?

What the fuck who knew he was this based?

To be quite honest you have to be over 65 to understand SNL

It didn't bother you that Goldman Sachs executives helped write his tax bill and it just so happened to have reduced taxes on high-income earners in their bracket?

>it doesn't matter if the crimes happen all the time

People only watch it for Drumph jokes now. My parents were visiting this weekend and wanted to watch it. Dad said was a bad episode because they didn't make fun of him very much.

based on the testimony of a crooked lawyer going to jail for perjury. and even if it's accurate, trump's lawyers could just as easily argue it was to protect his brand rather than affect the election, as he has demonstrated a history of paying of whores.

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That the investigation against Bill was a fishing expedition you stupid fuck.

>Possible illegal activities in an election?
And what does that have to do with the other candidate? Are you 12?

I love how every week, the narrative changes with you retards
>it is a complete witch hunt! He isn't guilty of any crimes
>okay, so maybe he discussed Trump Tower Moscow, but like...so what?
>okay, so maybe his charity was shut down, but like...who cares, you know?
>okay, so maybe his name was on the check...but that doesn't prove anything

that memo line that said "paying horseface to shut her whore mouth" was pretty damning

That's literally the republican talking point when it comes to campaign finance crimes now. They literally want to remove the laws because "well then everybody on the Hill would be a criminal!"

>""""redpilled""""
""""woke""""
FTFY

Am I late for the daily cry about trump thread?

>protect his brand

He has spent decades publicly bragging how he fucks porn stars.

And the downside to purging Washington is....?

What if I'm 64?

>242 posts
>50 posters
you arrived just in time

>You mean crimes totally unrelated to Russiagate
Possibly, remains to be seen
> and Trump.
Pick up a newspaper. You've been wrong for months now.

Now I'm curious what point you're desperately trying to make here.

gonna need more evidence than trump's lawyer holding up a check with trump's name on it.

Am I late for the daily cocksucking Trump thread?

Exactly.

>Trump's own signature, which is a legal signature to prove identity in almost every example, isn't proof at all.
So now we've entered a bizzaro world where his words, his own recordings and his own signatures aren't evidence. Fucking Christ, what does he have to do to get you tards to dislike him?

I know you're being facetious, but the fact that there are actual retards who would say this with a straight face is what makes it so funny.

But we are talking about Trump?

Why are Americans so thin-skinned? All of you get so butthurt over every little thing.

I wasn't arguing that? that helps him in terms of a campaign finance violation, since it will be harder to prove that he paid her off specifically to influence the election.

They make fun of Trump, therefore they are not funny. If they made fun of things I don't like then they would be funny. Comedy works this way.
>not a trump supporter btw

I don't doubt for one second that Trump gave his lawyer a signed check...are you retarded? what I do doubt is what it was for and whether or not it's proof of a crime.

>Underutilise a genuine comic talent like Cecily Strong while pushing absolute hacks like Pete Davidson, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones to the fore

Disgusting. Lorne's been mentally vacant since his last big talent push in the nineties.

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>And what does that have to do with the other candidate? Are you 12?

Oh, no reason whatsoever I guess. Only that 93% of WDC voted for her. Connect those dots, Mr. Bond.

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A large number of Americans grew up in safe neighborhood with their parents hovering above them, sheltering them into adulthood.
So now that they don't have mommy hugging them when someone disagrees with them, they instead turn to other sheltered kids and hug each other instead.
This is something from both the left and the right.

So, Cohen admits to the check being used to pay her off...which he has no reason to lie anymore, he was offered no deal with the investigation outside of a possibly reduced sentence. It's one thing out of a thousand fuck ups on Trump's part.

Just call a spade a spade already. Trump has a history of legal issues.

>Pays off people in secret in a complex schme to not leave paper trail to make people stay quiet about his sex life just days before the election
>Totally has nothing to do with it the election folks! Everything was about muh image.

So your entire argument is they're too stupid to break finance laws on purpose?

everybody is mentally ill and hopped up on medications

I think it's more Trump is funny enough on his own. It's redundant, like making a parody of a parody.

god i miss the pre-trump era when everyone could agree that nu-SNL was irredeemable shit and you didnt have shit for brains retards defending t his literal garbage just to le epic pwn the cuckservatives

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>no reason to lie...
>...but possibly reduced sentence
do you hear yourself?

Which is why I brought up the fact that every investigation since Clinton has been a fishing expedition, which was apparently enough to trigger your debilitating autism.

Maybe if they fucked off to their containment board, none of this shit would have happened.

They promised him virtually nothing. You are saying that he would risk everything against a billionaire President to maybe get a reduced sentence?

>complex scheme
>directly hands his guy a signed check
I'm saying it can be legally argued that it wasn't a violation

Better to be reactionary than enslaved to the EU. Or Putin. Or that fatfaced megacuck Xi.

Why don't you just elaborate?

>SNL has been unwatchable for a long time now. Even their pre recorded sketches are horrible.
This. Just go watch early SNL with Eddie Murphy or anyone else from back then, they still hold up to this day, then watch a recent SNL, it's pure Garbage, The Donald is right, show hasn't been funny in a long long time.

They are not /pol/tards you dumb underage.
Go on /pol/ sometimes its legit the comfiest board out there.
These are just regular channelers

this fucking comment chain, jesus

>discord trannies
Is this the new boogeyman that /pol/tards are using now? What happend to reddit and leftypol?

>/pol/ is the comfiest board out there
This fucking bait.

>fishing expeditions for criminal activity are bad

This. Trump has done all the work already. Probably why late night has turned into a finger-wagging outrage machine.

That check was signed after the election, you moron. The whole scheme was that Cohen paid the hush money from his own purse and then Trump paid him back in installments by lying it was for legal services.

>defending t his literal garbage
You realize it's shitposting, right? Look where you are.

But user, I don't have time to give you a basic education.

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>guy caught lying would lie some more
yes

beep beep fucking boomer coming thru
anyone else here old enough to member this shit

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Explain how the fact that fishing exists, somehow implicated Bill Clinton as a culprit or main puppet master in the Trump investigations?

>he hasn't seen the screencaps

But what is the incentive? Why didn't he just plead not guilty?

You mean half of the ones that you faggots made up and the other compilations of literal who trannies you spent hours putting together so you can epically troll them? On the off chance they come here?

Yep, fresh out of the oven ... a few weeks ago.

Yea, and CTR and ShareBlue and every social network type site going extreme left and cracking down on the right. It's all made up goyim, you goyim need to take my pills, they just cost a few shekels.

>reddit
>/pol/ boogeyman
the absolute fucking state of this site

>instant spergout about Jews
What does that have anything to do with what I just said you absolute schizophrenic?

Reddit has literally been this site's main boogeyman since the inception of this fucking hellhole.

>liberals shitposting online is "cracking down"
Wew, imagine subscribing to an ideology that can fold by being spammed at over image boards and forums.

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exactly. associating it with /pol/ is ridiculous.

Lol maybe /pol/niggers should stop exclusively crying about it lately then.

I haven’t laughed at SNL in what feels like decades. 90s were good, early 2000s not bad but things went bad quickly.

SNL is kike garbage, designed to reinforce already existing beliefs of their pets and this thread is kike garbage.

>JOOOOSSS NOOOO

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SNL is anti-comedy. Not in an artistic sense, but in a weaponized plague like sense. You feel your soul rotting watching it.

>since the inception of this fucking hellhole.
Something Awful you redditor zoomer FUCK

>silencing wrong opinions is shitposting online
get real. this site is about the only place you can speak openly.

>falling for arguing with bots online is censorship
Fucking imagine being this much of a spineless faggot.

I've been here for 12 years...

>why do people get mad when I name the Jew and scream about niggers? Clearly, this is censorship!

And you've been mentally retarded for 15, what's your point?

That we aren't in a sekret club?

Pete /outguy/ Davidson cannot be stopped!

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I was just saying reddit didn't exist when Yea Forums was created, and I was playfully calling you an underage faggot. I really like you user, here have some pusy.

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me on the left

>reddit is literally only 2 years younger than Yea Forums

Yes, jews are evil. They make awful garbage, especially in the modern age.

Why do people who aren’t jews or niggers care when someone screams about jews and niggers?

...

>general audiences aren't put off by unironic racism and obnoxious screeching

Here you go, fucking retard. I'll just include the Russia stuff so you can jack yourself off.

>Papa
> a. told fbi he obtained knowledge about Russian government possessing "dirt" on democrats prior to 2016 Campaign. In truth he had obtained the information in March during the campaign.
>b. told the fbi the person who he obtained this information from was "nothing" and "just a guy" but he had substantial connections to the Russian government.
>c. claimed he met a female Russian national prior to the campaign, but in truth it was in March during the campaign.

Flynn
>a. falsely stated that he did not ask Russia's Ambassador to the United States ("Russian Ambassador") to refrain from escalating the situation in response to sanctions that the United States had imposed against.
>b. falsely stated that he had only requested countries positions on a UN security council vote in regards to Israeli settlements when in truth he had made requests to defeat the resolution.

Cohen
>lied a fucking shit ton about everything to try and minimize Moscow project.

Stone
>lied about being in communication with wikileaks.

The crimes committed here are the fact they lied about it.

General audiences of what? Someone saying they don’t like niggers and jews? What audience?

How many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

All of Hollywood is Jewish. The entire 1% is jewish. He’s right. Unless you believe remake #7 is good.

The people around you? Other anons who call you autistic for acting like this? It's not normal behavior.

what are you even talking about you FUCK? every single one of your replies is some sort of misconstruction.

>this consistently debunked meme over and over

see Why do you blame others for your own failure?

I'm saying that arguing with paid shills online and still losing to them, which then you proceed to cry about, is a pathetic display.

That The entirety of hollywood is jewish? That’s not a conspiracy. The wealthiest people in the world are jews, that’s not a conspiracy either.

WHAT DOES BILL FUCKING CLINTON HAVE TO DO WITH TRUMP INVESTIGATIONS

Why do people who are not jewish or black care so much about jewish or black people?

Most people in Hollywood are literally not even jews you dumb /pol/nigger. Fuck off.

and he never mentioned anything about paid shills. that was all you. god fucking damn, this thread is braindead.

You've done nothing to justify your whining. Now answer me, why do you blame others for your own failure?

CTR are paid shills that are employed to literally go on /pol/. Are you not able,to follow this discussion?

>and he never mentioned anything about paid shills.
Follow the reply chain retard.

rense.com/general21/bet.htm

Feel free to read it from a jew himself. 60%. Vast over-representation.

Why do you care so much about niggers and jews? I don’t like niggers and jews. That’s an opinion.

see
social media sites take down conservative voices from an administrative level. that has nothing to do with shills or bots, you fucking retards.

I'm not reading a blog post from some schizophrenic website that hosts David Icke stories and pictures of relics on Mars...

HAHAHA U FUCKING DUMB BOY
Why are people denying that everything is owned by the jews now?
20 years ago it was in every show and movie.
Now they act like its a harmful racist stereotype or something.

Who says I do? I care about you whining like a little bitch.

Honestly I'd rather you just stew in your retard juices. Which political faction do you belong to? I want to mock you further.

>take down.
You mean how advertisers put pressure on private companies to pull users that they don't want? Abloo abloo

Maybe because your conspiracies don't work anymore when we can take three seconds and debunk it by looking people up?

I'm not a partisan hack, who cares what my political leanings are? There is no evidence that Bill Clinton is fucking behind the Mueller investigation. That's goofy.

but user, that just supports the conspiracy

What?
You mean its easier to than ever to prove it by just googling the major ceos and finding Weinsteins and Rothshilds?