>go to movies
>get the big sippy drink of coke
>need to pee half way through
>there are two bathrooms, one closer to the snack bar and one at the end of the cinemas no one really uses
>go to the one at the end
>bathroom is empty but still use a stall because I don't like urinals (I pee standing up but don't like peeing on a wall)
>suddenly hear door burst open
>couple laughing and stumbling about
>sounds like they just entered the stall next to mine
>hear slapping, watched enough porn to know they're having sex
>decide to not flush and quietly tip toe out of the bathroom
>jog to the front of the candybar, cutting the entire line
>tell the guy there what's happening
>all the people in the line mumble to themselves concerned
>he says he'll handle it
>calls the police
>couple are pulled from the bathroom and arrested
>guy resisted so he was pushed to the ground
>I just stare at him eating my complimentary popcorn I got for telling
Cinema stories
I hate cops so goddamn much. Dont they have better shit to do then rough up someone getting head in a stall?
>theater owner calls police
>wants couple arrested/thrown out
>cops do so
>whiny faggot bleats on 4chin about hating police while instantly calling them for help as soon as bad things happen to him
Fucking this. Fucking pigs get real tough around harmless people then stay the fuck away from niggers ghettos
You sound like one of those alt right incels. Post a picture of your wrists holding a MAGA hat
based
based cops
I have never called the police in my life. Some of you are retarded, the cops dont get to the scene right away. The average response time in my town is 5.5 mins. Most places its a lot longer.
Exactly. Go arrest some coloreds or fuck off. These people literally did nothing wrong
Why wouldn't you just give up?
Also, they look totally normie. Why would they be fucking in public?
See, this is why we have no singles nights.
>people having sex while I drank a giant tub of sugar water made me upset so I snitched and then got to eat 1000 calories in one sitting for being a good boy
how fat are you?
In what universe do people have to be concerned then some dumbasses fucking in a stall? If they were being really loud then fine but I doubt it. I'd laugh and wash my hands before I leave. Why should I fucking care as long as they aren't out in open on the floor? I can't see it so who gives a shit.
Ron Pearlman pats the guy on the back that shoves the kid out of the doorway....
>mfw a chad and stacy have sex in the stall next to me...
Assholes watch movies too. It's actually pretty normal to have theater duty at peak asshole times so the response time would be instant.
>"waaaaah why can't i be a degenerate in public places where children run around WAAAAH WAAAAAAAH FUCKING COPS"
Some priceless reactions
Was that a homeless lady throwing a shampoo bottle?
>rough someone up
white bitch on the right cracking up lmao
its a waste of police resources, just go in the bathroom and tell them to fuck off
DEATH TO THE SOIBOI.
the fat woman with the aqua colored hair.
What a bitch move. What you should do is ask "you guys having fun in there?" and then leave. It reminds them they're in a public place, embarrasses them, and doesn't waste police resources or make extra work for a theater employee.
The incel always runs and tells..
yikes. must have hit pretty close to home, huh, tranny?
Based Cops.
I once called the cops on my annoying neighbours, they were having a small party but I reported them for loud sexual noises and too loud music.
Police arrested him because he didn‘t open the door and then resisted.
Who else here /FapsAtTheTheater/ ??
Reporting them and filming how they get BTFO by based cops is more kino.
>that chad walking in and still going for a piss
i can't barely piss when one person is in the room
Nigger
Haha called the cops everyday on my spic neighbors. They sat outside blasting music EVERY NIGHT. I wouldn't even care if it was just on weekends
It's weird it took them so long to stop doing it.
Based black cop.
Shit usually sounds like carnival music too.
Some people in this thread disagree, but you don't know if one or both of these people are all doped up, carrying a weapon, or whatever so saying something may stir up a bunch of shit you don't want to deal with. Police resources and disturbing a cinema employee arguments are stupid: that's what they get paid for to deal with crap like this.
They probably did drugs in there
>may stir up a bunch of shit you don't want to deal with
Remember when it was disgraceful to candidly admit you were a pussy? Now it's just straight up
>dude I was scared, that's a smart move to run away and hide while letting others deal with this shit
There is nothing worse than being a "tattle tale".
You're such a faggot OP (if this were actually filmed by you which it obviously wasn't)
This OP would be either stabbed or made. abitch Day 1 in prison.
looks like incels win this one chad
Was it really necessary to fucking bodyslam him full force onto the ground like that?
>HEY LOOK! LOOK! I'M BEING A BELLIGERENT ASSHOLE ! LOO- *bodyslammed*
10/10
yes
I want to breed that fertility goddess on the right.
>They probably did drugs in there
OH NO!!! GOD FORBID!!!! Two complete strangers with autonomy made the choice to partake in a substance that has nothing to do with you! Better arrest them and mark up their record and ruin their life!
Just admit that you're jealous of this guy for fucking a chick that is out of your league and having a level of fun that you are incapable of experiencing. You're just a sour salty cunt so you feel the need to lash out at people that live out of your league. You are a jealous rat. No better than a Jew.
>don't waste police resources on things that police are needed for
You're right, mate. They should be out arresting nazis who use Twitter.
Lol stupid nigger
shut up, faggot.
This was clearly a suicide by cop, but that cop is a pussy for not handling that situation like a man.
drugs are evil and degenerate and anyone caught using them should be prosecuted
The problem is they do it in a public space.
They can go home and do it there.
Doing this inside another mans business is the problem and the business owner has the full right to remove junkies from his property by using the Police Force.
Sounds like you have trouble knowing when to pick your battles. One day you'll stuff your ego up your ass.
>pretends to be armed and reaching for a gun
>is not armed, has no gun
Why are niggers so retarded
I cannot even fathom how pathetic your existence is. No better than a Jew who cannot mind his own business.
Why would he go to prison? He is a good boy
Yeah, he's a pussy for not letting a nigger shoot him?
>two upper middle class white teenagers
are druggies
Fuck off cunt.
shut up, cuckold
Imagine getting arrested for fucking in a bathroom stall lmao
>He is a good boy
He'll make a better girl.
>attack officer
>get shot
>cry racism
No, I know exactly who I am and what I'm capable of. So if I'm scared I just shut the fuck up and mind my business. I don't get all bitchy about it trying to compensate
With a finger gun?
BASED
He did the right thing. Rather 100 dead niggers pretending they have guns than one dead police officer.
> I don't get all bitchy about it trying to compensate
Like you're doing now?
I'm sorry you never had enough friends to form experiences outside your comfort zone.
They can go and have degernate drug fueled sex at home.
Why they have to do it in public and disturb people that might want to shit and piss in peace?
He was supposed to wait to see if the young gentlemen was reaching for a real gun or not?
Both engaging in pre-marital sex. I feel sorry for whoever they end up with.
you have autism
You're a bit retarded, huh?
Again, there is no reason for him to go to prison other than your strangely sexual fantasy involving prison rape....
>warning: graphic images
>graphics are shit
lmfao every time
Drugs are bad and consuming them is bad and promoting their use to others is also bad.
>oh no, the cop wants to arrest me
>do I submit and deal with the petty crime?
>do I try to run, possibly losing him and possibly getting tackled by another officer?
>or do I pretend to have a gun, which at best will give me a higher felony and at worst get me shot
Did I report your post? Did I downvoted you? Did I insult your intelligence? Or did I just reply to your post and you got your feelings hurt?
Listen fellas, I do not like niggers. Never have and never will. Yet even I can admit that if that was a white kid and not a black kid, that cop would've been put in jail. Part of racial realism is not being overly racist. If both races are treated equally, white people will come out on top every single time. However, if you stand strong on racial issues just to be "uber racist" drives other white people from the cause of white supremacy.
Even in the days of legal slavery, it was illegal for a white man to just straight our murder a black person without cause.
First Post:
>drugs are evil and degenerate and anyone caught using them should be prosecuted
Second Post:
>Drugs are bad and consuming them is bad and promoting their use to others is also bad.
NPC dialogue at it's best. Zero critical thought exhibited.
A veli feli jeki beki disi visi a DESPACITO
cops shoot white people alot more than shooting blacks
>alchol, junk food, cigarettes
Perfectly fine, my body my choice
>weed, cocaine and adderal
Evil and degenerate
>just go in the bathroom and tell them to fuck off
they would just laugh at you, guy would probably say something like "sorry bro" and keep going while the girl would just giggle
stop taking drugs you subhuman piece of shit
What is there to critically think about?
Drug use is bad and there is no debating it.
>Why they have to do it in public
Because the public belongs to them as much as you cunt.
false equivalency, some of those are more dangerous than others
I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who cared.
Faggot
shut up butthurt normie
I think a cop will shoot anyone who is about to pull a gun on them
>weed is more dangerous than alcohol
Fuck off you false flagging cuck. He was literally reaching for something. How was the cop supposed to know. It takes 2 seconds t o pull out a gun and unload into someone, just dont be retarded and attack a police officer and then reach for something regardless if youre black, brown, grëen or white....
>alcohol
Most people don‘t get absolutely shitfaced that cops need to be called.
>junk food
Doesn‘t make you unpredictable and dangerous
>cigarettes
Its forbidden to smoke inside and like junk food it doesn‘t turn the user into a dangerous and unpredictable animal
Now look at the drugs
>weed
Smells like shit and stoners are dragging this everywhere.
>cocaine
Makes people go for more risk and makes them dangerous
Same with adderal.
First Post:
>drugs are evil and degenerate and anyone caught using them should be prosecuted
Second Post:
>Drugs are bad and consuming them is bad and promoting their use to others is also bad.
Third Post:
>Drug use is bad and there is no debating it.
Maybe if you repeat your NPC line a couple more times, without evidence to back up your position, it will finally become true.
Strawman
they're pretty close, all mind altering drugs should be illegal
No they are inside a Business that belongs to its rightful owner.
This Owner doesn‘t want degenerate drug use in his building and its against his rules and the Law so he has the right to call the police.
>"You guys having fun in there?"
>heh, still got it
>the State should dictate what I put in my body in the comfort of my own private property while hurting no other but me
Bootlicker
Drugs are illegal for a reason brainlet.
If you didn‘t abuse so much of them you might be able to figure out why.
>all mind altering drugs should be illegal
Why?
Junkies should be shot on sight Duterte style.
Why? What about prescription drugs? Also find me one case of someone overdosing on weed.
>Drugs are illegal for a reason brainlet.
To support the private prison industry and provide politicians an easy issue to stand strong on to get re-elected?
Dangerous for the public.
>some faggot decides to trip
>thinks its a good idea to get into a car and drive around
>runs over your wife and daughter or other innocent people
>ooopsi I dindu nuffin
Shoulda been quiet then banged on the side of the stall real hard.
Get the bitch to bite his dick off (with her vagine teeth)
Seething bootlicker
Look at the blond woman's reaction on the right lol
>all those messages at the end of the video
I would love to see them acting dumb in front of a cop pointing you with a gun, dumbfucks
Just like alcohol?
I salute you based user
No degeneracy on your watch
No because retards abuse them and then only bad things happen and usually innocent people have to pay the price.
So alcohol should be illegal too then?
>muh police resources
majority of the police force stay idle most of the time anyway
why american cops are so fucking fat? these can't run for shit
>the government should be allowed to murder whoever they want
fucking cuckold
>I just stare at him eating my complimentary popcorn I got for telling
kek
while i'm glad i'm not the only tattle tale on Yea Forums, they didn't do anything wrong. a bathroom is a private place, "public bathroom" is a misnomer.
>they didn't even get shot
Come on America, get your shit together
Its not legal to drive under influence
It should be but its unrealistic to pull it off because of how easy it is to produce.
because public sex is the most normie fetish out there?
>To support the private prison industry
>implying drug addicts go to prison
>Its not legal to drive under influence
Just as it wouldn't be legal to drive under the influence of other substances?
>need to shit
>normies that need to breed are occupying the only free toilet
They can have sex at home, no need to do it in a public bathroom.
Some say that soiboy is still flying through the atmosphere to this day
they cause mental illness, every pothead/drunk is always clinically depressed and crazy
also dangerous, people think just because a doctor prescribes something it is safe? lol you should do a lot of research before taking any drug
literally almost half of all people in prison are in there for drug offenses.
>It should
Jesus christ, you really WANT to live in 1984, don't you?
Fucking unreal.
So the people who want to responsibly partake in some drugs should be stripped of this right because some low IQ fuckface can't handle his shit? That kind of sounds like tyranny.
Yes and are you retarded or something?
Everyone should be sober.
Can‘t deal with reality, go and suicide in some corner where nobody cares.
>literally getting arrested by police
>still feels the need to steal the desk
negroes everyone
OP here, been reading a lot of replies but I want to address this one
>a bathroom is a private place
the whole cinema is private property, that's not an argument.
You can't have sex on someone else's private property while they're conducting business and expect it to be okay legally.
Also there could have been kids that walked into the bathroom.
I'm in my 20s and the police still offered me a number to call for counseling if it effected me.
I don't know why you lot seem to see me as rude when everyone involved thought I was good for taking initiative and being courageous.
Literally no.
Jesus christ, user.
Go outside once in a while.
Did they arrest the disease roastie too?
>responsibly
None of them can do that, thats just an empty promise.
Every drug user is a timebomb and a potential risk for innocent citizens.
ITT:
>people who have never done drugs
>likely friendless
>likely boomers
>reverse virtue signaling
You're all niggers.
Guess everyone should only be feed safe s o i produced by Nanny Government for optimal nutritional intake?
Exactly.
Good Job OP.
Is it illegal to fuck in a stall? Cops are a waste of taxes
>I'm in my 20s and the police still offered me a number to call for counseling if it effected me
Is people having sex this scarring for Americans?
except in india. designated hand holding the person next to you so you won't fall over while shitting in the street
>Is it illegal to fuck in a stall?
Yes
>t. definitely against gun control
>nigger detected
Oh shit, someone better let big daddy government know that there is a liquor store on every corner! We'll soon live in a dystopian society because of these wine cooler drinking degenerates!
Consider who established their country.
I'm surprised you're allowed to hold hands in public there.
Lol america is clown world
I'm quite proud of having never done drugs
lol I love that no one else reacts
>Dont they have better shit to do then rough up someone getting head in a stall?
Yes, and fucking in the stall is keeping them from doing it. Good job.
Sex offender list for life
>not saying "my turn next"
stupid niggers lmfao. They kill me man.
SHOT A BLACK MAN? DAS RACCISS
context?
why was this necessary?
Contrarian cringe
>not doing drugs is contrarian
imagine living in a bubble like this
Formerly virgin
Only if it is Onions isolate which does not contain the estrogen.
Only People that known how to handle firearms should be able to own them.
Not saying citizens shouldn‘t but a training course should be mandatory to get them to learn the basics of gun safety.
We already do, most problems come from it.
Just look at countries like Russia and what alcohol abuse did to their society.
He died because of his moronic actions, not his race. I feel like making a twitter account to argue with people all day but it's probably pointless.
They probably saw it coming a mile away. She probably deserved it.
Taking a hard loud shit would be better. Ruin the experience for them.
Today, OP was based and redpilled but unironically.
Good
It is. Embarrassing cringe
>living a healthy lifestyle is cringe in the USA
>learn to handle gun
>shoot up club
You're a fucking retard.
>Yet even I can admit
You mean baselessly speculate?
>giving guns to mentally ill retards
There is your problem
>I'm quite proud of having never done drugs
It is quite sad that your life has amounted to so little that you can find pride in such a meaningless "accomplishment". While that is your choice of abstinence from drugs (which by the way you've definitely done "drugs" in your life, they were just legal drugs) you don't deserve the right to subjugate and punish others for not making the same choice as you. IT is unjust to push your will onto others, especially when their actions do not effect you or society at large in a negative way.
You're not funny btw
Yeah, we tend to keep our sex in private. As opposed to Europeans who allow foreign Muslims to rape their women in broad daylight.
>IT is unjust to push your will onto others
get a load of this roastie.
If I went to the bathroom in a cinema and I heard two people fucking in the stalls I would never go to that cinema again. I don't wanna fucking step in your love juices.
>mandatory courses
DAS RAYCISS
>mental illness is inherent from birth
>people can't hide mental illness
>people never become depressed
>people never start to hate other groups of people for whatever reason takes their fancy
You're still a fucking retard.
NIG GER? HELL I ALREADY DID!
he flew so hard the webmh had an fps drop on my pc
t. let his entire nation get raped by Mexicans
Why are Americans so cucked by cops bros? Cops have more power than any judge in America they can just scream muh gun! And kill anyone with impunity. Boot lickers are hilarious and sad, because we all know they are just contrarian children. Pic is related a boot licker and he's very serious about it
>courageous
the production, sale and consumption of drugs has a huge affect on society and most of it is negative
>get a load of this roastie.
No, just a proponent of free will.
>when their actions do not effect you or society at large in a negative way.
But they do
They promote their drug culture to kids.
They steal to afford the drugs.
They take drugs in public places.
They OD on this shit and other have to find their disgusting aids ridden dead bodys.
etc. pp.
Switzerland has a lot of gun owners and no mass shootings happen there.
The problem in the US is niggers and drugs that are prescribed by doctors and of course the shit that gets sold on the streets.
>the production, sale and consumption of drugs has a huge affect on society and most of it is negative
All of which the legalization of drugs would fix. Especially if the money currently put into "busting" small time, non-violent drug users was put into rehabilitation.
>I feel like making a twitter account to argue with people all day but it's probably pointless.
I did that for a while and it's kind of worth it but you'll get suspended for going too hard after which you have to give them your phone number.
Much like junk food, probably less
>why was this necessary
...
>young ma'am, come with me
>FUCK YOU, CRACKA, MY MOMMA SAID YALL RAYCISS
>young lady, you are under arrest for threatening your teacher with a knife
>FUCK YALL RAYCISS ASS CRACKAS, IM TELLIN MY MOMMA
>*lightly grabs arm to physically remove her*
>DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME, YOU CRACKA ASS CRACKA
>But they do
>They promote their drug culture to kids.
>They steal to afford the drugs.
>They take drugs in public places.
>They OD on this shit and other have to find their disgusting aids ridden dead bodys.
>etc. pp.
All of which the legalization of drugs would fix. Especially if the money currently put into "busting" small time, non-violent drug users was put into rehabilitation.
I've done several kinds of drugs and two people having sex in a public bathroom is bad etiquette. It's unhygienic for both the perpetrators and the next person who has to use the stall. Imagine having to take a diarrhea shit and you place your hairy ass on the toilet seat, only to realize you're sitting in someone else's lukewarm jizz.
fucken disgustan
This has gotta be bait
Cool story.
You aren't making a very good case against alcohol.
You're fucking retarded and you're perfectly happy being cucked out by the government.
Go die in a fire while I take responsibility for my actions.
>All of which the legalization of drugs would fix.
Nope it wouldn‘t fix anything only make it worse.
Legalization fixes very few of the problems drugs cause, and will eventually cause more as the tolerance of drug use destroys social order
>junkies only exist because drugs are (barely) illegal
Explain your logic, please
>Shitting in public
This thread is yikes, go suck cop cock fags lmao!
Alcohol is garbage and should be forbidden as it does no good for society.
Maybe if you weren‘t a retard you would understand the dangers.
>let
Lol, no. We have an actual representative government here
it doesn't matter who sells the drugs, it's the fact they are dangerous addictive substances that destroy lives
Seething
what's with all the reddit ITT?
>affect
It's "effect". See this is exactly what I'm talking about. IF you don't have the intellectual prowess to even use the correct spelling of a word, why should your opinion matter when discussing issues that exist outside your sphere of understanding?
this right there is the issue
both statements are true:
cops are retarded
the job attracts a certain kind of people who are obedient, have low key mental capacities and once they become part of the gang they start to pick up all sorts of behaviourisms
pulling your hand behind your back or making any form of movement indicating you are about to pull something out of a pocket, pants or bag is retarded
a cop in burgerland has to assume you are armed and besides the pig webms there are also webms of cops getting shot down, because they were to hesitant
that story about the "crawl with your legs crossed!" guy is particularly interesting
A: the cop was a retard, no arguing there - just your average manlet with tattoos and a toughguy attitude who ended up fucking off to asia with his asian wife
the guy is your prototype manlet with serious psychological issues
B: the guy on the floor was distressed and crying and everything: but he was reaching for his pants and you can not argue, that the reflex of cops shooting once someone reaches for his pants is out of place in burgerland
you can hate retard cops and still accept, that was totally fine and the nog was retarded
>diarrhea
It has never happened to me but I know anything's possible in this chaotic universe.
I always like the videos of cops shooting dogs.
You come off as dumber than dirt son.
me on the right
>representative government here
You don't know what that means
>that "wall"
Lol a bit late for that I think
>I just stare at him eating my complimentary popcorn I got for telling
Snitchin Randy
But hes right and you are the dumb fuck
HAHAHA at all the people ITT acting like you should be allowed to fuck in public where kids go to escape how shit their single mothers are
Holy mother of based
You should move to the UK.
They're far closer to quashing your personal freedoms than the US. Sounds more like your thing.
Alcohol is fine. You're clearly an underaged faggot who hasn't yet been given his first sip of beer from his dad. Fucking commie faggot.
I hope, with all sincerity, that you get lynched before the year is out.
fug! :---DDD
it's for your own good, you'd be a lot healthier if you had no access to illegal drugs
sorry, negroes stole my humor as well it seems
Cops are the best. I love the law. I'm glad they dab on people like you.
BLUE LIVES MATTER
MAGA
>didn't get shot
Yeah it was
They should send the military into ghettos and eradicate every last one of them.
At least he can use punctuation and knows not to start a sentence with a conjunction. It's always weird how the most retarded people have the loudest opinions on things they don't understand.
Honestly, uneducated people like you shouldn't even have the right to vote.
late capitalism is all about exploiting retards like you into thinking that buying dangerous and destructive products is part of your personal freedoms, it isn't and the government has a duty to protect you from your retarded behavior
nah mate. The "keep your legs crossed" cop was completely wrong in literally everything he did. The cop talking in that video was a sergeant as well and he wasn't the one that fired. it was that other psychopath cop. He was the only one that fired out of 4 cops there.
The cop in the webm is completely justified.
>supports a criminal organization that even goes far as beheading children with a chainsaw
I hope you or your most loved ones catch a stray bullet from a dope slinging gangbangers with your skull someday for poetic justice.
>tfw literally never had any trouble with the police in my life and have zero complaints
Thank you cops, very cool!
Absolute unit
Same. People generally know what not to do, then they get mad when they get busted for it.
>if you had no access to illegal drugs
How has making drugs illegal worked on making this a reality? The War on Drugs has caused tenfold the damage that drugs themselves would have ever caused.
Jesus christ, imagine being this cucked by your legislative overlords.
You really should just sit on the lawn of the whitehouse with chains around your neck waiting to do as they say.
The theater owner should have just shot them.
t. hick
retard larps as intellectual. how cute.
go die in a fire kike, promote your degenerate drug shit somewhere else.
t. detroit citizen
>supports a criminal organization that even goes far as beheading children with a chainsaw
>a dope slinging gangbangers with your skull someday
I agree. All drugs should be legalized and regulated to put these people out of business! Thanks for agreeing with me user.
isn't this the same strategy at the bar?
>hey ladies, having fun?
>nigger steals the drugs and deals them anyway
>shoots your daughter in the face or hooks her up on heroin
watch the full video on liveleak apparently it was the guy filming's girlfriend
Some commie academia cocksucker is not going to tell me what is my personal freedom, you bootlicking German loving weakling.
More like this?
I stood on the back chairs to wave my hand in front of the projector, and nearly had a fucking heart attack when the projector operator leaned out, grabbed me and lifted me up for a few seconds and told me to leave because my movie was over.
I didn't check to see that, for whatever reason, this specific theater didn't have the glass window in front of the projector, like they were in the middle of replacing it or something.
Sorry, my daughter has a high IQ and was raised with enough class to not associate with niggers. I'm sorry you cannot say the same for your daughter.
Brazil always makes the best cop videos.
boy you are in for a surprise
*hits pipe*
Based Tattletale. The Devil’s Boogaloo outside of wedlock is a fast-track to Hellfire. Their immortal souls will thank you.
Haha
Hmmm. Nah, just kill them.
'the war on drugs' is a meme, we actually have a very tolerant culture towards drugs and all forms of self-indulgence in the USA
Most Americans don't really get it because because they equate this self-indulgence with 'freedom' when in reality freedom is an abstract concept and has little to do with stuffing your face with McDonalds until you reach 600lbs and smoking weed until the schizophrenia causes you to go on a shooting spree
>let them do it
until the day one of them run over you with the car because too fucking high and then it's
>why is this allowed?
Same. Feels good being well mannered and discrete. I'd love to snitch on these rude redditors with Cara.
The only time I've ever had problems with police was when I was in America
I unironically enjoy hearing about niggers shooting them now
haha u thout u mad a arguemont but u maed a typo n so i am smartr
wtf? the 2nd police suv makes a left a drives away while all this is going down
Geez, good point. You really told that user. Now if you wouldn't mind explaining why alcohol is still legal, that would be great.
a mouth literally made for cock
>she puts her shorts back on while he’s blocking the door.
I hope they both get prison time for this
not him but you're a total NPC
Turn 14, edge lord.
>when your lefty programming is telling you to be outraged but your vagina is telling you to suck that cop's dick as soon as possible
>dude if you ignore basic common sense and science then I totally have the upper hand
this. Literally getting in the way of the course of justice
Preface: I’m a Canadian, and I always knew the United States was AWFUL, but holy shit it was bad when I went there with friends
>be me, on break with friends
>we visit Cali then Texas
>go to watch Alita in 3D
>was good I guess, for an American movie
>when we decide to leave the theater, one of my female Indian friends on her phone accidentally shoulder checks some dumb mongrel spic American
>we all laugh as his soda splashes on him and I think his gf
>he looks pissed
>tell him to grow a pair and we walk out
>I feel him grab my shoulder
>he says “bitch, who do you think you are? Huh?”
>I look into his genetically defective eyes and say “fuck off”
>friends laugh
>he punches me
>I’m pissed, and I fucking HATE Americans. Great combo for any fight
>I start swinging back
>all the theater starts to crowd around us
>I hear people say “bro, wtf is wrong with you” and other stuff
>a white guy comes and tries to hold me back and tells me to “calm down”
>”fuck you”
>punch him too
>a fat fuck employee tells me he’s going to call the cops, tell him his country is responsible for hate crimes and acts of terror
>suddenly one of my friends tells me a police car is coming
>we all run off
It was a good day. I can’t stress this enough;
FUCK AMERICA, and FUCK ALL THE AMERICANS READING THIS FUCKING COMMENT.
You might think “Canada is inferior and irrelevant” but we are the worlds greatest multicultural nation and would wipe the fucking floor with you fat fucks
Fuck off. I’d punch you people again. Fucking pussies.
You deserve NUKES.
says the drug addicted NPC.
>I’m a Canadian
stopped reading right there
cool rp
actually I was there and killed you with my katana
Not sure if copypasta or not.
What about good samaritans?
I'm a degenerate druggie and homo and I've even been caught drinking, smoking weed and sucking my bf on a field by police, but by being polite and nice I've never had any trouble with police ever. Loling at subhuman scum trying to prove something by confroting police.
Janice Soprano in the upper left-hand corner
RIP.
Unironically kino.