How close were Rust and Maggie?

Do you think he ever heard Maggie fart? He grabs her ass like he hasn't but I bet she talked about pooping or something at least once or joked about having gas. Yet he still touches her shame hole and wants to bang her?

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What sort of autism is this?

>shame hole

Why does my friends gf fart in front of me when the three of us hang out? How the FUCK am I supposed to react???

>I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Maggie's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Maggie will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

what did pizzaman mean by this?

take a big loud whiff you dumb incel

Autism is a flat circle

My gf and her friends all joke around about shitting and their farts together, I act like I hate it so they keep on doing it
>secretly I fucking love it
Fake disgust while you hide your boner

How did you know I'm a virgin...?

>tfw oneitis farts openly around you and thinks its hilarious
Why? Do I still have a chance, bros?

Tell her to put baby powder on her asshole and let you record the billowing cloud
If she says yes shes into you

when she farts around you it's an invitation to fuck her as rough and fast in her poop hole. She might resist at first but just persevere through it

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>tfw fat cock so haven't been able to anally fuck any willing girl I've been with

When was the last time you bros heard a girl fart? A female friend ripped ass on my feet while she was sitting on them a few weeks ago, it was really warm

This is a great thread

bros my mom set me up with a girl the other night. She works at a bar and we're going on a date next weekend, what am I in for

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You guys are gay, girls donnot fart

Either a whore, a feminist, some combination of the two, or if you're lucky, something else entirely. Either way though get her to record a clip of her farting into a fishbowl for me wouldja

My gf only has silent farts, she's tiny

>any willing girl I've been with
How are those rape charges user

The problem fa/tv/irgins have with relationships is the abject loneliness.

The universal problem women have with relationships is having to wade through all the men propositioning them that don't meet their standards.

So why is she accepting a blind date?

Ultra based, the thought of 18th century dorm girls with tight asses ripping dry airy farts at night and giggling also makes me nut

My mom showed her a few pics of me

What's her name

Yeah they do you virgin

I want normies to GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>hanging out with gf in our undies in bed
>hand on her ass in between her cheeks while she wears a thong
>tells me to move my hand or I'll be sorry
>don't move it
>"you must be brave"
>warm gush of wind on hand
>boner city

Proof?

why

can you post more cute stories about your gf

Reggie knew this

strange name

It's only acceptable if she is attractive. Farts from ugly girls are repulsive and should be promptly shamed

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I havent told her about having a brap fetish so I take whatever opportunity I can while keeping up appearances of normality
>take occasional showers with gf
>wash each other's body
>including pussy and cute lil butthole
>make out until water is almost cold
>wrap her up in a snug towel when she gets out
Shes a small girl if i dont warm her up quick after a shower she'll start shivering

You make a move, dumbass.

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Farts from hot girls are surprisingly more common
I guess they have less of a filter or something?

what's it like laying in bed with another person

Comfy until it comes time to sleep, having to actually sleep sharing a bed fucking sucks, girls are like fucking furnaces or something. But you can always just stay awake and listen to them inhale and exhale and get lost in the cozy

Late night Yea Forums brap threads are the true kino

I bet her surname is Thankyou.

source?

Perform a search for girl farts on YouTube, and come back to me with the number of hotties ripping ass versus the number of disgusting hamplanets doing it. Bonus points for doing your research without jerking your cock, I probably would

fuck joyce's letters are funny

Welp, looks like I'm fappin again

if a girl farts in front of you it means she has 0 sexual interest in you whatsoever.

>Do you think he ever heard Maggie fart? He grabs her ass like he hasn't but I bet she talked about pooping or something at least once or joked about having gas. Yet he still touches her shame hole and wants to bang her?
This is what zoomers contribute to Yea Forums

>the chad fartposter

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>incel

Good. "Shame hole" is hilarious.
t. boomer

>shame hole
Is this zoomer slang, bros?

Every zoomer is nigger tier human garbage that should be executed.

i just saw a post on here a week ago about how this girl had a black baby and then her chad boyfriend left her and she got arrested for being involved in a drive by shooting. cute girl though.

>getting head from qt3.14 gf while 69ing
>she gets a phone call from her mom
>takes the call but keeps her ass in my face
>after 10 minutes of assworship, she pulls away and leans a bit
>braps a strong and healthy brap
>sharp smell
>never even mentions it
Ask me how I know you're a fucking virgin m8 ;)

i meant before they have a sexual relationship with you retard like the dude i was replying to.

All tolls shall be paid in full, even if they are brapqueenz

Hire an escort. Nothing like sticking your thick cock up a petite 20 yo swedish womans ass with no complaints

>her shame hole

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You poor man, you've never had a lady friend get comfortable enough around you to let some go, maybe you'll get there someday though

My sister farts around me does that count

i'll say it again, most girls view farting as extremely unladylike (unless she's a pig) and would never do it in front of someone they were attracted to for fear of turning them off. so if she's comfortable enough to fart in front of you and you haven't had sex with her you're deep in the friendzone.

I would agree with you if we were discussing this 50 years ago or maybe even 20 years ago, but these days, girls really dont give a fuck anymore. It's all the empowerment going on I think.

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Stop fucking slam pigs you standards faggot.

This is extremely untrue

That would have been the best nut ever

very nice

I dont know what kind of prudes you anons are boning but they sound pretty frigid.

The absolute STATE of this board

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Enjoy your "brapping" pig fuck zoomer filth.

Based and also redpilled owning zoomers my man

zoomers don't want to fuck women, they want to fuck other men and lick shit out of assholes.

samefag

Is this a "kino"?

It's a truth of the zoomer

Wow look at the seething zoomer bitch boi everyone hahahahababa

is this what the kids call being triggered

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Bump for day shift

All zoomers must hang

One beyond comprehension my fren.

>fren
reminder apu is the mascot for homosexual zoomers

>they want to fuck other men
Or other men that believe they're women.
Zoomerpill is hard to swallow.

Isnt Apu banned from Simpsons because he offended some Indian blogger?

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