This one's for you

You never succeed if you never try
I'm going to have that one put on my tombstone

imagine if chad did this

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here is the video if you can take it

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Every aspect of dating is about punching above your weight. For men, it's about getting a girl out of your league. For women, it's about finding a man with a fat wallet. Sure, things happen outside of the norm, but don't fool yourself, outside of drunken hookups, social dynamics ALWAYS play a role.

IT'S NOT FAIR

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

AHHHJH

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plot twist: that's actually him now

Wtf did you just do to me I got to the part where he walks out to the music and I cringed so hard I swear it actually hurt my body

Based unapologetic Yea Forumseddit newfaggot

Why would a girl settle for some dork when she can get chad?

Picture related. That's the girl. All grown up. With chad.

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digusting tummy would not fuck

cope

That’s the average incel. They only want the 10/10 Stacy miles out of their league and won’t settle for anything less

More update pics? Just curious to see what became of a tv character. Definitely nothing sexual.

It's why men aspire to greatness.

Didn't she have some disfiguring operation at a young age?

She’s a dancethot that flaunts her ass on YouTube and gets upstaged by Lexee

>i mean i got 2 hugs
>and a thumbs up

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I feel like real life sucks.

>i love to play sports
>kicks the ball in the complete wrong direction

No father to reign him in maybe. Any guy with life experiences will tell him that this is retarded.

How old is she? She looks like some washed up Playboy Playmate in her mid 30's.

>it's why boys shoot up schools.
Fixed

I remember one of the top comments in the original vid was saying this is how dudes raised by single moms act

>"That was the cutest thing I've ever seen!"
Seriously though good for him. As cringey as it was it's a life experience that he can learn from. I was just as autistic but never put myself out there. Hopefully this is the beginning of his journey to chadhood.

I like the sound of humans screaming and a school has lots of disarmed people to terrorize :)

He had the confidence
His heart was in the right place
But stupid is as stupid does
Nothing he did here was wrong

Raised by women and Jewlywood movies too.

Really sad how long I took to figure things out. Never done anything this cringy though.

Man does not conquer the mountain. He conquers himself. Men aspire to things they cannot possess and in doing so conquer the world.

It's just sad that the parameters of that in the modern world is money pussy weed.

>legit wanted to settle with my dork
Fuck you, this whole stupid chad stacy relative relationship science bullshit if anything is what ruined relationships in the modern day, so good job

>why did he literally go for the prettiest girl in the group
he was delusional. probably lived in a fantasy world in his head where he gets the girl. we all were at least a little delusional that age
>and why did nobody tell him this was a bad idea?
could you just ruin a 14 year old's self esteem like that? i couldn't.

He could have targeted the 4th or 5th most attractive girl there and he probably would have gotten a pity blowjob.

>and why did nobody tell him this was a bad idea?

Judging by the cameras they had they knew golden footage when they saw it.

Heart wants what it wants, idiot
You could sit in your feels for a millennium and still come up with the same shit

>haven't been here in years
>this fucking thread again
Lmao
Just what I needed tonight. Also I can't watch the video without having to pause from cringe

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>/r9k/ ruined the social structure between all teenagers
based retard

>Fuck you, this whole stupid chad stacy relative relationship science bullshit if anything is what ruined relationships in the modern day

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What do you mean by come up with the same shit?

A lot of geeky kids in school do this kind of awkward stuff. The only thing this guy did wrong was that he did it while a camera was recording him, so he'll be a meme forever

I honestly can't see Chad having THAT much more success if he did exactly the same thing.

>this whole stupid chad stacy relative relationship science bullshit if anything is what ruined relationships in the modern day

Something like 14-20% of the men reproducing has always been how humanity worked even back in cave man times. If anything, we're regressing back to what we always were. The notions of dignity and civility and putting on a face for the community are all being thrown out the window. One man and one woman joining together to form a household for survival purposes is gone.

18. White women in America age extremely rapidly due to hotter climates

I used to believe mix tapes would be a guaranteed way to get a girlfriend. I'm so fucking glad I never went through with delivering one.

You dont understand how being a Chad works, he already can fuck every chick in that room with no effort. If he does the dance he does it for his own enjoyment not fo fuck the thots, he can do that when he wants anyway

anyone saying that they didn't do cringey shit like this when they were his age are lying. granted, his case is pretty extreme, but still. i did plenty of cringey shit. thank god none of it is on camera

they are, you just have to do it out of nowhere, and also you know be a chad

It's like writers block, thinking up how many ways you could possibly come up with to say one simple thing, only to keep hitting a wall over and over because you know the message always ends up the same

No, I seriously believe the dance would work against him. They would still sleep with him because he's a 11/10 in their eyes but like... it's not the dance that helped. He succeeded in spite of the cringy ass dance.

Wasn't there some DNA study done that found the number of male ancestors is drastically lower than the number of female ancestors?

You mean extreme climates

I did some cringey shit like that, when I was completely alone because I'm an autist. I'd never do it in public

We stopped letting the weak ones die off from stupidity, for things like science and medicine and research, feels pretty cruel now huh?

I'm not really following your point user. You've lost me.

>why did nobody tell him this was a bad idea?

Wasn't the crew women?

this

He did not succeed, the only reason he didn't get laughed out of the room was because there was a camera crew

You think that's bad? I once thought of putting a letter with my feels in a girls backpack. Didn't do it luckily

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80% of women and 40% of men by some estimates.

I thought we were talking about the hypothetical chad

I did cringey shit (though not this cringey) when I was that age, and still sometimes it comes flashing back into my mind and I still cringe as hard every time, even though it was decades ago. Wish I could scrub that stuff from my memory.

Members of the bullet dodging club

Cope

kek same. i thought it would have gotten better by now. does this shit happen even in your 50s and 60s?

If there's some small solace to take from those memories it's that you learned from them. The reason you don't act that way anymore is because you learned through experience.

What's the cringiest shit you ever did in public

To be fair, most boys are built like that. I'm on a built fat bulk and have 21 inch biceps at 225 pounds but was like 140 pounds at the end of highschool.

We were

This is how it works for a Chad, everything they do is great even if its bad, they never lose points. They piss themselves at school? The Stacys support him and think he is fragile, the Beckys see it as an opportunity to fuck him while he is at his worst. He gets his ass beat by tyrone after school? He is a lover not a fighter. He does some gay dance for a girl while wearing a fedora? OMG he is so quirky I cant believe he put himself out there like that for me, and he actually could really dance that is amazing.

We all do embarrassing dumb shit, you're supposed to learn from it
First person I ever tried to ask out, I taped the love letter entirely shut and put it in the wrong fucking locker
The person they ended up dating was someone who was my friend and one of the only people who knew I liked the other person
Hell even the first person who ever offered to make out with me, I laughed in their face and said no because I was a weird kid in my awkward fat phase and knew my place
Same with the first person who ever asked me out, we had classes together but they were a part of a group of kids who ruthlessly made fun of me, so I laughed at that kid and said no too, I figured it was a trap just to fuck with me
Sometimes things just don't work out, get over it

I repeatedly basically stalked this beautiful popular girl through middle and high school and only ever really realized what I was doing after the fact.

Once I made eye contact with a woman my age and asked her on a date.

Now I realize how disgusting that was, but I'm working to be a better man who respects women and doesn't sexualize them.

Yeah, but it taught me to be very insular and cautious. Most of my cringe memories are related to attempting to be more outgoing or involved in sports. Great if you turn out to have unseen skills in those areas, horrible if you turn out to be talentless.

I was fighting some kid and I was a complete pussy so I made a yahoo answers question saying how I was scared and how I could get out of the fight and if anyone had any advice, I accidently used my facebook to register so the yahoo answers post was shared on my own facebook wall and some Stacy seen it and started chatting shit on it calling me a pussy, I then had to delete it while having a panic attack of getting exposed. Thankfully she became a junkie and overdosed a few years later and I never have to see her in person and get embarrassed by her mentioning it

Of course the guy would be the ugliest one out of the whole dance group. That's really unfortunate because the girl will never be attracted to him, ever. This young man essentially wasted a huge amount of time and effort only because nobody ever told him that you can never make another person attracted to you--the attraction has to be independent and predetermined--for either counterpart to be attracted to the other, that is. You can not force biology to behave a certain way. Biology doesn't recognize acts of good will or words of kindness, even if the intention behind them was an expectation of a sexual reward or intimacy - all it recognizes is a guy who isn't ejaculating inside a woman. Despite how common sense this sounds, most MALES do not seem to grasp this reality, thus ending up in the friendzone, in other words, social contacts of a female who will never be sexually or romantically receptive to them due to sheer unattractiveness, but the males will not believe this and cling on to a belief that some day it'll happen.. After enough validation and gifts she will suddenly realize how amazing and generous I am and fall for me. It's a good deal for a female who will be dating attractive males and on the other end receive attention and free benefits from unattractive orbiters. This video in particular reminded me of this recurring scenario because the boy's mentality is similar to those unattractive males (that is, a skewed understanding of biology and human attraction).Now, obviously the boy thought that "maybe the girl just never noticed me by accident or thinks I'm just another guy even though I have this awesome personality and willingness to treat her like a princess". Sadly, this is not how the real life works. A woman will never be attracted to another man by personality and what it encompasses alone. Attraction will always have a decisive physical component, and unfortunately for this guy, facial attractiveness in particular.

This isn't to say that personality and emotional and social traits do not matter, they play a big role in maintaining your woman.. But the woman will not be drawn to be around you in the first place if she doesn't consider you physically attractive at least to some degree (in the best case scenario, this girl will become closer with the boy and keep him as a good friend, maybe out of pity, maybe out of good will) and facial beauty is the biggest determinator of attractiveness in human beings, mainly due to its convenience; it's impossible to hide from a female that uses it to weed out potential partners and pick the most attractive males. Judging by Alexa's forced smile and glib enthusiasm, it's painfully obvious that she weeded Garrett out of the equation the first time her eyes ever latched on him. Girls of Alexa's tier will NEVER be receptive to boys of Garrett's tier.Needless to say, someone will have to break the news to Garrett that the blonde is not for him. He will need to settle for less, much less. I will not comment on his musculature or fashion sense as those are changeable later in life, but will only focus on his face. I understand he's very young and still growing, but unfortunately the only things that could improve in his face as he grows up are his disproportionate nose and puffy cheeks, and even then, only to a small degree (the hopefully decreasing facial adiposity is really the only thing I could see making a tiny difference to his appearance). As for the nose, it will not change in shape but rather in size (but again, on a millimeter scale which is barely noticeable), and when it comes to the shape itself, anyone will agree it is anything but aesthetic.

Based

He will not grow to be an attractive male and you can tell this is true by looking at his facial structure. Narrow face, flat brow ridge, negative canthal tilt, absence of jaw definition, goofy ears are all features that generally aren't changeable and are more or less predetermined (you could say genetic) and will not signal any females of genetic fitness (symmetry) or prenatal testosterone exposure (masculine craniofacial structure) thats presence, or lack thereof, are both manifested in the human face and females are biologically designed to immediately pick up these traits in male faces, thereby determining whether the male they're looking at is attractive or not in less than a second. There is no make up to deceive this biological evaluation. Although it's unfair to rate a 13 year old undeveloped face, this 3/10 is unlikely to ever reach 5 when estimating where he is on his growth phase (unless I'm mistaken and he will grow to be a 7 foot giant). Either way, this is the judgment that Garrett will have to deal with from 80% of females, Alexa included. I remain hopeful that he will meet the right one, seeing as the majority of females aren't exactly attractive either.?

No man, there's certain things that even Chads cannot do if they want to get laid. Doing that fucking dance is like poetry or making mixtapes, it's an instant pussy dry up.

Those "estimates" are largely based on twisting words and using bullshit metrics that don't normally work. Think on it like this, in a society where m:w is not 1:1, what does this entail? It means a) harems and b) a higher risk of beta male uprisings. Harem societies tend to be relatively fragile, since the male limiting creates a constraint on the dynamics of relationships. There's a good reason as to why monogamy was invented and why polygamous societies tend to collapse.

Furthermore, we really ought to include wars into the mix for reducing male reproduction, which these studies tend to ignore. It's almost like there's a concerted (((demoralization))) campaign going on here.

>be me in high school
>kind of a chad-lite
>not a true chad but i was still /fit/ and good looking and popular
>have small qt asian gf
>she was the oneitis for all the betas and weebs in my schools
>mfw she used to get a mixtape every couple weeks
>lots of death cab for cutie and iron and wine and the killers
>mfw we used to die laughing about it
>mfw i used to slam her fat ass while we played them in the background

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Most things in life take practice. Sports, social interactions, it's all the same. Nobody mocks a child with a tee ball tee not hitting the ball properly for example. The difference is instead of a gradual learning process one just oversteps their skill level. That's why it seems so egregious in hindsight.

>clearly not a chad
You will never truly understand, believe me my older brother was a Chad and you don't understand how life is for them, I literally had 9/10s trying to hang out with me and play computer games just to be at my house and get to talk to him

Totally. If I had never shot up a school, I never would have gotten laid. Please continue down the path you are on so that you will never pass your genetic on to another generation of retards.

calm down incels, don't murder anyone

Females don't have to be attractive they can just use make-up

>Be me
>Relatively above average looks
>Within my years of high school there were at least 5 girls that were into me and I could have easily dated
>Never did with any of them because I'm a massive socially awkward turbo autist
>Only ever realized they liked me after I graduated and moved on
>Currently 21 and have only fucked one chick, who basically forced herself on me

> They piss themselves at school?
That's instant pariah. Chad or no Chad. That's not "teehee, I'd still fuck him though." That's "he's cute but" territory. "He's cute, but I don't want him pissing down there."

>He gets his ass beat by tyrone after school?
He gets called a pussy bitch and his social status is demoted. Fucking hell, you've never paid attention to high school surroundings?

>He does some gay dance for a girl while wearing a fedora? OMG he is so quirky I cant believe he put himself out there like that for me, and he actually could really dance that is amazing.
Let me fix that:
>wow that dance was fucking terrible. Chad, you're cute and all, but never fucking do that again ever

Yeah and my dad is actually Shigeru Miyamoto. I'd chat more, but I got Zelda Williams blowing up my phone with bootycalls

>her
>pretty
she looks like a monkey.

>Most of my cringe memories are related to attempting to be more outgoing or involved in sports.
fucking a, man me too. i'm a grown adult and this shit still happens to me.
>/fit/ but not particularly athletic or nimble
>friends ask me to play sport
>say idk i'm not good at it
>"nah, user, its totally not like that. we all suck and we just play for fun anyway"
>agree to play
>they're all fucking amazing and are gettiing visibly frustrated with my incompetence
why do i never learn?

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kek wtf is this pasta?
did you really write all this out?

kek no, a fattie with excellent make up it's still a fattie. I magine being a 2/10 with a hot friend getting all the male attention, your only hope is getting some drunk horny guy with a low standards night. Still way more easy than being a male.

wore a surgical mask and walked around a chinese grocery store saying
>ching chong SARS

why do you talk like an underaged faggot

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In one of the worst moments in my already confusing middle school/high school transition period of my life, I would hang out with these two girls who were friends. One was nerdy and I had even picked on her when I first was around her because I was competitive with school and a bit jealous of her academic performance. I was not the most social kid but somehow I kept finding myself hanging out with these girls. In my awkward state I could never even begin to imagine she might have been interested in me. I went to her birthday party once or twice. I went to a sporting event of hers. I went to her house after school for dinner.....and then it just stopped. She went to another school or something like that and I just never reciprocated the relationship in even a platonic way. I was too stupid to realize I was stupid.

You are a fucking weirdo mate

This guy gets it. If Chad did the dance routine, it would be without huge build-up and presentation. He'd just do it, dedicate it to no one, and every woman in the room would lust after his D. He'd then *pick* who he wants.

By specifically making it all about one specific chick, he not only alienates the other chicks, but makes himself already subservient to the one he *does* want. He's embarrassed her as well as himself.

man love the comments on the vid. you can learn a lot from this video. wish it was a thing when i was 12-13. coulda saved a lot of retardation

Who's got some rare Garretts?

>Tbh Garrett you are more of a brother to me then my actual brother is

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wow calm down there carmen

I've seen worse

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F

this. kek this whole dance shit feels pushed by basedboys and women. i would have slapped sense into him at this age.

Hahahahahahaha holy fuck. Once an incel, always an incel.

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From reading those incel boards I don’t think they even aspire to the 10/10 they claim even ugly fat girls ignore them lol like a deranged man who takes hormones people can see crazy a mile off

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>dat hashtag after all that exposition

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B&R

Not that bad, atleast its a meme ring and he did not go full retard and buy her a ring worth anything

this one is arguably not awful because it's clearly self-aware, even if the guy would want to bone her he clearly recognizes he has no chance and has no false premonitions

i mean it's a weird thing to do regardless, but for all we know the dude is gay

Why does no one teach young people basic facts about attraction and such? Schools actively lie to kids about how to approach dating.

>why did he literally go for the prettiest girl in the group
Every time someone expresses sympathy for this twerp I think about this. He comes off as seriously narcissistc and lacking in self-awareness, fuck him.

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ha ha ha...

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shit parenting really. single mothers or weak fathers raising kids seems to be a connected issue.
like, your parents are supposed to teach you this shit, especially your dad if you're a boy. he managed to have you so he did something right.

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>high school
>hang out with the nerds
>consider myself slightly above average in looks
>hottest girl in the entire school that hung out with the chads would constantly give me compliments and request to be in my group whenever there were group assignments
>every single male in school wanted her
>thought she was just pitying me and tried to make me feel better
>she got a boyfriend and stopped with the compliments
>fast forward 3 years
>she tells me she had a massive crush on me

It hurts, lads.

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Men being raised mostly by women and weak or none father figures. If you ask a woman what's attractive in a man they'll give you a BS answer, because telling the real shit makes them look bad. They just can't be honest about it, not even a mother with good intentions.

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My dad used the "If you ever have any questions about anything, you can always ask me." cop-out.

What a crock.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what said
from personal experience my father passed away when i was 13 and thats when hormones were going into overdrive. he didn't teach me shit about girls before since he was a drunk as well.
i didn't "get it" until about 18 years old. trust me, i even asked my mother for advice and it was the typical bullshit you would expect from a woman. boy those were a rough 5 years.

the sad thing is they don't look like a couple. you can tell from the photograph.

noooooooooo

Mine just worked all the time, often on the other side of the country while I lived with my mother and sister.

Even if you are not that good looking, having dignity helps more to attract girls than being a pathetic beta orbiter.

i can't

>i didn't "get it" until about 18 years old
that's pretty early actually

Got jammed in a bus door (it closed on me) and wriggled my way out onto the footpath. The bus was full and they all would've seen it but I just virgin walked away, never looking back.

that was when i got my first job and a car and that instantly boosted my self-esteem and i cut ties with a lot of bullshit that i was holding onto.

I know border ugly guys with average social status that get good pussy all the time, is about having good game and care enough to try all the time.

>why did he literally go for the prettiest girl in the group
>and why did nobody tell him this was a bad idea?
Almost all spergs and most men make this same mistake. It's not even that they go for the girl that they would think is the most pretty but also the one that most other guys are likely to find pretty as well.

It's so much easier to find your own personal 10 and make her feel lucky.

How much of a cuck you have to be to keep struggling for unappreciative bitches. I've done nice thing for girls, but never expecting them to like me back but if one of them pulls out this type of shit I'm flying the fuck out. The faggots need to start lifting. Good thing I only like men now.

>your own personal 10
This implies that she's someone who other people wouldn't agree is a 10, and that therefore you have shit taste.

she's not even attractive. he could do better by getting an asian gf

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>homosexuality is not a mental illness

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based

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dis nigga probably thought she had self esteem issues because of her fucked up stomach
good life lesson he learned

the girl is posing like she's taking a photo with one of her female friends. the guy is, unfortunately, doing the same.

This sounds about right. I had a single mother and mostly female friends in high school and there was so much basic stuff I just didn't know until my 20s.

The incel end goal changes from "getting laid" to "suicide by cop" after a certain point.

please no

What the average person is into is usually boring in the long run. Fucking a supermodel sounds cool, but is it that much better than fucking someone who you are actually into and will likely appreciate you?

seems to be stemming from insecurity.
>oh man if i get this hot girl i will look awesome in front of people
its like that friends first girlfriend that wont shut the fuck up about them as a couple and doing all this shit.

i was trying to do that shooting high shit to score that pretty honey from middle school and it ended in highschool because i realized how retarded that was. soon as i was out of highschool i lost my virginity to my co-workers chubby asian sister.

even though he's an autist, if he has the confidence to do this he will probably end up with a qt 7/10 (maybe a 6/10) gf by the end of highschool and will date her for like 5 years. Many such cases.
It's the guys who can't even talk to women that are fucked

bro tip:
when a girl "friendzone" you
and you get a gf they actually get jealous and kinda mad at you so what does it tell you about the whole thing?
a male friend would never do that to you. they want you to be happy
theres no such thing as the "friendzone" since you are not really her friend, and of course you hate being her friend, its more like "slavezone"

W-what are the basics? Asking for a friend.

At my friend's 16th party my mates got me very, very drunk. They managed to extra real, actual feeling's from me about my best mate's sister who I was crazy about.

It was february. They found a blank valentine's card somewhere and made me write in it even though I could barely see, let alone think. Then they put it in an envelope and pushed me out the front door to run 10 kms to her house to stick it in the letterbox. I accomplished my mission and woke up in a park at sunrise when the sprinklers came on.

I don't remember much of what I said, but it was basically everything. It was mushy and messy. Thankfully the bit I do remember was I signed it "a loser who loves you". Next time I saw her she looked at me funny. Like she knew, but she wasn't sure...

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Things don’t exist in black and white my dude. His gesture was cringe, but it was still in good faith. Maybe even appreciated in the context of all of them liking and having an appreciation for dance. I would be flattered if anyone had the balls to say they like me and give me a show. Doesn’t mean their I’m entitled to kiss them or have to fuck them.

I can confirm this.

I'm a 29 year old touchless virgin.

The most intimate contact I have ever had with a woman was when I accidentally touch the cashiers hand when taking back my exchange money

handsome lad, he'll be fine

Basically. You may not ever score with a 10/10, but a solid 6 or 7 are not out of reach unless you are really disgusting.

Literally me, except I still haven't fucked anyone at all and I'm actually older than you (26). I think the worst part is that when I look back, I realized how many times they were flirting with me and none of that ever seemed to register when I was younger.

Beta guys really inflate those cunts egos, good news is that if you distance yourself from that type of mindset your chances get good really fast. Girls know at some instinctive level that betas aren't really "nice" guys, they expect to somehow buy affection and sex without consider the woman side. Chads just want to have a good time without putting that much pressure and don't care if one girl ignores them .

Wow all that time not having sex sure made you smart

I saw an updated pic of him with some decent looking chick and he actually looked a lot better when he grew up. So your BS analytic write up is even more horseshit than before.

Did you play the Garrett video game?

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