/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #97

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

The dawn is upon us edition.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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TWO MORE UNTIL #99

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>less than 3 threads to go

It's really happening isn't it? I'm so glad you all liked my movie so much, thank you anons!

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You fuckers need to slow down! It'll be at 99 before lunch at this rate!

I loved your movie Alita. Can't wait to see more of you.

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Everything is happening if you believe hard enough and work for it

Nothing's gonna make me give up on you

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>these threads won't make you any faster, they're regulation
>but they won't fail you

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THERE'S NO SLOWING DOWN THE ALITA TRAIN

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>watch my movie on march 8th

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Reposting because I want to see people's opinions on Nova.
>Grewishka kneeling when Nova takes over Vector. Like you got this huge psycho motherfucker and he's kneeling like a bitch when he realizes he's talking to Nova.
>To continue from my post about Grewishka kneeling, the whole process of setting up Nova was masterfully done. We never hear him talk except through the lips of others; his voice is never heard but his words are. He's always watching, and he only says this after we've already been shown that he really does.
And then there's the scene with Alita training and getting told "Nova is the dragon we must slay", like it's not just Grewishka and Vector and the Iron City punks who view Nova as some otherworldly entity but even the URM had this image of him as something beyond the scope of humanity.
It's so little and yet it's so impressive.
And then there's the way he talked on after Alita stabbed Vector
>That looks fatal
>Like he's talking about the fucking weather. Nova is an impressive villain.
So what does everyone else think?

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>tfw you're leaving for work soon and you're just barely going to miss thread 99
CELLS

HAPPENING!

THIS IS /ABAG/ THREAD #99
THIS IS /ABAG/ THREAD #99
THIS IS /ABAG/ THREAD #99
THIS IS /ABAG/ THREAD #99
LAST WAS #98

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>Officer K
>Motoko Kusinagi
>Alita
Yeah, I was thinking of trying JC Denton/Adam Jensen as well

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OH SHIT

>tfw was a naysayer 90 or so threads ago saying this shit would flop
I guess I made the biggest mistake in underestimating Alita
I completely accept me being BTFO. I don't know how you guys did it, but you're in the profit area now, no one thought it'd even get here. If you made it here you can make another 200 million and guarantee that sequel.

Godspeed you beautiful bastards.

What are you planning for the 100 general party? Yea Forums sings Swan Song?

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Fucking great villain, the way he literally treats the people in Iron City like ants because that;s all they are to him as he watches down from Zalem. He doesn't even try to deny or hide it when Alita says to him 'you just lost a puppet'

>"No matter, Vector was getting tiresome anyway"

>#97
U-uh g-guys, that you know that w-whole blu-ray thing? I was j-just joking. Haha right?

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Anonymous cannot count to 99.
Every single time.

I feel like Norton Nova is basically a mix of Nova and Mbadi/Trinidad

If I get trips, you have to swallow the blu-ray too.

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We'll watch someone eat a bluray, I think.

Molly.

I do want to see the #99 just for the satisfaction though

This is fucking impressive that you documented these threads by the way, you should update this at #99 and #100 because that will be a true memento of everything we've accomplished

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Nova will become even more interesting in the sequels. He is the Joker, Bane, Luther rolling into one. But the best part is that he has no malice depsite doing terrible things. Most iconic villian if done right.

Yea Forums dubs the bar scene

Oh snap

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I WAS HERE

Has anyone watched Night Owls? Rosa gets her boobies out in it.

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>not phoneposting on company time

this just means...
WE GET TWO 99S
AHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm not liberal trash. I earn my money, Brie.

We just get to have two #99
And two #100

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CHECKED

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I'm not usually into conspiracies, but where's all the Alita merch, books, toys etc? Can only find very few items related to the film.

yeah we're doing #99 twice so it's time for some PRE PARTY FUCK YES

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Nova gives clear instructions to Grewishka that he only wants her heart. Why doesn't he want her brain?

Best seller books on Amazon.

>tfw I made general #65

Feels good to be a part of history

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Well there's more than one Alita so he probably has one of her already.

Yes this 100% if someone does a script I'll do my part

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Her brain had yet to impress him. She was just an insignificant girl.

HEY OP! I made a banner for us to use on GENERAL #99! Please use it.

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cringe

maybe we can do a mosaic where everyone draws a segment of the movie poster

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Loli Yoko is the cutest thing in the whole world.

I made at least one of them :)

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I like it

There's probably gonna be a bunch of #99 threads because anons will get trigger happy

Same with Avatar, except that had a small action figure line. I hope McFarlane puts out affordable Alita stuff eventually.

That's too hard!

I can see it
>From the producers of TITS and ASS
>healed by ALITA
>a cute angel

Nice.

>When you realize why people wanted to make thread 99.
I'm not a bright man.

Me too!

I made general 81

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Lads I'm glad you guys made it to 350 million, Alita is now literally not a comercial flop. But do you guys think it can sustain itself to guarantee a sequel?
Captain Marvel opens this week and Alita stops playing in most cinemas. What markets will it still be open? What markets has it not opened to? Are you guys even expecting more cinema revenue or are you already considering blu-ray campagins on social media?

I think this will be a bittersweet victory in the end, but a victory nonetheless.

I made 91 and 72

Oh, it'll make another 50 to 100 million in it's theater run. At this point, it all just comes down to when and if they announce the sequels. Might not happen for awhile, but who knows.

probably no sequel

There will be ways for the future we all wish for to come about. I'm sure of it

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>hot-headed
>headstrong
>bloodknight
>sometimes gets rekt by her opponents
>deep yet feminine voice
>naive and impulsive
So why did Korra failed as a character while Alita is loved by all? Beside the carpet-munching og course.

If that announcement is made I don't even know how to celebrate it.

This whole situation with the box office is fitting for her character considering Alita has had to fight to survive her whole life.

Based

I think it's pretty obvious this movie failed to really hit because most people just didn't give it time of day. Those who went to see it, usually love it. Advertisment campaign was probably completely scuffed. This franchise will be all about legs. Luckily, there's virtually no stakeholders besides Cameron's own Lightstorm and Fox, the latter being basically just a distributor and not an owner by any means, it's all up to whether Cameron's clout will be enough to secure funding for something that clearly has legs to stand on.

I mean, shit, they made a sequel to Pacific Rim (bad one, but still) and greenlit a sequel to Edge of Tomorrow.

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How do cyborgs poop?

Korra was the AVATAR AND YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT
Alita is just an insignificant girl

nothing has made me this happy in years.

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Kora is from an uninteresting IP. Well, at least to me. I can't stand the world and lore of Avatar desu

I have to admit.
Those threads are... actually fun and positive. People are enjoying things.
It makes me a less cynical human being.
So, congrats on 98/99 ongoing threads.

webm or GTFO.

Our hope rests in China and SEA. Burgers have too much shit taste for good anime adaptations to be a thing.

I'll write the script now and see if anyone wants to participate.

Godspeed gentlemen. Sadly I don't have a microphone.

Because Korra is a cunt who's always wrong but then gets proven right by word of god. Alita isn't a cunt and is written well so never needs to be bailed out of situations by the creators.

im up for ttah, I love mosaic shit

Everyone is being healed by arita

it's beautiful

She's no "angel of death" capice?

I am going to buy a 4K tv just to watch this.

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Awesome, well done.

You better get ready to eat that Bluray.

Russian here. They are pulling the movie out of theatres, it seems. Going to grab myself a ticket on one of the last viewings, in Wednesday.

Checking in with an appropriately shitty mic

Do they make 4k 3D blurays and tvs?

Watching this in 2D would be like missing half of it since it was filmed int 3D.

they used to, but can't find any new ones.

I love you, qt!

youtube.com/watch?v=scaalqVFRZY

remember this is the quality of dub we're going for

In my mouth

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>one of the last viewings
An actual swan song; Have a good time

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If I write a personal letter to James Cameron will he sell me an original 3D film print?

Guys we need to make something special for ABAG #100

Fucken let's get to work !

I think Yea Forums is my favourite board now

oh speaking of

youtube.com/watch?v=kO8fTk6oKQg

Your best bet to see it in 3D would be to wait until VR headsets become higher resolution/more affordable, and then use a cinema simulator like Bigscreen.

Huh. Rosa Salazar apparently doesn't have a Twitter account.
I find it truly respectable.

I'm going tomorrow to watch it in 4DX - the last 4DX screening here

Managed to talk some coworkers into watching it with me, so should be fun ! :D

That's a twist, if true.

And 3D Blurays do still get released, by the way.

Just get one from your local cinema, that's what i'm going to do.

Daily reminder that it did flop you coping spic incels.

Fuck I need to go to bed but #100 is like 30 mins away

I'm planning

how exactly do you play a 3D film print? Woudn't you need like a $30,000 IMAX projector and a 80 foot wall?

Put me in the screen cap!
Also, somebody already posted my webm!

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COMPLETELY and TOTALLY

If you say "incel" in your post everything you say is automatically invalid.

We'll keep the posts flowing for you.

you in NZ?

This.

youtube.com/watch?v=iunHUojjd3o

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Is animekino finally on the menu?

She does. Or, at least did. Unless one of you fuckers scared her off with your autism.

This movie certainly seems like an appetizer that points to that conclusion.

THE ANGEL RISES

We need webms of the crowd chanting her name at the end.

Finished the script for the bar scene. Will edit the video too, so that's on me. Post script now or wait till another thread?

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depends on how long you need. I'll be around till 99 so you hit me whenever

quick question:
Every time she is with her bf i kept wondering.
does she have a robo vag?

Oh, yeah didn't think about that.

>the movie's final showtime at my local theater is on my birthday
I guess I know what I'm doing...

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Smart girl. Why stick your arm in a blender that is the court of public opinion and poorly tought-out shitposts?

God her expressions are just so damn perfect

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Alita stands alongside Speed Racer as doing live action manga/anime right

nanomachine son, of course she does.

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URM probably thought of everything, so I wouldn't be surprised if she had a robopussy for recreational purposes

>rises
When angels do it they're 'ascending'.

>there is a universe out there where alita not only didn't flop but it was a resounding success and where word of mouth has cause it to sell out theatres all over the world and people fall in love with alitas character ushering in a new era of chastity, humility and ethical virtue
>Also captain fungus is cancelled since no theatre wants to stop running alita

>1am
>only at thread #97

I don't know if I can do it bros... but for Alita I have to try

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Precious.

hi ausbro

we can do this

for Alita

So then how the fuck do we watch this movie when they stop showing it in IMAX 3D?

I've seen it 5 times already planning on going for a 6th on Wednesday, but after next week I don't think it's going to be showing in IMAX 3D anywhere.

I stayed up all night, I've been up for 25 hours, and I had just driven 50 miles to see it in IMAX 3D.

How did Ido make/fix Alita's face? Seems like really expensive tech. Also wouldn't it theoretically be possible to have an entire body covered in realistic skin?
Imagine the cosplay possible in this universe.

The script has 54 lines.

You can't. Unless they decide to do a re-showing of it in the future, which given it's box office is not very likely at all. It would have to have been Titanic or Avatar levels of box office success.

What an awesome poster.

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You are actually participating in #99 It's a pre-party thread.
Official #99 party thread is next.

At least we're in the timeline where it succeeded expectations and grew a huge fanbase, but yeah, there's a timeline out there where it made a billion dollars.

>there is a universe out there where alita not only didn't flop but it was a resounding success and where word of mouth has cause it to sell out theatres all over the world and people fall in love with alitas character ushering in a new era of chastity, humility and ethical virtue
But this is our universe.


>Also captain fungus is cancelled since no theatre wants to stop running alita
And this is another timeline.

And there is also a universe in which you and Alita together try to manually repair the radiator of the solar battery of the space station because a flash on the Sun brought down some of the service systems.

>that face she makes while eating a banana with Erica
CUTENESS REACHING CRITICAL MASS

>mfw my throat is really fucked up but I want to do it

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How smug can you get?
>Whose rules do I live by?

I mean if anything, word of mouth for this movie was exceptionally good. I probably wouldn't have heard about it otherwise.

>invite people to watch Alita
>got "meh" reactions and response of disinterest.
>invite people to watch Cap't Marvel despite no plans on really going
>"Holy shit dude, let's go right now!"
Jesus christ.

Plebeians are why we can't have nice things anymore.

People are accustomed to act as usual.

a throat will heal

glory is eternal

I had a similar reaction but after essentially forcing them to see Alita they were all hyped up and loved it.

I think the trailers turned people off and they don't know what to expect.

Are we really going to stop after 100? I mean, I want to speak about the movie until we get the final numbers, so next week

Are you saying that we'll have a clone of 99 who can go off and have different adventures of some kind?

This. Seeing her big eyes in the trailers just made me hate it, wouldn't have given it another thought if people on Yea Forums hadn't convinced me otherwise.

I really wish Alita stays in cinemas until Saturday.
Just so I can smugly order two tickets for Alita and not Cpt. Marvel and crush the hopes and dreams of the ticket boy.

This film has cemented my disdain of normies in general. All i want is someone pure like Alita.

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Thank god none of my friends are that shit.

Fuck it, script now. RULES: Pick one DASH line to record if you choose. Say which one you did and post it to Voocaroo.

LINES 1:

-Hey Zapan, not the furniture!

-What brings you in here, sweets?
-Come to see the hunters up close?

-Not exactly

-Zapan laughs
-Cupcake here's a bounty hunter
-So you, you went down, filled out your application forms, you got your ID badge and, and now you're just like us.
-Let me introduce you to some of your professional colleages.
-This is master Clive Lee of the white hot palm. He has over 200 confirmed kills.

-207.

-Well then this is screwhead, one of our most lethal bounty hunters.
-And then there's McTeague, the dog master, with his hell hounds.
-His biggest problem is having enough left over to identify after so he can collect the bounty.
-Well then there's me... Zapan.
-Keeper of the legendary Damascus blade
-Home to a monomolecular edge, slices armor like butter.
-Forged before the fall by the lost arts of Urm metal energy.

-And who did you kill to acquire it?

-A hunter warrior is a solitary predator.
-You'll be competing against us for the kill.
-You can see what you're up against.

-Thanks.
-I came to ask for your help... against our common enemy, Grewishka.
-He's being protected by the system and continues rampage unchecked.
-And now he's after Ido and me.
-So I'm calling on you, my hunter warrior brothers.
-Let's band together and defeat him once and for all.

-Assorted laughter

We could make a thread when that happens, but totally unrelated to ABAG. ABAG needs to return in a special occasion.

LINES 2:


-Any takers? Hm?
-No?
-Big surprise. You know I wouldn't normally take a rookie under my wing.
-Share my knowledge, willing to make an exception in your case.
-If you cut meatboy loose over here and let me buy you a drink.

-Hey, watch it.

-And uh, what could I learn from a loudmouth pretty boy who spends all of his money on his face?

-Laughter and whistle

-Maybe I'll pull your arms and legs off.
-Roll your head around in the street.
-Maybe that will teach you some manners.

-Laughter
-You might mess up your hair.

-You gonna take that Zapan?

-Punches sound effects
-Grunt sound effects
-Sword slash sounds

-You do not deserve such a weapon.
-I heard you were the heroes of Iron City
-I am not impressed

-What the hell are you doing?

-I'm going to need you to stand way back.

-I will take on anyone in this room.
-And if I win, you fight along side me.

-This bitch broke my nose.

-Yes I did.

-Heroes?
-All I see are junkyard punks, assorted cyber trash, and a bunch of drunken motorball burnouts to slow to play the game.

It just occured to me that there isn't a title card anywhere in the movie until the ending credits, so if someone didn't know what movie they were watching, they'd be confused.

There are no brakes on the /ABAG/ train. Can't stop. Won't stop.
Nope. You are not in charge here. Fell free to jump off the train whenever you want.

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Similarly, comrade.
Tomorrow I'll go to the cinema.
On Thursday, everything is stuffed peddler fungus.

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Alita will remain in my theater while Captain Bitch is showing, so I'll do it just for you.

>So you, you went down, filled out your application forms, you got your ID badge and, and now you're just like us.

Taking this let me get it recorded

>feel

Am I wrong though? More ABAG after #100 would be literal shilling.

FUCK I want to do a line so bad but listening back to my own voice lines is fucking hard, I am definetely not cut out for voice acting

my normie Marvel fanboy friend messaged me that he was gonna pass on Captain Marvel
we never discussed the Brie Larson shit or anything, so that was a nice surprise

Just record one, this isn't professional.

This film completely destroyed Marvel for me.
I was sure that my emotionally not wigginess, boredom, weak interest is only a consequence of age.
That I'm too old to get the pleasure of movies.
Alita showed me that these films were a fucking bastard, primitive shit.

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I think /ABAG/ can die for awhile until maybe a sequel announcement or something similar. We can just go back to making normal and intermittent Alita threads after 100.

>literal shilling
>a person who poses as a customer in order to decoy others into participating, as at a gambling house, auction, confidence game, etc. a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty.
>friendship or loyalty
I guess I am a shill.

If you've got a mic just pic a short one like "Hey Zapan, not the furniture!"

Even my normie friends arent that hyped up fot CM. Theyre like "sure, maybe if I have time I might go see it"

Get ready to eat the bluray while failing to stop /ABAG/ Jerome. HAHAHAHAHA! LMAO AT YOUR LIFE!

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DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

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first line, Hey Zapan, not the furniture

We live like an awakened volcano when the blu ray comes out.

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Yeah the first trailer was kinda off putting to me when I saw it before another movie. Then I avoided all trailers etc, it was only when the movie released and you guys convinced me that it was good that I went to see it and loved it.
That's why we have to convince people through word of mouth.

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THIS. I can never give Disney my money again after seeing what a modern cg blockbuster with soul looks like. It's not even CM, it's just the snarkiness and overall tone of the MCU I can't stand anymore. Alita spolied me.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Vw3wG0ziPv, yeah i forgot to put the link

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>This film completely destroyed Marvel for me
Same, if you include anything Disney with that. Fuckers were poking the bear when they decided to try and attack Alita.

not exactly
vocaroo.com/i/s1vqNPukXW0M

I wish alita wold flip me off like that.

Thank God I ain't got friends ;_;
but I watched Alita 5 times already, hope I can get a 6th on Friday

vocaroo.com/i/s04ZwpWJKFea
-Big surprise. You know I wouldn't normally take a rookie under my wing.

saw it yesterday. Alita on fleek

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I love these edits.

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>Alita surpassed on the shill box office numbers
Watch them push it to 450 million and then 500 million lmao. We actually made it lads. I can't believe it.

>and there is also a universe in which you and Alita together try to manually repair the radiator of the solar battery of the space station because a flash on the Sun brought down some of the service systems.

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What makes her so beautiful? Magic?

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>Alita surpassed on the shill box office numbers
>surpassed on the shill box office numbers
What does that mean?

>You gonna take that Zapan?
Claimed
let me record it

Don’t mind me, I am just waiting for the historic moment.

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No, engineering and big expressive anime/manga eyes

It's her cute personality that makes her beautiful

>And there is also a universe in which you and Alita together try to manually repair the radiator of the solar battery of the space station because a flash on the Sun brought down some of the service systems.
ALL I WANT IS TO BE MECHANIZED AND EXPLORE SPACE WITH MY CYBORG GF WHY YOU HAVE TO DO ME LIKE THAT user

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>the dog

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No, something much stronger. Engineering.

>engineering
Ido spoke that line with quite a bit of pride. Does he miss home?

I can not believe we made it, bros. ALITA FOREVER

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>I will take on anyone in this room
vocaroo.com/i/s0BFGATgTmRi

Nah, he's just extremely clever and a man of great taste

Wait on the line, the operator of the Colonial Service will contact you.

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Shit. Better stake my claim before thread is gone. It's been a fun ride, boys, but all good things must end. But fear not, for it is not the real end, but only the end of the beginning. The beginning of the end has yet to come.

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Saw it with six friends last night. They don’t care for Marvel at all, but mostly because they’re weebs like me.

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Ido may have been born in Zalem but he had nothing to do with its engineering. It was built 300 years before Ido was born.
>Does he miss Zalem?
Clearly he does not. He said as much in the scene with Chiren at the cafe.

Also kino audiobook
youtube.com/watch?v=A6-YPiqOh_w

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SMUG ALITA BEST ALITA

>and then there's me... zapan.
vocaroo.com/i/s1gOlzNxt25G

her skin was more shit coloured

vocaroo.com/i/s1PSiQmcNH6H

>hello sweets
>do you have a license to be that cute?

variety.com/2019/film/asia/china-box-office-dragon-flies-green-book-soars-1203154059/
If you add up the chinese earnings, it's up to 400 million USD.

so appropriate. awesome

>oi, you got a license for that big knife, ya slag?

garbage film tbqh

Garbage opinion tbqh

As promised earlier: vocaroo.com/i/s14DPpTys3pC

>So you, you went down, filled out your application forms, you got your ID badge and, and now you're just like us.

Wtf don't give him (You)s

Thanks! If anyone else wants to record, do it. There's plenty of lines.

this tbqh

Hold on now 400 million would mean what, exactly?

Anyone got any cute pics of Rosa that haven't been posted in any of the generals before? I need more content for my alita folder

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depending how I feel I might do more than one but I don't want to wake my neighbors or housemates lol

50 million surplus over what Fox said the film needed to break even. In other words
SEQUEL CONFIRMATION SOON

They could really just let her act as is.

Any suggestions on Alita's alternative soundtrack?
Iron City theme - youtube.com/watch?v=Pdd8dnzhXX4

>sequel confirmation soon
You know what would not be a good idea? If once the sequel is confirmed we flood the catalog with threads about how everyone got btfo. Yeah let's totally not do that

But that can't be lads!

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vocaroo.com/i/s091HYlXaueO
-Keeper of the legendary Damascus blade

>And there is also a universe in which you and Alita together try to manually repair the radiator of the solar battery of the space station because a flash on the Sun brought down some of the service systems.

And one day the company will send a Chad bot on the station and you watch from aside as Alita and cyber chad get closer and closer.

Sure what could go wrong

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I have this but only because Alita was also in it.

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Crows are intelligent and vastly superior to shitty songbirds.

you're right what an awful idea user

But they have no heart.

And the show continues.
Three more days will collect, and then the world will cover Mushroom

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here's your assorted laughs, my mic was so shit, I just took a funny laugh from a video

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>#99
WE DID IT REDDIT

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Yeah, lets totally not do that. It wouldn't be cathartic to stick it to all those faggots claiming this was going to flop or labeling everyone a shill in the least.

Good post user.

>about how everyone got btfo
I do not see the problem.
Or are they asking me to respect Alita's opponents?

are we putting these all together after we've recorded them?

Are you unironically an orc?

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What a disgusting abomination?
Send flamethrowers.

Eyebrows aren't thick enough

So I went yesterday to see my 4th showing of Alita at the kinoplex. I almost want to go see it again but I think anything more is just too much.

Thoughts lads?

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Counter point:
youtube.com/watch?v=-fAGzY9rnaA

I am, yes.

Good god what is that failed abortion of a creature

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If you can afford it, she can use your support.

ty peaches i love u

Really fucked up throat+shitty Raiden impression

Go for it user, I'm in the same shoes as you I've seen it 4 times and I'm planning on watching it at least one more time. Normally I would be fucking sick of a movie watching it this often in such a small timeframe but something about Alita is just refreshing to watch

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I just saw it yesterday, if it's still in cinemas next week I will watch it for my birthday.

>will send a Chad bot
If we were not close with Alita, then what problems?
If there were, then Alita and in the years after death Hugo was worried about whether her actions would look like treason.
Chad has no chance.

>findomed by alita

I'm going to buy it on DVD a few times to give as birthday presents to people.

kek

Look for the “#AlitaChallenge” on Twitter, they’re pushing for watching Alita instead of Cpt Marvel on Women’s Day but sadly they’re pulling out Alita from cinemas that day

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Why?

because it took like 4 seasons for her to mellow out after being repeatedly humbled.

bro shoosh it's a good line, when it's all finished and put together you'll see how funny this shit will be

>but sadly they’re pulling out Alita from cinemas that day
The Mouse side is strong.

I don't get it, it was at 350 according to boxofficemojo in 3/03 and now in 4/03 it's 400?

Is that the report you're sending to your boss? How much will you get paid for this?

Okay this is one image I'm NOT adding to my collection.

I had literally never heard of Rosa before this movie but I'm really glad based boatman and spyman found her.

> they’re pulling Alita from cinemas on March 8
False

Disgusting study of the character.
Literally everyone was more interesting than Korra.

>69 posters

nice

Agreed, her voice is so lovely too I'm just conditioned from Alita to feel empathetic for her whenever I hear the voice

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DON'T LEWD ALITA
ALITA NOT FOR LEWD

>tfw best girl movie underperformed at the US box office

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I watched 5 times already
But you are the only ones I can admit it
The official story to anyone that asks irl is I watched her 1 and it was amazing and I would watch her again but they burst out laughing
I'm going a 6th on Friday

I'm looking at Box Office Mojo and I don't think those numbers have actually been updated for a while. Or am I reading it wrong?

I hate gays so, so much

she was in Scorch Trials and i though she was a qt there

...

Fuck you guys just reminded me of the dream last night, where Alita was dating some Chad fucker and I started stalking her because I got jealous and I followed her into a marketplace and was watching her drink coffee with some guy and then I got depressed so I went to a nearby stall and bought a shit ton of junk food. I think she was aware of what I was doing because when I turned around she ran off and then later on I think she confronted me about it.
I get cucked even in my own dreams.

Waifu’d when I saw her in Man Seeking Woman.

>boxofficemojo
Promptly updates only Disney movies.
The rest receive an update to the international box office once a week.

>the dream last night
kek'd cuz you wrote it like we already seen your dream

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Is there another general that reached 100 threads?

Haha lmao who would ever have such a dream right guys ;_;

The struggle is real, when I told people I knew that I watched the movie 3 times I started to get funny looks so I legitimately lie about how many times I've seen the movie now. These generals is the only place where I can talk about the movie with others who enjoyed it

One that consistently hit bump limits? Not that I know of.

Nononono This can't be happening!!!!

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We'll continue recording next thread, but which one is next? Are you going to #98 or jumping to #99?

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Of all the happenings that never happened this one has happened the most.

Go to the foreign section

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tiny pic but at least it's the right size for tiny Rosa.

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She's so tiny... imagine...

We should do it legit, #98 then #99

It was such a big gamble to release a big budget movie based on a manga that barely anyone knows in a continent that has been brainwashed for decades by Disney/Marvel/DC properties or any other big pre-established franchise.

>As of 2/24
>As of 2/17
Yeah no, that doesn't look updated to me. The total is just "estimated".

I WANT TO KISS ALITA

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Anons.. were close to the end. See you guys in Alita Fallen Angel generals

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I don't even like this type of movies but I'll support Alita just to dab on them mousseniggers and their propaganda filled garbage

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I believe in Jimbo.

DELET

>5'3"
She's literally the dream height

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Just go with our current numbering to stop future confusion.

They look like a family
Does this happen in every movie?

aggressively snatch her and hide her away in cuddle dungeon aka my room

How tall is Jimbo?

ngl, wish she was taller, like 5'10 or something

>they’re pulling out Alita from cinemas that day
Only if you live somewhere with two screens. If you have only one screen then Dragon Training would've already taken it. Alita still has another month in bigger cities. Last chance for Imax though.

NEW
NEW
#99

#99
NEW
NEW

Someone made 99 already, damn it.

>only a little bit shorter than me
Being a manlet is horrible.

Absolutely cursed, this does not belong here

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It happened in Lord of the Rings for sure but I can't think of anything else off the top of my head.

Wait how and when? I have apparently missed this

NEW SECOND LAST ONE BEFORE GLORY

I'm not making #99 someone else gets that

god damn, imagine. She's at the perfect height where my chest would be right up against her face and I could hold her down and give her lots of hugs and forehead kisses

FALSE

Nigga 5'3" is essentially average height for an American woman. The average is 5'4"

> this movie we tore people apart. Like you

which one

delete

Timestamp is too late

GO HERE NEXT

GO HERE

>forged before the fall by the lost arts of URM metallurgy
vocaroo.com/i/s0GDZR6TDwhS

-cupcake
vocaroo.com/i/s1tyLy5Xug47

forged before the fall by the lost arts of urm metallurgy

vocaroo.com/i/s1yw4oc0ZC6j

in on "#99" too
just in case

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