IN A BOARD

AND A TALKING DOG!?

ROB SCHNEIDER

WILL SUCK MORE DICK THAN EVER BEFORE.

*record scratch*
IS A TALKING FARMER DOG?!

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN' LIKE P DIDDY

>THEY'RE BROTHERS
>THEY'RE PLUMBERS

FROM CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED MEME MAKER MOOT

GRAB OUT MY LOAFERS, I'M OUT THE FARM, I'M GONNA HIT CITY SLICKERS (LET'S SNEED)

AND THE PEOPLE WHO WATCHED "ALIEN"

AND THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL

FROM THE AMERICAN PSYCHO THAT BROUGHT YOU THESE DUBS

'FORE I LEAVE, FEED MY SEED WITH A BOTTLE OF CHUCK

QUEEN LATIFAH

IN A ROLE BEYOND IMAGINATION

BRINGING THE BEST PORTRAYAL OF JOHN F KENNEDY TO DATE

A TALE OF PRIVILEGE AND RACIAL ALIENATION

>FROM THE REYLO SHITTERS WHO SHAT UP YOUR STAR WARS THREAD

>BWAAA

god I just want to get my dick sucked, is that too much to ask for?

FROM THE DIRECTORS THAT SAW SHREK 3

INSTANT CLASSIC
A LOVE LETTER TO HOLYWOOD'S GOLDEN AGE

HE SOLD TORTILLAS ON THE CORNER

At the founding of this Movement we formed the decision that we would give expression to this idea of ours of the identity of the two conceptions: despite all warnings, on the basis of what we had come to believe, on the basis of the sincerity of our will, we christened it "National Socialist.' We said to ourselves that to be 'national' means above everything to act with a boundless and all-embracing love for the people and, if necessary, even to die for it. And similarly to be 'social' means so to build up the state and the community of the people that every individual acts in the interest of the community of the people and must be to such an extent convinced of the goodness, of the honorable straightforwardness of this community of the people as to be ready to die for it.

>Single piano note

>establishing shot

WE MUST STOP THAT THING

>quick cuts of people getting thing'd

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>echo
>fade to black

...you know that thing?...
...well what if I told you....
...that thing ....
....is real.....

>Army base panning shot
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT THING IS, BUT I KNOW THE PEOPLE THAT CAN STOP IT

>fade in
>Scientist: that seems to be the gist of it
>grizzled soldier: In English, doc

>contemporary rock music
>split screen of the team members falling into place

>WRITTEN, DIRECTED AND PRODUCED BY RIAN JOHNSON AND JJ ABRAMS

>record scratch
>freeze frame

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

FEATURING: MY WIFE'S SON

>BOX OFFICE POISON PART II: THE FLOPPENING
>comingsoontoatheaternearyouticketsonpresalenow

>Last cut to an ordinary looking dude
>Screen pans and he's just serving coffee to the team, sitting on a diner

Couple years ago we had a thread like this and some user recorded it all like a movie trailer. Someone even made a youtube video out of it. It was dope, Iwish Istill had it.

>the quirky guy stares at he leader with a mouthful of pancakes
>YOU KNOW I CAMP FYFE VIV EM EMPY FTOMACH

Nevermind it's here now.

youtube.com/watch?v=sdZnbMiM9CU

>FROM PRODUCER/DIRECTOR PETER RODGER
>(Oh My God!)

>hollywood boosted version of Foreigner's Don't Stop Believing plays in the BG

>cut to the villain shortly after the voice clip starts playing
>That.... Thing.
>We can use it.

>where sneedposting is the basic form of communication

>second BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the thing is after us now it knows we know about it...
>scientist burst through the door! ATEAM THE ONLY PLACE THAT IS SAFE ANYMORE IS HIGH METHAINE AREAS WE HAVE TO GO TO MY EXPERMENTAL BRAAAAP BARN HURRY INTO THE CHOPPA

>*shot of some space station or ship burning and falling towards earth with lens flare and the camera rotating*

>post credits scene on the trailer

>"I'm putting together a team..."

>”IF YOU DIE IN THE SIMULATION, YOU DIE FOR REAL!”

>also if you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him
>Jesus Christ