/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #94

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 60% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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Fuck off

pee pee poo poo

>come watch my movie again, you know you want to user

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youtube.com/watch?v=5BskOC-maU0

For those who want to hear it again. The music in this movie is fucking good.

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Good movie. It has SOUL!

He wasn't a dog-lover. I hate that.

the patrician song

>look at the bright side, your tears are working

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reminder: flopped

Why do we need so many general threads for this movie
Why

Why do normalfags love this soulless trash so much?

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CyberMachete cameo in the sequel Y/Y?

Because something wonderful will happen at 100. Another poor unfortunate will destroy their intestines with the cruel, sharp shards of a bluray disc that lacerates their gums, their throat, their stomach and every thing on down until shredding their asshole.

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>watching a movie in a cinema
"no"

Yea Forumsmblr trying to emulate their frozen threads
desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/Frozen General/

Because Alita is precious and sweet and full of wonder.
I bought some oranges just because of her yesterday.

>non stop conversation has been occurring about Alita for over two weeks straight now
>HUR WHY ANOTHR THRED?

user do you have "healed by arita" japan twitter screenshot?

>conversation
you mean mindless spam.

Looks like a job for Dyson Ido.

Of which you have been complicit to the entire time as well. Hmmm.

So is this movie actually good or is Yea Forums just being ironic?

>OH HELLO
>CAN I HUG YOU?
I need webms of the dog as well.

It's decent enough. You won't feel like walking out of the theater but it won't change your life either unless you fall in love with the protagonist, which has happened to some people.

its literal autism. mostly from spics.

It's legitimately very good.

Yea Forums doesn't like it
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
these generals were made to hide away because most people with taste shit on it

>When you can't even argue against a reaction image of James Woods.
That should tell you all you need to know about the anti-Alita crowd.

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Depends on what you think good is. Artistic masterpiece worthy of Michaelangelo himself? Probably not. Amazing fun and entertaining sequences with actual passion put behind the project, not hiding behind ironic humor to avoid criticism? Probably.

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It's good.

It's fun, it's got beautiful visuals and great action, and it revels in 80s-90s cheese, especially the romance. The dialogue is entirely sincere, no bullshit self-aware and post ironic quips that plague modern blockbusters.

That said, the pacing is very rushed, so you might find yourself lost here and there, especially with everything happening on screen. But just know that things follow logically and everything happens for a purpose. It's just crammed in to get 2 volumes of the manga in.

Love on

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What is this sorcery? I didn't see such a scene in the movie.

Wait when did this happen?
After credits?

Citizens of Iron City!
How many times did she sacrifice herself for you? How many times has it been dismembered, maimed, tortured, killed, resurrected, copied, wounded, betrayed, abandoned?
How much more can a person like her endure?
How much more can a machine like she suffer?
Everyone who loves her!
Attack for her!

>not hiding behind ironic humor to avoid criticism
I think this is one of the biggest things for me, it was just fun and sincere

@Peaches could really use a webm of doc ido swooping in and cockblocking hugo

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It's seems to be too high IQ for some people, most attempts at criticizing the film I've seen are from people who clearly weren't paying attention and/or just want to hate the movie without giving it a chance

I assume this is just an animation test

Alita II sneak preview. She gets this as special delivery after she becomes Final Champion.

No wonder you didn't see it before, you need at least a billion waifu credits to receive it.

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Are there more such things? I will give you this fearsome guardian spirit in return.

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how do you know it's soulless if you haven't seen it?

BASED WOODS

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The truth cannot be silenced!

I always liked this man but damn, he's pretty based.

Because we have seen it. And it is a soulless hollywood bastardization of far superior material.

He is a weeb obsessed with a second-rate magna, user.

ABSOLUTE BASED

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why attack the source?

twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1097949040946212864?lang=en

It's a tie in ad afaik

Slow down fuckers I wanna be here for 99 and 100.

I wonder if this Alita in the trailer is different from the finished product Alita. The scene seems to be unfinished, and Alita's facial features are more like her manga appearance with the very pouty lips.

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Milf actresses love Arita too

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Not even meme-ing, but yeah. Not that Alita is particularly high brow or intellectual, but the average person is just not going to "get it".

Because they can't kill the message.

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Without a doubt. It's very noticable in the first trailer

the lighting on this Alita is less advanced than other places in the trailer. looks a lot more video game-y

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Because it IS second-rate, and the movie would have turned out like crap if it followed it too closely.

Imagine if Jurassic Park was like the book- it would have sucked.

the movie works really hard to kill the message though.

Thanks for helping more threads get created by posting here, retard

I've seen two or three think piece articles on it that are built on the presumption Alita is an android.

350m

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This is picking up steam by word of mouth still. It will do 500m bros

Hey anons! I'm back from seeing it in IMAX 3D (two threads ago holy fuck). I accidentally forgot to pay the parking meter so I owe money for that now, but whatever, got to see Alita in that format so it was worth it. Fuck, I hope they include the wider video on the 4K disc.

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yea, it flopped. and?

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The last quarter of Jurassic Park was just them cleaning up the mess after getting the park under control and then some more characters dying in the process.
It was one hundred fifty pages of filler

>flopped

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>94
I can’t believe it, I thought we couldn’t make it when we were 63

>go on exhentai to see what kind of Alita content is there
>expect there to be page after page of it
>there's like 5 actual Alita hentai doujins
wow, so Alita is not actually that popular in Japan?

Because the source definitely has its issues. A lot of that just comes with the territory of being a manga, things change on the fly.

so it decided to follow a third rate OVA almost exactly?

It's good for what it is and achieves its goal. A very fun action sci-fi movie. Had a blast.

>things change on the fly
but they didn't

Except it doesn't. It's a change in medium. Even the Japanese adapt their storytelling between them.

At the rate these threads are going, when will we hit 99 and 100? Monday morning? I wont be able to post then ;_;

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They forgot about the magna a long time ago.

How do you think Waltz was feeling during the filming of the scene where Alita comes to cuddle with him in her new body?

Like a dad.

It is Monday morning...

Goddamn it, I get the feeling we'll hit #99 when I can't be here. I want to be a part of such an amazing thread, but I hope we don't reach it until Monday afternoon/evening.

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The manga was always niche and just overlooked. It was good in it's time, but replaced by better stories. It's really only the west that kept it relevant when the OVA was imported along with Ninja Scroll, Akira, and the like. And even then Cameron is to thank for his announcement back in 2003 to adapt it that gave it a boost in popularity.

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Watching this shit now. Pretty good. Makes me wish I had a daughter/lover hybrid cyborg to keep my penis warm while fulfilling my growing desire to be a father.

So anyone who bought the artbook here? Could you explain all the shit Zapan had on his back?

>alita will never ever step on your face
why live?

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Congratulations user, you caught it while you still could.
Also nice dubs. Definitely blessed by Alita.

It can't be considered niche when it has deluxe editions and omnibus editions.

This frame of Cameron is awfully Alita-esque, isn't it? I suppose there was inspiration there, and if you read Last Order and know Cameron's backstory it becomes even more interesting.

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Was worth driving 50 miles to see it.

>Yea Forums doesn't like it
Listen up, motherfucker. Yea Forums doesn't like Alita? I AM Yea Forums! And Alita is fantastic.

>tfw no robowaifu

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>Mfw about to hit the bed and might not be here for #99 either.
But it's ok, it's the journey that's the most important part not the destination.
We've all had fun posting together and that's what matters the most.

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Why do numale redditors love alita so much?

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Its a misnomer. basically everything is niche in manga/anime except the really really big hits. Its all about laser targeting specific demographics and servicing them as much as possible.

Okay suggestion time, I think it would be fun for the 99th thread to dub a scene from the film, it depends if any of you are up to it and then it depends on which scene. If you have any ideas which one could be fun to do, reply, I want to do it bad.

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Look at the bright side...

you'll be able to post at turn of the century mark, 400m ww Alita threads in no time!

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sup brie

Those only exist because of the movie tho

Based and motorballpilled

please just go back to wherever you came from.

James Woods was /ourguy/ since Final Fantasy.

As in late morning you jerk. I can post now but I have to go to bed to be a wage cuck in the morning. And I cant post then

Why do people shit on the trailers? Look at this, it's beautifully made

youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk

This shit is literally making me tear up, that last verse of the song combined with the title fade in hits me hard

>Drives far to see ourgirl the way she's meant to be seen.
You're a true man of culture, bless your heart.

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Only problem I had with the movie was when Hugo jacked that motorball guy for his arm the guy was leaving the Kansas bar which we're told later is only for Hunter-Warriors.
Small flaw but he could have been a HW and a motorball player I guess but it felt kind of wrong.

Didn't those omnis start coming out like 6 years ago?

Good call
That's another movie most alita fans are hyped for

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Why are you making such a big deal out of it? I mean I appreciate OC but that's kinda obsessive. It's just a general on Yea Forums

>trying this hard
Still not seeing your shit movie.
Go make your own general.
We all know a CM general won't make it 99 threads.

do it
stfu jerome

What happened?

Not him and not sure, but they certainly are selling out because of the movie. I cant get my hands on a copy and have to read shit online like a pleb

>Alita made much less in US than new ghostbusters movie
Fucking hell, absolute state of uscucks. Explain youselves.

presenting facts is trying? why do facts trigger you so much?

Not a big deal, but wanted to see if anyone else wanted to do it.
I've been in these threads since #1.

Consistent and nonstop artful reveals of his powerlevel.

God, it's creepy looking.

Atilla is a nigger and so are you

DISNEY GUD

Why would I make a thread that goes against Yea Forums sensibilities, general parasite?
Do we need to find links showing it's your kind spamming CM threads as well?

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No you got to tell me in detail

That's how good alita i

They'll only get to about 75 threads because of the gender thread gap.

Yeah but the movie was in development that whole time

These threads have degraded into circle jerks and no-replies posts. Time to die.

Just get it from the man's mouth instead. He's got a twitter and he destroys with it.

shots fired

kek

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Well, if you want more Alita just watch Dark Angel, heavily inspired by Gumm/Alita.

hasn't there already been around 300 captain marvel threads taken to the bump limit though?

Thaaaaaat's riight.

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Imo there are 2 factors at work here:

>the rushed trailers with the unfinished CG immediately turned most people off (myself included). It was immediately memed and mocked across all spheres of the internet
>the glut of failed western anime adaptations have burned any goodwill the us audience might have

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None of them positive.

His group of shills accidentally exposed themselves today
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110825089/#110827776

and?

>no-replies posts. Time to die.
Fuck off Brie.

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Get thee behind me Satan.

If Alita's core has a human brain, then who is missing their brain?

The new word for man and delusional is, "Brie."

Alita said there were bounty hunters in that bar who used to be MB players, and Zapan didn't expect Alita to be a registered hunter, just ogling there. So that guy probably just went there at his own risk since he was a hotshot.

So no arguments.

All of which have been made by a handful of twitter tourists.
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/110665476/#110679778
Unironically all of seem to be shilling Alita too which makes me believe they're the ones that keep bringing up captain fungus in these threads

Brie Larson maybe?

>I need arguments to tell you to fuck off.
Fuck off.
>Fuck off.

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>>the rushed trailers with the unfinished CG immediately turned most people off
What the hell are you talking about? The CG was better than most capeshit even in the trailers.

In the process of collecting all OC work from the threads, but if there's anything you made you didn't post yet, share it now.

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Head canon approved!

Nips have garbage taste, much like Yea Forums

>cutting edge genetic engineering
>the first to create designer babies
>depraved gluttony
China is the Republique Venus irl

I mean, I'm not going to fuck off. So if you have no arguments, then all you're doing is conceding the point.

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It is a beautiful trailer, but I think the hate in the comments is born out of general cynicism towards movie market and seeing her big eyes for the first time did seem like a crappy gimmick.
After you see the movie it's impossible not to love the character though.
This is actually the first time I've seen that trailer and I'm getting some serious Bioshock Infinite vibes from it.
Alita looks a bit like Elizabeth and the tranquil music gives a similar feeling as the beginning of the game.
Now that I think about it, boatman should give that one a shot.

This, it was fun but the quality has dropped considerably. If the rest of you have any respect for this series then you would let these generals die too

Why is no one talking about the plothole?
Why did Chiren have a brain?

>Some shill thinks I'm going to go watch CM because they imagined an anonymous argument.
Nah, still not seeing your shit movie, Brie. Fuck off.

$150M in China.

Have you thanked China yet?

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its a narrative shift. They're trying to say the CGI in the trailers was unfinished to hide the fact they spent six months redesigning and reworking existent CGI to be less uncanny.

Did you try having a bite of one unpeeled?

>>the rushed trailers with the unfinished CG immediately turned most people off (myself included). It was immediately memed and mocked across all spheres of the internet
>>the glut of failed western anime adaptations have burned any goodwill the us audience might have


but the cgi is still shit and its yet another failed anime adaption. its nothing like the anime/manga.

As a kid, sure.

Any have some Alita fan art to share?

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she had a brain in the OVA, and the movie followed the OVA almost to the letter.

Yup. 100 and I'm out. I might actually hide any new ones that get made. Should have died about 20 threads ago, but 100 is a nice number, so eh.

Surely this will raise some questions down the line in the sequels that will never come.

>Concern trolling.
>Run this through hemingway app.
>Exact same sixth grade writing style.
Hmm.

It was good, but the it was unpolished. Only when you finally saw it in full glory was it apparent how good it was

Hey anons. Ive been posting (mostly lurking) in these generals since #28, and to see that in only less than a week its already at #94 and tomorrow going into 99 and 100 is crazy. Ive never seen threads bump this fast. Alita is a great movie and Im really glad theres generals where anons can talk about it. Doesn’t happen to every movie. I wanted to make an OC before these threads supposedly die, so I can remember you guys until Alita: Fallen Angel generals.

imgur.com/a/OwQPMPt

Steal it, I don’t care. Pretty much the reason I made it. I had fun making it anyway. 2 versions for your own likings. Im glad I can share atleast something before it ends. Heres to #99.

the movie is written in such a way as it seems like they were intentionally blocking off literally every plotline from the manga. They can't do tuned, the can't do chips, they can't do den, berserker zapan, or even jashugan really. The sequels would've needed to be entirely OC.

So its a good thing it flopped.

so what do you guys want to see in the sequel(s)?

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thank you, brother.

I stoleded it

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gah my heartstrings!

Saving for the archive, nice.

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Ed Norton hamming it up as much as he can
An actual finished game of motorball

Fuck your silly magna. : )

It'll run for a couple generals after 100, but I'll probably duck out after next weekend.

In a general sense, more of Alita being cute and also fighting.

But Motorball, Zapan's revenge, and more about Zalem. Plus more backstory on the colony wars.

Another plothole: how did Ido and Hugo call her? They had phones but she didn't. How does that work?

>imgur.com/a/OwQPMPt
>not directly uploading it
Holy fuck Yea Forums is right
These threads are by and for reditors

>Ed Norton hamming it.
>His brief scenes were literally just standing there.
wat

Cyborgs don't need external cellphones.

In the sequel you tard

>what do you want to see in a sequel
>I want to see x
>BUT IN THIS MOVIE Y
>WAT
user learn to read, you're embarrassing yourself.

He wanted to post both pictures, user.

>Ed Norton.
>Ever hamming it.

>yep. gotta shill in the CM threads hard starting early next week. won't be able to shit up /abag/ anymore.

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there's no indication he's even going to ham it.

Based on?

Had to post 2 images once someway tard

Why do you spam so many CM threads and then complain about them in these threads, tranny?

His brief performance? Can YOU not read?

rate this fan art

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So then post them one at a time, reddit tourist

He was shown for 2 scenes in a few seconds for each one. There wasnt enough time for him to do anything you fucking imbecile

It did. Only delusional and highly rabid fans will think that 350mil against a 170mil budget did not flop. But please, by all means, keep spamming smug alitas lmao. Im sure that will make the film a box office success.

Then why the fuck would you ever think he'd ham it up, as was pointed out that he DOESN'T especially considering Rosa's performance?
Jesus shut your mouth and get out. You don't fit in here.

The role demands it.

I think it's supposed to resemble an aztec calendar

Infinite was the last time a character made me feel about them the way Alita did. It was great watching another character have their bright eyed optimism and genuine wonder at the world being cruelly torn away from them. ;_;

Alita at least doesn't seem quite as broken at the end as Elizabeth did, but I guess we'll probably never know for sure.

Tumblr/10

maybe he used to be or still is one?

Aren't you trying a little too hard?

>just post more Alita
Don't have to ask me twice.

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All his lines were also straight and flat. Like they're going for cool/bored psychopath instead of a mad bastard.

but there won't be sequels so whatever.

rated

>Doesn't have a history of hamming it.
>No real space in the movie for it if he's supposed to be opposite Alita's character.
How, exactly?

What the fuck would you want him to do for those few precious seconds hes on screen? Act like a retard? Flop around? Say stupid quips? It's to build mystery and suspense you absolute brainlet. YOU do not belong here and should go back to Yea Forums, it's more your speed.

HARD TIMES

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>supposed to be opposite Alita's character
Can you rephrase this into English?

You said, "ham," because saying, "performance," scares you.

gas yourself you overweight kike

I don't understand. Why would anyone be scared to say performance?

Now that I think about it, yeah I'm getting the same vibe from both of the characters. They have very similar character arcs.
Loved that game, it was one of those rare gems.
Why couldn't you just let her dance at the pier happily forever. Everything went to hell after that

I ran your post through the same app and I came to a stunning conclusion as well user

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Did you try reading the whole sentence?

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He's a brainlet who thinks his garbled post is somehow a gotcha moment.

>doesn't deny samefagging
k

Oh dont just spam them by their own user. Please refute your “did not flop” statement as well, since youre so smug about it.

I was surprised my IMAX showing had a decent crowd. People walked in right as the movie was starting. All respectful and watched the film. The biggest reaction actually came at the "This bitch broke my nose" line from Zapan.

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I don't have to. Stay mad.

is this what indian/mexican shills use so they don't sound like retards? is it why they have so much trouble understanding actual written english?

As long as it makes more than $393m, it'll have beaten Solo.

does that mean anything though? it's a live action remake of a pretty obscure anime. Doesn't mean the film was good or bad because people didn't see it. ESPECIALLY in the age of pirating and internet and file sharing and etc.

I didn't say there's a problem with your grammar. I just don't get any kind of thought from that post, like what is your point? What does being opposite Alita's character mean? Opposite of? Do you mean that? Or do you mean opposed to?

Uhh, sweetheart? Captain Marvel will come out in two days. Surely you don't think this shitty little movie will be in theaters anymore after that?

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It'll hit that Friday easily.

jesus christ you're a dumb piece of shit.

lmao

Do you not understand simple acting vernacular or what? You do get what it means when two actors are opposite each other right? Do I need to draw you a diagram on how protagonists and antagonists work?

>actually complaining about proper capitalization on 4channel
user please, you're going to lose your mind if you go all grammar nazi on people over here.

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... so, that's a yes?

wtf robots aren't supposed to be this cute?!

he can't respond, he's got reaction images to spam at himself.

>making fun of your delusions of it being not being a flop
>somehow interprets it as anger
Enjoy your flop and nonexistent sequel as well i guess. Maybe a couple more smug alitas will make it real.

Yes, please explain to me with as many diagrams as you can how the protagonist-antagonist dichotomy prevents hammy acting. You may also apply said diagram to such films as Tim Burton's Batman since I'm sure capeshit is familiar to you.

>gets called out
>starts crying
Stop being a nigger faggot Jerome.

>nazi
It's basics, simple basics. You learn them in grade school.

chinks don't want to see that sweaty bull dyke at all though

She's not a robot, she's a cyborg.

>fox hired pajeets to pretend they're white men
holy shit Yea Forums was right again

the Chinese know

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I’m reading the first volume and gotta say the film is better

After all these threads I have FINALLY been accused of being the boogeyman. My experience is complete.

imagine calling someone a discord tranny for saying this liberal propaganda is trash whilst actually being one
this is some next level jew shit

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>Call out someone's writing.
>Turns out your own is objectively bad.
>Double down.

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>Mickey Mouse is the black hand behind it
This sounds so cool.

all the clickfarms are indian for some reason. you'd think it could work in mexico and russia too, but they don't pop up. cost of living might be too high to employ 50 people for $100 a day.

Who wrote this?

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I'm autustic and have no frens to hang out with. I always wait for the 4K release on movies but I really really want to see Alita and touch myself that night imagining she's my robot waifu. Is it worth the shame of going to the movies alone?

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>sea gook that was raped by his by father and then beat his mother and now thinks he's a women
>ends up actually being true
lmao
Was your fathers name jerome?

Quick! Name what you like about Alita the most before she starts crying!

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based chinese traditional values piercing through the jewish veil that is disney

Chinese are hive mind

once one knows....they ALL KNOW

>buy two tickets
>cashier will think you're there with a friend
>use empty seat to store all your stuff and snacks

It is obvious 1/2 the world away. Way to go Disney! x)

Telling it like it is.

Boom boom, room room

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You are the most human person I have ever met.

I think her childlike wonder at the world at the start of the movie is what got me.
>I LOVE IT! CAN WE KEEP IT?

There is no shame. Literally no one cares, the workers are fucking teenagers who do this for weed and gas money. Besides, most theaters have kiosks for purchasing tickets, and in the auditorium, no one will even look at you. Also helps to go at matinees. Are Alita showings will drawing any crowds, or are they empty?

That cute laugh when she was riding on the back of Hugo's motorcycle.

But what if I love Alita the most when she cries?

based samsung npc zoomer memer!

I'm going to watch alita again just because sjw onions boys hate it

Imagine shilling for this flop

can't wait until these niggers take over hollywood for good

Based admirers.

She'll forgive you then challenge you to be better.

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Well that's sad.

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Oh and also does avataring with ol woods make you feel like a white man?

We did this song and dance before.

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They really did just adapt the OVA instead of the manga, huh.

I must say, Cameron made a good choice making the pupils bigger.

Well it is the natural choice.

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You should try shilling more often. Before I was shilling Alita Battle Angel I was just a poor old sap under a dirty bridge. Now, thanks to Bob and Jim I have cash to spare.

Chiren is in the movie too, so yeah. If you haven't seen it, go see it while you can.

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Yeah and you vanished but kept posting in the thread, jungle gook!

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That and Salazar fucking nails it.

fpbp

>Bob and Jim
don't you mean babajin?

Was he an actual chad or just a fake chad? Did he steal the sword from somewhere and build up his reputation with trickery like framing Hugo for murder or was he good at his job?

It's like poetry

He was fake. He was threatened by Alita.

there's no good reason to watch the ova or movie.

Yes I have seen it

sup Brie
I'm still not going to see your movie.

>took the bait

>archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/doxx/
>shill stops on the weekend
makes you think

100% agreed, but hopefully Alita makes enough right now to put it in production, as long as Cameron has time for it, I don't want a rush job.

My only fear waiting for Avatar 2 to come out, is that it wont do as well as the first and put a stop to all Camerons plans. Movies have changed a lot since 2009,

Who wouldn't be?

Yeah, there's more capeshit now.

>implying she wants to threaten anyone
Only evil.

g-good advice, user

When you do this as long as I do, you learn a few tricks.

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Aggressive marketing and re-releasing Avatar in 3D and IMAX will get people hyped. Since 2009, there's FAR more IMAX and LieMAX screens around. My local IMAX and FDX theater opened in 2013 and that's about when my Cinemark added their XD screen.

> no bullshit self-aware and post ironic quips that plague modern blockbusters.
She tried to make a speech in the bar and got laughed at, that's as self-aware and post-ironic of a quip you can get.
Shit movie, shit general circ-ejerkl.

I think Avatar 2 will do good just out of curiosity's sake and Pandora Land at Animal Kingdom Disney World now. And supposedly James Cameron is working on new laser projectors for theaters, so that can be the new gimmick.

Holy shit we are pushing ahead with ferocious speed. No brakes on the Alita train.

Choo choo

Dare I say it...
1000 GENERALS?
I mean, we go through like 5 a day.

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No brakes on the tranny circle-jerk you mean. There's literally ZERO discussion of cinema in these threads, only wanking off and ERP and other assorted cancer.

*motorball announcer voice*
Maybe a thread will break out with all this Alita posting!

dat parents moment

Those Avatar rides at the Animal Kingdom had 2 hour line wait times all day. At least that's how it was December 2017... but def cool. Not worth the wait tho imo

Cringe and not Alitapilled.

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It would be an improvement

There's probably some slight variance across the movie also because there were five separate dedicated FX teams each in charge of their own parts. You can see other places that are a little bit unlike anywhere else.

>We had 5 teams at Weta working on different sequences. We named them all after motorballers.
>Team Stinger led by Mike Perry and Anders Langlands worked on motorball and the Zapan fight.
>Team Mace led by Mark Gee worked on the ambush alley scene and most of the shots in Ido’s house.
>Team Killer led by Nick Epstein worked on the Underworld and Kansas City Bar.
>Team Wingman led by Charlie Tait did the flash back scenes.
>Team Gangsta led by Simon Jung and Philip Leonhardt worked on the crashed warship and most of the city streets scenes.

Although I think part is the setting as well. It's 100% CG unlike most scenes, and has lighting pretty unlike anywhere else. And of course her being wet.

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Based and dadpilled.

She is a cyborg, you can have a cellphone implant.

How much do you think Waltz liked this role? He seemed so natural in it. But he does that in every role.

>Imagine if Jurassic Park was like the book- it would have sucked.

If Jurassic Park was made now Yea Forums would probably be screeching about how Spielberg was an SJW for gender swapping the kid characters

fresh
fresh
fresh
fresh

I think he loved doing it, I mean based on his performance and everything he's said in interviews.

>newfag can't even link properly

He took Rosa to the park to get the feel of becoming her real dad. They have very good chemistry.

I have never until now realized that Cameron in the Terminator show as named that because of Jim

This might be worse than knowing the girl in Transformers is a self insert for Michael Bay

>Thief
Woah... on Yea Forums alita general?

These threads are made by Yea Forums after all. They don't belong here.

CHINA NUMBER ONE

I WANT TO SEE THIS
>I WANT TO SEE THIS
I WANT TO SEE THIS
>I WANT TO SEE THIS

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CHINA NUMBER ONE

You don't belong here Jerome.